She seems suddenly panicked. "Oh, no! I-I'm not here to fight! I'm just a Gourmet Spirit!" She looks around as the flames on her body burn out, revealing thin golden fur and red clothes stained with grease. "Wow, what the heck happened here?"
He drops the axe with a sigh, happy he doesn't have to "Demon invasion, last time I gave them the benefit of the doubt and held back. Wasn't going to do that a second time." He smiles at them, his massive fangs sharp "But I'm happy to hear that you don't want to fight."
Her eyes widen. "Wow, uh... seems pretty bad. I was going to set off some fireworks, but if there are demons nearby I might draw them near. So, um, I'm Abhurai, and I haven't been able to manifest for like, 300 years or something. But people have been cooking lately, and someone even set up some shrines for me, so I had enough energy for once." She looks down at her outfit. "You know, if I knew I was coming into a battleground, I would have dressed in something more modern. Less restrictive, you know. I may be fireproof, but I'm not really sword- and claw-proof."
"Oh you're a cook? Would you be willing to help an aspiring father feed everyone in this dome? It seems I've run out of tarrasque meat and everyone still needs to eat." He says picking up the bowl to continue boiling the water "If you make fireworks that would be nice too. Oh I haven't introduced myself, I am Ragnerious, dragon hybrid."
"Nice to, uh, meet you Ragnerious. D-did you say tarrasque? Like, the things that gods send to destroy civilizations? I don't think I can hunt those on my own..." She nervously roots around in her pockets and pulls out a little fabric talisman with the word Amedama on it in gold. She offers it to him. "This should help. It holds one of my blessings. I don't know how big a difference it'll make for you, but you have been eating well, staying clean, and caring for family, so I think you deserve it."
(While wearing it, add a d6 to all attack rolls, saving throws, and ability checks. If the roll is related to cooking food, it becomes a d12.)
He takes the talisman and puts it on his belt "I don't need another tarrasque, I would be able to do that myself, it would simply take far too much time." He realizes he's looking down on her and sits down, allowing them to look each other in the eyes with little difficulty.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Nice to, uh, meet you Ragnerious. D-did you say tarrasque? Like, the things that gods send to destroy civilizations? I don't think I can hunt those on my own..." She nervously roots around in her pockets and pulls out a little fabric talisman with the word Amedama on it in gold. She offers it to him. "This should help. It holds one of my blessings. I don't know how big a difference it'll make for you, but you have been eating well, staying clean, and caring for family, so I think you deserve it."
(While wearing it, add a d6 to all attack rolls, saving throws, and ability checks. If the roll is related to cooking food, it becomes a d12.)
He takes the talisman and puts it on his belt "I don't need another tarrasque, I would be able to do that myself, it would simply take far too much time." He realizes he's looking down on her and sits down, allowing them to look each other in the eyes with little difficulty.
She clearly appreciates the gesture. "Well, I'd be happy to help you cook! My main power is to create a special oil that is superb for frying things and changes flavor to complement whatever you cook in it. It also burns really well. Too well. See, the flames don't hurt, but they try and transmute things into food. I accidentally burned a red dragon's claw with it once, and he was not happy, let me tell you..." She fidgets a bit, chuckling.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Nice to, uh, meet you Ragnerious. D-did you say tarrasque? Like, the things that gods send to destroy civilizations? I don't think I can hunt those on my own..." She nervously roots around in her pockets and pulls out a little fabric talisman with the word Amedama on it in gold. She offers it to him. "This should help. It holds one of my blessings. I don't know how big a difference it'll make for you, but you have been eating well, staying clean, and caring for family, so I think you deserve it."
(While wearing it, add a d6 to all attack rolls, saving throws, and ability checks. If the roll is related to cooking food, it becomes a d12.)
He takes the talisman and puts it on his belt "I don't need another tarrasque, I would be able to do that myself, it would simply take far too much time." He realizes he's looking down on her and sits down, allowing them to look each other in the eyes with little difficulty.
She clearly appreciates the gesture. "Well, I'd be happy to help you cook! My main power is to create a special oil that is superb for frying things and changes flavor to complement whatever you cook in it. It also burns really well. Too well. See, the flames don't hurt, but they try and transmute things into food. I accidentally burned a red dragon's claw with it once, and he was not happy, let me tell you..." She fidgets a bit, chuckling.
