A Blindfolded girl sits at a table, looking sullen.
A young, slightly transparent woman in a vest is sitting in the bar, drinking shot after shot
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
He takes a long draw on his cigar, “Who are they and who don’t they like?”
"Most people. But tieflings and things that defy natural order." He shrugs and grins, clasping his hands being his back.
"What about angry, chain smoking, tree giants? Do they defy the natural order?" He seems to grow a little taller and the surrounding branches begin to whisper in anticipation.
"On my list, they should be." His tone his cold but he beams anyways. "They should be turned into firewood just like their trees."
A hedge of branches and brambles begins to build up in a wide circle all around you (cancels teleportation) and the Kapre leans in real close. His smoke stained breath is suffocating as he rumbles, “Takes some nerve to waltz around and declare genocide. I think someone should stand up against that.”
"You can try." He says and smiles "but you might end up a bonfire." He chuckles and snaps his fingers. A wall of light separates them, searing everything it touches.
He says a few words as foul as his breath and takes a step back. He stamps his cigar into the ground, causing a tendril of roots and branches to burst from the ground and strike the wall.
The wall seems to burn the branch before it can even poke through. The man smiles "pure radiance, a favorite of mine."
The giant steps into the nearest tree and the branches envelop his huge form. He then explodes from another tree on the other side in a spray of leaves. His huge fists are raised to pummel you.
He doesn't respond for a couple of seconds. No expression, just staring at the ground. "I don't like your tone of voice, mister. All they said was that I shouldn't tell you my name. But now they're causing a ruckus and I can't hear myself think." He reaches into a bag beside him and pulls out a pair of knitting needles and some yarn.
"You want a sweater, Duke? It's gonna get mighty cold before it gets war again."
Richard narrows his eyes until they are slits. He takes a deep breath, pushing down unnecessary rage. "I'm sorry." He says, though the words sound foreign in his mouth. "I just grow upset when others talk behind my back. I would rather they say it to my face." He says and fixes the front of his suit.
"I would say yes, but my body is always warm. I do not need you to make one."
He sighs. "Sorry 'bout that, sir. The crows are mean like that sometimes. I try not to listen when they come rap-tap-tappin' on my head, but they know things that keep me safe. They don't like most people, so don't feel bad about it."
"I've got plenty of wool if you ever change your mind. It'll be no trouble at all."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He takes a long draw on his cigar, “Who are they and who don’t they like?”
"Most people. But tieflings and things that defy natural order." He shrugs and grins, clasping his hands being his back.
"What about angry, chain smoking, tree giants? Do they defy the natural order?" He seems to grow a little taller and the surrounding branches begin to whisper in anticipation.
"On my list, they should be." His tone his cold but he beams anyways. "They should be turned into firewood just like their trees."
A hedge of branches and brambles begins to build up in a wide circle all around you (cancels teleportation) and the Kapre leans in real close. His smoke stained breath is suffocating as he rumbles, “Takes some nerve to waltz around and declare genocide. I think someone should stand up against that.”
"You can try." He says and smiles "but you might end up a bonfire." He chuckles and snaps his fingers. A wall of light separates them, searing everything it touches.
He says a few words as foul as his breath and takes a step back. He stamps his cigar into the ground, causing a tendril of roots and branches to burst from the ground and strike the wall.
The wall seems to burn the branch before it can even poke through. The man smiles "pure radiance, a favorite of mine."
The giant steps into the nearest tree and the branches envelop his huge form. He then explodes from another tree on the other side in a spray of leaves. His huge fists are raised to pummel you.
He can't seem to get a good focus on Richard as he becomes a blur, jumping back and forth. He smiles "Come neo, you have to do better than that. I will say that you are strong, I'm sure you could crush me."
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
He doesn't respond for a couple of seconds. No expression, just staring at the ground. "I don't like your tone of voice, mister. All they said was that I shouldn't tell you my name. But now they're causing a ruckus and I can't hear myself think." He reaches into a bag beside him and pulls out a pair of knitting needles and some yarn.
"You want a sweater, Duke? It's gonna get mighty cold before it gets war again."
Richard narrows his eyes until they are slits. He takes a deep breath, pushing down unnecessary rage. "I'm sorry." He says, though the words sound foreign in his mouth. "I just grow upset when others talk behind my back. I would rather they say it to my face." He says and fixes the front of his suit.
"I would say yes, but my body is always warm. I do not need you to make one."
