"Why not just eat donut? Better, faster, tastier."

'Donut made of metal. Donut would not be destroyed'

"Stupid donut. "

'Yeah. Hang on, if someone ate Donut, and it was pooped out, it'd end up in the sewers, and I'd have it! I'd be Donut Bearer!'

He seems pretty happy with this, not thinking about how said Donut is also a heavy burden

"Or be mine. hehehe"

'True. If ya gonna be a sewer scavenger for long enough, ya could find it!'

'It'd be nice to have Donut, wouldn't it? Immortality, invisibility... where's the catch?'

*anyone on?*

*me!*

*Hi Catloaf!*

Flint scuttles out of a sewer in front of the changeling. 'Sup?'

“Hello Flinty. Find anything useful lately?”

'Yes! Found bones, and rags, and coin!'

“How much coin?”

He holds up a couple of dirty copper pieces, and a silver piece. 'This coin!'

“Oh, that’s… great. I have coins too!” He turns into a being made of money.

'Woah!' Flinty gathers up as many coins as he can.

The coins melt away and reappear on the changeling’s body.

'Hey, that cool! Ya could do that trick for more money! That's what Flinty would do'

“Another great idea. You could do a lot with that brain of yours. Tell you what: if you can take that sword (he motions to a longsword the blacksmith is making) without anyone noticing, I’ll give you some gold and expand your tunnel system with a new room.”

'Blacksmith get mad, call law enforcement, Flinty becomes wanted, has to move away? Why ya want sword, anyway?'