"Oh dear, those were theo's favorites" she makes that tut tut sound with her tongue, "He'll be most upset"
"I should introduce myself, Miss Normal. Argus West, Consort of the Nightmare. Not that that will have any meaning to such a lowly being as you."
"Nor'Mal, different inflection." She says politely, "And yes I have heard of you. My father warned me of a parasite out her"
"I think you're wrong, given that I've only been on this plane for about five minutes." He chuckles. "But I understand."
He leans close to her, grabbing her arm and squeezing tight. His breath smells like flowers and cold night air.
"You mortal nobles think that the world runs on a system that you are on top of. That it just makes sense that you are on top. That things make sense at all. But things don't work that way. You wanna know how things run?"
He squeezes her arm tighter, his thumb nail stabbing into her flesh. "You wanna learn something magic school can't teach ya?"
"So you're not the only leech out here." She mutter, before wincing as he grabs her, "Let me go." She warns
Since the spell didn't work, Miko goes for some public embarrassment, singing a song about a crazy women, and how she gets eaten by a dragon and I'm not very creative rn
That's pretty creative, tho she doesn't seem to notice the song is about her
Performance roll is 29, and Miko's being pretty blunt about it
48
How much hp does he have?
108, and technically, he's well within his rights as a bard
He doesn't feel anything hplen as the noble glares at him slightly, before exhaling and choosing to ignore him
*Did you seriously try to cast sleep?*
*do you mean did she cast it or was I trying to succeed?*
*Both?*
*yes and no. She cast it because it was in character, but even if it did affect him I wouldn't have tried to stop a counterspell*
Kayla looks at them curiously. “Are you a myconid?” she asks.
It looks at her and makes a happy cooing noise.
Kayla smiles at it, clearly intrigued by its unusual appearance and manner of speech.
*just look at my pfp for inspiration for this guy :) *
It lumbers over to her and sits on the ground near her. It looks at her cup, clearly fascinated.
She offers it some orange spice tea with milk.
*Gtg for now. Bye! See you later.*
*see ya!*
It looks very confused. "How to drink?"
the plague doctor walks up to them holding her own cup 'like this' she then demonstrates how to drink
“Thank you.” Kayla smiles gratefully at the plague doctor. She then takes the cup and shows the mushroom creature how she likes to drink, with little sips. “Like this, so the tea doesn’t spill.” She looks at the plague doctor to see if she agrees.
she nodds and seems pleased
Kayla orders two more cups of orange spice tea, one for the mushroom creature and one for the plague doctor. She shows them how she likes to add milk to it, “but you don’t have to.”
the doctor takes a sip 'quite lovely but a bit warm for my tastes...' she pulls out a small vail of green liquid and add a single drop and for a green flames bursts from the cup then sizzle out within the second. she takes a sip and lets out a pleased hum 'perfection.' she then seems a bit startled 'oh, how rude of me! i never introduced myself!' she tips her dark grey sunhat "'Im ember, a traveling doctor and alchemest, its a pleasure to meet you both"
“Kayla Sparkledust, gnome illusionist and apprentice gemcutter. Pleasure to meet you too, Ember.”
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I like reading and writing, but I’m not much of an artist.
"So you're not the only leech out here." She mutter, before wincing as he grabs her, "Let me go." She warns
"Strange that you seem to be under the impression that I fail to earn my keep, while you are the one leeching off daddy's money. I earn my keep, and have done so since I was born to a fishing village out in the Dream Lands. Work strengthens the soul, the flesh, and the mind. The things inside, you know, the things that count."
He lets go, leaving a small wound in her arm where his thumb pierced her. Instead of blood coming out, rot and maggots begin to ooze out of the puncture. It doesn't hurt at all.
"So you're not the only leech out here." She mutter, before wincing as he grabs her, "Let me go." She warns
"Strange that you seem to be under the impression that I fail to earn my keep, while you are the one leeching off daddy's money. I earn my keep, and have done so since I was born to a fishing village out in the Dream Lands. Work strengthens the soul, the flesh, and the mind. The things inside, you know, the things that count."
