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I just had a thought: The existence of bisexuals implies the existence of monsexuals. The existence of pansexuals implies the existence of potsexuals. The existence of gay people implies the existence of bue, or geen, or back, or wite, or such people. the existence of lesbians implies the existence of morbians. the existence of straight people implies the existence of bent people! must I go on?
I just had a thought: The existence of bisexuals implies the existence of monsexuals. The existence of pansexuals implies the existence of potsexuals. The existence of gay people implies the existence of bue, or geen, or back, or wite, or such people. the existence of lesbians implies the existence of morbians. the existence of straight people implies the existence of bent people! must I go on?
*This is all just a stupid joke JSYK*
Get off the weed dude
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I just had a thought: The existence of bisexuals implies the existence of monsexuals. The existence of pansexuals implies the existence of potsexuals. The existence of gay people implies the existence of bue, or geen, or back, or wite, or such people. the existence of lesbians implies the existence of morbians. the existence of straight people implies the existence of bent people! must I go on?
*This is all just a stupid joke JSYK*
It would be monosexuals, and those exist. Pan people are attracted to all kinds of kitchenware, the existence of gay people implies the existence of sad people, don’t get that reference, and bent people do exist. They’re called gay people.
I just had a thought: The existence of bisexuals implies the existence of monsexuals. The existence of pansexuals implies the existence of potsexuals. The existence of gay people implies the existence of bue, or geen, or back, or wite, or such people. the existence of lesbians implies the existence of morbians. the existence of straight people implies the existence of bent people! must I go on?
*This is all just a stupid joke JSYK*
It would be monosexuals, and those exist. Pan people are attracted to all kinds of kitchenware, the existence of gay people implies the existence of sad people, don’t get that reference, and bent people do exist. They’re called gay people.
Ah the gay thing was 'color but second letter is removed'
I just had a thought: The existence of bisexuals implies the existence of monsexuals. The existence of pansexuals implies the existence of potsexuals. The existence of gay people implies the existence of bue, or geen, or back, or wite, or such people. the existence of lesbians implies the existence of morbians. the existence of straight people implies the existence of bent people! must I go on?
*This is all just a stupid joke JSYK*
It would be monosexuals, and those exist. Pan people are attracted to all kinds of kitchenware, the existence of gay people implies the existence of sad people, don’t get that reference, and bent people do exist. They’re called gay people.
Ah the gay thing was 'color but second letter is removed'
Bent people are gay LMAO
I got that, see the “the existence of gay people implies the existence of sad people” using the first definition of gay I’m talking about the one after that
I just had a thought: The existence of bisexuals implies the existence of monsexuals. The existence of pansexuals implies the existence of potsexuals. The existence of gay people implies the existence of bue, or geen, or back, or wite, or such people. the existence of lesbians implies the existence of morbians. the existence of straight people implies the existence of bent people! must I go on?
*This is all just a stupid joke JSYK*
It would be monosexuals, and those exist. Pan people are attracted to all kinds of kitchenware, the existence of gay people implies the existence of sad people, don’t get that reference, and bent people do exist. They’re called gay people.
Ah the gay thing was 'color but second letter is removed'
Bent people are gay LMAO
I got that, see the “the existence of gay people implies the existence of sad people” using the first definition of gay I’m talking about the one after that
I just rediscovered a Homebrew doc for Monster Hunter creature stat blocks. I can't wait to use them.
That’s awesome. Idk much about Monster Hunter, but it sounds really cool. Are you going to use them as adversaries for PCs in your campaign? Are there dragons in Monster Hunter?
I've already taken one of the monsters and tweaked it some to make it more powerful. My stat block isn't fully balanced yet, but incase you wanted to see it.
The Cleansing Carver (Primal Glavenus)
gargantuan wyvern (brute), unaligned
Armor Class 24 (natural armor)
Hit Points 580 (20d20 + 180) - Max HP
Speed 60 ft.
