*the eleven layers of hell: avernus, Dis, Minauros, Phlegethos, Stygia, Malbolge, Maladomini, Cania, Nessus, Abaddon’s court, and Umbridge’s office*
(My god, that's too f*ckin' funny. Although it is true, Umbrigde was sent straight from the lowest level of Hell there is.)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*the eleven layers of hell: avernus, Dis, Minauros, Phlegethos, Stygia, Malbolge, Maladomini, Cania, Nessus, Abaddon’s court, and Umbridge’s office*
(My god, that's too f*ckin' funny. Although it is true, Umbrigde was sent straight from the lowest level of Hell there is.)
*there once was a witch named Dolores, who sadly didn’t die in the forest. She somehow survived, left a random deprived, but now finally she’s got rigor mortis*
*Abaddon is black hole evil. No, they’re torturing millions for all of eternity evil. No, they’re ice cream truck with ten dollar ice cream evil. No… they’re raising a child and then on their 18th birthday charging them for every single thing you’ve ever bought for them, fed them, or done for them evil. No… they’re live, laugh, love sign on their front door evil*
*Abaddon is black hole evil. No, they’re torturing millions for all of eternity evil. No, they’re ice cream truck with ten dollar ice cream evil. No… they’re raising a child and then on their 18th birthday charging them for every single thing you’ve ever bought for them, fed them, or done for them evil. No… they’re live, laugh, love sign on their front door evil*
(Oh, great heavens! (If you've heard the meme before, you know exactly how that sounds.))
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Coronet continues to fly from the shadowy clouds covering Carceri. She sees that there is nothing left here to destroy. She looks at Ragnaris. “Alright big guy. What can you do now that their are no more people to slaughter here. What will your rage-idled mind conjure as your next step…” she whispers to herself.
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Arriving in a portal right next to Abaddon is the Jailor, a black cloaked figure with skin, charcoal black, decorated with swirling, glowing tattoos of the stars, and with great ram’s horns inscribed with similar glowing runes curling around her head, and with a tail swishing behind her. Her hair is white and sparkles in the nonexistent light and it moves as if underwater. Following behind her are two large pit fiends, carrying some sort of magical device, like a glowing orb of energy contained within interlocking rings of stone, carved runes decorating its surface.
”you called?” The Jailor asks Abaddon, who sighs and nods.
Coronet continues to fly from the shadowy clouds covering Carceri. She sees that there is nothing left here to destroy. She looks at Ragnaris. “Alright big guy. What can you do now that their are no more people to slaughter here. What will your rage-idled mind conjure as your next step…” she whispers to herself.
Ragnaris, sensing that there's finally nothing left to destroy, descends to the ground and begins to breathe massive columns of flame reaching hundreds of feet into the sky. He then opens another portal. This one leads to... Abaddon's courthouse.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Coronet continues to fly from the shadowy clouds covering Carceri. She sees that there is nothing left here to destroy. She looks at Ragnaris. “Alright big guy. What can you do now that their are no more people to slaughter here. What will your rage-idled mind conjure as your next step…” she whispers to herself.
Ragnaris, sensing that there's finally nothing left to destroy, descends to the ground and begins to breathe massive columns of flame reaching hundreds of feet into the sky. He then opens another portal. This one leads to... Abaddon's courthouse.
Coronet continues to fly from the shadowy clouds covering Carceri. She sees that there is nothing left here to destroy. She looks at Ragnaris. “Alright big guy. What can you do now that their are no more people to slaughter here. What will your rage-idled mind conjure as your next step…” she whispers to herself.
Ragnaris, sensing that there's finally nothing left to destroy, descends to the ground and begins to breathe massive columns of flame reaching hundreds of feet into the sky. He then opens another portal. This one leads to... Abaddon's courthouse.
Abaddon looks up and scowls.
“Stop… STOP THIS INSTANT!”
He begins to walk through the portal.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Coronet continues to fly from the shadowy clouds covering Carceri. She sees that there is nothing left here to destroy. She looks at Ragnaris. “Alright big guy. What can you do now that their are no more people to slaughter here. What will your rage-idled mind conjure as your next step…” she whispers to herself.
