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Really, the best thing about my new unlife is the freedom. My whole mortal existence, I was denied opportunity and autonomy. For who I was. For what they thought of me. And now… well, they still scream of my inferiority, but I have no need to listen. Of course, another way in which I am free is that now, their autonomy lies in my hands. The power of my blood puts me above the mortal minds of my former oppressors.

Isn’t that the most beautiful and positively silly thing?

 Hi Arch! I feel better now that your here.

 Hellosies! How art thou?

 Eh. I wasn't doing to great due to my parents being annoying and the usual (At least the usual around my parents that I talk about around here.) But I feel slightly better now that I have people that I can confidently say that I relate to here to talk to (AKA you and Wes.)

 I’m glad you’re feeling a bit better. Do you wanna talk about what was annoying you?

 My parents told me I couldn't sit in my normal chair because they were watching a movie and my mother didn't like the sound of me typing.

…I mean, honestly, it doesn’t seem like too big of sn issue, but: you can easily just move the chair?

You could also make a compromise—maybe you type quieter but you can keep the chair? 

It’s not anyone’s fault, really, all of y’all have valid reasons.

 It's not the kind of chair that you can move. And I have a light press keyboard. How do I make it less loud than I already do?

I don’t think this is something anyone’s right about. You may have to move if it annoys them, but they could also suck it up. 

Look, I don’t like to say it, but you might just have to settle for another chair. You’re not even watching the movie, what’s the point in being there? I get it’s your favorite, but not everyone gets everything all the time

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Really, the best thing about my new unlife is the freedom. My whole mortal existence, I was denied opportunity and autonomy. For who I was. For what they thought of me. And now… well, they still scream of my inferiority, but I have no need to listen. Of course, another way in which I am free is that now, their autonomy lies in my hands. The power of my blood puts me above the mortal minds of my former oppressors.

Isn’t that the most beautiful and positively silly thing?

 Hi Arch! I feel better now that your here.

 Hellosies! How art thou?

 Eh. I wasn't doing to great due to my parents being annoying and the usual (At least the usual around my parents that I talk about around here.) But I feel slightly better now that I have people that I can confidently say that I relate to here to talk to (AKA you and Wes.)

 I’m glad you’re feeling a bit better. Do you wanna talk about what was annoying you?

 My parents told me I couldn't sit in my normal chair because they were watching a movie and my mother didn't like the sound of me typing.

…I mean, honestly, it doesn’t seem like too big of sn issue, but: you can easily just move the chair?

You could also make a compromise—maybe you type quieter but you can keep the chair? 

It’s not anyone’s fault, really, all of y’all have valid reasons.

 It's not the kind of chair that you can move. And I have a light press keyboard. How do I make it less loud than I already do?

 wait, how are you typing rn?

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Really, the best thing about my new unlife is the freedom. My whole mortal existence, I was denied opportunity and autonomy. For who I was. For what they thought of me. And now… well, they still scream of my inferiority, but I have no need to listen. Of course, another way in which I am free is that now, their autonomy lies in my hands. The power of my blood puts me above the mortal minds of my former oppressors.

Isn’t that the most beautiful and positively silly thing?

 Hi Arch! I feel better now that your here.

 Hellosies! How art thou?

 Eh. I wasn't doing to great due to my parents being annoying and the usual (At least the usual around my parents that I talk about around here.) But I feel slightly better now that I have people that I can confidently say that I relate to here to talk to (AKA you and Wes.)

 I’m glad you’re feeling a bit better. Do you wanna talk about what was annoying you?

 My parents told me I couldn't sit in my normal chair because they were watching a movie and my mother didn't like the sound of me typing.

…I mean, honestly, it doesn’t seem like too big of sn issue, but: you can easily just move the chair?

You could also make a compromise—maybe you type quieter but you can keep the chair? 

It’s not anyone’s fault, really, all of y’all have valid reasons.

 It's not the kind of chair that you can move. And I have a light press keyboard. How do I make it less loud than I already do?

 wait, how are you typing rn?

Mobile?

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Really, the best thing about my new unlife is the freedom. My whole mortal existence, I was denied opportunity and autonomy. For who I was. For what they thought of me. And now… well, they still scream of my inferiority, but I have no need to listen. Of course, another way in which I am free is that now, their autonomy lies in my hands. The power of my blood puts me above the mortal minds of my former oppressors.

Isn’t that the most beautiful and positively silly thing?

 Hi Arch! I feel better now that your here.

 Hellosies! How art thou?

 Eh. I wasn't doing to great due to my parents being annoying and the usual (At least the usual around my parents that I talk about around here.) But I feel slightly better now that I have people that I can confidently say that I relate to here to talk to (AKA you and Wes.)

 I’m glad you’re feeling a bit better. Do you wanna talk about what was annoying you?

 My parents told me I couldn't sit in my normal chair because they were watching a movie and my mother didn't like the sound of me typing.

…I mean, honestly, it doesn’t seem like too big of sn issue, but: you can easily just move the chair?

You could also make a compromise—maybe you type quieter but you can keep the chair? 

It’s not anyone’s fault, really, all of y’all have valid reasons.

 It's not the kind of chair that you can move. And I have a light press keyboard. How do I make it less loud than I already do?

I don’t think this is something anyone’s right about. You may have to move if it annoys them, but they could also suck it up. 

Look, I don’t like to say it, but you might just have to settle for another chair. You’re not even watching the movie, what’s the point in being there? I get it’s your favorite, but not everyone gets everything all the time

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 My main problem with the chair is that there isn't another chair in the house that isn't A: in a place I can't bring the computeer B: in very inconvienant places.

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Really, the best thing about my new unlife is the freedom. My whole mortal existence, I was denied opportunity and autonomy. For who I was. For what they thought of me. And now… well, they still scream of my inferiority, but I have no need to listen. Of course, another way in which I am free is that now, their autonomy lies in my hands. The power of my blood puts me above the mortal minds of my former oppressors.

Isn’t that the most beautiful and positively silly thing?

 Hi Arch! I feel better now that your here.

 Hellosies! How art thou?

 Eh. I wasn't doing to great due to my parents being annoying and the usual (At least the usual around my parents that I talk about around here.) But I feel slightly better now that I have people that I can confidently say that I relate to here to talk to (AKA you and Wes.)

 I’m glad you’re feeling a bit better. Do you wanna talk about what was annoying you?

 My parents told me I couldn't sit in my normal chair because they were watching a movie and my mother didn't like the sound of me typing.

…I mean, honestly, it doesn’t seem like too big of sn issue, but: you can easily just move the chair?

You could also make a compromise—maybe you type quieter but you can keep the chair? 

It’s not anyone’s fault, really, all of y’all have valid reasons.

 It's not the kind of chair that you can move. And I have a light press keyboard. How do I make it less loud than I already do?

I don’t think this is something anyone’s right about. You may have to move if it annoys them, but they could also suck it up. 

Look, I don’t like to say it, but you might just have to settle for another chair. You’re not even watching the movie, what’s the point in being there? I get it’s your favorite, but not everyone gets everything all the time

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 My main problem with the chair is that there isn't another chair in the house that isn't A: in a place I can't bring the computeer B: in very inconvienant places.

 sit on the floor

Cut with Tana:

Option B sounds good if you can make do with it

Or option A1: not care about your parent's rules. What are they gonna do? Ground you, you can outsmart that (or do it behind their backs)

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Really, the best thing about my new unlife is the freedom. My whole mortal existence, I was denied opportunity and autonomy. For who I was. For what they thought of me. And now… well, they still scream of my inferiority, but I have no need to listen. Of course, another way in which I am free is that now, their autonomy lies in my hands. The power of my blood puts me above the mortal minds of my former oppressors.

Isn’t that the most beautiful and positively silly thing?

 Hi Arch! I feel better now that your here.

 Hellosies! How art thou?

