*Lark isn't a god of flowers specifically, snapdragons are just a symbol of trickery and deception. He's pretty much just a god of mischief and childishness :)*
*pls tell me if my jokes go too far, I've already pushed my comfort zone this evening tho so I'm not keen on doing more rn*
*TOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FARTOO FARTOO FARTOO FARTOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FARTOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FARTOO FARTOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FAR TOO FAR TOO FAR TOO FAR TOO FAR TOO FAR TOO FAR TOO FAR*
*OKAY I'M SO SORRY I'M NOT EVEN GONNA INTERACT WITH AKARI ANYMORE IF IT MAKES YOU UNCOMFY*
"GIGANTIC." He spreads his little arms out as far as they'll go, which really isn't very far.
Kila grins. “You’re gonna have to help me make this one then. Can I see one of your snapdragons?”
"Sure!" Lark pulls a flower out of his ear and hands it to Kila.
Kila places it on the ground. He takes his finger and pricks it with a cactus needle, molten rock dripping from the wound. Kila outlined a massive t rex with the blood, then takes the petals of the snapdragon and spreads them across the fire. Smoke rises from the ground and a hazy mirage of a tyrannosaurus rex appears as it clears, solidifying into a very sleepy looking dinosaur.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“They do. I have only my spiders and snakes, as of now.. perhaps I should create more.”
“We can make something together?”
“What did you have in mind?”
Kila thinks for a minute. “Something that… burrows. And is poisonous but colorful. Maybe a .. sala.. salamandrr?”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*pls tell me if my jokes go too far, I've already pushed my comfort zone this evening tho so I'm not keen on doing more rn*
*TOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FARTOO FARTOO FARTOO FARTOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FARTOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FARTOO FARTOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FAR TOO FAR TOO FAR TOO FAR TOO FAR TOO FAR TOO FAR TOO FAR*
*OKAY I'M SO SORRY I'M NOT EVEN GONNA INTERACT WITH AKARI ANYMORE IF IT MAKES YOU UNCOMFY*
*pls tell me if my jokes go too far, I've already pushed my comfort zone this evening tho so I'm not keen on doing more rn*
*TOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FARTOO FARTOO FARTOO FARTOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FARTOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FARTOO FARTOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FAR TOO FARTOO FAR TOO FAR TOO FAR TOO FAR TOO FAR TOO FAR TOO FAR TOO FAR*
*OKAY I'M SO SORRY I'M NOT EVEN GONNA INTERACT WITH AKARI ANYMORE IF IT MAKES YOU UNCOMFY*
*IT’S THE JOKES*
*I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS AT LIKE 10:45AM 😭*
*Aedwin promptly knocks Redpelt out with a spanner*
Nedari opens and closes his mouth. “I.. uh.. thank you?”
Kila looks a little embarrassed. “Um.. did I say something wrong? Sorry..”
“No.. I was just surprised, that’s all.”
“Sorry…” He twiddles his fingers. “You’re just my first friend. And that’s.. you’re really important to me.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"GIGANTIC." He spreads his little arms out as far as they'll go, which really isn't very far.
Kila grins. “You’re gonna have to help me make this one then. Can I see one of your snapdragons?”
"Sure!" Lark pulls a flower out of his ear and hands it to Kila.
Kila places it on the ground. He takes his finger and pricks it with a cactus needle, molten rock dripping from the wound. Kila outlined a massive t rex with the blood, then takes the petals of the snapdragon and spreads them across the fire. Smoke rises from the ground and a hazy mirage of a tyrannosaurus rex appears as it clears, solidifying into a very sleepy looking dinosaur.
*epic*
"WOAHHH! Dino!" Lark steps towards it, holding out a hand like you would to a dog. "Can I pet him?"
“They do. I have only my spiders and snakes, as of now.. perhaps I should create more.”
“We can make something together?”
“What did you have in mind?”
Kila thinks for a minute. “Something that… burrows. And is poisonous but colorful. Maybe a .. sala.. salamandrr?”
“Something like a colourful snake? How would it burrow?”