Ragnaris, sensing that there's finally nothing left to destroy, descends to the ground and begins to breathe massive columns of flame reaching hundreds of feet into the sky. He then opens another portal. This one leads to... Abaddon's courthouse.
Suddenly a portal opens up underneath Ragnaris where he is trying to make his own portal. Coronet is hoping he is so focused on getting to his next destination that he will just dive headfirst into it without thinking.
Coronet continues to fly from the shadowy clouds covering Carceri. She sees that there is nothing left here to destroy. She looks at Ragnaris. “Alright big guy. What can you do now that their are no more people to slaughter here. What will your rage-idled mind conjure as your next step…” she whispers to herself.
Ragnaris, sensing that there's finally nothing left to destroy, descends to the ground and begins to breathe massive columns of flame reaching hundreds of feet into the sky. He then opens another portal. This one leads to... Abaddon's courthouse.
Abaddon looks up and scowls.
“Stop… STOP THIS INSTANT!”
He begins to walk through the portal.
He casts a dispel magic on the portal, ninth level. Hopefully before he can go more than halfway through, which would shunt him to the Carceri side.
Coronet continues to fly from the shadowy clouds covering Carceri. She sees that there is nothing left here to destroy. She looks at Ragnaris. “Alright big guy. What can you do now that their are no more people to slaughter here. What will your rage-idled mind conjure as your next step…” she whispers to herself.
Ragnaris, sensing that there's finally nothing left to destroy, descends to the ground and begins to breathe massive columns of flame reaching hundreds of feet into the sky. He then opens another portal. This one leads to... Abaddon's courthouse.
Suddenly a portal opens up underneath Ragnaris where he is trying to make his own portal. Coronet is hoping he is so focused on getting to his next destination that he will just dive headfirst into it without thinking.
Ragnaris senses that the portal under him isn't the portal he made. He turns his head to Coronet, snarls, then makes another portal, which he quickly enters before he can be interfered with.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Coronet continues to fly from the shadowy clouds covering Carceri. She sees that there is nothing left here to destroy. She looks at Ragnaris. “Alright big guy. What can you do now that their are no more people to slaughter here. What will your rage-idled mind conjure as your next step…” she whispers to herself.
Ragnaris, sensing that there's finally nothing left to destroy, descends to the ground and begins to breathe massive columns of flame reaching hundreds of feet into the sky. He then opens another portal. This one leads to... Abaddon's courthouse.
Abaddon looks up and scowls.
“Stop… STOP THIS INSTANT!”
He begins to walk through the portal.
He casts a dispel magic on the portal, ninth level. Hopefully before he can go more than halfway through, which would shunt him to the Carceri side.
By the time Abaddon casts dispel magic, only the tip of Ragnaris's tail is still left on the Carceri side.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Coronet continues to fly from the shadowy clouds covering Carceri. She sees that there is nothing left here to destroy. She looks at Ragnaris. “Alright big guy. What can you do now that their are no more people to slaughter here. What will your rage-idled mind conjure as your next step…” she whispers to herself.
Ragnaris, sensing that there's finally nothing left to destroy, descends to the ground and begins to breathe massive columns of flame reaching hundreds of feet into the sky. He then opens another portal. This one leads to... Abaddon's courthouse.
Abaddon looks up and scowls.
“Stop… STOP THIS INSTANT!”
He begins to walk through the portal.
He casts a dispel magic on the portal, ninth level. Hopefully before he can go more than halfway through, which would shunt him to the Carceri side.
By the time Abaddon casts dispel magic, only the tip of Ragnaris's tail is still left on the Carceri side.
He growls, and casts gate directly to his courthouse as well, which he, Astaroth, the Jailor, and the two pit fiends she brought along follow through.
Coronet continues to fly from the shadowy clouds covering Carceri. She sees that there is nothing left here to destroy. She looks at Ragnaris. “Alright big guy. What can you do now that their are no more people to slaughter here. What will your rage-idled mind conjure as your next step…” she whispers to herself.
Ragnaris, sensing that there's finally nothing left to destroy, descends to the ground and begins to breathe massive columns of flame reaching hundreds of feet into the sky. He then opens another portal. This one leads to... Abaddon's courthouse.
Abaddon looks up and scowls.
