Looks like some *sshole just p*ssed of Zeus, 'cause I just heard a huge crack of lightning and we had a power flash where I'm at.
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
Welp, looks like there's a chance that I'm gonna have to go down into my storm shelter tonight. *sigh* I really don't wanna, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
Oh, now I remember the thing I wanted to tell y'all earlier! I have a level 50 Ganondorf FP in Smash Bros that once KOed my eSports coach (aka one of the best Smash players in the school) in less than 9 SECONDS WITH TWO MOVES.
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
So I've recently discovered an issue with my build in my home game.
My character, Felix, is a 5th-level Cleric with some tanking abilities from a homebrew class. He can also grant huge amounts of temp HP to the entire party over the course of a long rest.
Here's the thing: enemies don't target him. He can take hits for allies as a reaction, but other than that he's kind of just a bag of HP in combat. He has massive defensive capabilities, but he has no way to put significant pressure on his enemies other than Spirit Guardians, and he can't really use that every fight given that he only has two spell slots.
I need to find a way to apply pressure. If you guys have any suggestions, please tell me. I hate feeling worthless in combat.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
It's a Wild West tavern thread with some supernatural elements (namely powers cos you know me lmao), so I'd be chuffed if you could check it out, and even if you don't want to play in it, I'd love it if you gave the opening post a read to see what you think or even give some feedback!
It's a Wild West tavern thread with some supernatural elements (namely powers cos you know me lmao), so I'd be chuffed if you could check it out, and even if you don't want to play in it, I'd love it if you gave the opening post a read to see what you think or even give some feedback!
Ahem…That’s a godamn Jojo reference and we known it
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Well dang. I feel like making a new thread, but I’m not sure what to make it about. I could do a bleach one, a mob psycho one, one using the world/lore I posted a few days ago or I could flesh out the idea in my head and make that a thread
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Oh, now I remember the thing I wanted to tell y'all earlier! I have a level 50 Ganondorf FP in Smash Bros that once KOed the eSports coach (aka one of the best Smash players in the school) in less than 9 SECONDS WITH TWO MOVES.
Hey Himy, I wanna hear your opinion on this. Not for any reason really, just 'cause.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Oh, now I remember the thing I wanted to tell y'all earlier! I have a level 50 Ganondorf FP in Smash Bros that once KOed the eSports coach (aka one of the best Smash players in the school) in less than 9 SECONDS WITH TWO MOVES.
Hey Himy, I wanna hear your opinion on this. Not for any reason really, just 'cause.
Well who was the esports coach playing
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
Oh, now I remember the thing I wanted to tell y'all earlier! I have a level 50 Ganondorf FP in Smash Bros that once KOed the eSports coach (aka one of the best Smash players in the school) in less than 9 SECONDS WITH TWO MOVES.
Hey Himy, I wanna hear your opinion on this. Not for any reason really, just 'cause.
Well who was the esports coach playing
My Ganondorf. It was brutal.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Oh, now I remember the thing I wanted to tell y'all earlier! I have a level 50 Ganondorf FP in Smash Bros that once KOed the eSports coach (aka one of the best Smash players in the school) in less than 9 SECONDS WITH TWO MOVES.
Hey Himy, I wanna hear your opinion on this. Not for any reason really, just 'cause.
Well who was the esports coach playing
My Ganondorf. It was brutal.
What character was the ganon playing against you dingus
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
Oh, now I remember the thing I wanted to tell y'all earlier! I have a level 50 Ganondorf FP in Smash Bros that once KOed the eSports coach (aka one of the best Smash players in the school) in less than 9 SECONDS WITH TWO MOVES.
Hey Himy, I wanna hear your opinion on this. Not for any reason really, just 'cause.
Well who was the esports coach playing
My Ganondorf. It was brutal.
What character was the ganon playing against you dingus
1.) I appreciate the clarification, but you could've refrained from callin' me a dingus (even though I kinda needed it to understand), and 2.) He was playin' Peach, who he's surprisingly good with.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I hate my life. I just remembered an absolutely amazing song, but I can’t find as one 1. I don’t know the name 2. The lyrics are in a different language
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
I hate my life. I just remembered an absolutely amazing song, but I can’t find as one 1. I don’t know the name 2. The lyrics are in a different language
I hate it when I forget the name of an amazin' song, 'cause then I don't know how to find it again. And unless you wanna sing along, don't let the lyrics bein' in a different language stop you from listenin' to the song. I only know a handful of words in Spanish, but that doesn't stop me from listenin' to Latin music.
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
I'm probably gonna change this part of my sig, but I still wanna include the *confetti blast* part of it: I've recently discovered that I'm most likely demiromantic, which puts me on the aromantic spectrum. So technically, I'm queer! Yaaaay! *confetti blast*
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
I hate my life. I just remembered an absolutely amazing song, but I can’t find as one 1. I don’t know the name 2. The lyrics are in a different language
I hate it when I forget the name of an amazin' song, 'cause then I don't know how to find it again. And unless you wanna sing along, don't let the lyrics bein' in a different language stop you from listenin' to the song. I only know a handful of words in Spanish, but that doesn't stop me from listenin' to Latin music.
Oh no that’s not the problem. The problem is that while I know the lyrics, I don’t know how they’re spelled, so I can’t put it into a lyric finder or whatever
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
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Looks like some *sshole just p*ssed of Zeus, 'cause I just heard a huge crack of lightning and we had a power flash where I'm at.
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
Welp, looks like there's a chance that I'm gonna have to go down into my storm shelter tonight. *sigh* I really don't wanna, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
Oh, now I remember the thing I wanted to tell y'all earlier! I have a level 50 Ganondorf FP in Smash Bros that once KOed my eSports coach (aka one of the best Smash players in the school) in less than 9 SECONDS WITH TWO MOVES.
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
Y'know what sounds fun? Blowin' an Aztec death whistle outside at 3 AM. Sadly, I don't own one.
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
So I've recently discovered an issue with my build in my home game.
My character, Felix, is a 5th-level Cleric with some tanking abilities from a homebrew class. He can also grant huge amounts of temp HP to the entire party over the course of a long rest.
Here's the thing: enemies don't target him. He can take hits for allies as a reaction, but other than that he's kind of just a bag of HP in combat. He has massive defensive capabilities, but he has no way to put significant pressure on his enemies other than Spirit Guardians, and he can't really use that every fight given that he only has two spell slots.
I need to find a way to apply pressure. If you guys have any suggestions, please tell me. I hate feeling worthless in combat.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Yo, what's good guys, I've made a new thread!: The Long, Roundabout Path
It's a Wild West tavern thread with some supernatural elements (namely powers cos you know me lmao), so I'd be chuffed if you could check it out, and even if you don't want to play in it, I'd love it if you gave the opening post a read to see what you think or even give some feedback!
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
already did
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
Ahem…That’s a godamn Jojo reference and we known it
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
(Read in an innocent kid voice) I don’t even know what a Jojo is sir.
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
Well dang. I feel like making a new thread, but I’m not sure what to make it about. I could do a bleach one, a mob psycho one, one using the world/lore I posted a few days ago or I could flesh out the idea in my head and make that a thread
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Hey Himy, I wanna hear your opinion on this. Not for any reason really, just 'cause.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Well who was the esports coach playing
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
My Ganondorf. It was brutal.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
What character was the ganon playing against you dingus
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
1.) I appreciate the clarification, but you could've refrained from callin' me a dingus (even though I kinda needed it to understand), and 2.) He was playin' Peach, who he's surprisingly good with.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
1. Sorry tensions are running kinda high today
2. I cook with peach trust
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
I hate my life. I just remembered an absolutely amazing song, but I can’t find as one 1. I don’t know the name 2. The lyrics are in a different language
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
I hate it when I forget the name of an amazin' song, 'cause then I don't know how to find it again. And unless you wanna sing along, don't let the lyrics bein' in a different language stop you from listenin' to the song. I only know a handful of words in Spanish, but that doesn't stop me from listenin' to Latin music.
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
I'm probably gonna change this part of my sig, but I still wanna include the *confetti blast* part of it: I've recently discovered that I'm most likely demiromantic, which puts me on the aromantic spectrum. So technically, I'm queer! Yaaaay! *confetti blast*
Any ideas?
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
Oh no that’s not the problem. The problem is that while I know the lyrics, I don’t know how they’re spelled, so I can’t put it into a lyric finder or whatever
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”