Fairy Godmothers are some of the most volatile and dangerous creatures in existence, Characterized by two things: Arcane power able to make any archmage jealous, and unconditional love of their godchildren. Now, usually, this combination lets them help their godchildren live a happy life.
the problem comes when a godchild goes sour. They fall to wickedness. What does the Godmother do, in this case? Do they abandon their child who seeks to cause heartache and hurt?
no, they help them do it.
Fairy godmother Consigliere
Yes, absolutely
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-If You Want Perfection, Take a Sip and Drink It In! Kill Your Old Complexion, Welcome to Your Brand New Skin!-_
_-The, ‘Who,’ When You Call, ‘Who’s There,’-_ _-Dreamer of Dark Days and Darker Nights-_ _-Prince of the Pumpkin Patch-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
Fairy Godmothers are some of the most volatile and dangerous creatures in existence, Characterized by two things: Arcane power able to make any archmage jealous, and unconditional love of their godchildren. Now, usually, this combination lets them help their godchildren live a happy life.
the problem comes when a godchild goes sour. They fall to wickedness. What does the Godmother do, in this case? Do they abandon their child who seeks to cause heartache and hurt?
no, they help them do it.
How do you do that?
Do what?
How do you write thing like that, which make you wonder and tell the answers at the same time
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Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish) I am a STAY Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitivewhen I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Instant Mac and Cheese - Common Food Item You can spend two turns or one out of combat minute cooking this item if you do not have any spells. If you know Control Fire, Create Food and Water, or Fireball, you can instantly cook this item at the cost of the appropriate spell slots. When eaten after being properly cooked, you receive 2d8 health and 1d4 temporary health if the 2d8 brings you to max health. You can also choose to eat the ingredients separately (noodles, cheese powder, boiling water) for 2d8 and no additional temporary health. If you are interrupted during the cooking of this item during combat, you can choose to use your reaction to throw the contents of the food cup at any enemy within 5 feet, dealing 2d6 fire damage.
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Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mr. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Instant Mac and Cheese - Common Food Item You can spend two turns or one out of combat minute cooking this item if you do not have any spells. If you know Control Fire, Create Food and Water, or Fireball, you can instantly cook this item at the cost of the appropriate spell slots. When eaten after being properly cooked, you receive 2d8 health and 1d4 temporary health if the 2d8 brings you to max health. You can also choose to eat the ingredients separately (noodles, cheese powder, boiling water) for 2d8 and no additional temporary health. If you are interrupted during the cooking of this item during combat, you can choose to use your reaction to throw the contents of the food cup at any enemy within 5 feet, dealing 2d6 fire damage.
in what world does mcdonalds heal you?
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The thunderclouds broke up And the rain dried up The lighting let up The clacking shutters just shut up
Hey, would anyone be into reviving the CHB tavern? Gonz? Capatin? Salem? Arch?
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Instant Mac and Cheese - Common Food Item You can spend two turns or one out of combat minute cooking this item if you do not have any spells. If you know Control Fire, Create Food and Water, or Fireball, you can instantly cook this item at the cost of the appropriate spell slots. When eaten after being properly cooked, you receive 2d8 health and 1d4 temporary health if the 2d8 brings you to max health. You can also choose to eat the ingredients separately (noodles, cheese powder, boiling water) for 2d8 and no additional temporary health. If you are interrupted during the cooking of this item during combat, you can choose to use your reaction to throw the contents of the food cup at any enemy within 5 feet, dealing 2d6 fire damage.
in what world does mcdonalds heal you?
Excuse you, PJ. This is Mac and cheese. not McDonalds. very big difference. but fine. here's something else
Jeremy - A stuffed toy fox with a chain necklace and a bead bracelet. When in the owner’s inventory, it acts as a companion, ensuring that the owner is never alone. When equipped as a shoulder worn item, gain double advantage on any actions involving: animal handling, charisma and survival skills.
Comforting Presence: Once per long rest, the owner can reroll a failed saving throw or ability check while Jeremy is equipped.
Foxy Advice: While equipped, Jeremy can provide hints on survival tactics, granting a +2 bonus on checks related to wilderness survival when consulted.
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Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mr. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Instant Mac and Cheese - Common Food Item You can spend two turns or one out of combat minute cooking this item if you do not have any spells. If you know Control Fire, Create Food and Water, or Fireball, you can instantly cook this item at the cost of the appropriate spell slots. When eaten after being properly cooked, you receive 2d8 health and 1d4 temporary health if the 2d8 brings you to max health. You can also choose to eat the ingredients separately (noodles, cheese powder, boiling water) for 2d8 and no additional temporary health. If you are interrupted during the cooking of this item during combat, you can choose to use your reaction to throw the contents of the food cup at any enemy within 5 feet, dealing 2d6 fire damage.
in what world does mcdonalds heal you?
Excuse you, PJ. This is Mac and cheese. not McDonalds. very big difference. but fine. here's something else
Jeremy - A stuffed toy fox with a chain necklace and a bead bracelet. When in the owner’s inventory, it acts as a companion, ensuring that the owner is never alone. When equipped as a shoulder worn item, gain double advantage on any actions involving: animal handling, charisma and survival skills.
Comforting Presence: Once per long rest, the owner can reroll a failed saving throw or ability check while Jeremy is equipped.
Foxy Advice: While equipped, Jeremy can provide hints on survival tactics, granting a +2 bonus on checks related to wilderness survival when consulted.
Jeremy.
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Hey, would anyone be into reviving the CHB tavern? Gonz? Capatin? Salem? Arch?
always down for reviving cool stuff
Posted there. May have to go for a bit, but I'll be back.
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Fairy Godmothers are some of the most volatile and dangerous creatures in existence, Characterized by two things: Arcane power able to make any archmage jealous, and unconditional love of their godchildren. Now, usually, this combination lets them help their godchildren live a happy life.
the problem comes when a godchild goes sour. They fall to wickedness. What does the Godmother do, in this case? Do they abandon their child who seeks to cause heartache and hurt?
no, they help them do it.
Fairy godmother Consigliere
Yes, absolutely
Now I wanna make a magical mafia thread again
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Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish) I am a STAY Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitivewhen I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish) I am a STAY Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitivewhen I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish) I am a STAY Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitivewhen I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I need to make another character so I don't end up getting burnt out on Potato Man before he's had a chance to really shine.
I don't know what I want to do, though. Maybe another creepy merchant.
You could do somebody based on some part of yourself
That's what I did with Qual (sort of )
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Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish) I am a STAY Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitivewhen I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Fairy Godmothers are some of the most volatile and dangerous creatures in existence, Characterized by two things: Arcane power able to make any archmage jealous, and unconditional love of their godchildren. Now, usually, this combination lets them help their godchildren live a happy life.
the problem comes when a godchild goes sour. They fall to wickedness. What does the Godmother do, in this case? Do they abandon their child who seeks to cause heartache and hurt?
no, they help them do it.
Fairy godmother Consigliere
Yes, absolutely
Now I wanna make a magical mafia thread again
That would be really, really fun :>
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-If You Want Perfection, Take a Sip and Drink It In! Kill Your Old Complexion, Welcome to Your Brand New Skin!-_
_-The, ‘Who,’ When You Call, ‘Who’s There,’-_ _-Dreamer of Dark Days and Darker Nights-_ _-Prince of the Pumpkin Patch-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
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Yes, absolutely
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-If You Want Perfection, Take a Sip and Drink It In! Kill Your Old Complexion, Welcome to Your Brand New Skin!-_
_-The, ‘Who,’ When You Call, ‘Who’s There,’-_ _-Dreamer of Dark Days and Darker Nights-_ _-Prince of the Pumpkin Patch-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
I am alive! You?
Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mr. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
How do you write thing like that, which make you wonder and tell the answers at the same time
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive when I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Instant Mac and Cheese - Common Food Item
You can spend two turns or one out of combat minute cooking this item if you do not have any spells. If you know Control Fire, Create Food and Water, or Fireball, you can instantly cook this item at the cost of the appropriate spell slots. When eaten after being properly cooked, you receive 2d8 health and 1d4 temporary health if the 2d8 brings you to max health. You can also choose to eat the ingredients separately (noodles, cheese powder, boiling water) for 2d8 and no additional temporary health. If you are interrupted during the cooking of this item during combat, you can choose to use your reaction to throw the contents of the food cup at any enemy within 5 feet, dealing 2d6 fire damage.
Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mr. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
in what world does mcdonalds heal you?
The thunderclouds broke up
And the rain dried up
The lighting let up
The clacking shutters just shut up
Hey, would anyone be into reviving the CHB tavern? Gonz? Capatin? Salem? Arch?
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Extended Signature!
Excuse you, PJ. This is Mac and cheese. not McDonalds. very big difference. but fine. here's something else
Jeremy -
A stuffed toy fox with a chain necklace and a bead bracelet. When in the owner’s inventory, it acts as a companion, ensuring that the owner is never alone.
When equipped as a shoulder worn item, gain double advantage on any actions involving: animal handling, charisma and survival skills.
Comforting Presence: Once per long rest, the owner can reroll a failed saving throw or ability check while Jeremy is equipped.
Foxy Advice: While equipped, Jeremy can provide hints on survival tactics, granting a +2 bonus on checks related to wilderness survival when consulted.
Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mr. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Jeremy.
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Extended Signature!
always down for reviving cool stuff
Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mr. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Posted there. May have to go for a bit, but I'll be back.
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Extended Signature!
Now I wanna make a magical mafia thread again
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
HIMY
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive when I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
What
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
Hi
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive when I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Yo
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
How have you been?
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive when I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I need to make another character so I don't end up getting burnt out on Potato Man before he's had a chance to really shine.
I don't know what I want to do, though. Maybe another creepy merchant.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
You could do somebody based on some part of yourself
That's what I did with Qual (sort of )
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive when I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Possibly :>
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-If You Want Perfection, Take a Sip and Drink It In! Kill Your Old Complexion, Welcome to Your Brand New Skin!-_
_-The, ‘Who,’ When You Call, ‘Who’s There,’-_ _-Dreamer of Dark Days and Darker Nights-_ _-Prince of the Pumpkin Patch-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
That would be really, really fun :>
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-If You Want Perfection, Take a Sip and Drink It In! Kill Your Old Complexion, Welcome to Your Brand New Skin!-_
_-The, ‘Who,’ When You Call, ‘Who’s There,’-_ _-Dreamer of Dark Days and Darker Nights-_ _-Prince of the Pumpkin Patch-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”