*mind if I drop in? Unfortunately for my character, I mean that quite literally hehe*
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ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
As whatever the heck's going on continues to happen, a faint but constant screaming can be heard from above, getting closer and closer until BAM! A hole in the shape of a person appears in the ground. A few seconds later (and a lot of annoyed grumbling), the creature that made the hole crawls out of it.
It appears to be an antropomorphic fox dressed in a tattered jacket and shirt, with dirty tracksuit pants and a belt with a knife and what appears to be a cassette tape player strapped to a belt. His fur is pure white except for his tail, which starts ash grey but fades to white near the tip. Big ears twitching, if you had to take a guess, you'd say he's a cross between a fennec fox and an arctic fox. And you'd be right!
Still grumbling, he mutters a few choice words to himself, then dusts himself off and looks around at his surroundings. Rubbing his head in confusion at the scene before him, he simply mutters, "Welp, that's the last time I'm trusting a portal..."
ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
"Thanks, I guess? That's the most paradoxical sentence I've heard today, which is odd considering the stuff I usually find myself in."
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ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
'Well, expect the paradoxical, my friend. The boundaries between worlds are beginning to blur, so anything could happen.' A purple bug puffs into existence, which the figure tries to attack. 'Stupid bugs keep appearing. Think it's caused by the chaos'
"I prefer to think in simpler terms. Don't expect the unexpected, but don't be surprised when it happens either." As he finishes that sentence, Ezra (OC's name) draws his knife from its sheath, twirls it on its tip a few times, then tosses it right at the bug with unnerving accuracy and speed, as if he's done this many times before.
Not even bothering to retrieve his knife from where it's nestled in the exposed crack between the chitinous armour covering the bug's forehead, Ezra continues speaking as if nothing happened. "Overthinking is overrated. Predictions are only useful as long as the circumstances they're made in remain relevant. Stay in the moment and move with foresight, but don't be shocked when things you didn't account for happen."
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ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
'Oh, you're good. You'll fit in well here. But as for foresight, well, I like to think that everything that happens has been accounted for. Unless, of course, you factor in Chaos'
"If you wanna use that term, then yes, I am a furry. However, like the guy said," Ezra gestures to the figure that's supposed to bring about the End, "anything can happen, as evidenced by the fact that I'm talking to a member of the... Shadow Money Wizard Gang, was it? Once you take logic out of the equation and just start rolling with the punches, you'll be surprised at what can happen."
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ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
Ezra just shrugs and walks over to the bug, yanking his knife out of its corpse and wiping it on his sleeve.
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ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
"My name's Ezra, thanks for asking." He holds out his paw. "What's your name?"
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ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
"Well, that makes it easy to remember. Nice to meet you, Yellow!"
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ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
"Hi!" Ezra holds his paw out for someone to shake it, but when he sees that no one's taking the hint, he awkwardly pulls his arm back.
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ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
*mind if I drop in? Unfortunately for my character, I mean that quite literally hehe*
ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
*sure, please do!*
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As whatever the heck's going on continues to happen, a faint but constant screaming can be heard from above, getting closer and closer until BAM! A hole in the shape of a person appears in the ground. A few seconds later (and a lot of annoyed grumbling), the creature that made the hole crawls out of it.
It appears to be an antropomorphic fox dressed in a tattered jacket and shirt, with dirty tracksuit pants and a belt with a knife and what appears to be a cassette tape player strapped to a belt. His fur is pure white except for his tail, which starts ash grey but fades to white near the tip. Big ears twitching, if you had to take a guess, you'd say he's a cross between a fennec fox and an arctic fox. And you'd be right!
Still grumbling, he mutters a few choice words to himself, then dusts himself off and looks around at his surroundings. Rubbing his head in confusion at the scene before him, he simply mutters, "Welp, that's the last time I'm trusting a portal..."
*Can't insert images on mobile, so uhh, don't mind the fact that it's from my Twitter lol: https://twitter.com/Sirocco745/status/1672818917902012419/photo/1*
ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
'Good afternoon. Welcome to the beginning of the End'
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"Thanks, I guess? That's the most paradoxical sentence I've heard today, which is odd considering the stuff I usually find myself in."
ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
'Well, expect the paradoxical, my friend. The boundaries between worlds are beginning to blur, so anything could happen.' A purple bug puffs into existence, which the figure tries to attack. 'Stupid bugs keep appearing. Think it's caused by the chaos'
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"I prefer to think in simpler terms. Don't expect the unexpected, but don't be surprised when it happens either." As he finishes that sentence, Ezra (OC's name) draws his knife from its sheath, twirls it on its tip a few times, then tosses it right at the bug with unnerving accuracy and speed, as if he's done this many times before.
Not even bothering to retrieve his knife from where it's nestled in the exposed crack between the chitinous armour covering the bug's forehead, Ezra continues speaking as if nothing happened. "Overthinking is overrated. Predictions are only useful as long as the circumstances they're made in remain relevant. Stay in the moment and move with foresight, but don't be shocked when things you didn't account for happen."
ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
'Oh, you're good. You'll fit in well here. But as for foresight, well, I like to think that everything that happens has been accounted for. Unless, of course, you factor in Chaos'
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Red: What is this guy? A furry?
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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'I do not know. I know many things, but not this'
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"If you wanna use that term, then yes, I am a furry. However, like the guy said," Ezra gestures to the figure that's supposed to bring about the End, "anything can happen, as evidenced by the fact that I'm talking to a member of the... Shadow Money Wizard Gang, was it? Once you take logic out of the equation and just start rolling with the punches, you'll be surprised at what can happen."
ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
Red points a gun at you. Red: “I HATE FURR-“
Purple: “RED, WHAT DIE WE SAY! NO MORE KILLING FURRIES!”
Red: “Fine…” They lower their gun.
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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Ezra just shrugs and walks over to the bug, yanking his knife out of its corpse and wiping it on his sleeve.
ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
Yellow: “what’s Your name?”
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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"My name's Ezra, thanks for asking." He holds out his paw. "What's your name?"
ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
Yellow: “We are named based of the colour of our cloaks, so my name’s Yellow.”
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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"Well, that makes it easy to remember. Nice to meet you, Yellow!"
ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
Yellow: “Nice to meet you to, and apologies for how red acts, he’s the crazy one.”
Green: “sup.”
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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"Hi!" Ezra holds his paw out for someone to shake it, but when he sees that no one's taking the hint, he awkwardly pulls his arm back.
ADHD Aussie (17M) with too many ideas and not enough time! Always up to chat!
Disclaimer: I'm not an optimizer. If I say something that's not fine-tuned to perfection, that's on purpose. D&D isn't an online tournament, it's a TTRPG where your imagination and the DM's compliance are the limits. I don't do "metas". If I can have fun with my thematically cool and still viable (both in and out of combat) concept, I'm happy. I'm not going for optimal stats; I'm going for optimal fun.
Green: “so… tell me a bit about yourself.”
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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