"Are you sure you don't want another plate first?"
He considers this, "I guess I'll have some buttered biscuits, blue cheese on a bagel, a bacon burger, and a bunch of brussel sprouts."
"Coming right up!"
This time, the food comes before even the butcher finishes talking.
And the food is gone almost as fast as it came. "*Burp* That was the best meal I have had in a billion years, but I better be done now." He stands up and pulls the cleaver's blade out of the table.
Ino giggles and slithers into the ear of another "DONT YOU NOTICE HOW THEY LOOK AT YOU. THEY ARE GOING TO LEAVE IN A DUMPSTER SOMEWHERE, NEVER TO BE FOUND..."
That one curls up into a ball and begins to cry right on the stairs.
Heavy footsteps echo through the halls as demons scramble to get out of the way. "Is that a god I smell? In my family kitchen?" comes a deep, calm voice.
Ino says nothing but jumps from the mascot to the shoulder of one of the demons.
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"I am the white deer, I am the flowers blooming in the moonlight, I am the blue moon, I am the Feywild."
Bob B. Bumble is walking through the fields and forests of beech and birch trees. He is blowing through a bagpipe, playing boisterous music that the blue birds sing too. Beavers build dams in the rivers, badgers burrow in the hills, bugs buzz in the grass and bears bound through the underbrush. Natural beauty is bountiful here.
"Yeah please do!" They shout back as they try to set a fire where Gorath stands
He keeps walking towards the tower.
”NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR TELEPORTING!” Fælin screams.
Fælin disappears, and then finds themselves in a small dark space. Zeem is sitting beside them, and lights his staff, showing a little cube with no visible entrances or exits. “We’re here,” he says.
“Oh, thank you so mu-“ Fælin is teleported back to the tower.
”CURSE THE SISTERS OF FAITH!” They shout.
Gorath stands at the edge of the lake.
Gorath is teleported for a split-second hundreds of feet in the air, and a mountain appears around Fælin and Zeem, as Zeem warps space at a massive level around them.
Gorath counters with some reality bending of there own, making them fall into Fælin’s tower. Before Fælin can even react they’re pinned against the wall, with the sword going through their heart.
Gorath laughs, he’s done it, he’s killed a god! But before he can celebrate the colour of Fælin’s corpse turns a grey colour, along with the entire land. The corpses begins to move, like a puppet on stings. It grabs Gorath by the neck, strangles him to death with ease, then drops the body. It walks out of the tower and says, in a demonic, serpentine voice and a hideous smile on its face,
”GREETINGS! I AM NILZARATH, I’LL BE TAKING OVER FROM HERE!”
(Nilzarath, chaotic evil, overgod, death, fear, and monstrosity domain)
*now I gtg but I’m glad I finally got the chance to post this*
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Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
Bob B. Bumble is walking through the fields and forests of beech and birch trees. He is blowing through a bagpipe, playing boisterous music that the blue birds sing too. Beavers build dams in the rivers, badgers burrow in the hills, bugs buzz in the grass and bears bound through the underbrush. Natural beauty is bountiful here.
He bobs his head, "While another being may have built it, I still have dominion over anything that starts with B. That's how I gained this beauty's power." He brings a bomb out of seemingly nowhere. It's fuse is lit and slowly creeping closer to the bomb.
He bobs his head, "While another being may have built it, I still have dominion over anything that starts with B. That's how I gained this beauty's power." He brings a bomb out of seemingly nowhere. It's fuse is lit and slowly creeping closer to the bomb.
*ACK SORRY i got carried away talking to my favourite sibling lol*
Zeem takes one look at the bomb, and it disappears. “Whoa there, let’s be careful with those things,” he chuckles nervously. “I made one of those before, they’re quite dangerous. Do you have power over everything that starts with B?”
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I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
He bobs his head, "While another being may have built it, I still have dominion over anything that starts with B. That's how I gained this beauty's power." He brings a bomb out of seemingly nowhere. It's fuse is lit and slowly creeping closer to the bomb.
*ACK SORRY i got carried away talking to my favourite sibling lol*
Zeem takes one look at the bomb, and it disappears. “Whoa there, let’s be careful with those things,” he chuckles nervously. “I made one of those before, they’re quite dangerous. Do you have power over everything that starts with B?”
“Bingo” Bob beams, “and that means more than you might think, buddy.”
The butcher bellies it then and there, "Blimey, that was good," he burps. "Can I have my bill?"
"Are you sure you don't want another plate first?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
He considers this, "I guess I'll have some buttered biscuits, blue cheese on a bagel, a bacon burger, and a bunch of brussel sprouts."
"Coming right up!"
This time, the food comes before even the butcher finishes talking.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
And the food is gone almost as fast as it came. "*Burp* That was the best meal I have had in a billion years, but I better be done now." He stands up and pulls the cleaver's blade out of the table.
Ino says nothing but jumps from the mascot to the shoulder of one of the demons.
"I am the white deer, I am the flowers blooming in the moonlight, I am the blue moon, I am the Feywild."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
Bob B. Bumble is walking through the fields and forests of beech and birch trees. He is blowing through a bagpipe, playing boisterous music that the blue birds sing too. Beavers build dams in the rivers, badgers burrow in the hills, bugs buzz in the grass and bears bound through the underbrush. Natural beauty is bountiful here.
Gorath counters with some reality bending of there own, making them fall into Fælin’s tower. Before Fælin can even react they’re pinned against the wall, with the sword going through their heart.
Gorath laughs, he’s done it, he’s killed a god! But before he can celebrate the colour of Fælin’s corpse turns a grey colour, along with the entire land. The corpses begins to move, like a puppet on stings. It grabs Gorath by the neck, strangles him to death with ease, then drops the body. It walks out of the tower and says, in a demonic, serpentine voice and a hideous smile on its face,
”GREETINGS! I AM NILZARATH, I’LL BE TAKING OVER FROM HERE!”
(Nilzarath, chaotic evil, overgod, death, fear, and monstrosity domain)
*now I gtg but I’m glad I finally got the chance to post this*
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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Zeem appears by Bob. “That’s a beautiful instrument you have! I believe one of the gods here created it.”
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He bobs his head, "While another being may have built it, I still have dominion over anything that starts with B. That's how I gained this beauty's power." He brings a bomb out of seemingly nowhere. It's fuse is lit and slowly creeping closer to the bomb.
*Hoi!*
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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*ACK SORRY i got carried away talking to my favourite sibling lol*
Zeem takes one look at the bomb, and it disappears. “Whoa there, let’s be careful with those things,” he chuckles nervously. “I made one of those before, they’re quite dangerous. Do you have power over everything that starts with B?”
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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*hey Kobold!!*
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
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(Hey guys)
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*hey PT!!*
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remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
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“Bingo” Bob beams, “and that means more than you might think, buddy.”
Adara is flying nearby with giant blazing wings.
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