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
29 (+9) 18 (+4) 28 (+9) 16 (+3) 25 (+7) 17 (+3)
Saving Throws Str +15, Dex +10, Con +15, Int +3, Wis +7, Cha +9
Skills Athletics +15, Perception +13
Damage Resistances lightning, necrotic; bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing
Supernatural Burn. Creatures that are dealt fire damage by the glavenus’s attacks do not gain the benefit of resistance, and creatures immunity to fire damage still take half damage. If a creature wearing metal armor or holding a metal weapon is dealt fire damage from one of the glavenus's attacks, that creature must succeed on a DC 23 Dexterity saving throw. On a failed save, one of the following effects happen:
Armor. The armor takes a cumulative -1 penalty to the AC. Non-magical armor reduced to an AC of 10 is destroyed. Magical armor reduced to an AC of 10 no longer gains the benefits of any of its properties for one week, but its AC returns to normal after a long rest.
Weapon. The weapon takes cumulative -1 penalty to its attack and damage rolls. A non-magical weapon reduced to -5 to its attack or damage is destroyed. A magical weapon reduced to -5 no longer gains the benefits of any of its properties for one week, but it becomes a +0 weapon after a long rest.
Legendary Resistance (3/Day). If the glavenus fails a saving throw, it can choose to succeed instead.
Actions
Multiattack. The glavenus makes one bite attack and two Tail attacks. If both attacks hit the same target, the target also takes 18 (4d8) slashing damage and must succeed on a DC 23 Strength or Dexterity saving throw (target's choice) or be knocked prone.
Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +15 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. Hit: 26 (3d12 + 7) piercing damage + 13 (2d12) fire damage.
Tail (Fiery Tail Only). Melee Weapon Attack: +15 to hit, reach 25 ft., one target. Hit: 26 (3d12 + 7) fire damage and the creature is pushed 20 feet away.
Tail (Sharpened Tail Only). Melee Weapon Attack: +15 to hit, reach 25 ft., one target. Hit: 46 (6d12 + 7) slashing damage and the creature is pushed 20 feet away.
Tail Spin (Recharge 5-6). The glavenus uses one of the following tail spin attacks depending on which form its tail is in:
Fiery Tail Spin. The glavenus moves up to 60 feet in a straight line while spinning, without provoking opportunity attacks, while striking each creature in a 15-foot radius of its path with its tail. Each creature in that area must make a DC 23 Dexterity saving throw, taking 57 (13d8) fire damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one.
Sharpened Tail Spin. The glavenus moves up to 60 feet in a straight line while spinning, without provoking opportunity attacks, while striking each creature in a 15-foot radius of its path with its tail. Each creature in that area must then make a DC 23 Dexterity saving throw, taking 81 (18d8) slashing damage on a failed save, and half as much damage on a successful one.
Bonus Actions
Sharpen Tail. The glavenus can use its bonus action to sharpen its tail, removing the fiery crystals that cover it; or it can use the bonus action to regrow them.
Reactions
Tail Parry. The galavenus uses its sword-like tail to parry an oncoming attack, adding a +6 to its AC against one melee attack that would hit it. To do so, the galavenus must see the attacker. When the attack misses, an additional effect occurs depending on which form the tail is in.
Explosive Parry (Fiery Tail Only). Some of the fiery crystals explode, dealing 5 (1d10) fire damage to the attacker and all creatures within 10 feet of the attacker.
Sharpened Parry (Sharpened Tail Only). The sharpened tail inflicts a punishing cut on the attacker, dealing 2d10 slashing damage. The target takes an additional 2d10 slashing damage at the start of its next turn as the wound is slow to close.
Legendary Actions
The glavenus can take 3 legendary actions, choosing from the options below. Only one legendary action option can be used at a time and only at the end of another creature's turn. The glavenus regains spent legendary actions at the start of its turn.
Aggressive. The glavenus moves up to half its speed without provoking opportunity attacks.
