What the h*** do you watch when you're not watchin' Owl House?
"We stopped the invasion, but now it looks like the moon's about to kill us all, so mixed bag?"
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
“Pain and regret and frustration and sadness Misery, turmoil, and anger and madness The smell of the garbage, the taste of despair These simple things leave me walking on air
Toothache and heartburn and bad halitosis Hay fever, bunions, and deep vein thrombosis A trip to the dentist, the sound of the drill These are the things that will give me a thrill
When the milk spills, when your dog's ill When all hope takes flight When everyone else feels incredibly sad, my world fills with pure delight
When you slip up, when you trip up When you stub your toe I point and I cackle I clap and I laugh And happiness starts to flow!”
“Janet: Chidi, I can see that you're worried, and I just want to assure you, I am not human, and I cannot feel pain.Chidi: Ah, thank you. That helps.Janet: However, I should warn you... I am programmed with a fail-safe measure. As you approach the kill switch, I will begin to beg for my life. It's just there in case of an accidental shut down, but it will seem very real.Eleanor: Cool. So who's doing this, me or you?Chidi: I think I have to. Um, being a bystander seems worse, somehow. Okay, here we go.[Chidi walks towards the kill switch]Janet:[begging] Chidi, no, no, no! Chidi, please! Please, please, please don't hurt me. I don't want to die! Please, please...Chidi: Ah![Chidi jumps back]Janet: Again, I am not human. I can't die. I am simply an anthropomorphized vessel of knowledge built to make your life easier.Chidi: Your pleading seems so real.Janet: Oh, yes, it is a very effective fail-safe.”
Banned for already quoting that! Oh, wrong thread.
"I grow tulips."
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
"I just hope this experience helps Eda learn my name. She keeps callin' me Goops."
"Hey Goops!"
"It's already spreading..."
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
"I just hope this experience helps Eda learn my name. She keeps callin' me Goops."
"Hey Goops!"
"It's already spreading..."
“I am King and Queen! Best of both worlds!”
More TOH lovers! Yay!
"Hello batata!"
"Hi Amity! Did you just call me a sweet potato?"
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
"I just hope this experience helps Eda learn my name. She keeps callin' me Goops."
"Hey Goops!"
"It's already spreading..."
“I am King and Queen! Best of both worlds!”
More TOH lovers! Yay!
"Hello batata!"
"Hi Amity! Did you just call me a sweet potato?"
“My weak nerd arms!”
How is it that she wasn't able to pull a lever, but then like a season later she just scoops up Amity in her arms?
"Weh!"
- King
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
"The Rubik's cube is being solved faster and faster every year, and given the 2024 record of 3.13 seconds, it won't be long until the cube is being solved in negative time, allowing retrograde time travel. Ernő Rubik is aware of this and has two potential plans. Either he'll go back in time to his younger self and create the Rubik's cube earlier so he can make more money, or he'll take Rubik's cubes from the past and sell them today for more money."
"Scary fact: If you go to the airport at 3AM and shout 'I HAVE A BOMB' a scary creature called 'police' will appear and kill you!"
"Man, I remember before the coronavirus, back when you could use a twelve-gauge to kill endangered frogs, sloths, and sturgeons WITHOUT a mask."
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"The Rubik's cube is being solved faster and faster every year, and given the 2024 record of 3.13 seconds, it won't be long until the cube is being solved in negative time, allowing retrograde time travel. Ernő Rubik is aware of this and has two potential plans. Either he'll go back in time to his younger self and create the Rubik's cube earlier so he can make more money, or he'll take Rubik's cubes from the past and sell them today for more money."
"Scary fact: If you go to the airport at 3AM and shout 'I HAVE A BOMB' a scary creature called 'police' will appear and kill you!"
"Man, I remember before the coronavirus, back when you could use a twelve-gauge to kill endangered frogs, sloths, and sturgeons WITHOUT a mask."
I READ STURGEONS AS SURGEONS AND WAS LIKE, "WHAT THE H***?!"
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
"The Rubik's cube is being solved faster and faster every year, and given the 2024 record of 3.13 seconds, it won't be long until the cube is being solved in negative time, allowing retrograde time travel. Ernő Rubik is aware of this and has two potential plans. Either he'll go back in time to his younger self and create the Rubik's cube earlier so he can make more money, or he'll take Rubik's cubes from the past and sell them today for more money."
"Scary fact: If you go to the airport at 3AM and shout 'I HAVE A BOMB' a scary creature called 'police' will appear and kill you!"
"Man, I remember before the coronavirus, back when you could use a twelve-gauge to kill endangered frogs, sloths, and sturgeons WITHOUT a mask."
I READ STURGEONS AS SURGEONS AND WAS LIKE, "WHAT THE H***?!"
Well, you still had to wear gloves for that one.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“Jedediah: I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye. In your dadgum eye. Larry: Yeah. Keep shootin'. Nothing's gonna happen. Jedediah: Now you know my shame. Jedediah's impotent rage. His guns don't fire. Take me away.”
