'Ah yes. That. They like thrash metal, right? How about we hold an annual thrash metal concert for them at our Great Temple in return from them not eating us?'
"and what are your goals, High King?" the judge inquires, turning to face The Butcher
"we require more than an annual Thrash Metal concert before we even consider giving you money or catnip. we would require slaves to put to work in rebuilding our defenses, as you are not our only enemies. maybe even an alliance against said enemies, should we come to a feasible agreement."
“We can summon workers for you, but we will not give you our catloaves. As for you enemies, I think we could steal some of thier supplies and perhaps assassinate a few key political leaders. What do you think, Dexin?”
“So, are we going to start the negotiations?”
'Indeed we are. Now, what is our goal, high Warlock?'
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“To get the chaos cult to stop trying to eat our members. And maybe also give us some stuff”
'Ah yes. That. They like thrash metal, right? How about we hold an annual thrash metal concert for them at our Great Temple in return from them not eating us?'
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'Catnip?' Dexen suggests hopefully
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“Oh, just some money so the Catloaf cult can recruit more members. Nothing big. And Dexin, that Thrash Metal idea is splendid.”
“Of course we need catnip. You are wise in the teachings of the Catloaf god. I promote you to Meow Captain.”
'Why thank you. Hoping it will appeal to our opposition, so it can be accepted'
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“So, do we have an agreement? We hold a Thrash Metal Concert for you, and in return, you give us some catnip and stop eating us?”
'And who are those enemies?'
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“We can summon workers for you, but we will not give you our catloaves. As for you enemies, I think we could steal some of thier supplies and perhaps assassinate a few key political leaders. What do you think, Dexin?”
'What do you think, High Warlock? I think we can certainly make an alliance against the False Emperor?'
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“I think we can certainly cooperate against the False Emperor. The T’au might be a problem.”
Well, we have an agreement with them. They send us catnip, and we send them spell scrolls.
'I think we can go with you on the Orks and Necrons, what do you think?'
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