Elizabeth groans, leaning on her harpoon for support. She limps her way back to camp as swiftly as she can.
The plague doctor kid takes off his mask, revealing his long black hair and sunken in brown eyes "Jesus [GP]ing Christ what the hell was that?!! Why is there a freon pirate?!!! Thank you, by the way.... BUT WHAT THE HELL??"
She chuckles, wincing as she clutches her side. “No need to thank me… that was a cyclops, I killed it for you-“ she coughs, clearly in pain. “Welcome to camp Half Blood. And I’m not a pirate.”
"Youre dressed like one... And I know what a cyclops is!! But how the frick did someone make such a realistic animatronic?? And whyd it go haywire on me?? And whats with the robo-bones?!"
“I’m… probably not the best person to ask for an explanation, but that was real… it was no automaton, but a flesh-and blood monster. I’m impressed you didn’t die.” She says, sitting down against a tree, examining her wounds.
"Sure, real... Was it a hologram?? And are you bleeding???" The skeletons clamber over to check her wounds as well
“What’s… a hologram?” She asks, shooing away the skeletons. “Just a bit, I’ll be alright in a few days… are you injured?”
"Weird new tech thing that projects images?? Im not hurt, I dont think... Just so frikin confused.."
“Prepare to be… a lot more confused… gah, I do not have the energy to explain this to someone-…” Elizabeth stands up, still leaning on her harpoon. “You are going to think I am insane, but bear with me, please. Monsters are real, the Greek ones, and so are the gods. There is a good chance one of your parents is actually a Greek deity, and monsters, such as that cyclops want you dead for it. You are at camp half-blood, one of the only safe places on earth for the children of the gods. Questions?”
"... Wheres the nearest mental hospital I can take you to? Scratch that, take both of us there with the insane trash Im seeing... Also, I have two completely normal parents, thank you very much..."
“Uh-huh. This is why I didn’t want to try and explain this to you… is there a way I could, I don’t know, try and prove it to you?”
"Uh.. Yeah, sure. Ill believe you if you can lead me to the nearest cop."
“I don’t have the mental capacity for this… I’ll get someone else to do it for you… you did see me perform actual magic, correct?”
“Probably everything, but until you get claimed we can’t be sure. Hey guys, got another limb ripped off!” Hope shouts, drawing the attention of several Apollo kids, who rush towards them.
*chris?*
"God, is everyone here this insane..? Is this an asylum camp..?" He mutters mostly to himself
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“I don’t have the mental capacity for this… I’ll get someone else to do it for you… you did see me perform actual magic, correct?”
"You mean your weird water special effects thing..? Are there pipes there or something?"
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“Probably everything, but until you get claimed we can’t be sure. Hey guys, got another limb ripped off!” Hope shouts, drawing the attention of several Apollo kids, who rush towards them.
*chris?*
"God, is everyone here this insane..? Is this an asylum camp..?" He mutters mostly to himself
“You… did see me do this right? You aren’t blind?” They summon the plants, making them wave and shift, matching the movements of their remaining arm. The Apollo campers catch up and take them in for immediate treatment. “Just try to keep an open mind? Pretty please?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
“Probably everything, but until you get claimed we can’t be sure. Hey guys, got another limb ripped off!” Hope shouts, drawing the attention of several Apollo kids, who rush towards them.
*chris?*
"God, is everyone here this insane..? Is this an asylum camp..?" He mutters mostly to himself
“You… did see me do this right? You aren’t blind?” They summon the plants, making them wave and shift, matching the movements of their remaining arm. The Apollo campers catch up and take them in for immediate treatment. “Just try to keep an open mind? Pretty please?”
"... I dont know what stage performance stuff you have prepped... But theres a reasonable explanation for it Im sure"
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“Probably everything, but until you get claimed we can’t be sure. Hey guys, got another limb ripped off!” Hope shouts, drawing the attention of several Apollo kids, who rush towards them.
*chris?*
"God, is everyone here this insane..? Is this an asylum camp..?" He mutters mostly to himself
“You… did see me do this right? You aren’t blind?” They summon the plants, making them wave and shift, matching the movements of their remaining arm. The Apollo campers catch up and take them in for immediate treatment. “Just try to keep an open mind? Pretty please?”
"... I dont know what stage performance stuff you have prepped... But theres a reasonable explanation for it Im sure"
“Yep, I ripped my own arm off for you to wave off my literal magic powers as stage performance. Does this look like a stage to you?” They gesture to the blood soaked grass around them.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
“Probably everything, but until you get claimed we can’t be sure. Hey guys, got another limb ripped off!” Hope shouts, drawing the attention of several Apollo kids, who rush towards them.
*chris?*
"God, is everyone here this insane..? Is this an asylum camp..?" He mutters mostly to himself
“You… did see me do this right? You aren’t blind?” They summon the plants, making them wave and shift, matching the movements of their remaining arm. The Apollo campers catch up and take them in for immediate treatment. “Just try to keep an open mind? Pretty please?”
"... I dont know what stage performance stuff you have prepped... But theres a reasonable explanation for it Im sure"
“Yep, I ripped my own arm off for you to wave off my literal magic powers as stage performance. Does this look like a stage to you?” They gesture to the blood soaked grass around them.
"I... I... Maybe?? I dont frikin know!!"
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“I don’t have the mental capacity for this… I’ll get someone else to do it for you… you did see me perform actual magic, correct?”
"You mean your weird water special effects thing..? Are there pipes there or something?"
“No, there are not. That was magic. Actual, storybook, fairytale magic.”
"... Christ, youre so far gone... Magic. Isnt. Real." A skeleton is now standing behind the boy, at military attention
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*ah yes, the reasonable explanation is that CHB is a theatre camp with waaaay too much money to spend on special effects*
*Lol. IRL its more reasonable than magic*
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*she is what I can only describe as a hospitable, massively southern, mommy Dom*
*alright. And why must I prepare?*
*I.. don't know. :3*
*I See…*
*well, I am excited! Who would you want to interact with them first, Caleb or Elizabeth?*
*I think i'll actually bring her here now. Caleb, please!*
The sound of spurs jingling can be heard from the path that leads to the Big House. And with the spurs comes the boots that bear them. They're worn, and they sit on the feet of a tall, sun kissed young woman with a bit more weight than average. Stretched out to 6' Nothin", she sighs as she's ushered forward into the middle of the cabin area. "Yeah, yeah, what'tever!" she says to the man. She looks around at this strange new place, taking her Dundee hat off. The light reflects off of her long, slightly curly, dark cherry hair. Her hands itch for the feel of cold steel on them, but alas, her holsters are empty She adjusts her suspenders and sits down on a bench, thinking.
Caleb walks by the woman, his eyes lighting up as he realizes he hasn’t seen her before. “Oh, hello! Are you new?”
“Probably everything, but until you get claimed we can’t be sure. Hey guys, got another limb ripped off!” Hope shouts, drawing the attention of several Apollo kids, who rush towards them.
*chris?*
"God, is everyone here this insane..? Is this an asylum camp..?" He mutters mostly to himself
“You… did see me do this right? You aren’t blind?” They summon the plants, making them wave and shift, matching the movements of their remaining arm. The Apollo campers catch up and take them in for immediate treatment. “Just try to keep an open mind? Pretty please?”
"... I dont know what stage performance stuff you have prepped... But theres a reasonable explanation for it Im sure"
“Yep, I ripped my own arm off for you to wave off my literal magic powers as stage performance. Does this look like a stage to you?” They gesture to the blood soaked grass around them.
"I... I... Maybe?? I dont frikin know!!"
“Kid, there are girls here that can puppeteer your body, making you lose all control. There are kids here that can summon the might of the ocean and have the potential to drown Manhattan. There are kids here that can manifest their own flame and use it to make a revolutionary war crime device, then still have time for a workout before lunch. And out there, outside of the barrier, are hundreds of monsters that want nothing more than to disembowel demigods like us.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
“Probably everything, but until you get claimed we can’t be sure. Hey guys, got another limb ripped off!” Hope shouts, drawing the attention of several Apollo kids, who rush towards them.
*chris?*
"God, is everyone here this insane..? Is this an asylum camp..?" He mutters mostly to himself
“You… did see me do this right? You aren’t blind?” They summon the plants, making them wave and shift, matching the movements of their remaining arm. The Apollo campers catch up and take them in for immediate treatment. “Just try to keep an open mind? Pretty please?”
"... I dont know what stage performance stuff you have prepped... But theres a reasonable explanation for it Im sure"
“Yep, I ripped my own arm off for you to wave off my literal magic powers as stage performance. Does this look like a stage to you?” They gesture to the blood soaked grass around them.
"I... I... Maybe?? I dont frikin know!!"
“Kid, there are girls here that can puppeteer your body, making you lose all control. There are kids here that can summon the might of the ocean and have the potential to drown Manhattan. There are kids here that can manifest their own flame and use it to make a revolutionary war crime device, then still have time for a workout before lunch. And out there, outside of the barrier, are hundreds of monsters that want nothing more than to disembowel demigods like us.”
"Shut the frick up.. SHUT. UP. That bull[GP] isnt real, and you should easily know that, you psycho!! But whatd I expect from someone who met a person and immediately tried to call their dad an incestuous cheater?! Leave me the frick alone!!"
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*she is what I can only describe as a hospitable, massively southern, mommy Dom*
*alright. And why must I prepare?*
*I.. don't know. :3*
*I See…*
*well, I am excited! Who would you want to interact with them first, Caleb or Elizabeth?*
*I think i'll actually bring her here now. Caleb, please!*
The sound of spurs jingling can be heard from the path that leads to the Big House. And with the spurs comes the boots that bear them. They're worn, and they sit on the feet of a tall, sun kissed young woman with a bit more weight than average. Stretched out to 6' Nothin", she sighs as she's ushered forward into the middle of the cabin area. "Yeah, yeah, what'tever!" she says to the man. She looks around at this strange new place, taking her Dundee hat off. The light reflects off of her long, slightly curly, dark cherry hair. Her hands itch for the feel of cold steel on them, but alas, her holsters are empty She adjusts her suspenders and sits down on a bench, thinking.
Caleb walks by the woman, his eyes lighting up as he realizes he hasn’t seen her before. “Oh, hello! Are you new?”
(how old is she?)
(19)
"Oh, hello. Why, yes I'em. Those folks in tha so called Big House are a bit rude, ain't they?"
“Yeah… uh, don’t say that around them, though. Mr. D is scary.”
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“I don’t have the mental capacity for this… I’ll get someone else to do it for you… you did see me perform actual magic, correct?”
"God, is everyone here this insane..? Is this an asylum camp..?" He mutters mostly to himself
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"You mean your weird water special effects thing..? Are there pipes there or something?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
“You… did see me do this right? You aren’t blind?” They summon the plants, making them wave and shift, matching the movements of their remaining arm. The Apollo campers catch up and take them in for immediate treatment. “Just try to keep an open mind? Pretty please?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"... I dont know what stage performance stuff you have prepped... But theres a reasonable explanation for it Im sure"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
“Yep, I ripped my own arm off for you to wave off my literal magic powers as stage performance. Does this look like a stage to you?” They gesture to the blood soaked grass around them.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“No, there are not. That was magic. Actual, storybook, fairytale magic.”
"I... I... Maybe?? I dont frikin know!!"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*ah yes, the reasonable explanation is that CHB is a theatre camp with waaaay too much money to spend on special effects*
"... Christ, youre so far gone... Magic. Isnt. Real." A skeleton is now standing behind the boy, at military attention
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*Lol. IRL its more reasonable than magic*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
Caleb walks by the woman, his eyes lighting up as he realizes he hasn’t seen her before. “Oh, hello! Are you new?”
(how old is she?)
“Kid, there are girls here that can puppeteer your body, making you lose all control. There are kids here that can summon the might of the ocean and have the potential to drown Manhattan. There are kids here that can manifest their own flame and use it to make a revolutionary war crime device, then still have time for a workout before lunch. And out there, outside of the barrier, are hundreds of monsters that want nothing more than to disembowel demigods like us.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“My Gods-“ she summons a second tidal wave right behind herself, just as strong and powerful as the last, facing away from the two of them.
"Shut the frick up.. SHUT. UP. That bull[GP] isnt real, and you should easily know that, you psycho!! But whatd I expect from someone who met a person and immediately tried to call their dad an incestuous cheater?! Leave me the frick alone!!"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*no it’s not, do you think people really fund theatre?*
*Anyone up to rp?*
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
“Yeah… uh, don’t say that around them, though. Mr. D is scary.”