 Eh. I wasn't doing to great due to my parents being annoying and the usual (At least the usual around my parents that I talk about around here.) But I feel slightly better now that I have people that I can confidently say that I relate to here to talk to (AKA you and Wes.)

 I’m glad you’re feeling a bit better. Do you wanna talk about what was annoying you?

 My parents told me I couldn't sit in my normal chair because they were watching a movie and my mother didn't like the sound of me typing.

…I mean, honestly, it doesn’t seem like too big of sn issue, but: you can easily just move the chair?

You could also make a compromise—maybe you type quieter but you can keep the chair? 

It’s not anyone’s fault, really, all of y’all have valid reasons.

 It's not the kind of chair that you can move. And I have a light press keyboard. How do I make it less loud than I already do?

I don’t think this is something anyone’s right about. You may have to move if it annoys them, but they could also suck it up. 

Look, I don’t like to say it, but you might just have to settle for another chair. You’re not even watching the movie, what’s the point in being there? I get it’s your favorite, but not everyone gets everything all the time

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 My main problem with the chair is that there isn't another chair in the house that isn't A: in a place I can't bring the computeer B: in very inconvienant places.

 sit on the floor

 So you want me to condemm myself to pain for the next week.

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Really, the best thing about my new unlife is the freedom. My whole mortal existence, I was denied opportunity and autonomy. For who I was. For what they thought of me. And now… well, they still scream of my inferiority, but I have no need to listen. Of course, another way in which I am free is that now, their autonomy lies in my hands. The power of my blood puts me above the mortal minds of my former oppressors.

Isn’t that the most beautiful and positively silly thing?

 Hi Arch! I feel better now that your here.

 Hellosies! How art thou?

 Eh. I wasn't doing to great due to my parents being annoying and the usual (At least the usual around my parents that I talk about around here.) But I feel slightly better now that I have people that I can confidently say that I relate to here to talk to (AKA you and Wes.)

 I’m glad you’re feeling a bit better. Do you wanna talk about what was annoying you?

 My parents told me I couldn't sit in my normal chair because they were watching a movie and my mother didn't like the sound of me typing.

…I mean, honestly, it doesn’t seem like too big of sn issue, but: you can easily just move the chair?

You could also make a compromise—maybe you type quieter but you can keep the chair? 

It’s not anyone’s fault, really, all of y’all have valid reasons.

 It's not the kind of chair that you can move. And I have a light press keyboard. How do I make it less loud than I already do?

I don’t think this is something anyone’s right about. You may have to move if it annoys them, but they could also suck it up. 

Look, I don’t like to say it, but you might just have to settle for another chair. You’re not even watching the movie, what’s the point in being there? I get it’s your favorite, but not everyone gets everything all the time

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 My main problem with the chair is that there isn't another chair in the house that isn't A: in a place I can't bring the computeer B: in very inconvienant places.

 sit on the floor

Floor is a last resort.

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Really, the best thing about my new unlife is the freedom. My whole mortal existence, I was denied opportunity and autonomy. For who I was. For what they thought of me. And now… well, they still scream of my inferiority, but I have no need to listen. Of course, another way in which I am free is that now, their autonomy lies in my hands. The power of my blood puts me above the mortal minds of my former oppressors.

Isn’t that the most beautiful and positively silly thing?

 Hi Arch! I feel better now that your here.

 Hellosies! How art thou?

 Eh. I wasn't doing to great due to my parents being annoying and the usual (At least the usual around my parents that I talk about around here.) But I feel slightly better now that I have people that I can confidently say that I relate to here to talk to (AKA you and Wes.)

 I’m glad you’re feeling a bit better. Do you wanna talk about what was annoying you?

 My parents told me I couldn't sit in my normal chair because they were watching a movie and my mother didn't like the sound of me typing.

…I mean, honestly, it doesn’t seem like too big of sn issue, but: you can easily just move the chair?

You could also make a compromise—maybe you type quieter but you can keep the chair? 

It’s not anyone’s fault, really, all of y’all have valid reasons.