He sighs. "Sorry 'bout that, sir. The crows are mean like that sometimes. I try not to listen when they come rap-tap-tappin' on my head, but they know things that keep me safe. They don't like most people, so don't feel bad about it."
"I've got plenty of wool if you ever change your mind. It'll be no trouble at all."
Richard huffs and folds his arms. "If they want to talk rude about me, they can come to me." He says and sighs "I am sorry you have to deal with that. Is there anything I can do to help?" He asks, looking back at the Hexblood, his eyes softened a decimal.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
When he approaches, Nolkiss takes note and waves him over.
"Well hello there! Haven't seen you here before."
He chuckles. "Well, it takes a lot of bravery to leave the farm these days. The upside is I've got some extra nice pumpkins this year. I got some knitwear, too. Nothing that'll fit a dragon, sadly."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Senile old wizard time because it's all I can think about.*
A wizard, in the most outlandish robes, is walking through the forest. His beard trails across the ground, picking up dirt and other bits. He walks as slow as a slug and occasionally shouts "WHAT? SPEAK UP?" at tree's.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
When he approaches, Nolkiss takes note and waves him over.
"Well hello there! Haven't seen you here before."
He chuckles. "Well, it takes a lot of bravery to leave the farm these days. The upside is I've got some extra nice pumpkins this year. I got some knitwear, too. Nothing that'll fit a dragon, sadly."
"Oh, I mean, they might fit in a Demihuman form, though wow those pumpkins are the brightest orange
He sighs. "Sorry 'bout that, sir. The crows are mean like that sometimes. I try not to listen when they come rap-tap-tappin' on my head, but they know things that keep me safe. They don't like most people, so don't feel bad about it."
"I've got plenty of wool if you ever change your mind. It'll be no trouble at all."
Richard huffs and folds his arms. "If they want to talk rude about me, they can come to me." He says and sighs "I am sorry you have to deal with that. Is there anything I can do to help?" He asks, looking back at the Hexblood, his eyes softened a decimal.
He shakes his head. "No, sir. Actually, if you'd like to come in for a slice of pie, that'd probably help. The crows don't usually come inside unless it's urgent, and it'd be nice to have some company."
*small note: truesight does not reveal any crows either.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Senile old wizard time because it's all I can think about.*
A wizard, in the most outlandish robes, is walking through the forest. His beard trails across the ground, picking up dirt and other bits. He walks as slow as a slug and occasionally shouts "WHAT? SPEAK UP?" at tree's.
He takes a long draw on his cigar, “Who are they and who don’t they like?”
"Most people. But tieflings and things that defy natural order." He shrugs and grins, clasping his hands being his back.
"What about angry, chain smoking, tree giants? Do they defy the natural order?" He seems to grow a little taller and the surrounding branches begin to whisper in anticipation.
"On my list, they should be." His tone his cold but he beams anyways. "They should be turned into firewood just like their trees."
A hedge of branches and brambles begins to build up in a wide circle all around you (cancels teleportation) and the Kapre leans in real close. His smoke stained breath is suffocating as he rumbles, “Takes some nerve to waltz around and declare genocide. I think someone should stand up against that.”
"You can try." He says and smiles "but you might end up a bonfire." He chuckles and snaps his fingers. A wall of light separates them, searing everything it touches.
He says a few words as foul as his breath and takes a step back. He stamps his cigar into the ground, causing a tendril of roots and branches to burst from the ground and strike the wall.
The wall seems to burn the branch before it can even poke through. The man smiles "pure radiance, a favorite of mine."
The giant steps into the nearest tree and the branches envelop his huge form. He then explodes from another tree on the other side in a spray of leaves. His huge fists are raised to pummel you.
He can't seem to get a good focus on Richard as he becomes a blur, jumping back and forth. He smiles "Come neo, you have to do better than that. I will say that you are strong, I'm sure you could crush me."
The giant pounds the earth causing an explosion of earth and soil where he thought you were. While he is strong, he is not a muscle bound hulk and so the crater he made with one fist is incredibly impressive. A few saplings sprout from the hole. “Don’t worry Smiley, I’m just warming up.”
A Blindfolded girl sits at a table, looking sullen.
A young, slightly transparent woman in a vest is sitting in the bar, drinking shot after shot
*pls*
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
He sighs. "Sorry 'bout that, sir. The crows are mean like that sometimes. I try not to listen when they come rap-tap-tappin' on my head, but they know things that keep me safe. They don't like most people, so don't feel bad about it."
"I've got plenty of wool if you ever change your mind. It'll be no trouble at all."
Richard huffs and folds his arms. "If they want to talk rude about me, they can come to me." He says and sighs "I am sorry you have to deal with that. Is there anything I can do to help?" He asks, looking back at the Hexblood, his eyes softened a decimal.
He shakes his head. "No, sir. Actually, if you'd like to come in for a slice of pie, that'd probably help. The crows don't usually come inside unless it's urgent, and it'd be nice to have some company."
*small note: truesight does not reveal any crows either.*
*Does Truesight reveal anything?*
Richard ponders it for moment. "Fine." He sighs "I'll try."
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
He takes a long draw on his cigar, “Who are they and who don’t they like?”
"Most people. But tieflings and things that defy natural order." He shrugs and grins, clasping his hands being his back.
"What about angry, chain smoking, tree giants? Do they defy the natural order?" He seems to grow a little taller and the surrounding branches begin to whisper in anticipation.
"On my list, they should be." His tone his cold but he beams anyways. "They should be turned into firewood just like their trees."
A hedge of branches and brambles begins to build up in a wide circle all around you (cancels teleportation) and the Kapre leans in real close. His smoke stained breath is suffocating as he rumbles, “Takes some nerve to waltz around and declare genocide. I think someone should stand up against that.”
"You can try." He says and smiles "but you might end up a bonfire." He chuckles and snaps his fingers. A wall of light separates them, searing everything it touches.
He says a few words as foul as his breath and takes a step back. He stamps his cigar into the ground, causing a tendril of roots and branches to burst from the ground and strike the wall.
The wall seems to burn the branch before it can even poke through. The man smiles "pure radiance, a favorite of mine."
The giant steps into the nearest tree and the branches envelop his huge form. He then explodes from another tree on the other side in a spray of leaves. His huge fists are raised to pummel you.
He can't seem to get a good focus on Richard as he becomes a blur, jumping back and forth. He smiles "Come neo, you have to do better than that. I will say that you are strong, I'm sure you could crush me."
The giant pounds the earth causing an explosion of earth and soil where he thought you were. While he is strong, he is not a muscle bound hulk and so the crater he made with one fist is incredibly impressive. A few saplings sprout from the hole. “Don’t worry Smiley, I’m just warming up.”
(I'm going to need him to make a WIS save)
Richard smiles and claps his hands, his eyes turn luminous again. "I suggest you stop friend."
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
When he approaches, Nolkiss takes note and waves him over.
"Well hello there! Haven't seen you here before."
He chuckles. "Well, it takes a lot of bravery to leave the farm these days. The upside is I've got some extra nice pumpkins this year. I got some knitwear, too. Nothing that'll fit a dragon, sadly."
"Oh, I mean, they might fit in a Demihuman form, though wow those pumpkins are the brightest orange"
"Thank you kindly, friend. The color means they're extra healthy, and are full of nutrients. The first one's free, but unfortunately after that I'll have to start chargin' you about a half-silver for each."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
He sighs. "Sorry 'bout that, sir. The crows are mean like that sometimes. I try not to listen when they come rap-tap-tappin' on my head, but they know things that keep me safe. They don't like most people, so don't feel bad about it."
"I've got plenty of wool if you ever change your mind. It'll be no trouble at all."
Richard huffs and folds his arms. "If they want to talk rude about me, they can come to me." He says and sighs "I am sorry you have to deal with that. Is there anything I can do to help?" He asks, looking back at the Hexblood, his eyes softened a decimal.
He shakes his head. "No, sir. Actually, if you'd like to come in for a slice of pie, that'd probably help. The crows don't usually come inside unless it's urgent, and it'd be nice to have some company."
*small note: truesight does not reveal any crows either.*
*Does Truesight reveal anything?*
Richard ponders it for moment. "Fine." He sighs "I'll try."
*Nope! Although magical detection will reveal that the farmer is not actually a fey.*
He stands up and walks to the door, holding it open for Richard. "Thank you kindly, sir. I've got apple, pumpkin, and a blueberry one that is still cooling on the windowsill. It might be cool enough to eat now, if you'd like to try."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He takes a long draw on his cigar, “Who are they and who don’t they like?”
"Most people. But tieflings and things that defy natural order." He shrugs and grins, clasping his hands being his back.
"What about angry, chain smoking, tree giants? Do they defy the natural order?" He seems to grow a little taller and the surrounding branches begin to whisper in anticipation.
"On my list, they should be." His tone his cold but he beams anyways. "They should be turned into firewood just like their trees."
A hedge of branches and brambles begins to build up in a wide circle all around you (cancels teleportation) and the Kapre leans in real close. His smoke stained breath is suffocating as he rumbles, “Takes some nerve to waltz around and declare genocide. I think someone should stand up against that.”
"You can try." He says and smiles "but you might end up a bonfire." He chuckles and snaps his fingers. A wall of light separates them, searing everything it touches.
He says a few words as foul as his breath and takes a step back. He stamps his cigar into the ground, causing a tendril of roots and branches to burst from the ground and strike the wall.
The wall seems to burn the branch before it can even poke through. The man smiles "pure radiance, a favorite of mine."
The giant steps into the nearest tree and the branches envelop his huge form. He then explodes from another tree on the other side in a spray of leaves. His huge fists are raised to pummel you.
He can't seem to get a good focus on Richard as he becomes a blur, jumping back and forth. He smiles "Come neo, you have to do better than that. I will say that you are strong, I'm sure you could crush me."
The giant pounds the earth causing an explosion of earth and soil where he thought you were. While he is strong, he is not a muscle bound hulk and so the crater he made with one fist is incredibly impressive. A few saplings sprout from the hole. “Don’t worry Smiley, I’m just warming up.”
(I'm going to need him to make a WIS save)
Richard smiles and claps his hands, his eyes turn luminous again. "I suggest you stop friend."
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His stamps a foot, shattering the ground and causing a thin wave of roots roiling towards you. “I suggest you go back to where you came from.”
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
The giant steps into the nearest tree and the branches envelop his huge form. He then explodes from another tree on the other side in a spray of leaves. His huge fists are raised to pummel you.
When he approaches, Nolkiss takes note and waves him over.
"Well hello there! Haven't seen you here before."
He sighs. "Sorry 'bout that, sir. The crows are mean like that sometimes. I try not to listen when they come rap-tap-tappin' on my head, but they know things that keep me safe. They don't like most people, so don't feel bad about it."
"I've got plenty of wool if you ever change your mind. It'll be no trouble at all."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He can't seem to get a good focus on Richard as he becomes a blur, jumping back and forth. He smiles "Come neo, you have to do better than that. I will say that you are strong, I'm sure you could crush me."
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
Richard huffs and folds his arms. "If they want to talk rude about me, they can come to me." He says and sighs "I am sorry you have to deal with that. Is there anything I can do to help?" He asks, looking back at the Hexblood, his eyes softened a decimal.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
He chuckles. "Well, it takes a lot of bravery to leave the farm these days. The upside is I've got some extra nice pumpkins this year. I got some knitwear, too. Nothing that'll fit a dragon, sadly."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Senile old wizard time because it's all I can think about.*
A wizard, in the most outlandish robes, is walking through the forest. His beard trails across the ground, picking up dirt and other bits. He walks as slow as a slug and occasionally shouts "WHAT? SPEAK UP?" at tree's.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Oh, I mean, they might fit in a Demihuman form, though wow those pumpkins are the brightest orange
He shakes his head. "No, sir. Actually, if you'd like to come in for a slice of pie, that'd probably help. The crows don't usually come inside unless it's urgent, and it'd be nice to have some company."
*small note: truesight does not reveal any crows either.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Echo walks over to him "who are you talking to?"
psychopath ^-^
The giant pounds the earth causing an explosion of earth and soil where he thought you were. While he is strong, he is not a muscle bound hulk and so the crater he made with one fist is incredibly impressive. A few saplings sprout from the hole. “Don’t worry Smiley, I’m just warming up.”
A Blindfolded girl sits at a table, looking sullen.
A young, slightly transparent woman in a vest is sitting in the bar, drinking shot after shot
*pls*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
*Does Truesight reveal anything?*
Richard ponders it for moment. "Fine." He sighs "I'll try."
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
(I'm going to need him to make a WIS save)
Richard smiles and claps his hands, his eyes turn luminous again. "I suggest you stop friend."
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Thank you kindly, friend. The color means they're extra healthy, and are full of nutrients. The first one's free, but unfortunately after that I'll have to start chargin' you about a half-silver for each."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Aww, you're sweet." They say with a wink
*pls someone respond to my intros*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
*Nope! Although magical detection will reveal that the farmer is not actually a fey.*
He stands up and walks to the door, holding it open for Richard. "Thank you kindly, sir. I've got apple, pumpkin, and a blueberry one that is still cooling on the windowsill. It might be cool enough to eat now, if you'd like to try."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
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His stamps a foot, shattering the ground and causing a thin wave of roots roiling towards you. “I suggest you go back to where you came from.”