"Oh, I like pigs! Tasty... What kind of machinery do you have? The only machinery I really see in use is by "adventures" trying to take my stuff"
"Trust me, I don't raid. I build machines for just about everything and anything. Of course, they're all proprietary, so I don't sell my automated war zeppelins or anything."
"War zeplins? Yknow what, not even gonna ask." He sets his hand-paw thingies on his hips and asks, "So, how can I help make it what you want it to be? And how much do you think it'll cost?"
"War zeplins? Yknow what, not even gonna ask." He sets his hand-paw thingies on his hips and asks, "So, how can I help make it what you want it to be? And how much do you think it'll cost?"
"I've got the funding I need for this project... but since you offered, I'll give you an elevator pitch. Look at those those many-armed robots you see building the power plant. Now imagine them armored, decked out with flamethrowers, gatlings, battlesaws, and sleep gas sprayers. A certifiable threat on their own, but a factory producing them could police a whole city, let alone protect a dragon - or half-dragon - hoard."
"War zeplins? Yknow what, not even gonna ask." He sets his hand-paw thingies on his hips and asks, "So, how can I help make it what you want it to be? And how much do you think it'll cost?"
"I've got the funding I need for this project... but since you offered, I'll give you an elevator pitch. Look at those those many-armed robots you see building the power plant. Now imagine them armored, decked out with flamethrowers, gatlings, battlesaws, and sleep gas sprayers. A certifiable threat on their own, but a factory producing them could police a whole city, let alone protect a dragon - or half-dragon - hoard."
"I've got the funding I need for this project... but since you offered, I'll give you an elevator pitch. Look at those those many-armed robots you see building the power plant. Now imagine them armored, decked out with flamethrowers, gatlings, battlesaws, and sleep gas sprayers. A certifiable threat on their own, but a factory producing them could police a whole city, let alone protect a dragon - or half-dragon - hoard."
"I'm listening..."
"About 60,000 Gold to get it set up in this location. From there on, we can rent the automatons out and the factory will be roughly self-sufficient."
"I've got the funding I need for this project... but since you offered, I'll give you an elevator pitch. Look at those those many-armed robots you see building the power plant. Now imagine them armored, decked out with flamethrowers, gatlings, battlesaws, and sleep gas sprayers. A certifiable threat on their own, but a factory producing them could police a whole city, let alone protect a dragon - or half-dragon - hoard."
"I'm listening..."
"About 60,000 Gold to get it set up in this location. From there on, we can rent the automatons out and the factory will be roughly self-sufficient."
"Oof, that's a lot... but I think I can spare it."
"Nice... So uh, what do you have in mind for this place?"
"Electricity, then a robot factory, then a meat-packing factory run by the robots. My usual forte."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"What kinda meat? I can say there is a good amount of rabbit and deer in the area."
"Pig. We're gonna ship it in from local farms."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Oh, I like pigs! Tasty... What kind of machinery do you have? The only machinery I really see in use is by "adventures" trying to take my stuff"
"Trust me, I don't raid. I build machines for just about everything and anything. Of course, they're all proprietary, so I don't sell my automated war zeppelins or anything."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"War zeplins? Yknow what, not even gonna ask." He sets his hand-paw thingies on his hips and asks, "So, how can I help make it what you want it to be? And how much do you think it'll cost?"
"I've got the funding I need for this project... but since you offered, I'll give you an elevator pitch. Look at those those many-armed robots you see building the power plant. Now imagine them armored, decked out with flamethrowers, gatlings, battlesaws, and sleep gas sprayers. A certifiable threat on their own, but a factory producing them could police a whole city, let alone protect a dragon - or half-dragon - hoard."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I'm listening..."
"About 60,000 Gold to get it set up in this location. From there on, we can rent the automatons out and the factory will be roughly self-sufficient."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Morning!*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*appears in a puff of glitter*
*ayyyy, hello!*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*hii! How is u?*
*I'm great! got a test though, so will have to go. How are you?*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*I’m doing good! I really feel like making a homebrew creature and or race right now*
*Ooo*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"Oof, that's a lot... but I think I can spare it."
*Good Morning :D*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*GOOD MORROW SIR*
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