 It's not the kind of chair that you can move. And I have a light press keyboard. How do I make it less loud than I already do?

I don’t think this is something anyone’s right about. You may have to move if it annoys them, but they could also suck it up. 

Look, I don’t like to say it, but you might just have to settle for another chair. You’re not even watching the movie, what’s the point in being there? I get it’s your favorite, but not everyone gets everything all the time

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 My main problem with the chair is that there isn't another chair in the house that isn't A: in a place I can't bring the computeer B: in very inconvienant places.

 sit on the floor

 So you want me to condemm myself to pain for the next week.

 are they watching the movie for a week straight?

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Really, the best thing about my new unlife is the freedom. My whole mortal existence, I was denied opportunity and autonomy. For who I was. For what they thought of me. And now… well, they still scream of my inferiority, but I have no need to listen. Of course, another way in which I am free is that now, their autonomy lies in my hands. The power of my blood puts me above the mortal minds of my former oppressors.

Isn’t that the most beautiful and positively silly thing?

 Hi Arch! I feel better now that your here.

 Hellosies! How art thou?

 Eh. I wasn't doing to great due to my parents being annoying and the usual (At least the usual around my parents that I talk about around here.) But I feel slightly better now that I have people that I can confidently say that I relate to here to talk to (AKA you and Wes.)

 I’m glad you’re feeling a bit better. Do you wanna talk about what was annoying you?

 My parents told me I couldn't sit in my normal chair because they were watching a movie and my mother didn't like the sound of me typing.

…I mean, honestly, it doesn’t seem like too big of sn issue, but: you can easily just move the chair?

You could also make a compromise—maybe you type quieter but you can keep the chair? 

It’s not anyone’s fault, really, all of y’all have valid reasons.

 It's not the kind of chair that you can move. And I have a light press keyboard. How do I make it less loud than I already do?

I don’t think this is something anyone’s right about. You may have to move if it annoys them, but they could also suck it up. 

Look, I don’t like to say it, but you might just have to settle for another chair. You’re not even watching the movie, what’s the point in being there? I get it’s your favorite, but not everyone gets everything all the time

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 My main problem with the chair is that there isn't another chair in the house that isn't A: in a place I can't bring the computeer B: in very inconvienant places.

 sit on the floor

 So you want me to condemm myself to pain for the next week.

 are they watching the movie for a week straight?

 oh I get what you mean

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Really, the best thing about my new unlife is the freedom. My whole mortal existence, I was denied opportunity and autonomy. For who I was. For what they thought of me. And now… well, they still scream of my inferiority, but I have no need to listen. Of course, another way in which I am free is that now, their autonomy lies in my hands. The power of my blood puts me above the mortal minds of my former oppressors.

Isn’t that the most beautiful and positively silly thing?

 Hi Arch! I feel better now that your here.

 Hellosies! How art thou?

 Eh. I wasn't doing to great due to my parents being annoying and the usual (At least the usual around my parents that I talk about around here.) But I feel slightly better now that I have people that I can confidently say that I relate to here to talk to (AKA you and Wes.)

 I’m glad you’re feeling a bit better. Do you wanna talk about what was annoying you?

 My parents told me I couldn't sit in my normal chair because they were watching a movie and my mother didn't like the sound of me typing.

…I mean, honestly, it doesn’t seem like too big of sn issue, but: you can easily just move the chair?

You could also make a compromise—maybe you type quieter but you can keep the chair? 

It’s not anyone’s fault, really, all of y’all have valid reasons.

 It's not the kind of chair that you can move. And I have a light press keyboard. How do I make it less loud than I already do?

I don’t think this is something anyone’s right about. You may have to move if it annoys them, but they could also suck it up. 

Look, I don’t like to say it, but you might just have to settle for another chair. You’re not even watching the movie, what’s the point in being there? I get it’s your favorite, but not everyone gets everything all the time

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 My main problem with the chair is that there isn't another chair in the house that isn't A: in a place I can't bring the computeer B: in very inconvienant places.

 sit on the floor

 So you want me to condemm myself to pain for the next week.

 are they watching the movie for a week straight?