“Stop… STOP THIS INSTANT!”
He begins to walk through the portal.
He casts a dispel magic on the portal, ninth level. Hopefully before he can go more than halfway through, which would shunt him to the Carceri side.
By the time Abaddon casts dispel magic, only the tip of Ragnaris's tail is still left on the Carceri side.
He growls, and casts gate directly to his courthouse as well, which he, Astaroth, the Jailor, and the two pit fiends she brought along follow through.
By the time he arrives, he can see that at least a good part of the arena is destroyed, as well as some of Abaddon's office.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Coronet continues to fly from the shadowy clouds covering Carceri. She sees that there is nothing left here to destroy. She looks at Ragnaris. “Alright big guy. What can you do now that their are no more people to slaughter here. What will your rage-idled mind conjure as your next step…” she whispers to herself.
Ragnaris, sensing that there's finally nothing left to destroy, descends to the ground and begins to breathe massive columns of flame reaching hundreds of feet into the sky. He then opens another portal. This one leads to... Abaddon's courthouse.
Suddenly a portal opens up underneath Ragnaris where he is trying to make his own portal. Coronet is hoping he is so focused on getting to his next destination that he will just dive headfirst into it without thinking.
Ragnaris senses that the portal under him isn't the portal he made. He turns his head to Coronet, snarls, then makes another portal, which he quickly enters before he can be interfered with.
“Well good to see you have some of your brains intact” She says with a tease before portaling after him.
Coronet continues to fly from the shadowy clouds covering Carceri. She sees that there is nothing left here to destroy. She looks at Ragnaris. “Alright big guy. What can you do now that their are no more people to slaughter here. What will your rage-idled mind conjure as your next step…” she whispers to herself.
Ragnaris, sensing that there's finally nothing left to destroy, descends to the ground and begins to breathe massive columns of flame reaching hundreds of feet into the sky. He then opens another portal. This one leads to... Abaddon's courthouse.
Abaddon looks up and scowls.
“Stop… STOP THIS INSTANT!”
He begins to walk through the portal.
He casts a dispel magic on the portal, ninth level. Hopefully before he can go more than halfway through, which would shunt him to the Carceri side.
By the time Abaddon casts dispel magic, only the tip of Ragnaris's tail is still left on the Carceri side.
He growls, and casts gate directly to his courthouse as well, which he, Astaroth, the Jailor, and the two pit fiends she brought along follow through.
By the time he arrives, he can see that at least a good part of the arena is destroyed, as well as some of Abaddon's office.
“ABSOLUTELY NOT.” he screams at the top of his lungs, as the Jailor casts a hold monster on Ragnaris, wisdom save, DC 28.
Coronet continues to fly from the shadowy clouds covering Carceri. She sees that there is nothing left here to destroy. She looks at Ragnaris. “Alright big guy. What can you do now that their are no more people to slaughter here. What will your rage-idled mind conjure as your next step…” she whispers to herself.
Ragnaris, sensing that there's finally nothing left to destroy, descends to the ground and begins to breathe massive columns of flame reaching hundreds of feet into the sky. He then opens another portal. This one leads to... Abaddon's courthouse.
Abaddon looks up and scowls.
“Stop… STOP THIS INSTANT!”
He begins to walk through the portal.
He casts a dispel magic on the portal, ninth level. Hopefully before he can go more than halfway through, which would shunt him to the Carceri side.
By the time Abaddon casts dispel magic, only the tip of Ragnaris's tail is still left on the Carceri side.
He growls, and casts gate directly to his courthouse as well, which he, Astaroth, the Jailor, and the two pit fiends she brought along follow through.
By the time he arrives, he can see that at least a good part of the arena is destroyed, as well as some of Abaddon's office.
“ABSOLUTELY NOT.” he screams at the top of his lungs, as the Jailor casts a hold monster on Ragnaris, wisdom save, DC 28.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Coronet continues to fly from the shadowy clouds covering Carceri. She sees that there is nothing left here to destroy. She looks at Ragnaris. “Alright big guy. What can you do now that their are no more people to slaughter here. What will your rage-idled mind conjure as your next step…” she whispers to herself.
Ragnaris, sensing that there's finally nothing left to destroy, descends to the ground and begins to breathe massive columns of flame reaching hundreds of feet into the sky. He then opens another portal. This one leads to... Abaddon's courthouse.
Abaddon looks up and scowls.
“Stop… STOP THIS INSTANT!”
He begins to walk through the portal.
He casts a dispel magic on the portal, ninth level. Hopefully before he can go more than halfway through, which would shunt him to the Carceri side.
By the time Abaddon casts dispel magic, only the tip of Ragnaris's tail is still left on the Carceri side.
He growls, and casts gate directly to his courthouse as well, which he, Astaroth, the Jailor, and the two pit fiends she brought along follow through.
By the time he arrives, he can see that at least a good part of the arena is destroyed, as well as some of Abaddon's office.
“ABSOLUTELY NOT.” he screams at the top of his lungs, as the Jailor casts a hold monster on Ragnaris, wisdom save, DC 28.
*this is something for the Harry Potter fans*
*the eleven layers of hell: avernus, Dis, Minauros, Phlegethos, Stygia, Malbolge, Maladomini, Cania, Nessus, Abaddon’s court, and Umbridge’s office*
(My god, that's too f*ckin' funny. Although it is true, Umbrigde was sent straight from the lowest level of Hell there is.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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*there once was a witch named Dolores, who sadly didn’t die in the forest. She somehow survived, left a random deprived, but now finally she’s got rigor mortis*
*Abaddon is black hole evil. No, they’re torturing millions for all of eternity evil. No, they’re ice cream truck with ten dollar ice cream evil. No… they’re raising a child and then on their 18th birthday charging them for every single thing you’ve ever bought for them, fed them, or done for them evil. No… they’re live, laugh, love sign on their front door evil*
(Oh, great heavens! (If you've heard the meme before, you know exactly how that sounds.))
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Coronet continues to fly from the shadowy clouds covering Carceri. She sees that there is nothing left here to destroy. She looks at Ragnaris. “Alright big guy. What can you do now that their are no more people to slaughter here. What will your rage-idled mind conjure as your next step…” she whispers to herself.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
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RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
Arriving in a portal right next to Abaddon is the Jailor, a black cloaked figure with skin, charcoal black, decorated with swirling, glowing tattoos of the stars, and with great ram’s horns inscribed with similar glowing runes curling around her head, and with a tail swishing behind her. Her hair is white and sparkles in the nonexistent light and it moves as if underwater. Following behind her are two large pit fiends, carrying some sort of magical device, like a glowing orb of energy contained within interlocking rings of stone, carved runes decorating its surface.
”you called?” The Jailor asks Abaddon, who sighs and nods.
Ragnaris, sensing that there's finally nothing left to destroy, descends to the ground and begins to breathe massive columns of flame reaching hundreds of feet into the sky. He then opens another portal. This one leads to... Abaddon's courthouse.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Abaddon looks up and scowls.
“Stop… STOP THIS INSTANT!”
He begins to walk through the portal.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Suddenly a portal opens up underneath Ragnaris where he is trying to make his own portal. Coronet is hoping he is so focused on getting to his next destination that he will just dive headfirst into it without thinking.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
He casts a dispel magic on the portal, ninth level. Hopefully before he can go more than halfway through, which would shunt him to the Carceri side.
Ragnaris senses that the portal under him isn't the portal he made. He turns his head to Coronet, snarls, then makes another portal, which he quickly enters before he can be interfered with.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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By the time Abaddon casts dispel magic, only the tip of Ragnaris's tail is still left on the Carceri side.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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He growls, and casts gate directly to his courthouse as well, which he, Astaroth, the Jailor, and the two pit fiends she brought along follow through.
By the time he arrives, he can see that at least a good part of the arena is destroyed, as well as some of Abaddon's office.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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“Well good to see you have some of your brains intact” She says with a tease before portaling after him.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
“ABSOLUTELY NOT.” he screams at the top of his lungs, as the Jailor casts a hold monster on Ragnaris, wisdom save, DC 28.
He counterspells the hold monster. He turns to them, and growls.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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The Jailor, frustrated, counterspells the counterspell.
”I was on my break! Why won’t you just give up! I was in the middle of my coffee and now it’ll be cold because of you!” Yells the Jailor.