Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
Frozen Sick
D&D Beyond Basic Rules
Basic Rules (2014)
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"Can we keep him Flint? Please? Wait a sec, how do I understand you, you're a fish?"
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'Of course we can keep him! I don't think it's tiefling prejudice, I think he literally believes this place is hell. He called me a ghoul and Hi a tormentor, after all'
'Because I was the subject of experiments. Every so often, the Great Hand would pour purple water into our tank. What is a sewer, please tell me? I'm panicking'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"It's the land under it all." He says purposely trying to be menacing
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'It is? As I thought, I'm in Hell! Was I really a bad goldfish?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"No. Hell isn't under everything! It's a different plane of existence. You know how the great hand would clean your tank? this is where all that dirty water goes."
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'What? I don't understand? Is this not the stench of putrefying souls?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"That is the stench of feces,"
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'Excuse me?' The fish looks horrified
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"You get used to it."
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'You're telling me that I'm swimming in common waste, nothing more spiritual?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Yep."
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'But why am I here? I'm a fish, not a poop'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"The great hand, is, well simply put, not so great."
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'What? So the teachings were a lie? Or just incorrect? What about the other souls, my friends, what became of them, if not Hesvdn or Hell?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
The fish is going into existential crisis mode
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"It'll be fine, little buddy." (I see you changed the pfp back)
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'I don't think you understand. I'm swimming in poop. How can that be OK? How are you OK with it?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"I wasn't at first, also you spent like your whole life before this, swimming in your own poop."
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'No I most certainly did not! It went down the grille down here! My tank was perfectly clean, not like this foul cesspit of despair!'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Anyway, you've been flushed."
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)