"I think so. I've heard it's an acquired taste. It's surprisingly easy to find"
He breathes out and his grey smoke billows into the form of rhubarb leaves, briefly holding its shape before dissipating in a foul smelling haze. "Where does it grow?"
"Roadsides, sometimes. I like the leaves, but they're toxic to humans. The stems are good too"
"I'm immune to many toxins, but I don't typically enjoy greens."
"More like reds." she chuckles at her own joke
"Heheh, true." each chuckle is punctuated by a puff of smoke.
"Are you smoking, or are you on fire?"
He raises a shaggy eyebrow and holds up his cigar, "I'm smokin'."
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
"Er... that is an odd analogy. What if I pay back what I damaged and help you make another one?"
He folds his large, candy-floss-furred arms. "No. I'm not rewarding you for this behavior. You may have a crown, but that doesn't mean you can do whatever you want."
"You are right. I should not have let my kingly nature get the best of me. Royalty is no excuse for the poor treatment of others. Please, let me make up for my bad actions. I am sure I can offer valuable assistance in cooking up a new golem."
"I think so. I've heard it's an acquired taste. It's surprisingly easy to find"
He breathes out and his grey smoke billows into the form of rhubarb leaves, briefly holding its shape before dissipating in a foul smelling haze. "Where does it grow?"
"Roadsides, sometimes. I like the leaves, but they're toxic to humans. The stems are good too"
"I'm immune to many toxins, but I don't typically enjoy greens."
"More like reds." she chuckles at her own joke
"Heheh, true." each chuckle is punctuated by a puff of smoke.
"Are you smoking, or are you on fire?"
He raises a shaggy eyebrow and holds up his cigar, "I'm smokin'."
"Ah. Still going"
He shrugs, "It's a filthy habit I know but I'm practically immortal and it can't harm me too bad. Word of advice though, don't ya ever touch the stuff."
"I would never. The smell rubs me the wrong way, and it's too noticable"
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
He shrugs his hairy shoulders as he draws in deeply, "A lot sure is, but I don't know 'bout everythin'."
"Be glad you don't"
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
"Er... that is an odd analogy. What if I pay back what I damaged and help you make another one?"
He folds his large, candy-floss-furred arms. "No. I'm not rewarding you for this behavior. You may have a crown, but that doesn't mean you can do whatever you want."
"You are right. I should not have let my kingly nature get the best of me. Royalty is no excuse for the poor treatment of others. Please, let me make up for my bad actions. I am sure I can offer valuable assistance in cooking up a new golem."
He thinks it over. It doesn't take very long. "Alright. But please don't eat it this time. I don't think you know how to do most of it, so I'll give you the easy jobs, alright?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A rather large orc is sitting outside, muttering to himself while sharpening his great axe. He seems to be muttering to himself and turning his head to the side. If anyone listens harder, they seem to notice he is talking to 'someone'.
"For the last time sister, we are not going to get the bakery sweets." He grumbled and stops talking then speaks back up "We do so have money, do not call me such ridiculous names."
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
"Er... that is an odd analogy. What if I pay back what I damaged and help you make another one?"
He folds his large, candy-floss-furred arms. "No. I'm not rewarding you for this behavior. You may have a crown, but that doesn't mean you can do whatever you want."
"You are right. I should not have let my kingly nature get the best of me. Royalty is no excuse for the poor treatment of others. Please, let me make up for my bad actions. I am sure I can offer valuable assistance in cooking up a new golem."
He thinks it over. It doesn't take very long. "Alright. But please don't eat it this time. I don't think you know how to do most of it, so I'll give you the easy jobs, alright?"
"Thank you. I know only the basics of cookery, so that is probably wise. However, I am a king and every king must have a royal chef. I'm mine would love to join you in your cabalistic cookery and his assistance would be invaluable."
*I was fine but now i'm worried. A friend of mine is going home to her parents and is going to try and come out to them. She's bringing her partner to introduce to them.*
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
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"Ah. Still going"
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
"You are right. I should not have let my kingly nature get the best of me. Royalty is no excuse for the poor treatment of others. Please, let me make up for my bad actions. I am sure I can offer valuable assistance in cooking up a new golem."
He shrugs, "It's a filthy habit I know but I'm practically immortal and it can't harm me too bad. Word of advice though, don't ya ever touch the stuff."
"I would never. The smell rubs me the wrong way, and it's too noticable"
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
"Good, it's foul stuff." He blasts another cloud of smoke out from between his lips.
"Everything's foul if you stop to think about it"
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
He shrugs his hairy shoulders as he draws in deeply, "A lot sure is, but I don't know 'bout everythin'."
*My coworker won't do the macrana with me :(*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*That's sad.*
*it is imperative that me and this coworker be silly together.*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Be glad you don't"
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
He thinks it over. It doesn't take very long. "Alright. But please don't eat it this time. I don't think you know how to do most of it, so I'll give you the easy jobs, alright?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*I must be silly with this coworker specifically.*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
A rather large orc is sitting outside, muttering to himself while sharpening his great axe. He seems to be muttering to himself and turning his head to the side. If anyone listens harder, they seem to notice he is talking to 'someone'.
"For the last time sister, we are not going to get the bakery sweets." He grumbled and stops talking then speaks back up "We do so have money, do not call me such ridiculous names."
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Thank you. I know only the basics of cookery, so that is probably wise. However, I am a king and every king must have a royal chef. I'm mine would love to join you in your cabalistic cookery and his assistance would be invaluable."
"Has the world wronged ya in some way it hasn't anyone else?" He lets a mushroom cloud of smoke drift towards the ceiling.
*Morning!*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Hey Drummer! :)*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*Lawrence hey!! How goes it?*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*I was fine but now i'm worried. A friend of mine is going home to her parents and is going to try and come out to them. She's bringing her partner to introduce to them.*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]