"oh, cool! so like, a trailblazer in the food industry? That's so cool!"
"Yeah, basically! In both senses of the word, actually. I often traveled with cartographers, botanists, and zoologists, but they all tended to resent me because they couldn't keep up with my enhanced physique. Also, I ate a lot, and that annoyed the people who wanted to study the stuff I was eating. In my defense, I was studying as well."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"I never had a spouse, but I have a lot of kids. Adopted, all 10 of them. I spent far too much time away from them, and I wanted to come back and take care of them, but the guild master just wanted me to keep going on expeditions. Bringing treats home and spending one day a month with all of my kids wasn't working for me, so I left the guild and stayed with them. I only joined the guild in the first place because of the benefits granted to my children, such as free schooling and babysitters, and food during the greatest famine in history. But I realized that all the samples I had collected and kept for myself could be used to grow food for my children anyway, and my paycheck was big enough that I didn't need to worry about schooling for a while, and I could stay home most days and take care of them myself. Most of them are grown up now, but I still have a couple of teens that don't want to leave just yet. I helped them get jobs here. You might see them once in a while."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"wow, 10 adopted children? Sounds like a lovely life you live."
"It is. Especially now that I can co-manage this cafe. The only problem is that I still have the 'gift of the Ogre,' meaning that I'm super strong and tough, but I need to eat way more than a normal person. It would be super fun if it were an optional thing, so I could eat as much as I want, but it's not."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"umm, one of those cookies wouldn't be too bad right about now, but take your time"
"Wanna know a secret? I lied. I don't have scheduled break and work times, I just do it so people can catch me consistently." He gets up and brings her a cookie, and when he comes back, he's eating three other cookies stacked on top of each other, held in his other hand.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Yeah, basically! In both senses of the word, actually. I often traveled with cartographers, botanists, and zoologists, but they all tended to resent me because they couldn't keep up with my enhanced physique. Also, I ate a lot, and that annoyed the people who wanted to study the stuff I was eating. In my defense, I was studying as well."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"I never had a spouse, but I have a lot of kids. Adopted, all 10 of them. I spent far too much time away from them, and I wanted to come back and take care of them, but the guild master just wanted me to keep going on expeditions. Bringing treats home and spending one day a month with all of my kids wasn't working for me, so I left the guild and stayed with them. I only joined the guild in the first place because of the benefits granted to my children, such as free schooling and babysitters, and food during the greatest famine in history. But I realized that all the samples I had collected and kept for myself could be used to grow food for my children anyway, and my paycheck was big enough that I didn't need to worry about schooling for a while, and I could stay home most days and take care of them myself. Most of them are grown up now, but I still have a couple of teens that don't want to leave just yet. I helped them get jobs here. You might see them once in a while."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"It is. Especially now that I can co-manage this cafe. The only problem is that I still have the 'gift of the Ogre,' meaning that I'm super strong and tough, but I need to eat way more than a normal person. It would be super fun if it were an optional thing, so I could eat as much as I want, but it's not."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"It's part of the reason I decided to start running a cafe in the first place: I can justify buying incredible amounts of food."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"This cafe wasn't built for profit. Plus, I can write off all the food as a business expense."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"I mean, it was a reasonable question. By the way, do you want anything? My break is almost over anyway."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Wanna know a secret? I lied. I don't have scheduled break and work times, I just do it so people can catch me consistently." He gets up and brings her a cookie, and when he comes back, he's eating three other cookies stacked on top of each other, held in his other hand.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*WOW this is amazing! i might even go so far as to say it’s wonderific*
*what level are characters?*
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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*YESSSSS alright i’ve got the perfect character for this, imma write him an intro*
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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A guy in a mask walks in through the doors of the Cafe and looks at the menu
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
'Sup? D'ya know what's in a Wonderific Milkshake?'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!