'Of course she is! That makes sense. Kymberly seems nice, actually! Says you've told her all about me...'

'And apparently it wasn't just 'yuck, this gross smelly guy with no hygiene crawled out of a drain in front of me and now somehow he's my husband''

'What did ya tell Kymberly?'

'Kinda what happened though, wasn't it? Ya fell in love with the first guy who happened to crawl out a drain in front of ya. Which happened, somehow, to be a wise decision'

'Funny how, when we first met, I was kinda intimidated, had no idea what to say. Did I say I didn't know whether you were pretty?'

'I was sorta clueless, wasn't I?'

'Ya know, not many people would take up my offer of going to hide in the sewers. Ya didn't choose me out of sheer desperation, right?' he jokes

'I do try to be. Ya know, before I met ya, I'd never really thought of a girl as beautiful...'

'Good people do exist, I'm sorry ya never really met many. And though I believed in good people, I'd thought it impossible for anyone to look past my appearance, see me as a person rather than a nasty little critter to stamp on. We've been good for each other, haven't we?'

'Maybe fate put us together? I mean, what are the odds?'