The 2 Story Tavern

'What ya mean? Ya dissing me or something?'

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'What ya mean? Ya dissing me or something?'

 "Nope." They said and flicked their tail

'Ok, in which case, we can get on with each other. What brings ya here?'

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'Ok, in which case, we can get on with each other. What brings ya here?'

 "Ritual materials to summon Asmodues from the depths of hell!" They squeak and giggle.

'Very funny'

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'Very funny'

 "No! Really!" They squeaked again, fluffing up.

'Great. And ya do realise that what ya doing is, well, a generally awful idea?'

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'Great. And ya do realise that what ya doing is, well, a generally awful idea?'

 "He will save us all!!" They squeaked and jumped around, giggling

'Ya know, he really won't. That's kinda the opposite of what he'll do. The Hells are a place of torture and madness, why would ya want to replicate that on this plane?'

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'Ya know, he really won't. That's kinda the opposite of what he'll do. The Hells are a place of torture and madness, why would ya want to replicate that on this plane?'

 "It will help us all! Chaos will no longer be needed!" They said and narrowed their eyes "Why? You on the side of chaos?"

'Nah. Law, Chaos, all the same to me. But Evil is plenty worse than Chaos, and by inviting Asmodeus, you're inviting Evil'

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'Nah. Law, Chaos, all the same to me. But Evil is plenty worse than Chaos, and by inviting Asmodeus, you're inviting Evil'

 "He is Law!!" They squeak and jump around angrily "Everything else is chaotic and needs to be tamed!"

'He's Lawful Evil. Ya love Law that much, go find someone Lawful Neutral to summon. Maybe go invite over a load of modrons'

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'He's Lawful Evil. Ya love Law that much, go find someone Lawful Neutral to summon. Maybe go invite over a load of modrons'

 "Nope! Too wound up tight to have any fun!"

'If there was no chaos, there wouldn't be any room for fun either. Ya gotta have a balance'

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'If there was no chaos, there wouldn't be any room for fun either. Ya gotta have a balance'

 "Nope nope nope!" They said and pointed a wand in Flint's face.

'Hey, no need for that? I'm not gonna hurt ya'

Plague Eater watches the conversation unfold, not saying anything out of politeness.

'Oh, hey Bartholemew!'

*good morning*