— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
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Retcon that, hold on. I’m gonna go into melee range and attack.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
i cast spirit gaurdians as a level 9 spell for my action and spirit weapon as a 8 level spell for my bonus.
attack withh spirit weapon: 22 if hit: 25
Rod of absorption on the spirit weapon.
You can’t use rod of absorption on the spirit weapon, because the spell doesn’t target you; it just summons the spiritual weapon.
OK.
assuming it's my turn, I cast meteor swarm. Dex 17 or take 69 Bludgeoning damage. I use 2 sorcery points to make that a bonus action with quickened spell metamagic, and cast 7th level fireball with my staff of the magi. Dex 16 or take 43 Fire damage.
End turn.
holy ****.
first dex; 6
second dex: 19
hey the dice were good to me. mostly.
now i cast spirit guardians as it is my turn. then im gonna run up to you. (i think we are close enough) and assuming you never moved away from spirit weapon (though probably did your not dumb).
DC 19 wis save or 24 radiant
then attack again assuming you didn't run away from spirit weapon: 23 if hit: 24
Wis save: 9
I did, i'm a sorcerer what do you take me for🧐
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
BA hexblade’s curse. I move into melee and attack.
Attack: 18 Damage: 68 Attack: 16 Damage: 73
Action surge
Attack: 18 Damage: 48 Attack: 18 Damage: 56
Add 7 to the total
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
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Crit extra damage: 55
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
i cast spirit gaurdians as a level 9 spell for my action and spirit weapon as a 8 level spell for my bonus.
attack withh spirit weapon: 22 if hit: 25
Rod of absorption on the spirit weapon.
You can’t use rod of absorption on the spirit weapon, because the spell doesn’t target you; it just summons the spiritual weapon.
OK.
assuming it's my turn, I cast meteor swarm. Dex 17 or take 69 Bludgeoning damage. I use 2 sorcery points to make that a bonus action with quickened spell metamagic, and cast 7th level fireball with my staff of the magi. Dex 16 or take 43 Fire damage.
End turn.
holy ****.
first dex; 6
second dex: 19
hey the dice were good to me. mostly.
now i cast spirit guardians as it is my turn. then im gonna run up to you. (i think we are close enough) and assuming you never moved away from spirit weapon (though probably did your not dumb).
DC 19 wis save or 24 radiant
then attack again assuming you didn't run away from spirit weapon: 23 if hit: 24
Wis save: 9
I did, i'm a sorcerer what do you take me for🧐
I have 178 hp left.
On my turn, I use quickened spell to make an Abi-dalzim's horrid wilting spell a bonus action. Con 17 or take 46 necrotic damage. Then as my actio i yeet a whirlwind at you. Dex 16 or take 37 bludgeoning damage.
I then run away my full move of 30ft away from you.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
24 + 5
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
One crit, lucky reroll on the one that missed 22
Crit damage: 20
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Make a CHA save, DC 19
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Before that, Hexblade’s curse as a bonus action.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Retcon that, hold on. I’m gonna go into melee range and attack.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Wis save: 9
I did, i'm a sorcerer what do you take me for🧐
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
BA hexblade’s curse. I move into melee and attack.
Attack: 18 Damage: 68
Attack: 16 Damage: 73
Action surge
Attack: 18 Damage: 48
Attack: 18 Damage: 56
Add 7 to the total
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
32 34 26
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Lucky reroll for attacks 1,2, and 3
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Crit extra damage: 55
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
damn. that raw kills through everything I've got.
GG ig?
:3
redpelt is my mother she legally adopted me
I have 178 hp left.
On my turn, I use quickened spell to make an Abi-dalzim's horrid wilting spell a bonus action. Con 17 or take 46 necrotic damage. Then as my actio i yeet a whirlwind at you. Dex 16 or take 37 bludgeoning damage.
I then run away my full move of 30ft away from you.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
GG
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
its okay guys I love init wars its my favorite part of combat
:3
redpelt is my mother she legally adopted me
My turn?
Sheet: https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/79086939/rJl9rv
Initiative: 26 plus 6.
Sure :) Same sheet
Initiative: 37
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Lucky reroll: 33 plus 6.
24 + 5
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Second lucky reroll: 38 +6.
Accidentally cheated on my init. Whoops. You go first.
Bonus action hexblade curse.
Attack: 21 Damage: 51
Attack: 32 Damage: 49
Attack: 22 Damage: 59
Attack: 16 Damage: 46
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
One crit, lucky reroll on the one that missed 22
Crit damage: 20
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