"It's classified, but less so than the stuff you've already seen so what the hell. Kv31 is a low proximity magnetic distortion system we built back in the 80s. In simpler terms it's a door that blows a hole through reality and takes us here."
"You idoits managed to open reality to the Backrooms?!?!"
"It's a government-funded project that has been going on for decades. There have been few complications besides some civilian and staff casualties early on."
"And what's your brillant plan to reverse it?"
"Why would we reverse it exactly? It's the perfect solution to overcrowding and overpopulation."
The man tries to get closer without being seen. Stealth: 11
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
"It's classified, but less so than the stuff you've already seen so what the hell. Kv31 is a low proximity magnetic distortion system we built back in the 80s. In simpler terms it's a door that blows a hole through reality and takes us here."
"You idoits managed to open reality to the Backrooms?!?!"
"It's a government-funded project that has been going on for decades. There have been few complications besides some civilian and staff casualties early on."
"And what's your brillant plan to reverse it?"
"Why would we reverse it exactly? It's the perfect solution to overcrowding and overpopulation."
The man tries to get closer without being seen. Stealth: 21
The agents are too busy arguing to notice.
"Have you seen this place? It's hell dialed up to ten! Thousands of innocents trapped in an endless world of horror and death!"
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I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
"It's classified, but less so than the stuff you've already seen so what the hell. Kv31 is a low proximity magnetic distortion system we built back in the 80s. In simpler terms it's a door that blows a hole through reality and takes us here."
"You idoits managed to open reality to the Backrooms?!?!"
"It's a government-funded project that has been going on for decades. There have been few complications besides some civilian and staff casualties early on."
"And what's your brillant plan to reverse it?"
"Why would we reverse it exactly? It's the perfect solution to overcrowding and overpopulation."
The man tries to get closer without being seen. Stealth: 21
The agents are too busy arguing to notice.
"Have you seen this place? It's hell dialed up to ten! Thousands of innocents trapped in an endless world of horror and death!"
"Well that can't be because of us, we long ago fixed the missing person issue. If people are ending up here than it's someone else's doing."
"It's classified, but less so than the stuff you've already seen so what the hell. Kv31 is a low proximity magnetic distortion system we built back in the 80s. In simpler terms it's a door that blows a hole through reality and takes us here."
"You idoits managed to open reality to the Backrooms?!?!"
"It's a government-funded project that has been going on for decades. There have been few complications besides some civilian and staff casualties early on."
"And what's your brillant plan to reverse it?"
"Why would we reverse it exactly? It's the perfect solution to overcrowding and overpopulation."
The man tries to get closer without being seen. Stealth: 21
The agents are too busy arguing to notice.
"Have you seen this place? It's hell dialed up to ten! Thousands of innocents trapped in an endless world of horror and death!"
"Well that can't be because of us, we long ago fixed the missing person issue. If people are ending up here than it's someone else's doing."
"Oh yeah? Who's? And what about the entities, how does that fit in with your image of perfection?"
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I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
"It's classified, but less so than the stuff you've already seen so what the hell. Kv31 is a low proximity magnetic distortion system we built back in the 80s. In simpler terms it's a door that blows a hole through reality and takes us here."
"You idoits managed to open reality to the Backrooms?!?!"
"It's a government-funded project that has been going on for decades. There have been few complications besides some civilian and staff casualties early on."
"And what's your brillant plan to reverse it?"
"Why would we reverse it exactly? It's the perfect solution to overcrowding and overpopulation."
The man tries to get closer without being seen. Stealth: 21
The agents are too busy arguing to notice.
"Have you seen this place? It's hell dialed up to ten! Thousands of innocents trapped in an endless world of horror and death!"
"Well that can't be because of us, we long ago fixed the missing person issue. If people are ending up here than it's someone else's doing."
"Oh yeah? Who's? And what about the entities, how does that fit in with your image of perfection?"
"The populated areas are simply walled off and nothing gets through."
"You can't stop them. You can't stop the Backrooms. Don't be fooled into thinking you can control this. It's been attempted before."
"Really? Cause it's worked fine the past 40 years. Maybe you're simply not vigilant enough, like how you haven't noticed that man hiding around the corner for the past five minutes."
"You can't stop them. You can't stop the Backrooms. Don't be fooled into thinking you can control this. It's been attempted before."
"Really? Cause it's worked fine the past 40 years. Maybe you're simply not vigilant enough, like how you haven't noticed that man hiding around the corner for the past five minutes."
A few agents whirl around, weapons raised. "Hey! Who's the hell is this!?! You got ID?"
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I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
The man tries to get closer without being seen. Stealth: 11
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
The agents are too busy arguing to notice.
"Have you seen this place? It's hell dialed up to ten! Thousands of innocents trapped in an endless world of horror and death!"
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
"Well that can't be because of us, we long ago fixed the missing person issue. If people are ending up here than it's someone else's doing."
"Oh yeah? Who's? And what about the entities, how does that fit in with your image of perfection?"
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
"The populated areas are simply walled off and nothing gets through."
*cut*
"You can't stop them. You can't stop the Backrooms. Don't be fooled into thinking you can control this. It's been attempted before."
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
"Really? Cause it's worked fine the past 40 years. Maybe you're simply not vigilant enough, like how you haven't noticed that man hiding around the corner for the past five minutes."
A few agents whirl around, weapons raised. "Hey! Who's the hell is this!?! You got ID?"
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
Fennec is still scurrying around. He probably stole a gun and is laughing like a mfing gremlin
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*is anybody else feelings kinda tired or smth?*
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
*always.*
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*glad you get it*
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
*i use it to make everyone else tired of my bs lmao*
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
M.E.G
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
HeLlo=)ThIs LoOkS lIkE FuN
*Hmmmm, I don't trust you....*
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
Fennec scurries in front of a M.E.G. employee, steals a pain juice, and scurries away
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*understandably so*
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"What was that?"
"What???"
"You didn't see anything?"
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
*i have based Fennec off a loot bug mentally, but physically looks human*
there’s a high pitched “Yippee!” Coming from the direction Fennec scurried off to
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger