'Perfect. Is this an illusion?'

"The interior is not as much an illusion as most things here but yes, basically it's an illusion just, to an extent it may as well be real, it just bends to my will."

'You can create any illusion, and you choose this? Interesting'

"It's for the good of the people, when you arrived what were you thinking just before, how did you get here?" (I have some lore on the first page to guide your answer if you like, up to you though.)

'For the good of the people? Or your own pocket? Either is fine'

'I was looking for someone'

"I charge a low rate, and that's only alcohol, which isn't a necessity, I charge because I still need money to keep buying things to help people. Anyway, chances are this 'someone' may show up here soon enough. In the meantime would you like a room?"

'Of course I would! You seem to believe you are a good person, yes?'

"I like to think so, anyway, medium size is free, large is 3 gold pieces, either way I can adjust the qualities of the room to suit your needs, or even just your aesthetic if you so wish."

'I'll take a large room, preferably minimalist with only white and a dash of red'

Your room is a large room with light grey walls and a red carpet, the king size bed has red sheets and white pillows, and on a light colored nightstand is a simple lamp that can adjust to be as bright or dim as you need. "Your room is #378." He hands him a skeleton key and a red button with white text that says 378, sits where the hole would be. "Press that button and you appear in your room, push it again and go back to where you were, I know it's a bit of a long walk."

'Very good'

He covers up the number 3, as it is unlucky to him

(I missed the opportunity to give him 666, and I'm ashamed of myself)

*you can give him that, a new room vacancy just opened up or something?*

"Actually a new room just opened up next to the library if you'd like that."

'Really? What does it look like? And what's the number?'

"It would look the same, though I believe that for whatever reason this room is a little bigger than the rest, and the number is 666."

'Are you kidding me? That's perfect!'

"The larger size is nice I suppose, this of course has no extra charge, it's still considered large." The wizard waves his hand and the key now shows 666 on it's button.

'It's perfect! What's the view like?'

"It has a window that looks out into the forest."