“What’s the fastest you can make, I don’t know, a ham and egg sandwich? In seconds, please.”
"Ham and egg would probably be... 13, given current conditions."
“If I clean up a bit, and get all the ingredients together, that would make it…” He seems really exited, like, an excitement that only Juliet and now you have seen from him.
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“If I clean up a bit, and get all the ingredients together, that would make it…” He seems really exited, like, an excitement that only Juliet and now you have seen from him.
"About eight. Not a big difference, but when working in bulk it's huge."
“If I clean up a bit, and get all the ingredients together, that would make it…” He seems really exited, like, an excitement that only Juliet and now you have seen from him.
"About eight. Not a big difference, but when working in bulk it's huge."
He pulls out a notepad, and puts on a tiny set of reading glasses, which look hilarious on him. “Alright, eight seconds… If you were making big bucks, how many hours could you work a day? And how many breaks would you need?”
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He pulls out a notepad, and puts on a tiny set of reading glasses, which look hilarious on him. “Alright, eight seconds… If you were making big bucks, how many hours could you work a day? And how many breaks would you need?”
"I can work 12 hours a day total, with or without breaks. Any pause would count as a break for me, even if I'm technically on the clock."
He pulls out a notepad, and puts on a tiny set of reading glasses, which look hilarious on him. “Alright, eight seconds… If you were making big bucks, how many hours could you work a day? And how many breaks would you need?”
"I can work 12 hours a day total, with or without breaks. Any pause would count as a break for me, even if I'm technically on the clock."
“Me and Juliet will be by your side, with flannels and drinks, if you need them. We’ll set up a stall outside, people will come like bees to honey. Is there anything else you would need?”
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“Me and Juliet will be by your side, with flannels and drinks, if you need them. We’ll set up a stall outside, people will come like bees to honey. Is there anything else you would need?”
"If I'm going to be paid, I would like it to be exclusively in gold. Anything gold. Magic items will work too. Other than that, I'm good with just about anything as long as I'm treated with respect."
“Me and Juliet will be by your side, with flannels and drinks, if you need them. We’ll set up a stall outside, people will come like bees to honey. Is there anything else you would need?”
"If I'm going to be paid, I would like it to be exclusively in gold. Anything gold. Magic items will work too. Other than that, I'm good with just about anything as long as I'm treated with respect."
“Sounds like a deal!” He puts out a hand, incredibly happy with the turn of events.
*Thanks for cutting all the chains btw, really means a lot :)*
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
“Sounds like a deal!” He puts out a hand, incredibly happy with the turn of events.
*Thanks for cutting all the chains btw, really means a lot :)*
Jadlo shakes it. His hand feels more like a reptilian claw than a human hand.
*You are very welcome.*
“I’ll go tell Juliet!” He rushes off, exited to make some money.
*If it’s okay, can we leave it there for tonight? I’m a little tired, and should prolly sleep now. And keeping up with GreyLock takes most of my time. It was great fun tho!*
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
“I’ll go tell Juliet!” He rushes off, exited to make some money.
*If it’s okay, can we leave it there for tonight? I’m a little tired, and should prolly sleep now. And keeping up with GreyLock takes most of my time. It was great fun tho!*
*Yeah, that sounds good. G'night, Drummy! I'm about to make pork schnitzel for the fam anyway.*
“I’ll go tell Juliet!” He rushes off, exited to make some money.
*If it’s okay, can we leave it there for tonight? I’m a little tired, and should prolly sleep now. And keeping up with GreyLock takes most of my time. It was great fun tho!*
*Yeah, that sounds good. G'night, Drummy! I'm about to make pork schnitzel for the fam anyway.*
*Awesome! You’re a great cook, so I’m sure it’ll be great.*
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“Well, have a chat with Carl, he’ll know.”
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"Ham and egg would probably be... 13, given current conditions."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“If I clean up a bit, and get all the ingredients together, that would make it…” He seems really exited, like, an excitement that only Juliet and now you have seen from him.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"About eight. Not a big difference, but when working in bulk it's huge."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
He pulls out a notepad, and puts on a tiny set of reading glasses, which look hilarious on him. “Alright, eight seconds… If you were making big bucks, how many hours could you work a day? And how many breaks would you need?”
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"I can work 12 hours a day total, with or without breaks. Any pause would count as a break for me, even if I'm technically on the clock."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“Me and Juliet will be by your side, with flannels and drinks, if you need them. We’ll set up a stall outside, people will come like bees to honey. Is there anything else you would need?”
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"If I'm going to be paid, I would like it to be exclusively in gold. Anything gold. Magic items will work too. Other than that, I'm good with just about anything as long as I'm treated with respect."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“Sounds like a deal!” He puts out a hand, incredibly happy with the turn of events.
*Thanks for cutting all the chains btw, really means a lot :)*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Jadlo shakes it. His hand feels more like a reptilian claw than a human hand.
*You are very welcome.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“I’ll go tell Juliet!” He rushes off, exited to make some money.
*If it’s okay, can we leave it there for tonight? I’m a little tired, and should prolly sleep now. And keeping up with GreyLock takes most of my time. It was great fun tho!*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Yeah, that sounds good. G'night, Drummy! I'm about to make pork schnitzel for the fam anyway.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Awesome! You’re a great cook, so I’m sure it’ll be great.*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Bob is eating porridge, looking out of the window. He looks embarrassed to be seen
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'Um, morning' he tries to hide the porridge
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'Um... nothing. Completely ordinary plain porridge, definitely not with a pinch of sugar'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.