'I suppose so. I mean, I believe that if I'm bad then I go to the bad place when I die, but I also believe that I'm irredeemably bad anyway, so whatever I do isn't going to make the slightest bit of difference. So you're right, what I do in life doesn't really matter so much. I might as well live it to the full'
"Exactly! I'm already going to the deepest parts of hell anyway, if it exists." She laughs.
'Who isn't? So let's make life count' He eats his mushroom noodles. 'These are epic!'
"That's the spirit!" She tucks into her own bacon and egg noodles.
*This is hilarious, two potentially emotionally damaged characters deciding not to care about anything or give a [gp] anymore, and laughing about it. It is how I feel sometimes though XD*
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Sirius is inspecting more of his gourmet ingredients at one of the tables in the coffee shop. He sorts them into two piles, but it would take an expert to tell which one is acceptable and which one isn't.
Carl walks over, curious.
Sirius moves some of the ingredients over, giving some table space in the event that Carl wants to sit down. "Have you ever tried the shellfruit of the stranglebogs of east Chult? Or the durian mushrooms of the Deadlands?"
'I suppose so. I mean, I believe that if I'm bad then I go to the bad place when I die, but I also believe that I'm irredeemably bad anyway, so whatever I do isn't going to make the slightest bit of difference. So you're right, what I do in life doesn't really matter so much. I might as well live it to the full'
"Exactly! I'm already going to the deepest parts of hell anyway, if it exists." She laughs.
'Who isn't? So let's make life count' He eats his mushroom noodles. 'These are epic!'
"That's the spirit!" She tucks into her own bacon and egg noodles.
*This is hilarious, two potentially emotionally damaged characters deciding not to care about anything or give a [gp] anymore, and laughing about it. It is how I feel sometimes though XD*
*yeah lol*
'How are yours?'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*I have many characters active, NPC's, staff, and normal people! I'm tempted to ask you to check the character key in my extended sig, as I just made it and want to see if its actually helpful*
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Sirius is inspecting more of his gourmet ingredients at one of the tables in the coffee shop. He sorts them into two piles, but it would take an expert to tell which one is acceptable and which one isn't.
Carl walks over, curious.
Sirius moves some of the ingredients over, giving some table space in the event that Carl wants to sit down. "Have you ever tried the shellfruit of the stranglebogs of east Chult? Or the durian mushrooms of the Deadlands?"
"I, um, can't say I have!" He sits down.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
A high elf with long, golden blonde hair ties into a braid that drapes over his shoulder, walks into the tavern. He seems to be a peaceful type, with gentle features and dazzling sapphire blue eyes. He wears a white button-up dress shirt, a light brown vest with silver buttons, long black breeches, and knee high black boots. He carries a lute around one shoulder and a bag of holding around the other.
A high elf with long, golden blonde hair ties into a braid that drapes over his shoulder, walks into the tavern. He seems to be a peaceful type, with gentle features and dazzling sapphire blue eyes. He wears a white button-up dress shirt, a light brown vest with silver buttons, long black breeches, and knee high black boots. He carries a lute around one shoulder and a bag of holding around the other.
He smiles warmly "Any room for a wandering Bard?"
Juliet rushes over to greet you. "Welcome! Yes, we have lots of room! You looking for any size in particular?"
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
A high elf with long, golden blonde hair ties into a braid that drapes over his shoulder, walks into the tavern. He seems to be a peaceful type, with gentle features and dazzling sapphire blue eyes. He wears a white button-up dress shirt, a light brown vest with silver buttons, long black breeches, and knee high black boots. He carries a lute around one shoulder and a bag of holding around the other.
He smiles warmly "Any room for a wandering Bard?"
Juliet rushes over to greet you. "Welcome! Yes, we have lots of room! You looking for any size in particular?"
"Thank you dear.." he smiled again and bowed "I will take anything you have available. I am grateful for what you give."
Sirius moves some of the ingredients over, giving some table space in the event that Carl wants to sit down. "Have you ever tried the shellfruit of the stranglebogs of east Chult? Or the durian mushrooms of the Deadlands?"
"I, um, can't say I have!" He sits down.
"Well, I've collected some, plus some other gourmet ingredients, but they don't meet the standards of quality I'm expected to show. They're still good though, and it would be a shame to waste them. They won't be cheap, but the price is slashed by 10% due to quality and I'm more than willing to slash another 80% off if you are willing to take the time to prepare them properly."
A high elf with long, golden blonde hair ties into a braid that drapes over his shoulder, walks into the tavern. He seems to be a peaceful type, with gentle features and dazzling sapphire blue eyes. He wears a white button-up dress shirt, a light brown vest with silver buttons, long black breeches, and knee high black boots. He carries a lute around one shoulder and a bag of holding around the other.
He smiles warmly "Any room for a wandering Bard?"
Juliet rushes over to greet you. "Welcome! Yes, we have lots of room! You looking for any size in particular?"
"Thank you dear.." he smiled again and bowed "I will take anything you have available. I am grateful for what you give."
