“Because I have much better things to attend to than repeatedly slaughtering children.” Correlion pauses. “And Max would not have wanted me to kill you. I will find a way to exorcise you first.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*I am perfectly fine if this character is weak, thank you for accepting them! I'm going to keep True to Your Word, as this guy is supposed to be a corporate. I don't plan on leveling this guy up any time soon, so I'm gonna keep him at 10th level and just passively not use Dread Points to help my character as if I were a billionaire looking at a marginalized group.*
*that works :) you can also have a rare magic item to start to make up for the power difference, as well as starting equipment ofc*
*Brilliant! I'll take a +2 Rod of the Pact Keeper.*
*This is a character I'm planning on playing in a campaign I'm playing in with my family, so his ability scores are gonna be higher than a usual PC and he's gonna be wielding a little bit of homebrew, mostly just spells (and since he gets 2 a fight plus one for his Rod of the Pact Keeper, it's probably gonna be cool).*
*McDonalds is everywhere, you know, they just haven't shown their faces here in Profanus yet...*
*OH DEAR LORD*
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
“Because I have much better things to attend to than repeatedly slaughtering children.” Correlion pauses. “And Max would not have wanted me to kill you. I will find a way to exorcise you first.”
"... Max is back, by the way..."
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
"Well... I'm not exactly... pleasant looking or anything, am I?" He gestures at his body, which seems to move like a viscous liquid. "I'd have thought I'd be nightmare fuel for most kids."
"I guess..."
"I mean, you'd have to have things like me in your everyday life to not be afraid..." He thinks. "Then again, you DO live in Profanus."
"Yeah..."
"Why are you stacking rocks?" He asks after a momentary silence.
"What else is there to do? It's fun. Or, at least, it's not horrible."
"Fair enough." Eborix looks around. "I've never actually spoken to a human before. I usually just... use them. For sustenance."
"Oh joy, that sounds amazing."
"I feed off psychic energy. It's much harder to get it off of other Unholy beings, so I use humans. It just has the unfortunate side effect of turning them mad." He scratches his head. "Don't worry, it's disabled right now."
"... Please don't try and turn humans crazy."
"It's not my fault!" He says defensively, before considering. "...Okay, maybe it is, but otherwise I don't get enough 'food'. And they never complained."
"Because they went crazy...?"
"Ah. I... didn't think of that." Eborix replies with a small amount of apprehension about getting outsmarted by a human kid.
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed theArcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
*Brilliant! I'll take a +2 Rod of the Pact Keeper.*
*This is a character I'm planning on playing in a campaign I'm playing in with my family, so his ability scores are gonna be higher than a usual PC and he's gonna be wielding a little bit of homebrew, mostly just spells (and since he gets 2 a fight plus one for his Rod of the Pact Keeper, it's probably gonna be cool).*
*McDonalds is everywhere, you know, they just haven't shown their faces here in Profanus yet...*
*Could you send me the homebrew? I’ll post it in the PM with Gibber and stuff to make sure they’re cool with it. i cant wait for free market capitalism in hell ☹️*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Because I have much better things to attend to than repeatedly slaughtering children.” Correlion pauses. “And Max would not have wanted me to kill you. I will find a way to exorcise you first.”
"... Max is back, by the way..."
The angel turns around quickly. “Max has returned?! How? And where?” Their runes flare up brightly.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
'This looks brilliant. Do we get to choose our own decor? I'm quite a fan of minimalism, you see.' The disembodied voice coming from the red lights seems to laugh slightly. Then, the lights drift up close to Malrick's face, until they hover right in front of his eyes. Through the lights, Malrick sees a vision of a stark white house with splashes of red.
"Of course, do whatever you like!"
*I need to write something in PMs I forgot where I put it.*
'Perfect. I can already see a future here. Does this alliance have a name? I have many'
"Not yet, I have been brainstorming for days. Right now, I just call it the alliance of peace."
'This looks brilliant. Do we get to choose our own decor? I'm quite a fan of minimalism, you see.' The disembodied voice coming from the red lights seems to laugh slightly. Then, the lights drift up close to Malrick's face, until they hover right in front of his eyes. Through the lights, Malrick sees a vision of a stark white house with splashes of red.
"Of course, do whatever you like!"
*I need to write something in PMs I forgot where I put it.*
'Perfect. I can already see a future here. Does this alliance have a name? I have many'
"Not yet, I have been brainstorming for days. Right now, I just call it the alliance of peace."
