Onions Are Like Worms

Quote from LinkArcher >>

How did you do that?

 i am a member of the Department of Surrealistics! i have access to Agnostics, which allow me to comprehend anomalies that cannot be understood through the conventional logic of our sensical reality. oh wait, thats all classified. hmm... here hole still while i grab some amnestics real quick. *turns on phonograph. music starts playing, record skips. time freezes* okay im back. thank you for staying put. here we go! *injects you with class C amnestics* goodbye! *when you come to you are sitting in a room alone* 

I lost you at "surrealistics"

Quote from SturgeonGuy >>

I lost you at "surrealistics"

 i used an SCP to freeze them in time, then injected them with memory removing amnestics, because i gave away classified information. sh*t i did it again! *grabs more amnestics*