There was once a natural hierarchy: Giants shaped the world, and cared for the humans; Humans tended the world, and cared for the strugels; The strugels were tasked with spreading joy and love to the humans and giants. Of course, nowadays, the giants are gone, and the elite humans claim that the strugels (and "lower" humans) are in their natural place as wage slaves. This doesn't even mention the travesty that are the Suidat, flesh-warped pigfolk created by the humans for that specific purpose.
Of course, Larder (previously referred to as Rostir) doesn't ascribe to this theology. He is a glutton. He takes the time to scrape what meagre enjoyment he can get from anything he experiences, no matter how painful. I remember when we discovered him. He had been living in the wastes for over two years. I can't imagine how he survived, let alone remained sane enough to hold a conversation.
He was, to out knowledge, once someone of importance somewhere far off, left to decay and rage. He's a person of more questions than answers, but I don't think he's being intentionally mysterious. I just don't think we've asked him the right way. Well, back when he talked.
Larder has a sickening diet. He eats anything that isn't spoiled. The Black Offal King once told me that the kid had drank a bucket of fresh blood to wash down an equally fresh cow hide. This would have made wasteland survival slightly easier... if there was any life out there to eat. I doubt he sucked the nitrogen out of the baked ground or anything like that. But... I guess it's better we have him than not.
He's an expert with meat and spices. His sausages are lumpy, colorless things bursting with flavor. His oxtails are worthy of a Baron. He has a meticulous, artistic flair for these sorts of things, to the point that it's almost a waste of money to give him anything normally worth eating.
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I was going to add a bit more, but I wrote this on Discord as a follow-up to a previous post and I hit the character limit.
There was once a natural hierarchy: Giants shaped the world, and cared for the humans; Humans tended the world, and cared for the strugels; The strugels were tasked with spreading joy and love to the humans and giants. Of course, nowadays, the giants are gone, and the elite humans claim that the strugels (and "lower" humans) are in their natural place as wage slaves. This doesn't even mention the travesty that are the Suidat, flesh-warped pigfolk created by the humans for that specific purpose.
Of course, Larder (previously referred to as Rostir) doesn't ascribe to this theology. He is a glutton. He takes the time to scrape what meagre enjoyment he can get from anything he experiences, no matter how painful. I remember when we discovered him. He had been living in the wastes for over two years. I can't imagine how he survived, let alone remained sane enough to hold a conversation.
He was, to out knowledge, once someone of importance somewhere far off, left to decay and rage. He's a person of more questions than answers, but I don't think he's being intentionally mysterious. I just don't think we've asked him the right way. Well, back when he talked.
Larder has a sickening diet. He eats anything that isn't spoiled. The Black Offal King once told me that the kid had drank a bucket of fresh blood to wash down an equally fresh cow hide. This would have made wasteland survival slightly easier... if there was any life out there to eat. I doubt he sucked the nitrogen out of the baked ground or anything like that. But... I guess it's better we have him than not.
He's an expert with meat and spices. His sausages are lumpy, colorless things bursting with flavor. His oxtails are worthy of a Baron. He has a meticulous, artistic flair for these sorts of things, to the point that it's almost a waste of money to give him anything normally worth eating.
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thisnsi the kind of story that is fueled from a white monster
I was going to add a bit more, but I wrote this on Discord as a follow-up to a previous post and I hit the character limit.
I'm very glad you like it!
mee too
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death |------extended sig------| Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
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I was going to add a bit more, but I wrote this on Discord as a follow-up to a previous post and I hit the character limit.
I'm very glad you like it!
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Hello!
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
How are you?
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Hi!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri cuairtean na grèine!Hi Link!
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Tana! Made my first PbP!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri cuairtean na grèine!It’s good! I rolled a 4!
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Cool!
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
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Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
|------extended sig------|
Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.