"Maybe we could get you a medium? How much are you able to pay?" She pulls out her notepad.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Sirius moves some of the ingredients over, giving some table space in the event that Carl wants to sit down. "Have you ever tried the shellfruit of the stranglebogs of east Chult? Or the durian mushrooms of the Deadlands?"
"I, um, can't say I have!" He sits down.
"Well, I've collected some, plus some other gourmet ingredients, but they don't meet the standards of quality I'm expected to show. They're still good though, and it would be a shame to waste them. They won't be cheap, but the price is slashed by 10% due to quality and I'm more than willing to slash another 80% off if you are willing to take the time to prepare them properly."
He gestures to one of the piles of ingredients.
Carl grows slightly more serious, pulling out his notepad whilst eyeing up the ingredients. He can't even deny the potential for good food these days. "How much are we talking?"
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
A high elf with long, golden blonde hair ties into a braid that drapes over his shoulder, walks into the tavern. He seems to be a peaceful type, with gentle features and dazzling sapphire blue eyes. He wears a white button-up dress shirt, a light brown vest with silver buttons, long black breeches, and knee high black boots. He carries a lute around one shoulder and a bag of holding around the other.
He smiles warmly "Any room for a wandering Bard?"
Juliet rushes over to greet you. "Welcome! Yes, we have lots of room! You looking for any size in particular?"
"Thank you dear.." he smiled again and bowed "I will take anything you have available. I am grateful for what you give."
"Maybe we could get you a medium? How much are you able to pay?" She pulls out her notepad.
He chuckles and brings forth a small velvet bag. He opens it and pulls out a five rubies, cut beautiful and the size of his fingernail. "Would these suffice?"
He chuckles and brings forth a small velvet bag. He opens it and pulls out a five rubies, cut beautiful and the size of his fingernail. "Would these suffice?"
"...Wow. Pretty sure just one of those would be enough for a day or two in one of our large rooms."
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
He chuckles and brings forth a small velvet bag. He opens it and pulls out a five rubies, cut beautiful and the size of his fingernail. "Would these suffice?"
"...Wow. Pretty sure just one of those would be enough for a day or two in one of our large rooms."
"A medium is fine my dear. I require no large quarters." He smiles. "Besides, I have no use for these riches. If these will suffice for a room, then I insist you keep the rest for yourself."
"Well." She pauses to continue eating. "Being evil isn't perfect. Being mean won't get you anywhere. Just... don't care so much. We're meant to brighten up this dark world, not follow after it or be brought down by it, you know?"
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
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𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
"That's the spirit!" She tucks into her own bacon and egg noodles.
*This is hilarious, two potentially emotionally damaged characters deciding not to care about anything or give a [gp] anymore, and laughing about it. It is how I feel sometimes though XD*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Sirius moves some of the ingredients over, giving some table space in the event that Carl wants to sit down. "Have you ever tried the shellfruit of the stranglebogs of east Chult? Or the durian mushrooms of the Deadlands?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*yeah lol*
'How are yours?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*I have many characters active, NPC's, staff, and normal people! I'm tempted to ask you to check the character key in my extended sig, as I just made it and want to see if its actually helpful*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"I, um, can't say I have!" He sits down.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"Delicious, thank you. Yours taste any good?"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
A high elf with long, golden blonde hair ties into a braid that drapes over his shoulder, walks into the tavern. He seems to be a peaceful type, with gentle features and dazzling sapphire blue eyes. He wears a white button-up dress shirt, a light brown vest with silver buttons, long black breeches, and knee high black boots. He carries a lute around one shoulder and a bag of holding around the other.
He smiles warmly "Any room for a wandering Bard?"
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
Juliet rushes over to greet you. "Welcome! Yes, we have lots of room! You looking for any size in particular?"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"Thank you dear.." he smiled again and bowed "I will take anything you have available. I am grateful for what you give."
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
"Well, I've collected some, plus some other gourmet ingredients, but they don't meet the standards of quality I'm expected to show. They're still good though, and it would be a shame to waste them. They won't be cheap, but the price is slashed by 10% due to quality and I'm more than willing to slash another 80% off if you are willing to take the time to prepare them properly."
He gestures to one of the piles of ingredients.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Maybe we could get you a medium? How much are you able to pay?" She pulls out her notepad.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'They're perfect!'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Carl grows slightly more serious, pulling out his notepad whilst eyeing up the ingredients. He can't even deny the potential for good food these days. "How much are we talking?"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"That's great." She smiles at Bob through a mouthful.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
He chuckles and brings forth a small velvet bag. He opens it and pulls out a five rubies, cut beautiful and the size of his fingernail. "Would these suffice?"
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
'Maybe being 'evil' isn't so bad?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"...Wow. Pretty sure just one of those would be enough for a day or two in one of our large rooms."
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"A medium is fine my dear. I require no large quarters." He smiles. "Besides, I have no use for these riches. If these will suffice for a room, then I insist you keep the rest for yourself."
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
"Well." She pauses to continue eating. "Being evil isn't perfect. Being mean won't get you anywhere. Just... don't care so much. We're meant to brighten up this dark world, not follow after it or be brought down by it, you know?"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.