"Oh, yeah. The castle is filled with monsters of all sorts, and they don't take kindly to being interrupted from their feasts and naps. Some say that the monsters are actually adventurers that came to the Viscount to ask to be able to live there forever, and the Viscount gave them their wish."
"well, then I don't have any time to lose!"
"Then hurry on to Saint Honoratus' Hope! You can get all sorts of armor and weapons there!"
'Hey, this looks interesting! Ya know, there would have been a time when I would be scared of a gummy fish dude, but the resident goldfish seems to have cured me of my fish fear'
Ash looks at the swedish fish dude (he's a dude!) and asks "what kind of weapons you got?"
"What kinda weapons you need, stranger? Knives, swords, guns, flails, clubs, bows, crossbows, bullets, arrows, bolts.... we got everything. Nucrose is easy to shape, but many don't take the time to shape it well and give it a good temper. That's why they hire me."
"can you make an identical copy of this?" she says as she puts a 9mm suppressed MAC-10 down on the table.
He takes a close look. "It would take me days. For now I would just suggest taking some bullets. I'll be done with the gun by the time you get back. I expect something nice from the castle in return for the new gun though."
He places a medium-sized bag of colorful 9mm bullets on the counter. "No need to pay me. Nucrose is cheap."
The entryway is littered with metal armor and weapons, all mangled and twisted. There is a door to either side, and a staircase leads upstairs. Music plays from up above.
Ash puts a clip in the gun and a bullet in the chamber, then heads upstairs
There is a dining room filled with delicious-looking foods, mostly french toast and pancakes in massive stacks. Arms reach through holes in the walls and play instruments despite the lack of eye holes. A blubbery marshmallow-dragon creature sits at the table, barely conscious. It notices Ash, but seems to not actually care that she's storming in with a loaded gun.
"Who? There are so many adventurers in here, and they don't really care to tell me their names." It yawns and stretches a bit. It scratches the corner of its mouth. "If you want some help looking, I could help when I'm done resting."
"I don't care about your nap, I asked a question, I want an answer. Where's. Kim? if you don't tell me, I'll pump your guts full of edible bullets."
"Why would I know where your friend is? There are hundreds of rooms and half that many monsters in this place. I'm sure someone has seen em', but I haven't. Or if I did, they didn't tell me their name."
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"Then hurry on to Saint Honoratus' Hope! You can get all sorts of armor and weapons there!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
Flint follows Ash, because that's basically all he ever seems to do. He's basically the half-elf equivalent of a labrador
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She eventually finds the shop. A large, blue fish-gummy creature with a candy-floss beard sits at the anvil, forging a helmet out of sugar crystals.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
'Hey, this looks interesting! Ya know, there would have been a time when I would be scared of a gummy fish dude, but the resident goldfish seems to have cured me of my fish fear'
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*Note: added soda brewery*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
"What kinda weapons you need, stranger? Knives, swords, guns, flails, clubs, bows, crossbows, bullets, arrows, bolts.... we got everything. Nucrose is easy to shape, but many don't take the time to shape it well and give it a good temper. That's why they hire me."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
He takes a close look. "It would take me days. For now I would just suggest taking some bullets. I'll be done with the gun by the time you get back. I expect something nice from the castle in return for the new gun though."
He places a medium-sized bag of colorful 9mm bullets on the counter. "No need to pay me. Nucrose is cheap."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
She gets about 10 clips full of the sugary bullets before she runs out of the bag.
The guards open the oversized door for her, bowing as they do so.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
One of them blushes blue.
The entryway is littered with metal armor and weapons, all mangled and twisted. There is a door to either side, and a staircase leads upstairs. Music plays from up above.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
There is a dining room filled with delicious-looking foods, mostly french toast and pancakes in massive stacks. Arms reach through holes in the walls and play instruments despite the lack of eye holes. A blubbery marshmallow-dragon creature sits at the table, barely conscious. It notices Ash, but seems to not actually care that she's storming in with a loaded gun.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
"Who? There are so many adventurers in here, and they don't really care to tell me their names." It yawns and stretches a bit. It scratches the corner of its mouth. "If you want some help looking, I could help when I'm done resting."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
"Why would I know where your friend is? There are hundreds of rooms and half that many monsters in this place. I'm sure someone has seen em', but I haven't. Or if I did, they didn't tell me their name."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!