Elizabeth is by the ocean, on the beach, sharpening her harpoon.
Kota walks up to her. “You said the last time we met that boys can be Hunters? Is that right?”
She looks up to Kota, nodding. “Yes. Most of them are girls, but that isn’t a rule.”
“H-how can I become a Hunter?”
“Well, there’s an oath you must swear…”
“I’ve thought about it for a few weeks. I think I can.”
“Are you sure? You aren’t really able to quit the hunters-… I mean… you can-… it’s just… you shouldn’t.”
“I want to do good in the world. Even if it means k-killing monsters.”
“Alright… I can provide you the oath you need to say, then.”
He sighs. “Thank you. I can’t believe I’m doing this…”
“The oath you need to recite to become a hunter is: I pledge myself to the Goddess Artemis. I turn my back on the company of men, accept eternal maidenhood, and join the Hunt.” She pauses. “It only talks about turning your back on the company of men, but it means to forbid all romance.”
Elizabeth is by the ocean, on the beach, sharpening her harpoon.
Kota walks up to her. “You said the last time we met that boys can be Hunters? Is that right?”
She looks up to Kota, nodding. “Yes. Most of them are girls, but that isn’t a rule.”
“H-how can I become a Hunter?”
“Well, there’s an oath you must swear…”
“I’ve thought about it for a few weeks. I think I can.”
“Are you sure? You aren’t really able to quit the hunters-… I mean… you can-… it’s just… you shouldn’t.”
“I want to do good in the world. Even if it means k-killing monsters.”
“Alright… I can provide you the oath you need to say, then.”
He sighs. “Thank you. I can’t believe I’m doing this…”
“The oath you need to recite to become a hunter is: I pledge myself to the Goddess Artemis. I turn my back on the company of men, accept eternal maidenhood, and join the Hunt.” She pauses. “It only talks about turning your back on the company of men, but it means to forbid all romance.”
“You should change it.” He says.
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Elizabeth is by the ocean, on the beach, sharpening her harpoon.
Kota walks up to her. “You said the last time we met that boys can be Hunters? Is that right?”
She looks up to Kota, nodding. “Yes. Most of them are girls, but that isn’t a rule.”
“H-how can I become a Hunter?”
“Well, there’s an oath you must swear…”
“I’ve thought about it for a few weeks. I think I can.”
“Are you sure? You aren’t really able to quit the hunters-… I mean… you can-… it’s just… you shouldn’t.”
“I want to do good in the world. Even if it means k-killing monsters.”
“Alright… I can provide you the oath you need to say, then.”
He sighs. “Thank you. I can’t believe I’m doing this…”
“The oath you need to recite to become a hunter is: I pledge myself to the Goddess Artemis. I turn my back on the company of men, accept eternal maidenhood, and join the Hunt.” She pauses. “It only talks about turning your back on the company of men, but it means to forbid all romance.”
“You should change it.” He says.
“That’s the official oath-… I don’t really have the authority to do so.”
Elizabeth is by the ocean, on the beach, sharpening her harpoon.
Kota walks up to her. “You said the last time we met that boys can be Hunters? Is that right?”
She looks up to Kota, nodding. “Yes. Most of them are girls, but that isn’t a rule.”
“H-how can I become a Hunter?”
“Well, there’s an oath you must swear…”
“I’ve thought about it for a few weeks. I think I can.”
“Are you sure? You aren’t really able to quit the hunters-… I mean… you can-… it’s just… you shouldn’t.”
“I want to do good in the world. Even if it means k-killing monsters.”
“Alright… I can provide you the oath you need to say, then.”
He sighs. “Thank you. I can’t believe I’m doing this…”
“The oath you need to recite to become a hunter is: I pledge myself to the Goddess Artemis. I turn my back on the company of men, accept eternal maidenhood, and join the Hunt.” She pauses. “It only talks about turning your back on the company of men, but it means to forbid all romance.”
“You should change it.” He says.
“That’s the official oath-… I don’t really have the authority to do so.”
“A-alright. I pledge myself to the Goddess Artemis. I turn my back on the company of men, accept eternal maidenhood, and join the Hunt. Does that work?“
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Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Elizabeth is by the ocean, on the beach, sharpening her harpoon.
Kota walks up to her. “You said the last time we met that boys can be Hunters? Is that right?”
She looks up to Kota, nodding. “Yes. Most of them are girls, but that isn’t a rule.”
“H-how can I become a Hunter?”
“Well, there’s an oath you must swear…”
“I’ve thought about it for a few weeks. I think I can.”
“Are you sure? You aren’t really able to quit the hunters-… I mean… you can-… it’s just… you shouldn’t.”
“I want to do good in the world. Even if it means k-killing monsters.”
“Alright… I can provide you the oath you need to say, then.”
He sighs. “Thank you. I can’t believe I’m doing this…”
“The oath you need to recite to become a hunter is: I pledge myself to the Goddess Artemis. I turn my back on the company of men, accept eternal maidenhood, and join the Hunt.” She pauses. “It only talks about turning your back on the company of men, but it means to forbid all romance.”
“You should change it.” He says.
“That’s the official oath-… I don’t really have the authority to do so.”
“A-alright. I pledge myself to the Goddess Artemis. I turn my back on the company of men, accept eternal maidenhood, and join the Hunt. Does that work?“
Kota feels something change within him. It’s just like… time stops. But it’s still going- but his body, his flesh, and his mind-they can no longer be touched by time.
Elizabeth is by the ocean, on the beach, sharpening her harpoon.
Kota walks up to her. “You said the last time we met that boys can be Hunters? Is that right?”
She looks up to Kota, nodding. “Yes. Most of them are girls, but that isn’t a rule.”
“H-how can I become a Hunter?”
“Well, there’s an oath you must swear…”
“I’ve thought about it for a few weeks. I think I can.”
“Are you sure? You aren’t really able to quit the hunters-… I mean… you can-… it’s just… you shouldn’t.”
“I want to do good in the world. Even if it means k-killing monsters.”
“Alright… I can provide you the oath you need to say, then.”
He sighs. “Thank you. I can’t believe I’m doing this…”
“The oath you need to recite to become a hunter is: I pledge myself to the Goddess Artemis. I turn my back on the company of men, accept eternal maidenhood, and join the Hunt.” She pauses. “It only talks about turning your back on the company of men, but it means to forbid all romance.”
“You should change it.” He says.
“That’s the official oath-… I don’t really have the authority to do so.”
“A-alright. I pledge myself to the Goddess Artemis. I turn my back on the company of men, accept eternal maidenhood, and join the Hunt. Does that work?“
Kota feels something change within him. It’s just like… time stops. But it’s still going- but his body, his flesh, and his mind-they can no longer be touched by time.
“W-woah. Is that how you always feel?”
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Elizabeth is by the ocean, on the beach, sharpening her harpoon.
Kota walks up to her. “You said the last time we met that boys can be Hunters? Is that right?”
She looks up to Kota, nodding. “Yes. Most of them are girls, but that isn’t a rule.”
“H-how can I become a Hunter?”
“Well, there’s an oath you must swear…”
“I’ve thought about it for a few weeks. I think I can.”
“Are you sure? You aren’t really able to quit the hunters-… I mean… you can-… it’s just… you shouldn’t.”
“I want to do good in the world. Even if it means k-killing monsters.”
“Alright… I can provide you the oath you need to say, then.”
He sighs. “Thank you. I can’t believe I’m doing this…”
“The oath you need to recite to become a hunter is: I pledge myself to the Goddess Artemis. I turn my back on the company of men, accept eternal maidenhood, and join the Hunt.” She pauses. “It only talks about turning your back on the company of men, but it means to forbid all romance.”
“You should change it.” He says.
“That’s the official oath-… I don’t really have the authority to do so.”
“A-alright. I pledge myself to the Goddess Artemis. I turn my back on the company of men, accept eternal maidenhood, and join the Hunt. Does that work?“
Kota feels something change within him. It’s just like… time stops. But it’s still going- but his body, his flesh, and his mind-they can no longer be touched by time.
“W-woah. Is that how you always feel?”
She smiles slightly, nodding. “Indeed. You… you’ll no longer age.”
Elizabeth is by the ocean, on the beach, sharpening her harpoon.
Kota walks up to her. “You said the last time we met that boys can be Hunters? Is that right?”
She looks up to Kota, nodding. “Yes. Most of them are girls, but that isn’t a rule.”
“H-how can I become a Hunter?”
