Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
Frozen Sick
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Basic Rules (2014)
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"Please, let me make it up to you. What do you find entertaining? I have quite a few features you may find amusing." He holds up an arm, electricity arcing suddenly from his damaged claw.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I am a harvester, not a cook!" the demon laughs. "I can get the good stuff, but I can't for the life of me prepare it properly!"
Storyn takes his hand.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Mechanical Algimations and String Theories." He said and nodded "What about you?"
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'What songs you play?'
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The robot smiles, which is odd because it seemed like it was already grinning. "I exist to entertain. What I care about has never mattered. The only thing that brings me joy is being center stage."
You can make an insight check if you want.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"What songs do you like?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'There song called Riptide, you know?'
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"By Vance Joy?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Yes that'
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Edward tilts his head and nodded "Are you not allowed to think for yourself?"
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The animatronic leaps up to the calliope with a single bound and begins to play Riptide. His voice isn't the best due to the distortion, but he's really into it, so you gotta give him points for that.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Woah epic!'
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With a roll like that? He's been acting the entire time. He's desperate to get people to care about him, and is hiding something big to achieve that goal.
"I can think for myself, I'd just rather be on the stage for everyone else's entertainment!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Thank you! But..." he seems shy all of the sudden. "...would you like to see my real show? It's very exciting."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Yeah sure! Triley want see!'
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The robot seems overjoyed. The humanoid teeth in its jaws seem to somehow grin even wider. "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage! The best of all the jesters, and the Robogrim parade!"
He begins to dance along to some demented music on the calliope. It starts off relatively normal, if somewhat surreal, until he starts using his lack of organs and his malleable endoskeleton to his advantage, the dance taking on strong elements of body horror as the robot contorts beautifully yet hideously. Colorful, sweet-smelling acids, incredible fireworks, and arcing electricity, all far too close for comfort, are hallmarks of the show. This is made even more terrifying when he suddenly holds out his hand for Triley to join. Judging by the look in the animatronic's eyes, this is not optional.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Mickey squeaks affirmatively, nodding at Triley and the scary clown animatronic.
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Triley panics and runs for the nearest way into the Grot
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'Hey!'
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Edwards's eyes softened as he smiled "Well from what I saw, you are doing great. You play your music beautifully. And on top of it, you are an expert at your craft of magic and entertainment."
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