Onions Are Like Worms

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1. When I was little I decided to whittle in the morning with the sharpest knife we owned, which was against the rules, and sliced my leg open

2. When I was little I swallowed a penny which my brother accidentally dropped in my mouth while I was laying down (he was just trying to throw it at me)

3. I’ve never had a crush

 

 

 

Hopefully thats challenging/interesting, I rarely play this game, as I’m sure you can also tell by my all incorrect guesses at others truths and lies

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Quote from PJtheARCH3R >>

1. When I was little I decided to whittle in the morning with the sharpest knife we owned, which was against the rules, and sliced my leg open

2. When I was little I swallowed a penny which my brother accidentally dropped in my mouth while I was laying down (he was just trying to throw it at me)

3. I’ve never had a crush

 

 

 

Hopefully thats challenging/interesting, I rarely play this game, as I’m sure you can also tell by my all incorrect guesses at others truths and lies

 I can relate to number three, but the first two are so oddly specific... Gah, that's good! I'm calling number one the lie. Those truly are some pumpkins.

Quote from Goobertio >>

I haven't remembered a thing since fourth grade. I had this bday party where only one friend came and we beat the pinata together, and he had to tell me about it in the present, and I still don't remember.

Then what, Aspen? Just poop them into your hand? Edit: Sorry if that came off as rude.

 … no comment and it didn’t come off as rude

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Quote from PJtheARCH3R >>

1. When I was little I decided to whittle in the morning with the sharpest knife we owned, which was against the rules, and sliced my leg open

2. When I was little I swallowed a penny which my brother accidentally dropped in my mouth while I was laying down (he was just trying to throw it at me)

3. I’ve never had a crush

 

 

 

Hopefully thats challenging/interesting, I rarely play this game, as I’m sure you can also tell by my all incorrect guesses at others truths and lies

 I can relate to number three, but the first two are so oddly specific... Gah, that's good! I'm calling number one the lie. Those truly are some pumpkins.

 I’m saying it’s 3, too non descriptive and also goob that’s very aro of you

I was a smart young lad with wisdom beyond my years. I considered myself straight, but occasionally felt attraction when thinking about doughboy. Fun fact.

Edit: But then again, who wouldn't want to cuddle, kiss, and date that cutie pie?

The lie is 2, however I did accidentally drop a penny into my brothers mouth, but I don’t think he swallowed it. (If he did he was completely fine). I intended for it to roll off his face but that didn’t happen (long story)

I tried to draw inspiration from real events for the lie to make it seem more real

Quote from Goobertio >>

I was a smart young lad with wisdom beyond my years. I considered myself straight, but occasionally felt attraction when thinking about doughboy. Fun fact.

attraction is confusing. I’ve never had a crush yet know I’m straight to some extent

Quote from PJtheARCH3R >>

The lie is 2, however I did accidentally drop a penny into my brothers mouth, but I don’t think he swallowed it. (If he did he was completely fine). I intended for it to roll off his face but that didn’t happen (long story)

I tried to draw inspiration from real events for the lie to make it seem more real

 I guessed right again :p....

PJ confirmed aroace it’s canon?

Pj Archer lore is real! Thoughts on doughboy?

The chat goes silent when he pulls up

Quote from AspenInTheTrees >>

PJ confirmed aroace it’s canon?

 Idk, I’m only 15 so I’m not 100% sure. I think I’m asexual but sometimes I’m just like, “maybe I’m just young and that’s why I think that”

Probably aromantic too but there is still some chance I’m not, no crushes but I definitely feel straight in some sense, like I find girls/women more beautiful than boys/men 

I’m mostly just waiting a couple years to see how it goes, and if any new information or developments befalls me

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Pj Archer lore is real! Thoughts on doughboy?

 Oh that’s who doughboy is

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Quote from Goobertio >>

Pj Archer lore is real! Thoughts on doughboy?

 Oh that’s who doughboy is

 I *cough* 'dont' have feelings for doughboy 

He's the sexiest beast I ever laid eyes on.

*Schemes in the conlang I made up that only has twenty-five words…*

Quote from Bananer28046 >>

*Schemes in the conlang I made up that only has twenty-five words…*

 *Spawns behind you*

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Quote from Bananer28046 >>

*Schemes in the conlang I made up that only has twenty-five words…*

 *Spawns behind you*

WAUGH

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*Schemes in the conlang I made up that only has twenty-five words…*

 *Spawns behind you*

WAUGH

 *Speaks microwave*

Uh oh…