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And when I awoke I was alone, this bird had flown So, I lit a fire Isn't it good, Norwegian Wood?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
"I'll be honest. A small part of my brain thought, Alex is male right now. I have just been kissed by a dude. How do I feel about that? The rest of my brain answered, I have just been kissed by Alex Fierro. I am absolutely great with that. In fact, I might have done something typically embarrassing and stupid, like making the aforementioned declaration of undying love, but Alex spared me."
- Magnus Chase, son of Frey
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
What the h*** do you watch when you're not watchin' Owl House?
"We stopped the invasion, but now it looks like the moon's about to kill us all, so mixed bag?"
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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“No one wants an un-oiled snake!”
“Pain and regret and frustration and sadness
Misery, turmoil, and anger and madness
The smell of the garbage, the taste of despair
These simple things leave me walking on air
Toothache and heartburn and bad halitosis
Hay fever, bunions, and deep vein thrombosis
A trip to the dentist, the sound of the drill
These are the things that will give me a thrill
When the milk spills, when your dog's ill
When all hope takes flight
When everyone else feels incredibly sad, my world fills with pure delight
When you slip up, when you trip up
When you stub your toe
I point and I cackle
I clap and I laugh
And happiness starts to flow!”
“Janet: Chidi, I can see that you're worried, and I just want to assure you, I am not human, and I cannot feel pain.Chidi: Ah, thank you. That helps.Janet: However, I should warn you... I am programmed with a fail-safe measure. As you approach the kill switch, I will begin to beg for my life. It's just there in case of an accidental shut down, but it will seem very real.Eleanor: Cool. So who's doing this, me or you?Chidi: I think I have to. Um, being a bystander seems worse, somehow. Okay, here we go.[Chidi walks towards the kill switch]Janet: [begging] Chidi, no, no, no! Chidi, please! Please, please, please don't hurt me. I don't want to die! Please, please...Chidi: Ah![Chidi jumps back]Janet: Again, I am not human. I can't die. I am simply an anthropomorphized vessel of knowledge built to make your life easier.Chidi: Your pleading seems so real.Janet: Oh, yes, it is a very effective fail-safe.”
sorry the bad formatting.
Banned for already quoting that! Oh, wrong thread.
"I grow tulips."
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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“I haven’t even had my morning apple blood.”
”you mean apple… juice?”
”no.”
HA!
"I just hope this experience helps Eda learn my name. She keeps callin' me Goops."
"Hey Goops!"
"It's already spreading..."
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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“I am King and Queen! Best of both worlds!”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
More TOH lovers! Yay!
"Hello batata!"
"Hi Amity! Did you just call me a sweet potato?"
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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"I SCREAM. YOU SCREAM. WE ALL SCREAM, IN THE TERRIBLE HOUSEFIRE AT THE FAMILY REUNION."
- Chuckles the Clown
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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“My weak nerd arms!”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
How is it that she wasn't able to pull a lever, but then like a season later she just scoops up Amity in her arms?
"Weh!"
- King
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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"The Rubik's cube is being solved faster and faster every year, and given the 2024 record of 3.13 seconds, it won't be long until the cube is being solved in negative time, allowing retrograde time travel. Ernő Rubik is aware of this and has two potential plans. Either he'll go back in time to his younger self and create the Rubik's cube earlier so he can make more money, or he'll take Rubik's cubes from the past and sell them today for more money."
"Scary fact: If you go to the airport at 3AM and shout 'I HAVE A BOMB' a scary creature called 'police' will appear and kill you!"
"Man, I remember before the coronavirus, back when you could use a twelve-gauge to kill endangered frogs, sloths, and sturgeons WITHOUT a mask."
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I READ STURGEONS AS SURGEONS AND WAS LIKE, "WHAT THE H***?!"
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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"One time! I tried to kill them one time!"
- Sasha Waybright
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Well, you still had to wear gloves for that one.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“Jedediah: I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye. In your dadgum eye.
Larry: Yeah. Keep shootin'. Nothing's gonna happen.
Jedediah: Now you know my shame. Jedediah's impotent rage. His guns don't fire. Take me away.”
And when I awoke
I was alone, this bird had flown
So, I lit a fire
Isn't it good, Norwegian Wood?
"Speaking of that third-eyed freak, I think I've come up with a name for him. What do you think of... 'Sparky Sparky Boom Man'?"
- Sokka
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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"I'll be honest. A small part of my brain thought, Alex is male right now. I have just been kissed by a dude. How do I feel about that? The rest of my brain answered, I have just been kissed by Alex Fierro. I am absolutely great with that. In fact, I might have done something typically embarrassing and stupid, like making the aforementioned declaration of undying love, but Alex spared me."
- Magnus Chase, son of Frey
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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“I think i should have seen that coming when, at our wedding day, at the altar, she said, “I suppose,” instead of, “I do.”