The Department of Anomalous Operatives (DAO)

*Did viper fall into the abyss. uh oh*

*I have found out artificers are hard.*

*to make I mean*

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*I have found out artificers are hard.*

 *Oh hello. I saw Baalze’s post. How was your session?*

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"no I don't they are perfectly aligned "

 “Wait, I forgot you don’t burn. Okay, shall we?” Cody lights a match.

*horrible. It decended into him arguing with our older brother cuz he refused to put any effort in "yet"*

Marshmallow just holds him tighter and nuzzles into his shirt 

*back into the abyss I go!*

*007* *also btw this looks super cool!*

”Seems more like some mental hospital to me,”

A boy steps into the room, arms crossed and mouth stretched into a thin line. His hair is messy and pulled into a bun, the dreads thick and in need of re-doing. His eyes are a dark amber, like syrup in golden light. He sports a hospital gown that is spotted with little blueish flowers. Bare footed, the boys toes wiggle and squirm against the cold floor, like he has so much energy he cant stay still. Titling his head to side, he speaks again. “The name’s Jack. But maybe it’s ‘Anomaly’ and I just don’t quite realize it. I don’t know. I don’t believe that’s the reason you say I’m here. This is my second time waking up in a place like this, except this time I’m not gonna be fooled.”

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*back into the abyss I go!*

 *Darnit my phone died*

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*007* *also btw this looks super cool!*

”Seems more like some mental hospital to me,”

A boy steps into the room, arms crossed and mouth stretched into a thin line. His hair is messy and pulled into a bun, the dreads thick and in need of re-doing. His eyes are a dark amber, like syrup in golden light. He sports a hospital gown that is spotted with little blueish flowers. Bare footed, the boys toes wiggle and squirm against the cold floor, like he has so much energy he cant stay still. Titling his head to side, he speaks again. “The name’s Jack. But maybe it’s ‘Anomaly’ and I just don’t quite realize it. I don’t know. I don’t believe that’s the reason you say I’m here. This is my second time waking up in a place like this, except this time I’m not gonna be fooled.”

 A boy walks past Jack. He has wavy brown hair and is wearing baggy jeans with a metallica shirt. He’s on fire.

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*007* *also btw this looks super cool!*

”Seems more like some mental hospital to me,”

A boy steps into the room, arms crossed and mouth stretched into a thin line. His hair is messy and pulled into a bun, the dreads thick and in need of re-doing. His eyes are a dark amber, like syrup in golden light. He sports a hospital gown that is spotted with little blueish flowers. Bare footed, the boys toes wiggle and squirm against the cold floor, like he has so much energy he cant stay still. Titling his head to side, he speaks again. “The name’s Jack. But maybe it’s ‘Anomaly’ and I just don’t quite realize it. I don’t know. I don’t believe that’s the reason you say I’m here. This is my second time waking up in a place like this, except this time I’m not gonna be fooled.”

 A boy walks past Jack. He has wavy brown hair and is wearing baggy jeans with a metallica shirt. He’s on fire.

 Jack's eyes widen and he stumbles back, catching himself on the doorframe. "Woah. What the heck is happening with you?"

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*007* *also btw this looks super cool!*

”Seems more like some mental hospital to me,”

A boy steps into the room, arms crossed and mouth stretched into a thin line. His hair is messy and pulled into a bun, the dreads thick and in need of re-doing. His eyes are a dark amber, like syrup in golden light. He sports a hospital gown that is spotted with little blueish flowers. Bare footed, the boys toes wiggle and squirm against the cold floor, like he has so much energy he cant stay still. Titling his head to side, he speaks again. “The name’s Jack. But maybe it’s ‘Anomaly’ and I just don’t quite realize it. I don’t know. I don’t believe that’s the reason you say I’m here. This is my second time waking up in a place like this, except this time I’m not gonna be fooled.”

 A boy walks past Jack. He has wavy brown hair and is wearing baggy jeans with a metallica shirt. He’s on fire.

 Jack's eyes widen and he stumbles back, catching himself on the doorframe. "Woah. What the heck is happening with you?"

 The boy looks back. “Oh, didn’t notice you. What’s up? I’m Cody.”

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*007* *also btw this looks super cool!*

”Seems more like some mental hospital to me,”

A boy steps into the room, arms crossed and mouth stretched into a thin line. His hair is messy and pulled into a bun, the dreads thick and in need of re-doing. His eyes are a dark amber, like syrup in golden light. He sports a hospital gown that is spotted with little blueish flowers. Bare footed, the boys toes wiggle and squirm against the cold floor, like he has so much energy he cant stay still. Titling his head to side, he speaks again. “The name’s Jack. But maybe it’s ‘Anomaly’ and I just don’t quite realize it. I don’t know. I don’t believe that’s the reason you say I’m here. This is my second time waking up in a place like this, except this time I’m not gonna be fooled.”

 A boy walks past Jack. He has wavy brown hair and is wearing baggy jeans with a metallica shirt. He’s on fire.

 Jack's eyes widen and he stumbles back, catching himself on the doorframe. "Woah. What the heck is happening with you?"

 The boy looks back. “Oh, didn’t notice you. What’s up? I’m Cody.”

 Jack pauses before pushing himself away from the wall and forcing himself to walk towards the burning boy. "Eh -- hi. I'm Jack. I would shake your hand but..." His gaze hovers over the fire for a moment. "...I don't really wanna die, so excuse my rudeness." 

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*007* *also btw this looks super cool!*

”Seems more like some mental hospital to me,”

A boy steps into the room, arms crossed and mouth stretched into a thin line. His hair is messy and pulled into a bun, the dreads thick and in need of re-doing. His eyes are a dark amber, like syrup in golden light. He sports a hospital gown that is spotted with little blueish flowers. Bare footed, the boys toes wiggle and squirm against the cold floor, like he has so much energy he cant stay still. Titling his head to side, he speaks again. “The name’s Jack. But maybe it’s ‘Anomaly’ and I just don’t quite realize it. I don’t know. I don’t believe that’s the reason you say I’m here. This is my second time waking up in a place like this, except this time I’m not gonna be fooled.”

 A boy walks past Jack. He has wavy brown hair and is wearing baggy jeans with a metallica shirt. He’s on fire.

 Jack's eyes widen and he stumbles back, catching himself on the doorframe. "Woah. What the heck is happening with you?"

 The boy looks back. “Oh, didn’t notice you. What’s up? I’m Cody.”

 Jack pauses before pushing himself away from the wall and forcing himself to walk towards the burning boy. "Eh -- hi. I'm Jack. I would shake your hand but..." His gaze hovers over the fire for a moment. "...I don't really wanna die, so excuse my rudeness." 

 Cody looks down and realizes he’s still on fire. “Oh, sorry. My anomaly makes me revive when I die, and at this point I’ve stopped feeling pain. I’ll probably die in a little bit and the fire’s gonna go away.”

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*007* *also btw this looks super cool!*

”Seems more like some mental hospital to me,”

A boy steps into the room, arms crossed and mouth stretched into a thin line. His hair is messy and pulled into a bun, the dreads thick and in need of re-doing. His eyes are a dark amber, like syrup in golden light. He sports a hospital gown that is spotted with little blueish flowers. Bare footed, the boys toes wiggle and squirm against the cold floor, like he has so much energy he cant stay still. Titling his head to side, he speaks again. “The name’s Jack. But maybe it’s ‘Anomaly’ and I just don’t quite realize it. I don’t know. I don’t believe that’s the reason you say I’m here. This is my second time waking up in a place like this, except this time I’m not gonna be fooled.”

 A boy walks past Jack. He has wavy brown hair and is wearing baggy jeans with a metallica shirt. He’s on fire.

 Jack's eyes widen and he stumbles back, catching himself on the doorframe. "Woah. What the heck is happening with you?"

 The boy looks back. “Oh, didn’t notice you. What’s up? I’m Cody.”

 Jack pauses before pushing himself away from the wall and forcing himself to walk towards the burning boy. "Eh -- hi. I'm Jack. I would shake your hand but..." His gaze hovers over the fire for a moment. "...I don't really wanna die, so excuse my rudeness." 

 Cody looks down and realizes he’s still on fire. “Oh, sorry. My anomaly makes me revive when I die, and at this point I’ve stopped feeling pain. I’ll probably die in a little bit and the fire’s gonna go away.”

 "So that's tour anomaly, huh." Jack closes his eyes and nods slowly. "How...how do I figure out mine?"

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*007* *also btw this looks super cool!*

”Seems more like some mental hospital to me,”

A boy steps into the room, arms crossed and mouth stretched into a thin line. His hair is messy and pulled into a bun, the dreads thick and in need of re-doing. His eyes are a dark amber, like syrup in golden light. He sports a hospital gown that is spotted with little blueish flowers. Bare footed, the boys toes wiggle and squirm against the cold floor, like he has so much energy he cant stay still. Titling his head to side, he speaks again. “The name’s Jack. But maybe it’s ‘Anomaly’ and I just don’t quite realize it. I don’t know. I don’t believe that’s the reason you say I’m here. This is my second time waking up in a place like this, except this time I’m not gonna be fooled.”

 A boy walks past Jack. He has wavy brown hair and is wearing baggy jeans with a metallica shirt. He’s on fire.

 Jack's eyes widen and he stumbles back, catching himself on the doorframe. "Woah. What the heck is happening with you?"

 The boy looks back. “Oh, didn’t notice you. What’s up? I’m Cody.”

 Jack pauses before pushing himself away from the wall and forcing himself to walk towards the burning boy. "Eh -- hi. I'm Jack. I would shake your hand but..." His gaze hovers over the fire for a moment. "...I don't really wanna die, so excuse my rudeness." 

 Cody looks down and realizes he’s still on fire. “Oh, sorry. My anomaly makes me revive when I die, and at this point I’ve stopped feeling pain. I’ll probably die in a little bit and the fire’s gonna go away.”

 "So that's tour anomaly, huh." Jack closes his eyes and nods slowly. "How...how do I figure out mine?"

 Cody shrugs. “Anything weird ever happen to you?”

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*007* *also btw this looks super cool!*

”Seems more like some mental hospital to me,”

A boy steps into the room, arms crossed and mouth stretched into a thin line. His hair is messy and pulled into a bun, the dreads thick and in need of re-doing. His eyes are a dark amber, like syrup in golden light. He sports a hospital gown that is spotted with little blueish flowers. Bare footed, the boys toes wiggle and squirm against the cold floor, like he has so much energy he cant stay still. Titling his head to side, he speaks again. “The name’s Jack. But maybe it’s ‘Anomaly’ and I just don’t quite realize it. I don’t know. I don’t believe that’s the reason you say I’m here. This is my second time waking up in a place like this, except this time I’m not gonna be fooled.”

 A boy walks past Jack. He has wavy brown hair and is wearing baggy jeans with a metallica shirt. He’s on fire.

 Jack's eyes widen and he stumbles back, catching himself on the doorframe. "Woah. What the heck is happening with you?"

 The boy looks back. “Oh, didn’t notice you. What’s up? I’m Cody.”

 Jack pauses before pushing himself away from the wall and forcing himself to walk towards the burning boy. "Eh -- hi. I'm Jack. I would shake your hand but..." His gaze hovers over the fire for a moment. "...I don't really wanna die, so excuse my rudeness." 

 Cody looks down and realizes he’s still on fire. “Oh, sorry. My anomaly makes me revive when I die, and at this point I’ve stopped feeling pain. I’ll probably die in a little bit and the fire’s gonna go away.”

 "So that's tour anomaly, huh." Jack closes his eyes and nods slowly. "How...how do I figure out mine?"

 Cody shrugs. “Anything weird ever happen to you?”

 Jack tapped his chin. “I dunno. I was locked in this lab thing for most of my life cause they were using me to create a simulation to take over the world…it wasn’t until a guy managed to sneak in and save me that I realized what happened…I’m assuming being oblivious doesn’t count as an anomaly.” He pauses. “I mean, once time when I was inside the simulation I managed to manipulate it enough and locate the big guy working behind the scenes. I somehow ended up in the room with him. I always assumed that was just part of the simulation, but now I’m starting to wonder if the shocked look on his face was legit.”

Slither is looking for any rats or other food. He appears to be going through a growth spurt; He's now 11½ feet long.

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*007* *also btw this looks super cool!*

”Seems more like some mental hospital to me,”

A boy steps into the room, arms crossed and mouth stretched into a thin line. His hair is messy and pulled into a bun, the dreads thick and in need of re-doing. His eyes are a dark amber, like syrup in golden light. He sports a hospital gown that is spotted with little blueish flowers. Bare footed, the boys toes wiggle and squirm against the cold floor, like he has so much energy he cant stay still. Titling his head to side, he speaks again. “The name’s Jack. But maybe it’s ‘Anomaly’ and I just don’t quite realize it. I don’t know. I don’t believe that’s the reason you say I’m here. This is my second time waking up in a place like this, except this time I’m not gonna be fooled.”

 He sees a teenage boy pacing around. He's got a messy bowl cut, is wearing very baggy clothes, and, quite honestly, looks in a bad mood. There is a girl, almost identical to him but with long hair with bright blue streaks, who is attempting(and failing) to talk to him.