He laughs before handing her the bowl "Let's get to cooking then." She would notice he is still bleeding buckets worth of blood from several cut wounds, although he doesn't seem bothered by them at all "Can you believe my grandfather is a red dragon?" He says trying to make small talk while they begin to work.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Ragnerious is sitting crosslegged and eating a sandwich proportional to his size, his axe next to him.
*As in the god axe or the homebrew one elk made*
Kenpachi aproaches, his sword at his side. Rag can feel the murderous intent coming off him in waves
*Elk isn't finished so god axe, but I don't use all the features, dont worry.*
Rag looks over his massive sandwich down to Kenpachi. His scales begin to glow, a monstrous heat pouring off of him (Passive 10 damage a round).
He smiles madly "I'm assuming you are the one they call Ragnerious. I have heard tales of your strength. OUR BATTLE SHALL BE LEGENDARY!"
He puts the sandwich down and picks up his own axe "I have seen you around the dome and seen your strength from a distance. If you seek to battle then strike, and don't miss." He chooses to go last.
"Let us test the waters first" He grabs his sword with both hands, striking 4 times
Rag doesn't dodge, he doesn't block, he just stands there and watches as the hits land, and does nothing, not breaking the skin. Rag doesn't strike back "Does that test well enough for you?" *He's got an AC of 45.*
"Hmmmm." He holds is sword straight up, before saying a single word "Drink" His blade then transforms into a war cleaver/great axe hybrid with a long, cloth-wrapped handle. The top of the blade has a brass cover with a green tassel attached to the backside "This should be enough. There's nothing I can't cut with this" He strikes again, the force much greater Attack: 42 Damage: 44 Attack: 55 Damage: 82 Attack: 43 Damage: 42 Attack: 42 Damage: 38
Only one cut hits through his monstrously thick flesh. Rag feels the force of the swing before it hits, raising his arm with lightning speed to prevent it from being cut off and instead letting it dig into his side. He begins to bleed buckets worth of blood from the wound. First surprise cross his face, and then a smile. He flex, the cleaver shooting back out as his muscles grow denser. He swings the axe blade four times, the force almost of heavy as Kenpachi's.
To hit:46373637 Damage:29+22+1131+14+1331+24+1227+15+17
Kenpachi notices the danger of each blow and releases a burst of Reiatsu, attempting to divert the blows *Think of it like a guilty gear burst* Reiatsu Burst: 36 he then unleashes a flurry of blows
All strikes hit, and hit him hard, causing him to bleed more although the blood dries from the heat before it hits the ground. Rag grabs Kenpachi's head and breathes deep, pulling his close before blowing flames (Dex save DC 29), then pushing back and swinging three times *Remember the passive damage*. Fire damage:83 To hit:494240 Damage:28+17+1635+22+1035+12+15
*Jsyk, one of Kenpachi’s abilities is to make con saves in place of dex saves, taking half damage on a failure and none on a success* Con: 35 All hit, as Kenpachi two-hands his blade, adding extra Reiatsu for more power Attack: 49 Damage: 56 + 11 Attack: 54 Damage: 49 + 21 Attack: 39 Damage: 55 + 14 Attack: 48 Damage: 45 + 18
Three attacks make it through. By this point Rag is enjoying himself as much as Kenpachi. He tries to grab Kenpachi's cleaver by the blade with one hand, using his absolutely herculian strength to pry it out of his hands "ENOUGH OF THIS! NO MORE WEAPONS, JUST HANDS!" and with his other hand grabs Kenpachi, headbutting him three times Grapple check:39 To hit:493643 Damage:23+14+17 23+19+12 23+8+16
“ATTEMPT TO TAKE AWAY A SHINIGAMI’S ZANPAKUTŌ? SACRILEGE!” Resist: 50 regardless of the outcome, Kenpachi takes off his eyepatch, as his Reiatsu begins to surge. As long as you are within 30 feet of Kenpachi, you take a passive 20 force damage. All non-melee weapon attacks against him have disadvantage, and he makes saved to resist ranged effects (such as spells that require a saving throw, a breath weapon, or the ranged effect of a magic weapon) with advantage
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
She clearly appreciates the gesture. "Well, I'd be happy to help you cook! My main power is to create a special oil that is superb for frying things and changes flavor to complement whatever you cook in it. It also burns really well. Too well. See, the flames don't hurt, but they try and transmute things into food. I accidentally burned a red dragon's claw with it once, and he was not happy, let me tell you..." She fidgets a bit, chuckling.
He laughs before handing her the bowl "Let's get to cooking then." She would notice he is still bleeding buckets worth of blood from several cut wounds, although he doesn't seem bothered by them at all "Can you believe my grandfather is a red dragon?" He says trying to make small talk while they begin to work.
She pulls a ladle from her apron and pours some golden oil onto Rag's wounds, soothing and invigorating him (Power Word: Heal). Scars remain, but the wounds are closed.
"I can definitely believe it. Your dragonsflame was enough to summon me, and I'm a full-on Kami! That's impressive, by the way. Most people don't care about Kami from anything but natural sources, so it takes a lot to summon them. Especially if they were human before dying instead of being born a spirit, like me." She grumbles and starts making some potstickers. "But I do good work where I can. I may not be really strong, but- oh, crap, I started talking about myself again. This was supposed to be about you."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
*Cut for Himy*
Rag drops his axe to the ground with a rumble and begins to push through the spiritual pressure. He picks up Kenpachi and attempts to headbutt him into three punches,dropping him as he does so, all of them almost as heavy as his axe "WHAT IS SACRILEGE TO A DRAGON?!" To hit:45534642 Damage:23+10+16 23+13+15 23+4+13 23+2+11
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
She clearly appreciates the gesture. "Well, I'd be happy to help you cook! My main power is to create a special oil that is superb for frying things and changes flavor to complement whatever you cook in it. It also burns really well. Too well. See, the flames don't hurt, but they try and transmute things into food. I accidentally burned a red dragon's claw with it once, and he was not happy, let me tell you..." She fidgets a bit, chuckling.
He laughs before handing her the bowl "Let's get to cooking then." She would notice he is still bleeding buckets worth of blood from several cut wounds, although he doesn't seem bothered by them at all "Can you believe my grandfather is a red dragon?" He says trying to make small talk while they begin to work.
She pulls a ladle from her apron and pours some golden oil onto Rag's wounds, soothing and invigorating him (Power Word: Heal). Scars remain, but the wounds are closed.
"I can definitely believe it. Your dragonsflame was enough to summon me, and I'm a full-on Kami! That's impressive, by the way. Most people don't care about Kami from anything but natural sources, so it takes a lot to summon them. Especially if they were human before dying instead of being born a spirit, like me." She grumbles and starts making some potstickers. "But I do good work where I can. I may not be really strong, but- oh, crap, I started talking about myself again. This was supposed to be about you."
"No it isn't, I accidentally summoned you. I can live with you telling me more about yourself." He says with a bit of a smile "Thank you for the healing, although I would have healed naturally with time it is nice to have these fixed early. What are you a Kami of exactly? Fireworks and Cooking?" *Charisma check because I think it's funny - 12+6*
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Rag drops his axe to the ground with a rumble and begins to push through the spiritual pressure. He picks up Kenpachi and attempts to headbutt him into three punches,dropping him as he does so, all of them almost as heavy as his axe "WHAT IS SACRILEGE TO A DRAGON?!" To hit:47525239 Damage:23+12+20 23+9+17 23+7+17 23+3+12
His Reiatsu bursts again, even more powerful than the first time, this time softening each blow Reiatsu Burst: 58 He then takes a stance “JUST TRY AND STRIKE ME DOWN!” He spreads his arms, opening himself up for attacks, a mad glint in his eyes
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Rag drops his axe to the ground with a rumble and begins to push through the spiritual pressure. He picks up Kenpachi and attempts to headbutt him into three punches,dropping him as he does so, all of them almost as heavy as his axe "WHAT IS SACRILEGE TO A DRAGON?!" To hit:47525239 Damage:23+12+20 23+9+17 23+7+17 23+3+12
His Reiatsu bursts again, even more powerful than the first time, this time softening each blow Reiatsu Burst: 58 He then takes a stance “JUST TRY AND STRIKE ME DOWN!” He spreads his arms, opening himself up for attacks, a mad glint in his eyes
Rag grabs his chest with one hand and turns around, flinging him over his arm, his arm still holding him. He tries to slam him head first into the dirt with all the force he can muster behind the swing. He then tries to pull him out and slam him against the ground three times Broly style. To hit:50404145 Damage:23+6+16+24 23+9+18 23+3+15 23+5+19
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
She pulls a ladle from her apron and pours some golden oil onto Rag's wounds, soothing and invigorating him (Power Word: Heal). Scars remain, but the wounds are closed.
"I can definitely believe it. Your dragonsflame was enough to summon me, and I'm a full-on Kami! That's impressive, by the way. Most people don't care about Kami from anything but natural sources, so it takes a lot to summon them. Especially if they were human before dying instead of being born a spirit, like me." She grumbles and starts making some potstickers. "But I do good work where I can. I may not be really strong, but- oh, crap, I started talking about myself again. This was supposed to be about you."
"No it isn't, I accidentally summoned you. I can live with you telling me more about yourself." He says with a bit of a smile "Thank you for the healing, although I would have healed naturally with time it is nice to have these fixed early. What are you a Kami of exactly? Fireworks and Cooking?" *Charisma check because I think it's funny - 19+6*
She sighs a bit, but smiles. "I'm a bit harder to define. But I think I'm a frying Kami of some sort. Fireworks are just a magic I've learned, not something I have innately. So I'm a very good cook because my afterlife imbued me with natural talent and I've had hundreds of years to learn, and I always have the best cooking oils! I don't know how good it is, though, because as a Gourmet Spirit I have a natural extreme appreciation of food, and most spirits with refined palates refuse to eat my 'peasant food.'" She sighs again.
"I wasn't a good person in life. I'm glad the gods took pity on me. I didn't deserve my second chance, and the other spirits know it. I failed in everything a wife was supposed to do. I neglected my kids, cheated on my husband, stole from him, and didn't cook or clean in even the capacity it would take for me to survive on my own... I was a spoiled brat. But when my family forgave me, when the gods granted me mercy, I promised that I would be the best I could be. And they turned me into the boar that makes good corndogs. I don't blame them, but it's a bit of a weird eternity."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Rag drops his axe to the ground with a rumble and begins to push through the spiritual pressure. He picks up Kenpachi and attempts to headbutt him into three punches,dropping him as he does so, all of them almost as heavy as his axe "WHAT IS SACRILEGE TO A DRAGON?!" To hit:47525239 Damage:23+12+20 23+9+17 23+7+17 23+3+12
His Reiatsu bursts again, even more powerful than the first time, this time softening each blow Reiatsu Burst: 58 He then takes a stance “JUST TRY AND STRIKE ME DOWN!” He spreads his arms, opening himself up for attacks, a mad glint in his eyes
Rag grabs his chest with one hand and turns around, flinging him over his arm, his arm still holding him. He tries to slam him head first into the dirt with all the force he can muster behind the swing. He then tries to pull him out and slam him against the ground three times Broly style. To hit:50404145 Damage:23+6+16+24 23+9+18 23+3+15 23+5+19
*That would constitute a grapple check, but okay* Kenpachi does nothing
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
She pulls a ladle from her apron and pours some golden oil onto Rag's wounds, soothing and invigorating him (Power Word: Heal). Scars remain, but the wounds are closed.
"I can definitely believe it. Your dragonsflame was enough to summon me, and I'm a full-on Kami! That's impressive, by the way. Most people don't care about Kami from anything but natural sources, so it takes a lot to summon them. Especially if they were human before dying instead of being born a spirit, like me." She grumbles and starts making some potstickers. "But I do good work where I can. I may not be really strong, but- oh, crap, I started talking about myself again. This was supposed to be about you."
"No it isn't, I accidentally summoned you. I can live with you telling me more about yourself." He says with a bit of a smile "Thank you for the healing, although I would have healed naturally with time it is nice to have these fixed early. What are you a Kami of exactly? Fireworks and Cooking?" *Charisma check because I think it's funny - 19+6*
She sighs a bit, but smiles. "I'm a bit harder to define. But I think I'm a frying Kami of some sort. Fireworks are just a magic I've learned, not something I have innately. So I'm a very good cook because my afterlife imbued me with natural talent and I've had hundreds of years to learn, and I always have the best cooking oils! I don't know how good it is, though, because as a Gourmet Spirit I have a natural extreme appreciation of food, and most spirits with refined palates refuse to eat my 'peasant food.'" She sighs again.
"I wasn't a good person in life. I'm glad the gods took pity on me. I didn't deserve my second chance, and the other spirits know it. I failed in everything a wife was supposed to do. I neglected my kids, cheated on my husband, stole from him, and didn't cook or clean in even the capacity it would take for me to survive on my own... I was a spoiled brat. But when my family forgave me, when the gods granted me mercy, I promised that I would be the best I could be. And they turned me into the boar that makes good corndogs. I don't blame them, but it's a bit of a weird eternity."
"I'm glad you found the message you were seeking, rather than simply becoming spiteful at the people who turned you into a boar. I don't have as complex a backstory, simply born into a family with the greatest genetics I could have asked for. Always forced to travel realms, becoming the strongest in each and moving on to the next, never being able to rest for long until I got here. I was able to live happily for a while, I even got an adopted son." His voice begins to break as tears roll down his eyes "Then he was killed by his actual father."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Rag drops his axe to the ground with a rumble and begins to push through the spiritual pressure. He picks up Kenpachi and attempts to headbutt him into three punches,dropping him as he does so, all of them almost as heavy as his axe "WHAT IS SACRILEGE TO A DRAGON?!" To hit:47525239 Damage:23+12+20 23+9+17 23+7+17 23+3+12
His Reiatsu bursts again, even more powerful than the first time, this time softening each blow Reiatsu Burst: 58 He then takes a stance “JUST TRY AND STRIKE ME DOWN!” He spreads his arms, opening himself up for attacks, a mad glint in his eyes
Rag grabs his chest with one hand and turns around, flinging him over his arm, his arm still holding him. He tries to slam him head first into the dirt with all the force he can muster behind the swing. He then tries to pull him out and slam him against the ground three times Broly style. To hit:50404145 Damage:23+6+16+24 23+9+18 23+3+15 23+5+19
*That would constitute a grapple check, but okay* Kenpachi does nothing
*You want to grapple, we grapple. 47*
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
She sighs a bit, but smiles. "I'm a bit harder to define. But I think I'm a frying Kami of some sort. Fireworks are just a magic I've learned, not something I have innately. So I'm a very good cook because my afterlife imbued me with natural talent and I've had hundreds of years to learn, and I always have the best cooking oils! I don't know how good it is, though, because as a Gourmet Spirit I have a natural extreme appreciation of food, and most spirits with refined palates refuse to eat my 'peasant food.'" She sighs again.
"I wasn't a good person in life. I'm glad the gods took pity on me. I didn't deserve my second chance, and the other spirits know it. I failed in everything a wife was supposed to do. I neglected my kids, cheated on my husband, stole from him, and didn't cook or clean in even the capacity it would take for me to survive on my own... I was a spoiled brat. But when my family forgave me, when the gods granted me mercy, I promised that I would be the best I could be. And they turned me into the boar that makes good corndogs. I don't blame them, but it's a bit of a weird eternity."
"I'm glad you found the message you were seeking, rather than simply becoming spiteful at the people who turned you into a boar. I don't have as complex a backstory, simply born into a family with the greatest genetics I could have asked for. Always forced to travel realms, becoming the strongest in each and moving on to the next, never being able to rest for long until I got here. I was able to live happily for a while, I even got an adopted son." His voice begins to break as tears roll down his eyes "Then he was killed by his actual father."
She goes quiet. Her dark hair falls in front of her eyes as she cracks some eggs she was about to use to make tempura. "I..." She looks up at him, then back down to her work. "I'm sorry."
Rag drops his axe to the ground with a rumble and begins to push through the spiritual pressure. He picks up Kenpachi and attempts to headbutt him into three punches,dropping him as he does so, all of them almost as heavy as his axe "WHAT IS SACRILEGE TO A DRAGON?!" To hit:47525239 Damage:23+12+20 23+9+17 23+7+17 23+3+12
His Reiatsu bursts again, even more powerful than the first time, this time softening each blow Reiatsu Burst: 58 He then takes a stance “JUST TRY AND STRIKE ME DOWN!” He spreads his arms, opening himself up for attacks, a mad glint in his eyes
Rag grabs his chest with one hand and turns around, flinging him over his arm, his arm still holding him. He tries to slam him head first into the dirt with all the force he can muster behind the swing. He then tries to pull him out and slam him against the ground three times Broly style. To hit:50404145 Damage:23+6+16+24 23+9+18 23+3+15 23+5+19
*That would constitute a grapple check, but okay* Kenpachi does nothing
*You want to grapple, we grapple. 51*
*44*
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Rag drops his axe to the ground with a rumble and begins to push through the spiritual pressure. He picks up Kenpachi and attempts to headbutt him into three punches,dropping him as he does so, all of them almost as heavy as his axe "WHAT IS SACRILEGE TO A DRAGON?!" To hit:47525239 Damage:23+12+20 23+9+17 23+7+17 23+3+12
His Reiatsu bursts again, even more powerful than the first time, this time softening each blow Reiatsu Burst: 58 He then takes a stance “JUST TRY AND STRIKE ME DOWN!” He spreads his arms, opening himself up for attacks, a mad glint in his eyes
Rag grabs his chest with one hand and turns around, flinging him over his arm, his arm still holding him. He tries to slam him head first into the dirt with all the force he can muster behind the swing. He then tries to pull him out and slam him against the ground three times Broly style. To hit:50404145 Damage:23+6+16+24 23+9+18 23+3+15 23+5+19
*That would constitute a grapple check, but okay* Kenpachi does nothing
*You want to grapple, we grapple. 51*
*47*
*We happy?* He picks him up by his shoulders "WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK! YOU WANTED THIS FIGHT!"
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Rag drops his axe to the ground with a rumble and begins to push through the spiritual pressure. He picks up Kenpachi and attempts to headbutt him into three punches,dropping him as he does so, all of them almost as heavy as his axe "WHAT IS SACRILEGE TO A DRAGON?!" To hit:47525239 Damage:23+12+20 23+9+17 23+7+17 23+3+12
His Reiatsu bursts again, even more powerful than the first time, this time softening each blow Reiatsu Burst: 58 He then takes a stance “JUST TRY AND STRIKE ME DOWN!” He spreads his arms, opening himself up for attacks, a mad glint in his eyes
Rag grabs his chest with one hand and turns around, flinging him over his arm, his arm still holding him. He tries to slam him head first into the dirt with all the force he can muster behind the swing. He then tries to pull him out and slam him against the ground three times Broly style. To hit:50404145 Damage:23+6+16+24 23+9+18 23+3+15 23+5+19
*That would constitute a grapple check, but okay* Kenpachi does nothing
*You want to grapple, we grapple. 51*
*47*
*We happy?* He picks him up by his shoulders "WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK! YOU WANTED THIS FIGHT!"
“I WISH TO TASTE TRUE BATTLE? WHAT IS A VICTORY WITHOUT STRUGGLE? WAR WITHOUT BLOODSHED?”
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
She sighs a bit, but smiles. "I'm a bit harder to define. But I think I'm a frying Kami of some sort. Fireworks are just a magic I've learned, not something I have innately. So I'm a very good cook because my afterlife imbued me with natural talent and I've had hundreds of years to learn, and I always have the best cooking oils! I don't know how good it is, though, because as a Gourmet Spirit I have a natural extreme appreciation of food, and most spirits with refined palates refuse to eat my 'peasant food.'" She sighs again.
"I wasn't a good person in life. I'm glad the gods took pity on me. I didn't deserve my second chance, and the other spirits know it. I failed in everything a wife was supposed to do. I neglected my kids, cheated on my husband, stole from him, and didn't cook or clean in even the capacity it would take for me to survive on my own... I was a spoiled brat. But when my family forgave me, when the gods granted me mercy, I promised that I would be the best I could be. And they turned me into the boar that makes good corndogs. I don't blame them, but it's a bit of a weird eternity."
"I'm glad you found the message you were seeking, rather than simply becoming spiteful at the people who turned you into a boar. I don't have as complex a backstory, simply born into a family with the greatest genetics I could have asked for. Always forced to travel realms, becoming the strongest in each and moving on to the next, never being able to rest for long until I got here. I was able to live happily for a while, I even got an adopted son." His voice begins to break as tears roll down his eyes "Then he was killed by his actual father."
She goes quiet. Her dark hair falls in front of her eyes as she cracks some eggs she was bout to use to make tempura. "I..." She looks up at him, then back down to her work. "I'm sorry."
The tears burn on his face before they ever get the chance to reach the ground "Don't be. I'll kill that [GP] the next time he dare to show his face on this plane, let alone in the dome." He wipes away the remaining tears "Thank you."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Rag drops his axe to the ground with a rumble and begins to push through the spiritual pressure. He picks up Kenpachi and attempts to headbutt him into three punches,dropping him as he does so, all of them almost as heavy as his axe "WHAT IS SACRILEGE TO A DRAGON?!" To hit:47525239 Damage:23+12+20 23+9+17 23+7+17 23+3+12
His Reiatsu bursts again, even more powerful than the first time, this time softening each blow Reiatsu Burst: 58 He then takes a stance “JUST TRY AND STRIKE ME DOWN!” He spreads his arms, opening himself up for attacks, a mad glint in his eyes
Rag grabs his chest with one hand and turns around, flinging him over his arm, his arm still holding him. He tries to slam him head first into the dirt with all the force he can muster behind the swing. He then tries to pull him out and slam him against the ground three times Broly style. To hit:50404145 Damage:23+6+16+24 23+9+18 23+3+15 23+5+19
*That would constitute a grapple check, but okay* Kenpachi does nothing
*You want to grapple, we grapple. 51*
*47*
*We happy?* He picks him up by his shoulders "WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK! YOU WANTED THIS FIGHT!"
“I WISH TO TASTE TRUE BATTLE? WHAT IS A VICTORY WITHOUT STRUGGLE? WAR WITHOUT BLOODSHED?”
"IF YOU SEEK TRUE BATTLE THEN WHY ARE YOU NOT FIGHTING? WE ARE NOT DONE WITH THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE SEEN HOW MUCH STRONGER I AM!" *Rag is almost bloodied. He's got a lot of health.*
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Rag drops his axe to the ground with a rumble and begins to push through the spiritual pressure. He picks up Kenpachi and attempts to headbutt him into three punches,dropping him as he does so, all of them almost as heavy as his axe "WHAT IS SACRILEGE TO A DRAGON?!" To hit:47525239 Damage:23+12+20 23+9+17 23+7+17 23+3+12
His Reiatsu bursts again, even more powerful than the first time, this time softening each blow Reiatsu Burst: 58 He then takes a stance “JUST TRY AND STRIKE ME DOWN!” He spreads his arms, opening himself up for attacks, a mad glint in his eyes
Rag grabs his chest with one hand and turns around, flinging him over his arm, his arm still holding him. He tries to slam him head first into the dirt with all the force he can muster behind the swing. He then tries to pull him out and slam him against the ground three times Broly style. To hit:50404145 Damage:23+6+16+24 23+9+18 23+3+15 23+5+19
*That would constitute a grapple check, but okay* Kenpachi does nothing
*You want to grapple, we grapple. 51*
*47*
*We happy?* He picks him up by his shoulders "WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK! YOU WANTED THIS FIGHT!"
“I WISH TO TASTE TRUE BATTLE? WHAT IS A VICTORY WITHOUT STRUGGLE? WAR WITHOUT BLOODSHED?”
"IF YOU SEEK TRUE BATTLE THEN WHY ARE YOU NOT FIGHTING? WE ARE NOT DONE WITH THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE SEEN HOW MUCH STRONGER I AM!" *Rag is almost bloodied. He's got a lot of health.*
“STRIKE ME DOWN, AND WE SHALL TEST THAT THEORY!” *Kenpachi has 130 or so left, but consider that once he activates Bankai, he returns to maximum health, he’s still got a lot of fight left in him. And the fact that he’s healing as they speak. And the fact that he hasn’t even used his most powerful, resource dumping attack yet, this fight is far from over*
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
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He takes the talisman and puts it on his belt "I don't need another tarrasque, I would be able to do that myself, it would simply take far too much time." He realizes he's looking down on her and sits down, allowing them to look each other in the eyes with little difficulty.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
She clearly appreciates the gesture. "Well, I'd be happy to help you cook! My main power is to create a special oil that is superb for frying things and changes flavor to complement whatever you cook in it. It also burns really well. Too well. See, the flames don't hurt, but they try and transmute things into food. I accidentally burned a red dragon's claw with it once, and he was not happy, let me tell you..." She fidgets a bit, chuckling.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He laughs before handing her the bowl "Let's get to cooking then." She would notice he is still bleeding buckets worth of blood from several cut wounds, although he doesn't seem bothered by them at all "Can you believe my grandfather is a red dragon?" He says trying to make small talk while they begin to work.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
“ATTEMPT TO TAKE AWAY A SHINIGAMI’S ZANPAKUTŌ? SACRILEGE!” Resist: 50 regardless of the outcome, Kenpachi takes off his eyepatch, as his Reiatsu begins to surge. As long as you are within 30 feet of Kenpachi, you take a passive 20 force damage. All non-melee weapon attacks against him have disadvantage, and he makes saved to resist ranged effects (such as spells that require a saving throw, a breath weapon, or the ranged effect of a magic weapon) with advantage
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
She pulls a ladle from her apron and pours some golden oil onto Rag's wounds, soothing and invigorating him (Power Word: Heal). Scars remain, but the wounds are closed.
"I can definitely believe it. Your dragonsflame was enough to summon me, and I'm a full-on Kami! That's impressive, by the way. Most people don't care about Kami from anything but natural sources, so it takes a lot to summon them. Especially if they were human before dying instead of being born a spirit, like me." She grumbles and starts making some potstickers. "But I do good work where I can. I may not be really strong, but- oh, crap, I started talking about myself again. This was supposed to be about you."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Cut for Himy*
Rag drops his axe to the ground with a rumble and begins to push through the spiritual pressure. He picks up Kenpachi and attempts to headbutt him into three punches,dropping him as he does so, all of them almost as heavy as his axe "WHAT IS SACRILEGE TO A DRAGON?!" To hit:45 53 46 42 Damage:23+10+16 23+13+15 23+4+13 23+2+11
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"No it isn't, I accidentally summoned you. I can live with you telling me more about yourself." He says with a bit of a smile "Thank you for the healing, although I would have healed naturally with time it is nice to have these fixed early. What are you a Kami of exactly? Fireworks and Cooking?" *Charisma check because I think it's funny - 12+6*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
His Reiatsu bursts again, even more powerful than the first time, this time softening each blow Reiatsu Burst: 58 He then takes a stance “JUST TRY AND STRIKE ME DOWN!” He spreads his arms, opening himself up for attacks, a mad glint in his eyes
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Rag grabs his chest with one hand and turns around, flinging him over his arm, his arm still holding him. He tries to slam him head first into the dirt with all the force he can muster behind the swing. He then tries to pull him out and slam him against the ground three times Broly style. To hit:50 40 41 45 Damage:23+6+16+24 23+9+18 23+3+15 23+5+19
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
She sighs a bit, but smiles. "I'm a bit harder to define. But I think I'm a frying Kami of some sort. Fireworks are just a magic I've learned, not something I have innately. So I'm a very good cook because my afterlife imbued me with natural talent and I've had hundreds of years to learn, and I always have the best cooking oils! I don't know how good it is, though, because as a Gourmet Spirit I have a natural extreme appreciation of food, and most spirits with refined palates refuse to eat my 'peasant food.'" She sighs again.
"I wasn't a good person in life. I'm glad the gods took pity on me. I didn't deserve my second chance, and the other spirits know it. I failed in everything a wife was supposed to do. I neglected my kids, cheated on my husband, stole from him, and didn't cook or clean in even the capacity it would take for me to survive on my own... I was a spoiled brat. But when my family forgave me, when the gods granted me mercy, I promised that I would be the best I could be. And they turned me into the boar that makes good corndogs. I don't blame them, but it's a bit of a weird eternity."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*That would constitute a grapple check, but okay* Kenpachi does nothing
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
"I'm glad you found the message you were seeking, rather than simply becoming spiteful at the people who turned you into a boar. I don't have as complex a backstory, simply born into a family with the greatest genetics I could have asked for. Always forced to travel realms, becoming the strongest in each and moving on to the next, never being able to rest for long until I got here. I was able to live happily for a while, I even got an adopted son." His voice begins to break as tears roll down his eyes "Then he was killed by his actual father."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*You want to grapple, we grapple. 47*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
She goes quiet. Her dark hair falls in front of her eyes as she cracks some eggs she was about to use to make tempura. "I..." She looks up at him, then back down to her work. "I'm sorry."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*44*
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
*We happy?* He picks him up by his shoulders "WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK! YOU WANTED THIS FIGHT!"
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
“I WISH TO TASTE TRUE BATTLE? WHAT IS A VICTORY WITHOUT STRUGGLE? WAR WITHOUT BLOODSHED?”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
The tears burn on his face before they ever get the chance to reach the ground "Don't be. I'll kill that [GP] the next time he dare to show his face on this plane, let alone in the dome." He wipes away the remaining tears "Thank you."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"IF YOU SEEK TRUE BATTLE THEN WHY ARE YOU NOT FIGHTING? WE ARE NOT DONE WITH THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE SEEN HOW MUCH STRONGER I AM!" *Rag is almost bloodied. He's got a lot of health.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
“STRIKE ME DOWN, AND WE SHALL TEST THAT THEORY!” *Kenpachi has 130 or so left, but consider that once he activates Bankai, he returns to maximum health, he’s still got a lot of fight left in him. And the fact that he’s healing as they speak. And the fact that he hasn’t even used his most powerful, resource dumping attack yet, this fight is far from over*
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”