“Ah, speech errors, the mark of chaos. Oh well, you will soon die, so we will be rid of your mispronunciation.” 

*remember, you’re surprised—and roll initiative first!*

21

*surprise round!* The cats shoot Eldritch blasts at you

17 with magic toe bean gloves

544 50ish Catloaves with agonizing blast and dual beams.

85% of the Catloaves explode. The rest shoot sickening radiances at the crowd.

con save!

2 levels of exhaustion (to randomize things)

94 damage 

Halved already.

“Constructs, attack!”

17 for initiative

*Roll for both turns worth of your cultists*

*I said no war!*

A hooded creature enters the tavern, witnessing the, ironically, chaos that the catloaf cult is causing. It sighs.

Initiative: 4

Also, for sickening radiance (yes it isn’t instant casting)

51 damage

1 exhaustion