“Well, there’s an oath you must swear…”
“I’ve thought about it for a few weeks. I think I can.”
“Are you sure? You aren’t really able to quit the hunters-… I mean… you can-… it’s just… you shouldn’t.”
“I want to do good in the world. Even if it means k-killing monsters.”
“Alright… I can provide you the oath you need to say, then.”
He sighs. “Thank you. I can’t believe I’m doing this…”
“The oath you need to recite to become a hunter is: I pledge myself to the Goddess Artemis. I turn my back on the company of men, accept eternal maidenhood, and join the Hunt.” She pauses. “It only talks about turning your back on the company of men, but it means to forbid all romance.”
“You should change it.” He says.
“That’s the official oath-… I don’t really have the authority to do so.”
“A-alright. I pledge myself to the Goddess Artemis. I turn my back on the company of men, accept eternal maidenhood, and join the Hunt. Does that work?“
Kota feels something change within him. It’s just like… time stops. But it’s still going- but his body, his flesh, and his mind-they can no longer be touched by time.
“W-woah. Is that how you always feel?”
She smiles slightly, nodding. “Indeed. You… you’ll no longer age.”
“Oh… when were you born? You seem to be fairly old.”
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Elizabeth is by the ocean, on the beach, sharpening her harpoon.
Kota walks up to her. “You said the last time we met that boys can be Hunters? Is that right?”
She looks up to Kota, nodding. “Yes. Most of them are girls, but that isn’t a rule.”
“H-how can I become a Hunter?”
“Well, there’s an oath you must swear…”
“I’ve thought about it for a few weeks. I think I can.”
“Are you sure? You aren’t really able to quit the hunters-… I mean… you can-… it’s just… you shouldn’t.”
“I want to do good in the world. Even if it means k-killing monsters.”
“Alright… I can provide you the oath you need to say, then.”
He sighs. “Thank you. I can’t believe I’m doing this…”
“The oath you need to recite to become a hunter is: I pledge myself to the Goddess Artemis. I turn my back on the company of men, accept eternal maidenhood, and join the Hunt.” She pauses. “It only talks about turning your back on the company of men, but it means to forbid all romance.”
“You should change it.” He says.
“That’s the official oath-… I don’t really have the authority to do so.”
“A-alright. I pledge myself to the Goddess Artemis. I turn my back on the company of men, accept eternal maidenhood, and join the Hunt. Does that work?“
Kota feels something change within him. It’s just like… time stops. But it’s still going- but his body, his flesh, and his mind-they can no longer be touched by time.
“W-woah. Is that how you always feel?”
She smiles slightly, nodding. “Indeed. You… you’ll no longer age.”
“Oh… when were you born? You seem to be fairly old.”
“…sometime in the 1650s. I took the oath at sixteen.”
Elizabeth is by the ocean, on the beach, sharpening her harpoon.
Kota walks up to her. “You said the last time we met that boys can be Hunters? Is that right?”
She looks up to Kota, nodding. “Yes. Most of them are girls, but that isn’t a rule.”
“H-how can I become a Hunter?”
“Well, there’s an oath you must swear…”
“I’ve thought about it for a few weeks. I think I can.”
“Are you sure? You aren’t really able to quit the hunters-… I mean… you can-… it’s just… you shouldn’t.”
“I want to do good in the world. Even if it means k-killing monsters.”
“Alright… I can provide you the oath you need to say, then.”
He sighs. “Thank you. I can’t believe I’m doing this…”
“The oath you need to recite to become a hunter is: I pledge myself to the Goddess Artemis. I turn my back on the company of men, accept eternal maidenhood, and join the Hunt.” She pauses. “It only talks about turning your back on the company of men, but it means to forbid all romance.”
“You should change it.” He says.
“That’s the official oath-… I don’t really have the authority to do so.”
“A-alright. I pledge myself to the Goddess Artemis. I turn my back on the company of men, accept eternal maidenhood, and join the Hunt. Does that work?“
Kota feels something change within him. It’s just like… time stops. But it’s still going- but his body, his flesh, and his mind-they can no longer be touched by time.
“W-woah. Is that how you always feel?”
She smiles slightly, nodding. “Indeed. You… you’ll no longer age.”
“Oh… when were you born? You seem to be fairly old.”
“…sometime in the 1650s. I took the oath at sixteen.”
“I’m Fifteen. No love. Phew, I don’t really want to fall in love.”
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Elizabeth is by the ocean, on the beach, sharpening her harpoon.
Kota walks up to her. “You said the last time we met that boys can be Hunters? Is that right?”
She looks up to Kota, nodding. “Yes. Most of them are girls, but that isn’t a rule.”
“H-how can I become a Hunter?”
“Well, there’s an oath you must swear…”
“I’ve thought about it for a few weeks. I think I can.”
“Are you sure? You aren’t really able to quit the hunters-… I mean… you can-… it’s just… you shouldn’t.”
“I want to do good in the world. Even if it means k-killing monsters.”
“Alright… I can provide you the oath you need to say, then.”
He sighs. “Thank you. I can’t believe I’m doing this…”
“The oath you need to recite to become a hunter is: I pledge myself to the Goddess Artemis. I turn my back on the company of men, accept eternal maidenhood, and join the Hunt.” She pauses. “It only talks about turning your back on the company of men, but it means to forbid all romance.”
“You should change it.” He says.
“That’s the official oath-… I don’t really have the authority to do so.”
“A-alright. I pledge myself to the Goddess Artemis. I turn my back on the company of men, accept eternal maidenhood, and join the Hunt. Does that work?“
Kota feels something change within him. It’s just like… time stops. But it’s still going- but his body, his flesh, and his mind-they can no longer be touched by time.
“W-woah. Is that how you always feel?”
She smiles slightly, nodding. “Indeed. You… you’ll no longer age.”
“Oh… when were you born? You seem to be fairly old.”
“…sometime in the 1650s. I took the oath at sixteen.”
“I’m Fifteen. No love. Phew, I don’t really want to fall in love.”
“Good, then there isn’t any real downside to becoming a hunter. Besides the occasionally life-threatening situations, of course.”
Elizabeth is by the ocean, on the beach, sharpening her harpoon.
Kota walks up to her. “You said the last time we met that boys can be Hunters? Is that right?”
She looks up to Kota, nodding. “Yes. Most of them are girls, but that isn’t a rule.”
“H-how can I become a Hunter?”
“Well, there’s an oath you must swear…”
“I’ve thought about it for a few weeks. I think I can.”
“Are you sure? You aren’t really able to quit the hunters-… I mean… you can-… it’s just… you shouldn’t.”
“I want to do good in the world. Even if it means k-killing monsters.”
“Alright… I can provide you the oath you need to say, then.”
He sighs. “Thank you. I can’t believe I’m doing this…”
“The oath you need to recite to become a hunter is: I pledge myself to the Goddess Artemis. I turn my back on the company of men, accept eternal maidenhood, and join the Hunt.” She pauses. “It only talks about turning your back on the company of men, but it means to forbid all romance.”
“You should change it.” He says.
“That’s the official oath-… I don’t really have the authority to do so.”
“A-alright. I pledge myself to the Goddess Artemis. I turn my back on the company of men, accept eternal maidenhood, and join the Hunt. Does that work?“
Kota feels something change within him. It’s just like… time stops. But it’s still going- but his body, his flesh, and his mind-they can no longer be touched by time.
“W-woah. Is that how you always feel?”
She smiles slightly, nodding. “Indeed. You… you’ll no longer age.”
“Oh… when were you born? You seem to be fairly old.”
“…sometime in the 1650s. I took the oath at sixteen.”
“I’m Fifteen. No love. Phew, I don’t really want to fall in love.”
“Good, then there isn’t any real downside to becoming a hunter. Besides the occasionally life-threatening situations, of course.”
“And killing.” He gulps.
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Gabriel is in the arena, trying out some martial arts that he saw other campers practicing. Which really just amounts to a little kid playing pretend karate master with the training dummy.
Havoc is in a different part of the arena, going to town on another training dummy with his trusty great axe.
Noctis is playing on his Switch Lite, making his own sound effects for his character in the game.
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Gabriel is in the arena, trying out some martial arts that he saw other campers practicing. Which really just amounts to a little kid playing pretend karate master with the training dummy.
Havoc is in a different part of the arena, going to town on another training dummy with his trusty great axe.
Noctis is playing on his Switch Lite, making his own sound effects for his character in the game.
Frederick runs up to Gabriel, carrying a dagger.
“Hey Havoc!” Kota says, approaching him. He seems… brighter. More confident. Younger. As if he’s stuck in time.
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Gabriel is in the arena, trying out some martial arts that he saw other campers practicing. Which really just amounts to a little kid playing pretend karate master with the training dummy.
Havoc is in a different part of the arena, going to town on another training dummy with his trusty great axe.
Noctis is playing on his Switch Lite, making his own sound effects for his character in the game.
Frederick runs up to Gabriel, carrying a dagger.
“Hey Havoc!” Kota says, approaching him. He seems… brighter. More confident. Younger. As if he’s stuck in time.
"Hi Brother!" he says before stumbling and falling as he was trying to kick the dummy and lost his footing. He giggles a bit as he sits up. "How's it going!"
"Hey Kota, you seem in good spirits. Managed to find one of those hunters?" Havoc asks taking in his more confident demeanor.
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Gabriel is in the arena, trying out some martial arts that he saw other campers practicing. Which really just amounts to a little kid playing pretend karate master with the training dummy.
Havoc is in a different part of the arena, going to town on another training dummy with his trusty great axe.
Noctis is playing on his Switch Lite, making his own sound effects for his character in the game.
Frederick runs up to Gabriel, carrying a dagger.
“Hey Havoc!” Kota says, approaching him. He seems… brighter. More confident. Younger. As if he’s stuck in time.
"Hi Brother!" he says before stumbling and falling as he was trying to kick the dummy and lost his footing. He giggles a bit as he sits up. "How's it going!"
"Hey Kota, you seem in good spirits. Managed to find one of those hunters?" Havoc asks taking in his more confident demeanor.
“Finished chewing dagger and made new friend! We make Monster Cabin! Monster Cube!l
“Yes. I joined the Hunt. And it feels… way better. I feel free.”
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Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
*hello :) i can probably handle like.. one maybe two interactions i think. mykailo or cayde.*
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“I want to do good in the world. Even if it means k-killing monsters.”
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“Alright… I can provide you the oath you need to say, then.”
He sighs. “Thank you. I can’t believe I’m doing this…”
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“The oath you need to recite to become a hunter is: I pledge myself to the Goddess Artemis. I turn my back on the company of men, accept eternal maidenhood, and join the Hunt.” She pauses. “It only talks about turning your back on the company of men, but it means to forbid all romance.”
“You should change it.” He says.
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“That’s the official oath-… I don’t really have the authority to do so.”
“A-alright. I pledge myself to the Goddess Artemis. I turn my back on the company of men, accept eternal maidenhood, and join the Hunt. Does that work?“
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Kota feels something change within him. It’s just like… time stops. But it’s still going- but his body, his flesh, and his mind-they can no longer be touched by time.
“W-woah. Is that how you always feel?”
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She smiles slightly, nodding. “Indeed. You… you’ll no longer age.”
“Oh… when were you born? You seem to be fairly old.”
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“…sometime in the 1650s. I took the oath at sixteen.”
“I’m Fifteen. No love. Phew, I don’t really want to fall in love.”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
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“Good, then there isn’t any real downside to becoming a hunter. Besides the occasionally life-threatening situations, of course.”
“And killing.” He gulps.
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Gabriel is in the arena, trying out some martial arts that he saw other campers practicing. Which really just amounts to a little kid playing pretend karate master with the training dummy.
Havoc is in a different part of the arena, going to town on another training dummy with his trusty great axe.
Noctis is playing on his Switch Lite, making his own sound effects for his character in the game.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
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Frederick runs up to Gabriel, carrying a dagger.
“Hey Havoc!” Kota says, approaching him. He seems… brighter. More confident. Younger. As if he’s stuck in time.
Your local friendly stupid doop!
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Extended Signature!
"Hi Brother!" he says before stumbling and falling as he was trying to kick the dummy and lost his footing. He giggles a bit as he sits up. "How's it going!"
"Hey Kota, you seem in good spirits. Managed to find one of those hunters?" Havoc asks taking in his more confident demeanor.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
“Finished chewing dagger and made new friend! We make Monster Cabin! Monster Cube!l
“Yes. I joined the Hunt. And it feels… way better. I feel free.”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*hello :) i can probably handle like.. one maybe two interactions i think. mykailo or cayde.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