Bite Attack. The glavenus makes one bite attack.
Fire Shard Storm (Fiery Tail Only) (Costs 2 Actions). The galavenus sharpens its tail with its own mouth, collecting all of the fiery crystals before launching them out in an explosive barrage in a 120 foot cone. Creatures in the cone must make a DC 23 Dexterity saving throw, taking 17 (5d6) piercing and 17 (5d6) fire damage. The tail takes on the Sharpened Tail Form after this.
I just rediscovered a Homebrew doc for Monster Hunter creature stat blocks. I can't wait to use them.
That’s awesome. Idk much about Monster Hunter, but it sounds really cool. Are you going to use them as adversaries for PCs in your campaign? Are there dragons in Monster Hunter?
Yep, that's the plan. Also yes, there are quite a few dragons in Monster Hunter, as well as drakes, wyverns, and other dragon adjacent creatures.
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
I have the complete natural urge to make a thread that totally isn’t a metaphor for classism
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
One Piece? Attack on Titan? I mean, even Full Metal Alchemist. Sounds like a good thread though.
do it
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
I’ve got a couple of ideas, but they need to bake a little longer
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
I’ll let you cook bro, you got it dawg.
I just had a thought: The existence of bisexuals implies the existence of monsexuals. The existence of pansexuals implies the existence of potsexuals. The existence of gay people implies the existence of bue, or geen, or back, or wite, or such people. the existence of lesbians implies the existence of morbians. the existence of straight people implies the existence of bent people! must I go on?
*This is all just a stupid joke JSYK*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Get off the weed dude
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
It would be monosexuals, and those exist. Pan people are attracted to all kinds of kitchenware, the existence of gay people implies the existence of sad people, don’t get that reference, and bent people do exist. They’re called gay people.
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
I just rediscovered a Homebrew doc for Monster Hunter creature stat blocks. I can't wait to use them.
Ah the gay thing was 'color but second letter is removed'
Bent people are gay LMAO
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
okie
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
I got that, see the “the existence of gay people implies the existence of sad people” using the first definition of gay I’m talking about the one after that
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
Okie
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Bro you need to share that with me immediately. I have a need for Monster Hunter everything.
That’s awesome. Idk much about Monster Hunter, but it sounds really cool. Are you going to use them as adversaries for PCs in your campaign? Are there dragons in Monster Hunter?
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
Monster Hunter Monster Manual
I've already taken one of the monsters and tweaked it some to make it more powerful. My stat block isn't fully balanced yet, but incase you wanted to see it.
The Cleansing Carver (Primal Glavenus)
gargantuan wyvern (brute), unaligned
Armor Class 24 (natural armor)
Hit Points 580 (20d20 + 180) - Max HP
Speed 60 ft.
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
29 (+9) 18 (+4) 28 (+9) 16 (+3) 25 (+7) 17 (+3)
Saving Throws Str +15, Dex +10, Con +15, Int +3, Wis +7, Cha +9
Skills Athletics +15, Perception +13
Damage Resistances lightning, necrotic; bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing
Damage Immunities acid, fire, cold, poison
Condition Immunities charmed, frightened, poisoned
Senses Blindsight 10 ft., Darkvision 120 ft., passive Perception +23
Languages —
Challenge 19 (22,000 XP) Proficiency +6
Supernatural Burn. Creatures that are dealt fire damage by the glavenus’s attacks do not gain the benefit of resistance, and creatures immunity to fire damage still take half damage. If a creature wearing metal armor or holding a metal weapon is dealt fire damage from one of the glavenus's attacks, that creature must succeed on a DC 23 Dexterity saving throw. On a failed save, one of the following effects happen:
Armor. The armor takes a cumulative -1 penalty to the AC. Non-magical armor reduced to an AC of 10 is destroyed. Magical armor reduced to an AC of 10 no longer gains the benefits of any of its properties for one week, but its AC returns to normal after a long rest.
Weapon. The weapon takes cumulative -1 penalty to its attack and damage rolls. A non-magical weapon reduced to -5 to its attack or damage is destroyed. A magical weapon reduced to -5 no longer gains the benefits of any of its properties for one week, but it becomes a +0 weapon after a long rest.
Legendary Resistance (3/Day). If the glavenus fails a saving throw, it can choose to succeed instead.
Actions
Multiattack. The glavenus makes one bite attack and two Tail attacks. If both attacks hit the same target, the target also takes 18 (4d8) slashing damage and must succeed on a DC 23 Strength or Dexterity saving throw (target's choice) or be knocked prone.
Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +15 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. Hit: 26 (3d12 + 7) piercing damage + 13 (2d12) fire damage.
Tail (Fiery Tail Only). Melee Weapon Attack: +15 to hit, reach 25 ft., one target. Hit: 26 (3d12 + 7) fire damage and the creature is pushed 20 feet away.
Tail (Sharpened Tail Only). Melee Weapon Attack: +15 to hit, reach 25 ft., one target. Hit: 46 (6d12 + 7) slashing damage and the creature is pushed 20 feet away.
Tail Spin (Recharge 5-6). The glavenus uses one of the following tail spin attacks depending on which form its tail is in:
Fiery Tail Spin. The glavenus moves up to 60 feet in a straight line while spinning, without provoking opportunity attacks, while striking each creature in a 15-foot radius of its path with its tail. Each creature in that area must make a DC 23 Dexterity saving throw, taking 57 (13d8) fire damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one.
Sharpened Tail Spin. The glavenus moves up to 60 feet in a straight line while spinning, without provoking opportunity attacks, while striking each creature in a 15-foot radius of its path with its tail. Each creature in that area must then make a DC 23 Dexterity saving throw, taking 81 (18d8) slashing damage on a failed save, and half as much damage on a successful one.
Bonus Actions
Sharpen Tail. The glavenus can use its bonus action to sharpen its tail, removing the fiery crystals that cover it; or it can use the bonus action to regrow them.
Reactions
Tail Parry. The galavenus uses its sword-like tail to parry an oncoming attack, adding a +6 to its AC against one melee attack that would hit it. To do so, the galavenus must see the attacker. When the attack misses, an additional effect occurs depending on which form the tail is in.
Explosive Parry (Fiery Tail Only). Some of the fiery crystals explode, dealing 5 (1d10) fire damage to the attacker and all creatures within 10 feet of the attacker.
Sharpened Parry (Sharpened Tail Only). The sharpened tail inflicts a punishing cut on the attacker, dealing 2d10 slashing damage. The target takes an additional 2d10 slashing damage at the start of its next turn as the wound is slow to close.
Legendary Actions
The glavenus can take 3 legendary actions, choosing from the options below. Only one legendary action option can be used at a time and only at the end of another creature's turn. The glavenus regains spent legendary actions at the start of its turn.
Aggressive. The glavenus moves up to half its speed without provoking opportunity attacks.
Bite Attack. The glavenus makes one bite attack.
Fire Shard Storm (Fiery Tail Only) (Costs 2 Actions). The galavenus sharpens its tail with its own mouth, collecting all of the fiery crystals before launching them out in an explosive barrage in a 120 foot cone. Creatures in the cone must make a DC 23 Dexterity saving throw, taking 17 (5d6) piercing and 17 (5d6) fire damage. The tail takes on the Sharpened Tail Form after this.
Yep, that's the plan. Also yes, there are quite a few dragons in Monster Hunter, as well as drakes, wyverns, and other dragon adjacent creatures.
Also there is another book that goes along with the Monster Hunter Monster Manual, Amellwind's Guide to Monster Hunting
It acts as a Campaign Guide/Players Handbook.
Someone should make a monster hunter thread. Or at least inspired. Sure as hell ain’t gonna be me though
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.