He lets go, leaving a small wound in her arm where his thumb pierced her. Instead of blood coming out, rot and maggots begin to ooze out of the puncture. It doesn't hurt at all.
She shivers before glaring, "And you called me a lowborn. Lay your filthy hands on me again and I'll make sure you don't get out of your next coffin."
"So you're not the only leech out here." She mutter, before wincing as he grabs her, "Let me go." She warns
"Strange that you seem to be under the impression that I fail to earn my keep, while you are the one leeching off daddy's money. I earn my keep, and have done so since I was born to a fishing village out in the Dream Lands. Work strengthens the soul, the flesh, and the mind. The things inside, you know, the things that count."
He lets go, leaving a small wound in her arm where his thumb pierced her. Instead of blood coming out, rot and maggots begin to ooze out of the puncture. It doesn't hurt at all.
She shivers before glaring, "And you called me a lowborn. Lay your filthy hands on me again and I'll make sure you don't get out of your next coffin."
"Oh, looks like I've broken the baby's composure. That wasn't so hard. And I never called you lowborn. I called you a lower being. A lesser lifeform. And I assure you, I need no coffin. I'm nothing like anything you've ever seen before."
A fat beetle forces its way out of the wound and begins to fly away, making a terribly loud buzzing noise.
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Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
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"Um, not sure. I've been having trouble keeping it still" He says,
He rolls up his pants leg, his metal prosthetic also stained with blood, "Didnt realise how well hydraulics work I guess"
"So you're not the only leech out here." She mutter, before wincing as he grabs her, "Let me go." She warns
*yes and no. She cast it because it was in character, but even if it did affect him I wouldn't have tried to stop a counterspell*
*everyone's cool with snooty noble right? I don't wanna insult or offend anyone irl*
*I think its fun*
I'm viper, The Ultimate Silly Snake 50/50 whatever I'm saying is a poorly thought-out joke, or something I think makes sense but really doesn't.
i also like being estreeeeeemely chaotic.
I also do commissions! look here for prices!
“Kayla Sparkledust, gnome illusionist and apprentice gemcutter. Pleasure to meet you too, Ember.”
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft and Forgotten Realms. My pronouns are she/they.
I like reading and writing, but I’m not much of an artist.
*Is cool with it*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*I think it's great, think they'd get on great with a particular one of my characters lol*
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Kayla looks at it. “Oh wow. I think you need a new hydraulic pump for your leg.”
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft and Forgotten Realms. My pronouns are she/they.
I like reading and writing, but I’m not much of an artist.
*cool. If anyone else asks me to tone it down I'll try. I don't get to play nobles a lot. And it's been pretty fun to be rude but not evil, ya know?*
*Exactly*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"Strange that you seem to be under the impression that I fail to earn my keep, while you are the one leeching off daddy's money. I earn my keep, and have done so since I was born to a fishing village out in the Dream Lands. Work strengthens the soul, the flesh, and the mind. The things inside, you know, the things that count."
He lets go, leaving a small wound in her arm where his thumb pierced her. Instead of blood coming out, rot and maggots begin to ooze out of the puncture. It doesn't hurt at all.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*It's completely fun*
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
*It's cool. Now I have someone to mess with!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*I’m cool with it. No offense.*
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft and Forgotten Realms. My pronouns are she/they.
I like reading and writing, but I’m not much of an artist.
*anyone wanna rp here with me?*
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Got any knowledge on that?" He asks sheepishly
She shivers before glaring, "And you called me a lowborn. Lay your filthy hands on me again and I'll make sure you don't get out of your next coffin."
"Oh, looks like I've broken the baby's composure. That wasn't so hard. And I never called you lowborn. I called you a lower being. A lesser lifeform. And I assure you, I need no coffin. I'm nothing like anything you've ever seen before."
A fat beetle forces its way out of the wound and begins to fly away, making a terribly loud buzzing noise.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels