Gradius gets up and cracks his knuckles, looking at the frog. “What, you think you look cool, huh? You think you look intimidating?”
The frog croaks, before using its tongue to pull a large bird from the rafters, swallowing it whole.
”I’m hoping the frog wins! You scammed me!” Archfey yells.
Gradius cracks his neck, before transforming into something he hopes is intimidating to the frog. The massive, hulking figure of Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Terminator. The right half of his face is cut and slashed open and shows the terminator’s silver skull and glowing red eye. His leather outfit is mostly in tatters, but his muscles are unlike anything the frog has ever seen.
Intimidation: 19
*is it bad that I had to look up who that was?*
the frog croaks in terror, before jumping into Archfey’s mortar to hide.
”there there Smaug, the big scary robot assassin thing can’t hurt you…” she comforts it, after deciding its name is Smaug.
*Yes. Yes it is.*
Gradius speaks with a heavy Austrian accent and a deep voice (This is how Arnold talks) “You have been terminated, puny frog. I’ll be back.”
*HE WAS THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA!!?!!?!! I’M CALIFORNIAN AND I DIDN’T KNOW THAT*
Archfey waves her pestle threateningly at Gradius.
”WE SHALL HAVE OUR REVENGE!”
*Bodybuilder turned movie star turned governor, yes. Gotta be my favorite actor of all time.*
Gradius transforms back to his normal form and throws the boiled boot at her.
“Hey-GAH you DIDN’T EVEN PAY FOR IT-“ she hexes Gradius with a blindness/deafness spell. DC 20 save.
Gradius gets up and cracks his knuckles, looking at the frog. “What, you think you look cool, huh? You think you look intimidating?”
The frog croaks, before using its tongue to pull a large bird from the rafters, swallowing it whole.
”I’m hoping the frog wins! You scammed me!” Archfey yells.
Gradius cracks his neck, before transforming into something he hopes is intimidating to the frog. The massive, hulking figure of Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Terminator. The right half of his face is cut and slashed open and shows the terminator’s silver skull and glowing red eye. His leather outfit is mostly in tatters, but his muscles are unlike anything the frog has ever seen.
Intimidation: 19
*is it bad that I had to look up who that was?*
the frog croaks in terror, before jumping into Archfey’s mortar to hide.
”there there Smaug, the big scary robot assassin thing can’t hurt you…” she comforts it, after deciding its name is Smaug.
*Yes. Yes it is.*
Gradius speaks with a heavy Austrian accent and a deep voice (This is how Arnold talks) “You have been terminated, puny frog. I’ll be back.”
*HE WAS THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA!!?!!?!! I’M CALIFORNIAN AND I DIDN’T KNOW THAT*
Archfey waves her pestle threateningly at Gradius.
”WE SHALL HAVE OUR REVENGE!”
*Bodybuilder turned movie star turned governor, yes. Gotta be my favorite actor of all time.*
Gradius transforms back to his normal form and throws the boiled boot at her.
“Hey-GAH you DIDN’T EVEN PAY FOR IT-“ she hexes Gradius with a blindness/deafness spell. DC 20 save.
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
“Darn it! Die!” Archfey prepares for combat, ready to whack people on the head with a magical pestle.
*i might make a pact of the Duo Warlock to celebrate Duolingo on Ice*
He raises his hand. “I have a question.”
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
“Darn it! Die!” Archfey prepares for combat, ready to whack people on the head with a magical pestle.
*i might make a pact of the Duo Warlock to celebrate Duolingo on Ice*
He raises his hand. “I have a question.”
She stops.
”what? Hurry up so I can destroy you.”
“Do people sneeze in their sleep?”
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
“Darn it! Die!” Archfey prepares for combat, ready to whack people on the head with a magical pestle.
*i might make a pact of the Duo Warlock to celebrate Duolingo on Ice*
He raises his hand. “I have a question.”
She stops.
”what? Hurry up so I can destroy you.”
“Do people sneeze in their sleep?”
“Yes, it is quite possible… why?”
“Dunno. I got another question.”
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
“Darn it! Die!” Archfey prepares for combat, ready to whack people on the head with a magical pestle.
*i might make a pact of the Duo Warlock to celebrate Duolingo on Ice*
He raises his hand. “I have a question.”
She stops.
”what? Hurry up so I can destroy you.”
“Do people sneeze in their sleep?”
“Yes, it is quite possible… why?”
“Dunno. I got another question.”
“Alright… and what is that?”
“If you use the Hawking Radiation equation, kT=ℏg2πc=ℏc4πrs, what’s the temperature of the event horizon of Sagittarius-A?”
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
“Darn it! Die!” Archfey prepares for combat, ready to whack people on the head with a magical pestle.
*i might make a pact of the Duo Warlock to celebrate Duolingo on Ice*
He raises his hand. “I have a question.”
She stops.
”what? Hurry up so I can destroy you.”
“Do people sneeze in their sleep?”
“Yes, it is quite possible… why?”
“Dunno. I got another question.”
“Alright… and what is that?”
“If you use the Hawking Radiation equation, kT=ℏg2πc=ℏc4πrs, what’s the temperature of the event horizon of Sagittarius-A?”
“Approximately 18 billion Degrees Fahrenheit, assuming my infinite knowledge is correct.”
*canonically this iteration of me, Archfey, knows anything I can find on Google, and this was the best I could do because I’m not calculating that*
“That’s a wimpy answer. You just gave me the temperature of Sagittarius-A’s event horizon. I said if you use Hawking Radiation, which refers to the theory that there are tiny amounts of radiation produced by black hole event horizons that, in theory, could eventually dissolve that black hole. Sagittarius-A is so small that its Hawking Radiation is around 10 to the power of -14 kelvin. By the way, nobody with true knowledge would use fahrenheit when discussing astrophysics, wimp.”
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
*As me, Gradius is passionate about astrophysics :P*
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
“Darn it! Die!” Archfey prepares for combat, ready to whack people on the head with a magical pestle.
*i might make a pact of the Duo Warlock to celebrate Duolingo on Ice*
He raises his hand. “I have a question.”
She stops.
”what? Hurry up so I can destroy you.”
“Do people sneeze in their sleep?”
“Yes, it is quite possible… why?”
“Dunno. I got another question.”
“Alright… and what is that?”
“If you use the Hawking Radiation equation, kT=ℏg2πc=ℏc4πrs, what’s the temperature of the event horizon of Sagittarius-A?”
“Approximately 18 billion Degrees Fahrenheit, assuming my infinite knowledge is correct.”
*canonically this iteration of me, Archfey, knows anything I can find on Google, and this was the best I could do because I’m not calculating that*
“That’s a wimpy answer. You just gave me the temperature of Sagittarius-A’s event horizon. I said if you use Hawking Radiation, which refers to the theory that there are tiny amounts of radiation produced by black hole event horizons that, in theory, could eventually dissolve that black hole. Sagittarius-A is so small that its Hawking Radiation is around 10 to the power of -14 kelvin. By the way, nobody with true knowledge would use fahrenheit when discussing astrophysics, wimp.”
“Gah- I use Fahrenheit because it annoys people, and you ask too many questions anyways! Besides, I never shall forget, for my memory is better than anyone’s! I have outlived all the world’s great philosophers and scientists, and I hold all of their knowledge at their fingertips. I just need to find it first. And now I shall never get that question wrong again! You have made me so much more powerful! Now, on to killing you…”
Gradius ruffles up his hair. “Okay. Just don’t step in that mac and cheese.” He points to the ground, where there are several bowls of mac and cheese.
(Dont question me mwuahaha)
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
Gradius ruffles up his hair. “Okay. Just don’t step in that mac and cheese.” He points to the ground, where there are several bowls of mac and cheese.
(Dont question me mwuahaha)
Archfey whacks Gradius with her pestle
to hit: 20 damage: 35 bludgeoning.
Gradius narrowly dodged the attack by turning into a little boy and then back rapidly. “Jeez, that woulda hurt.”
(Are you using your Baba Yaga thing?)
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
*ahahahahaha i have found another place to infest*
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
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“Hey-GAH you DIDN’T EVEN PAY FOR IT-“ she hexes Gradius with a blindness/deafness spell. DC 20 save.
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
“Darn it! Die!” Archfey prepares for combat, ready to whack people on the head with a magical pestle.
*i might make a pact of the Duo Warlock to celebrate Duolingo on Ice*
He raises his hand. “I have a question.”
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
She stops.
”what? Hurry up so I can destroy you.”
“Do people sneeze in their sleep?”
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
“Yes, it is quite possible… why?”
“Dunno. I got another question.”
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
“Alright… and what is that?”
“If you use the Hawking Radiation equation, kT=ℏg2πc=ℏc4πrs, what’s the temperature of the event horizon of Sagittarius-A?”
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
“Approximately 18 billion Degrees Fahrenheit, assuming my infinite knowledge is correct.”
*canonically this iteration of me, Archfey, knows anything I can find on Google, and this was the best I could do because I’m not calculating that*
“That’s a wimpy answer. You just gave me the temperature of Sagittarius-A’s event horizon. I said if you use Hawking Radiation, which refers to the theory that there are tiny amounts of radiation produced by black hole event horizons that, in theory, could eventually dissolve that black hole. Sagittarius-A is so small that its Hawking Radiation is around 10 to the power of -14 kelvin. By the way, nobody with true knowledge would use fahrenheit when discussing astrophysics, wimp.”
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
*As me, Gradius is passionate about astrophysics :P*
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
“Gah- I use Fahrenheit because it annoys people, and you ask too many questions anyways! Besides, I never shall forget, for my memory is better than anyone’s! I have outlived all the world’s great philosophers and scientists, and I hold all of their knowledge at their fingertips. I just need to find it first. And now I shall never get that question wrong again! You have made me so much more powerful! Now, on to killing you…”
*mm yes, but now Archfey will not forget! You have given me your secrets and I grow only more powerful!*
Gradius ruffles up his hair. “Okay. Just don’t step in that mac and cheese.” He points to the ground, where there are several bowls of mac and cheese.
(Dont question me mwuahaha)
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
Archfey whacks Gradius with her pestle
to hit: 20 damage: 28 bludgeoning.
Gradius narrowly dodged the attack by turning into a little boy and then back rapidly. “Jeez, that woulda hurt.”
(Are you using your Baba Yaga thing?)
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
*yeah, it’s the default Statblock I use for myself*
*ahahahahaha i have found another place to infest*
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”