“Claws! Big claws. Or maybe it can squeeze itself between the rocks. Or breathe a blast of condensed fire and smoke that doesn’t catch other things on fire but pushes the ground out of the way like a concussive blast?”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Akari is silently, alongside Gerald the bone rat, building a little cottage house out of leaves, weeds, moss, flowers and dirt just off the edge of the Oasis, where it is most swampy.
“They do. I have only my spiders and snakes, as of now.. perhaps I should create more.”
“We can make something together?”
“What did you have in mind?”
Kila thinks for a minute. “Something that… burrows. And is poisonous but colorful. Maybe a .. sala.. salamandrr?”
“Something like a colourful snake? How would it burrow?”
“Claws! Big claws. Or maybe it can squeeze itself between the rocks. Or breathe a blast of condensed fire and smoke that doesn’t catch other things on fire but pushes the ground out of the way like a concussive blast?”
"GIGANTIC." He spreads his little arms out as far as they'll go, which really isn't very far.
Kila grins. “You’re gonna have to help me make this one then. Can I see one of your snapdragons?”
"Sure!" Lark pulls a flower out of his ear and hands it to Kila.
Kila places it on the ground. He takes his finger and pricks it with a cactus needle, molten rock dripping from the wound. Kila outlined a massive t rex with the blood, then takes the petals of the snapdragon and spreads them across the fire. Smoke rises from the ground and a hazy mirage of a tyrannosaurus rex appears as it clears, solidifying into a very sleepy looking dinosaur.
*epic*
"WOAHHH! Dino!" Lark steps towards it, holding out a hand like you would to a dog. "Can I pet him?"
*🫡*
”Yea!” The t rex leans forward and clumsily bumps its snout against Lark with curiosity.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
He makes a little squeaky sound and his little tail wags a bit.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Hm… ok!” Kila thinks for a second. “A fingernail of mine for the claws.. a bit of blood for a carnivore… smokey fire for the blast.. and some tumbleweed for flexibility.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
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*Lark isn't a god of flowers specifically, snapdragons are just a symbol of trickery and deception. He's pretty much just a god of mischief and childishness :)*
*Three, I think - pretty sure I was first (unless Lark is one idk)*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
*OKAY I'M SO SORRY I'M NOT EVEN GONNA INTERACT WITH AKARI ANYMORE IF IT MAKES YOU UNCOMFY*
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
“What did you have in mind?”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Kila places it on the ground. He takes his finger and pricks it with a cactus needle, molten rock dripping from the wound. Kila outlined a massive t rex with the blood, then takes the petals of the snapdragon and spreads them across the fire. Smoke rises from the ground and a hazy mirage of a tyrannosaurus rex appears as it clears, solidifying into a very sleepy looking dinosaur.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Yams is so un-unique qwq*
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
“No.. I was just surprised, that’s all.”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Kila thinks for a minute. “Something that… burrows. And is poisonous but colorful. Maybe a .. sala.. salamandrr?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*IT’S THE JOKES*
*I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS AT LIKE 10:45AM 😭*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
*Aedwin promptly knocks Redpelt out with a spanner*
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
“Something like a colourful snake? How would it burrow?”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
“Sorry…” He twiddles his fingers. “You’re just my first friend. And that’s.. you’re really important to me.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*epic*
"WOAHHH! Dino!" Lark steps towards it, holding out a hand like you would to a dog. "Can I pet him?"
“Claws! Big claws. Or maybe it can squeeze itself between the rocks. Or breathe a blast of condensed fire and smoke that doesn’t catch other things on fire but pushes the ground out of the way like a concussive blast?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Nedari doesn’t say anything, just hugs Kila.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Akari is silently, alongside Gerald the bone rat, building a little cottage house out of leaves, weeds, moss, flowers and dirt just off the edge of the Oasis, where it is most swampy.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
“Why not all three?” Nedari blinks innocently.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
*🫡*
”Yea!” The t rex leans forward and clumsily bumps its snout against Lark with curiosity.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
He makes a little squeaky sound and his little tail wags a bit.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Hm… ok!” Kila thinks for a second. “A fingernail of mine for the claws.. a bit of blood for a carnivore… smokey fire for the blast.. and some tumbleweed for flexibility.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