'Peace is good, I suppose. It looks reasonable, which is always an advantage. Nobody will listen to the demon that covers itself in black ooze and screams about destruction every five nanoseconds. But we can appear safe, appear like the only obvious rational choice. That benefits us, does it not?'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'This looks brilliant. Do we get to choose our own decor? I'm quite a fan of minimalism, you see.' The disembodied voice coming from the red lights seems to laugh slightly. Then, the lights drift up close to Malrick's face, until they hover right in front of his eyes. Through the lights, Malrick sees a vision of a stark white house with splashes of red.
"Of course, do whatever you like!"
*I need to write something in PMs I forgot where I put it.*
'Perfect. I can already see a future here. Does this alliance have a name? I have many'
"Not yet, I have been brainstorming for days. Right now, I just call it the alliance of peace."
'Peace is good, I suppose. It looks reasonable, which is always an advantage. Nobody will listen to the demon that covers itself in black ooze and screams about destruction every five nanoseconds. But we can appear safe, appear like the only obvious rational choice. That benefits us, does it not?'
"Yes, but others think of foolish for wanting peace, such as Correlion. Even with our place here, he wishes to destroy my dreams. I do not see why."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
'Me neither. If one does not have a goal, then one has no reason to be. What kind of a life is that? Much better to be in our collaborative alliance of teamwork and organisation. Hah, that has a ring to it. Some happy happy self-help group. Definitely stands out from the 'Legion of Death's and the 'Army of Doom's. Don't you think?'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'Me neither. If one does not have a goal, then one has no reason to be. What kind of a life is that? Much better to be in our collaborative alliance of teamwork and organisation. Hah, that has a ring to it. Some happy happy self-help group. Definitely stands out from the 'Legion of Death's and the 'Army of Doom's. Don't you think?'
Malricks smiles widens ever furthest. "Exactly! We do not need to fight one another, we could make a civilization and grow! I wish to escape eventually of course, but In the meantime there is no reason for senseless violence!"
'Indeed. We must never forget who the enemy is. Those who condemn us. If our peers do not threaten us, then they should be of no concern to us. I like a civilisation. We're certainly civilised enough. Civilised Alliance of Teamwork and Organisation much?'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“Because I have much better things to attend to than repeatedly slaughtering children.” Correlion pauses. “And Max would not have wanted me to kill you. I will find a way to exorcise you first.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*OH DEAR LORD*
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
"Perfect." Drakan assembles his large collection of head bones in the spot where the throne is to be built.
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
"... Max is back, by the way..."
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
*GTG*
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
"Ah. I... didn't think of that." Eborix replies with a small amount of apprehension about getting outsmarted by a human kid.
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
*Aww byee*
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
*Could you send me the homebrew? I’ll post it in the PM with Gibber and stuff to make sure they’re cool with it. i cant wait for free market capitalism in hell ☹️*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The angel turns around quickly. “Max has returned?! How? And where?” Their runes flare up brightly.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*bye!*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Not yet, I have been brainstorming for days. Right now, I just call it the alliance of peace."
'Peace is good, I suppose. It looks reasonable, which is always an advantage. Nobody will listen to the demon that covers itself in black ooze and screams about destruction every five nanoseconds. But we can appear safe, appear like the only obvious rational choice. That benefits us, does it not?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Yes, but others think of foolish for wanting peace, such as Correlion. Even with our place here, he wishes to destroy my dreams. I do not see why."
*I can RP if anyone is interested :]*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
'Me neither. If one does not have a goal, then one has no reason to be. What kind of a life is that? Much better to be in our collaborative alliance of teamwork and organisation. Hah, that has a ring to it. Some happy happy self-help group. Definitely stands out from the 'Legion of Death's and the 'Army of Doom's. Don't you think?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Malricks smiles widens ever furthest. "Exactly! We do not need to fight one another, we could make a civilization and grow! I wish to escape eventually of course, but In the meantime there is no reason for senseless violence!"
'Indeed. We must never forget who the enemy is. Those who condemn us. If our peers do not threaten us, then they should be of no concern to us. I like a civilisation. We're certainly civilised enough. Civilised Alliance of Teamwork and Organisation much?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Maybe, but I think it should be easy to say. I must come up with something good."
*Going into full brainstorm mode.*
'It could always be acronymed. It would be pronounceable, would it not?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*Just asked my friend group, already getting spammed with replies.*