“I’m not lying… and how would I know who’s a criminal or not?”
”i was just… startled.”
"Who here has fought anyone, or attacked anyone who didn't want to? Or anyone who has killed anyone?"
"How about we test that theory, or are you scared?"
“Oh, alright!” They jump up and start pointing at many people in the distance, basically everyone and everything in view. Don can see Alacreus running across the dome at unreasonable speeds, who Lonely doesn’t point at.
“I’m not lying… and how would I know who’s a criminal or not?”
”i was just… startled.”
"Who here has fought anyone, or attacked anyone who didn't want to? Or anyone who has killed anyone?"
"How about we test that theory, or are you scared?"
“Oh, alright!” They jump up and start pointing at many people in the distance, basically everyone and everything in view. Don can see Alacreus running across the dome at unreasonable speeds, who Lonely doesn’t point at.
”no… it’d be a waste of time.”
"Hmm. Interesting. Well how many here do you like?" He grabs his blade and shadowy energy begins to spin around him.
"We have time to spare, speaking of which, why weren't you at the barbecue? Fear perhaps?"
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
“I’m not lying… and how would I know who’s a criminal or not?”
”i was just… startled.”
"Who here has fought anyone, or attacked anyone who didn't want to? Or anyone who has killed anyone?"
"How about we test that theory, or are you scared?"
“Oh, alright!” They jump up and start pointing at many people in the distance, basically everyone and everything in view. Don can see Alacreus running across the dome at unreasonable speeds, who Lonely doesn’t point at.
”no… it’d be a waste of time.”
"Hmm. Interesting. Well how many here do you like?" He grabs his blade and shadowy energy begins to spin around him.
"We have time to spare, speaking of which, why weren't you at the barbecue? Fear perhaps?"
“Uh, a few of them.. but most of them are mean.” They point to their friends, being Jason, and then the doom duck. “I like ducks.”
“Because you threatened me, Pardner.“ he holsters his revolver and takes a few steps back.
“I’m not lying… and how would I know who’s a criminal or not?”
”i was just… startled.”
"Who here has fought anyone, or attacked anyone who didn't want to? Or anyone who has killed anyone?"
"How about we test that theory, or are you scared?"
“Oh, alright!” They jump up and start pointing at many people in the distance, basically everyone and everything in view. Don can see Alacreus running across the dome at unreasonable speeds, who Lonely doesn’t point at.
”no… it’d be a waste of time.”
"Hmm. Interesting. Well how many here do you like?" He grabs his blade and shadowy energy begins to spin around him.
"We have time to spare, speaking of which, why weren't you at the barbecue? Fear perhaps?"
“Uh, a few of them.. but most of them are mean.” They point to their friends, being Jason, and then the doom duck. “I like ducks.”
“Because you threatened me, Pardner.“ he holsters his revolver and takes a few steps back.
"Good to know, I'll leave them out of the massacre. I might bring you a duck too." He unsheathes the blade.
"If I remember you shot me several times, mate." His cloak appears on him "Also I threaten a lot of people, but they still come to my barbecues, because no one fights at a barbecue."
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
“I’m not lying… and how would I know who’s a criminal or not?”
”i was just… startled.”
"Who here has fought anyone, or attacked anyone who didn't want to? Or anyone who has killed anyone?"
"How about we test that theory, or are you scared?"
“Oh, alright!” They jump up and start pointing at many people in the distance, basically everyone and everything in view. Don can see Alacreus running across the dome at unreasonable speeds, who Lonely doesn’t point at.
”no… it’d be a waste of time.”
"Hmm. Interesting. Well how many here do you like?" He grabs his blade and shadowy energy begins to spin around him.
"We have time to spare, speaking of which, why weren't you at the barbecue? Fear perhaps?"
“Uh, a few of them.. but most of them are mean.” They point to their friends, being Jason, and then the doom duck. “I like ducks.”
“Because you threatened me, Pardner.“ he holsters his revolver and takes a few steps back.
"Good to know, I'll leave them out of the massacre. I might bring you a duck too." He unsheathes the blade.
"If I remember you shot me several times, mate." His cloak appears on him "Also I threaten a lot of people, but they still come to my barbecues, because no one fights at a barbecue."
“Oh, wait, you’re gonna kill them?…”
”no harm, no foul! You aren’t dead right now, are ya?”
”no harm, no foul! You aren’t dead right now, are ya?”
"I'm not going to kill them exactly."
"Oh then because you aren't dead you don't hold anything against me? That's stupid logic."
“What do you mean?…”
”shut up! What do you want from me?” An Angel, having just seen their friend die, prepares to shoot an arrow at him from a few hundred feet away, and Varavothim shoots at the Angel four times, twice in the heart and twice In the head, killing them instantly.
”no harm, no foul! You aren’t dead right now, are ya?”
"I'm not going to kill them exactly."
"Oh then because you aren't dead you don't hold anything against me? That's stupid logic."
“What do you mean?…”
”shut up! What do you want from me?” An Angel, having just seen their friend die, prepares to shoot an arrow at him from a few hundred feet away, and Varavothim shoots at the Angel four times, twice in the heart and twice In the head, killing them instantly.
"Actually I am not going to kill them. I'm not the executioner."
"Mainly just for you and I to be on better terms." He chants some dark words and absorbs the life force of the two angels "Also for you to come to my barbecues. I just wanted to make sure Lonely was safe."
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
”no harm, no foul! You aren’t dead right now, are ya?”
"I'm not going to kill them exactly."
"Oh then because you aren't dead you don't hold anything against me? That's stupid logic."
“What do you mean?…”
”shut up! What do you want from me?” An Angel, having just seen their friend die, prepares to shoot an arrow at him from a few hundred feet away, and Varavothim shoots at the Angel four times, twice in the heart and twice In the head, killing them instantly.
"Actually I am not going to kill them. I'm not the executioner."
"Mainly just for you and I to be on better terms." He chants some dark words and absorbs the life force of the two angels "Also for you to come to my barbecues. I just wanted to make sure Lonely was safe."
“So… you’re bringing them to die?… why? What did they do to you?”
”that kid I was hired to kill? If you’re angry about it, talk with my employer! I can tell you where he is.”
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*I am a person in a world of people, How art thou?*
*i am wonderful!*
Lonely is doing cartwheels.
Alacreus is breaking the sound barrier, slowing down, then breaking it again on repeat.
Varavothim is shooting an Angel out of the sky.
Johnny teatime is having a tea party,
Donquixote is walking around the dome, looking for anything worth seeing. He eventually approaches the child, seeming confused.
Suddenly Jason is standing behind him, and he takes a seat on a suddenly appearing chair.
Lonely sees Don mid cartwheel and shouts, “OHHIHELLOWHOAREYOU?” Distracted, they fall over with an, “oof-“
they spin around, pointing his revolver at Jason. “What do you want?”
He squats down at the kid “Talk slower, I’m Don, nice to meet ya. Why are you here?” He lights a smoke and breaths in deep.
He smiles at the revolver “I’m sorry but do you really want to shoot me mate?”
They sit up. “My Siblings sent me here and told me to stay here for a while… you?”
”I’m sorry, but suddenly appearing behind people is a bit alarmin’, Pardner.”
He puffs out smoke, away from the kid “Well that’s depressing to say the least. I’m what most call a law man.”
“Well if you didn’t have a shadow that wouldn’t be an issue. I can see you’ve overcome your fear of me. That’s good.”
“How’s it depressing! I don’t think it’s depressing. Not at all!” They chuckle nervously.
”I wasn’t afraid of you… just aware.”
“Whatever you say kid, it’s just not good to lie to yourself. Now I am here to get criminals, have you seen any?”
“You were terrified, if I were to touch you, you would jump away, afraid.”
“I’m not lying… and how would I know who’s a criminal or not?”
”i was just… startled.”
"Who here has fought anyone, or attacked anyone who didn't want to? Or anyone who has killed anyone?"
"How about we test that theory, or are you scared?"
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
“Oh, alright!” They jump up and start pointing at many people in the distance, basically everyone and everything in view. Don can see Alacreus running across the dome at unreasonable speeds, who Lonely doesn’t point at.
”no… it’d be a waste of time.”
"Hmm. Interesting. Well how many here do you like?" He grabs his blade and shadowy energy begins to spin around him.
"We have time to spare, speaking of which, why weren't you at the barbecue? Fear perhaps?"
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
“Uh, a few of them.. but most of them are mean.” They point to their friends, being Jason, and then the doom duck. “I like ducks.”
“Because you threatened me, Pardner.“ he holsters his revolver and takes a few steps back.
"Good to know, I'll leave them out of the massacre. I might bring you a duck too." He unsheathes the blade.
"If I remember you shot me several times, mate." His cloak appears on him "Also I threaten a lot of people, but they still come to my barbecues, because no one fights at a barbecue."
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
“Oh, wait, you’re gonna kill them?…”
”no harm, no foul! You aren’t dead right now, are ya?”
"I'm not going to kill them exactly."
"Oh then because you aren't dead you don't hold anything against me? That's stupid logic."
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
“What do you mean?…”
”shut up! What do you want from me?” An Angel, having just seen their friend die, prepares to shoot an arrow at him from a few hundred feet away, and Varavothim shoots at the Angel four times, twice in the heart and twice In the head, killing them instantly.
"Actually I am not going to kill them. I'm not the executioner."
"Mainly just for you and I to be on better terms." He chants some dark words and absorbs the life force of the two angels "Also for you to come to my barbecues. I just wanted to make sure Lonely was safe."
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
“So… you’re bringing them to die?… why? What did they do to you?”
”that kid I was hired to kill? If you’re angry about it, talk with my employer! I can tell you where he is.”