 No. I'm disabled. EDS. Sitting on the floor will make my joints hurt.

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Really, the best thing about my new unlife is the freedom. My whole mortal existence, I was denied opportunity and autonomy. For who I was. For what they thought of me. And now… well, they still scream of my inferiority, but I have no need to listen. Of course, another way in which I am free is that now, their autonomy lies in my hands. The power of my blood puts me above the mortal minds of my former oppressors.

Isn’t that the most beautiful and positively silly thing?

 Hi Arch! I feel better now that your here.

 Hellosies! How art thou?

 Eh. I wasn't doing to great due to my parents being annoying and the usual (At least the usual around my parents that I talk about around here.) But I feel slightly better now that I have people that I can confidently say that I relate to here to talk to (AKA you and Wes.)

 I’m glad you’re feeling a bit better. Do you wanna talk about what was annoying you?

 My parents told me I couldn't sit in my normal chair because they were watching a movie and my mother didn't like the sound of me typing.

…I mean, honestly, it doesn’t seem like too big of sn issue, but: you can easily just move the chair?

You could also make a compromise—maybe you type quieter but you can keep the chair? 

It’s not anyone’s fault, really, all of y’all have valid reasons.

 It's not the kind of chair that you can move. And I have a light press keyboard. How do I make it less loud than I already do?

I don’t think this is something anyone’s right about. You may have to move if it annoys them, but they could also suck it up. 

Look, I don’t like to say it, but you might just have to settle for another chair. You’re not even watching the movie, what’s the point in being there? I get it’s your favorite, but not everyone gets everything all the time

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 My main problem with the chair is that there isn't another chair in the house that isn't A: in a place I can't bring the computeer B: in very inconvienant places.

 sit on the floor

 So you want me to condemm myself to pain for the next week.

 are they watching the movie for a week straight?

 No. I'm disabled. EDS. Sitting on the floor will make my joints hurt.

Okay... that is not an option then. Well, we are out of options.

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Really, the best thing about my new unlife is the freedom. My whole mortal existence, I was denied opportunity and autonomy. For who I was. For what they thought of me. And now… well, they still scream of my inferiority, but I have no need to listen. Of course, another way in which I am free is that now, their autonomy lies in my hands. The power of my blood puts me above the mortal minds of my former oppressors.

Isn’t that the most beautiful and positively silly thing?

 Hi Arch! I feel better now that your here.

 Hellosies! How art thou?

 Eh. I wasn't doing to great due to my parents being annoying and the usual (At least the usual around my parents that I talk about around here.) But I feel slightly better now that I have people that I can confidently say that I relate to here to talk to (AKA you and Wes.)

 I’m glad you’re feeling a bit better. Do you wanna talk about what was annoying you?

 My parents told me I couldn't sit in my normal chair because they were watching a movie and my mother didn't like the sound of me typing.

…I mean, honestly, it doesn’t seem like too big of sn issue, but: you can easily just move the chair?

You could also make a compromise—maybe you type quieter but you can keep the chair? 

It’s not anyone’s fault, really, all of y’all have valid reasons.

 It's not the kind of chair that you can move. And I have a light press keyboard. How do I make it less loud than I already do?

I don’t think this is something anyone’s right about. You may have to move if it annoys them, but they could also suck it up. 

Look, I don’t like to say it, but you might just have to settle for another chair. You’re not even watching the movie, what’s the point in being there? I get it’s your favorite, but not everyone gets everything all the time

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 My main problem with the chair is that there isn't another chair in the house that isn't A: in a place I can't bring the computeer B: in very inconvienant places.

 sit on the floor

 So you want me to condemm myself to pain for the next week.

 are they watching the movie for a week straight?

 No. I'm disabled. EDS. Sitting on the floor will make my joints hurt.

Okay... that is not an option then. Well, we are out of options.

 no but, how is Tana typing right now?

Cut with rage;

That is probably option B: uncomfortable but effective.

Gtg bye.