"Alright..." He places all the gold on the counter alongside a list containing every item on the visible menu, and then some that aren't openly presented, either due to their exclusivity or, more commonly, due to the fact that no one would realistically order them. They seem to be in a specific order so that not too much of any particular category would be in the works at one time.
"Wow, you've got this all planned out." He cracks his knuckles. "Haven't had an order like this in a while. Juliet!"
He and Juliet head into the kitchen, and start making the food. Slowly, it begins to pile onto your table.
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"Wow, you've got this all planned out." He cracks his knuckles. "Haven't had an order like this in a while. Juliet!"
He and Juliet head into the kitchen, and start making the food. Slowly, it begins to pile onto your table.
The food is consumed at nearly the same rate it is placed on the table. Dishes pile up on Jadlo's table. By the time his order is finished, he has eaten several times his size in food and drank enough caffeine to kill a man of his size several times over. However, he seems completely normal by the end. He never gets up except to get more napkins, upon which he writes his notes, and he only ever slows down to write said notes. By all means, his eating and drinking habits should have killed him, regardless of his constitution or metabolism.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Once he finishes, he stretches and checks his notes. He seems oddly relaxed and calm given the concentration of caffeine in his system, and oddly light on his feet for someone who just ate over one hundred pounds of dessert foods.
He waves to her casually. "Do you dine here often?"
Carl and Juliet stand next to your table, napkins over their arms like true waiters, slightly bending down, gasping for breath. They just did a lot of cooking, and a lot of serving too. They’re dumbfounded at how you can eat so much.
”Well, at least we’ll get a nice salary this month.”
“Yeah… no kidding. Yesterday was tough, so many guests, and now this… we deserve to be rich.” They give each other a high five.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Carl and Juliet stand next to your table, napkins over their arms like true waiters, slightly bending down, gasping for breath. They just did a lot of cooking, and a lot of serving too. They’re dumbfounded at how you can eat so much.
”Well, at least we’ll get a nice salary this month.”
“Yeah… no kidding. Yesterday was tough, so many guests, and now this… we deserve to be rich.” They give each other a high five.
"...Tomorrow night, when you have the time, I would like to learn how you make a certain couple of dishes. I've discerned exactly three drinks and three food items that I believe that I have the skill to even potentially recreate and that my employer would enjoy, given his tastes. I will be happy to pay for the time and ingredients and sign any documents you need to preserve confidentiality."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Once he finishes, he stretches and checks his notes. He seems oddly relaxed and calm given the concentration of caffeine in his system, and oddly light on his feet for someone who just ate over one hundred pounds of dessert foods.
He waves to her casually. "Do you dine here often?"
"no, I'm not from here"
"Oh. What do you think of this place so far?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"...Tomorrow night, when you have the time, I would like to learn how you make a certain couple of dishes. I've discerned exactly three drinks and three food items that I believe that I have the skill to even potentially recreate and that my employer would enjoy, given his tastes. I will be happy to pay for the time and ingredients and sign any documents you need to preserve confidentiality."
“Please… be our guest.” Carl replies. “But for the moment, me and Juliet need a bit of a break.”
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Sure! I’m not progressing the game until tomorrow, cause I’m kinda tired, but I’d be happy to rp. Tomorrow though, we take a big step forward, so be ready.*
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
“Please… be our guest.” Carl replies. “But for the moment, me and Juliet need a bit of a break.”
"I should hope so! You just prepared over 100 servings of food!" He chuckles a bit. "In all honesty, I should probably have split my order up over a couple of days, but now I know you guys can really hustle!"
"I should hope so! You just prepared over 100 servings of food!" He chuckles a bit. "In all honesty, I should probably have split my order up over a couple of days, but now I know you guys can really hustle!"
“It’s our job... Don’t worry about it.” Carl replies.
”And with all due respect, sir.” Juliet begins, “We needed the money.”
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"Wow, you've got this all planned out." He cracks his knuckles. "Haven't had an order like this in a while. Juliet!"
He and Juliet head into the kitchen, and start making the food. Slowly, it begins to pile onto your table.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The food is consumed at nearly the same rate it is placed on the table. Dishes pile up on Jadlo's table. By the time his order is finished, he has eaten several times his size in food and drank enough caffeine to kill a man of his size several times over. However, he seems completely normal by the end. He never gets up except to get more napkins, upon which he writes his notes, and he only ever slows down to write said notes. By all means, his eating and drinking habits should have killed him, regardless of his constitution or metabolism.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Once he finishes, he stretches and checks his notes. He seems oddly relaxed and calm given the concentration of caffeine in his system, and oddly light on his feet for someone who just ate over one hundred pounds of dessert foods.
He waves to her casually. "Do you dine here often?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Carl and Juliet stand next to your table, napkins over their arms like true waiters, slightly bending down, gasping for breath. They just did a lot of cooking, and a lot of serving too. They’re dumbfounded at how you can eat so much.
”Well, at least we’ll get a nice salary this month.”
“Yeah… no kidding. Yesterday was tough, so many guests, and now this… we deserve to be rich.” They give each other a high five.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"...Tomorrow night, when you have the time, I would like to learn how you make a certain couple of dishes. I've discerned exactly three drinks and three food items that I believe that I have the skill to even potentially recreate and that my employer would enjoy, given his tastes. I will be happy to pay for the time and ingredients and sign any documents you need to preserve confidentiality."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Oh. What do you think of this place so far?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“Please… be our guest.” Carl replies. “But for the moment, me and Juliet need a bit of a break.”
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Sure! I’m not progressing the game until tomorrow, cause I’m kinda tired, but I’d be happy to rp. Tomorrow though, we take a big step forward, so be ready.*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Awesome*
*If anyone is still looking for me to DM here, don’t worry, I’ll still be up for rp here too*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"I should hope so! You just prepared over 100 servings of food!" He chuckles a bit. "In all honesty, I should probably have split my order up over a couple of days, but now I know you guys can really hustle!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“It’s our job... Don’t worry about it.” Carl replies.
”And with all due respect, sir.” Juliet begins, “We needed the money.”
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Yo yo yoooo, seems like the tavern is off to a good start!!*
Overnight, any spills or messes seem to have been cleaned up, and any technical or mechanical issues resolved as well...
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*Yondor!!!!*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*DRUMMER!!!!!! YOU'VE DONE SO MUCH WORK, I freakin love you*
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