She shakes his hand politely. ”Cassandra Quinn, Appearance mage. You’ll excuse me if I’m hesitant to share my age, yes?” Thalia whispers loudly “she’s 26”. Cassandra elbows her playfully.
“I do plant magic. Most of the time at least. I haven’t found my specialty yet.”
“I’m sure you will. Before I found my niche, I studied psychology!” She laughs
“Anyways, I’ve got a lot of questions. The primary one being: Why is Thalia here if she can’t do magic?”
“I’m hoping that being surrounded by magic will awaken some spark in her!” She grins. “Plus, I can’t go back to running a business alone, can I? I’ve become rather fond of Thalia.”
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*update on Getting Married today- did a run through of me just trying to speak it at .75 speed, and I was fast for the fast parts. Gonna go up to .90 speed and see if I’m still fast or about on time. This is my first day, but I know I can’t keep up with the song at its full speed yet.*
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-__-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-__-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*update on Getting Married today- did a run through of me just trying to speak it at .75 speed, and I was fast for the fast parts. Gonna go up to .90 speed and see if I’m still fast or about on time. This is my first day, but I know I can’t keep up with the song at its full speed yet.*
A girl stands on a street corner, glancing down at a scrap of paper in her hand, then at the city before her, then back to the paper again. Her black, catlike tail swings anxiously behind her, swishing her skirt a little along with it. Two matching ears peek out from under her flat black cap, twitching with each sound around her. The wind almost carries her hat away, but she snatches it out of the air before it can get very far.
A young woman stands beneath a tree in a park, the sun rippling through the leaves around her giving her an almost mystical aura. She taps her foot impatiently against the packed soil and glances at her watch every few minutes. With her pink hair and coat and fuschia witch’s hat, she stands out from the greenery behind her.
A long, pale hand gently closes around her wrist. "My my!" Says an excited voice. "What a curious item! Is that... a clock? What magic is this?" If she turns to look, there is a towering man in black and pink clothes woven from fine, ancient silks, a tapestry depicting extinct creatures in more detail and beauty than should be possible. His teeth are black and sharp, and his eyes burn with pink magical energy.
"Exquisite! Suits your style well!"
If she has ever studied magic of combat, illusion, or of darker varieties, she knows that this man is a mythical figure who has been 'dead' for over 1,000 years. A man who seemed to have more raw magical power than 99% of recorded individuals throughout history.
*oh, sorry* she doesn’t seem to recognize him. “This?” She raises her watch. “It was a gift. It really is a pretty thing, isn’t it?”
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*update on Getting Married today- did a run through of me just trying to speak it at .75 speed, and I was fast for the fast parts. Gonna go up to .90 speed and see if I’m still fast or about on time. This is my first day, but I know I can’t keep up with the song at its full speed yet.*
*Eminem at Broadway*
*quite literally. According to a quick google search, Eminem’s fastest song is 6.46 words per second for 15 seconds. Getting married today, the fastest song on Broadway besides guns and ships (which beats it out in like a 3 second portion) is, at its fast parts, which is much, much longer than guns and ships, is about 6.2 words per second.*
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-__-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-__-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
She shakes his hand politely. ”Cassandra Quinn, Appearance mage. You’ll excuse me if I’m hesitant to share my age, yes?” Thalia whispers loudly “she’s 26”. Cassandra elbows her playfully.
“I do plant magic. Most of the time at least. I haven’t found my specialty yet.”
“I’m sure you will. Before I found my niche, I studied psychology!” She laughs
“Anyways, I’ve got a lot of questions. The primary one being: Why is Thalia here if she can’t do magic?”
“I’m hoping that being surrounded by magic will awaken some spark in her!” She grins. “Plus, I can’t go back to running a business alone, can I? I’ve become rather fond of Thalia.”
“Ooh. What kind of business do you run? Something to do with your magic?”
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Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
A long, pale hand gently closes around her wrist. "My my!" Says an excited voice. "What a curious item! Is that... a clock? What magic is this?" If she turns to look, there is a towering man in black and pink clothes woven from fine, ancient silks, a tapestry depicting extinct creatures in more detail and beauty than should be possible. His teeth are black and sharp, and his eyes burn with pink magical energy.
"Exquisite! Suits your style well!"
If she has ever studied magic of combat, illusion, or of darker varieties, she knows that this man is a mythical figure who has been 'dead' for over 1,000 years. A man who seemed to have more raw magical power than 99% of recorded individuals throughout history.
*oh, sorry* she doesn’t seem to recognize him. “This?” She raises her watch. “It was a gift. It really is a pretty thing, isn’t it?”
*All good*
"Ooh, yes! I've never seen anything quite like it!" He lets go of her wrist. "A timepiece that can be worn! Ha! I tried to invent something like it, but I ran it off the heartbeat of the wearer. It wasn't safe, and if your heartbeat was any more or less than 1 beat per second exactly, it wasn't accurate either. Regardless, it's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Snausage." He reads the watch. "...And I seem to have missed breakfast. What a bother. Most important meal of the day, and I missed it."
He thinks for a moment. "Do you know where I could get one of these incredibly stylish accessories? I don't want to miss many more meals, and I tend to be absent-minded at times."
*update on .90 speed- I can keep up with the first fast part and the third fast part, but the second and fourth are a bit too fast.*
*i tried it twice at full speed. I tend to fall behind at all of the fast parts, and the fourth part is actual hell. And I’m not even focusing on pronunciation right now. I need to say the word hepatitis during the fastest part of the song and then just keep going-*
*and with my darn Californian accent, I’m combining words constantly and when I’m trying to stay on time with this song it’s probably barely even understandable*
*but. This is just the first day. I’m making progress.*
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-__-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-__-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*update on Getting Married today- did a run through of me just trying to speak it at .75 speed, and I was fast for the fast parts. Gonna go up to .90 speed and see if I’m still fast or about on time. This is my first day, but I know I can’t keep up with the song at its full speed yet.*
*Eminem at Broadway*
*quite literally. According to a quick google search, Eminem’s fastest song is 6.46 words per second for 15 seconds. Getting married today, the fastest song on Broadway besides guns and ships (which beats it out in like a 3 second portion) is, at its fast parts, which is much, much longer than guns and ships, is about 6.2 words per second.*
*Slightly outdated information, but still absolutely insane that your going to be singing that fast*
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Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
*update on Getting Married today- did a run through of me just trying to speak it at .75 speed, and I was fast for the fast parts. Gonna go up to .90 speed and see if I’m still fast or about on time. This is my first day, but I know I can’t keep up with the song at its full speed yet.*
*Eminem at Broadway*
*quite literally. According to a quick google search, Eminem’s fastest song is 6.46 words per second for 15 seconds. Getting married today, the fastest song on Broadway besides guns and ships (which beats it out in like a 3 second portion) is, at its fast parts, which is much, much longer than guns and ships, is about 6.2 words per second.*
*Slightly outdated information, but still absolutely insane that your going to be singing that fast*
*oops, did Eminem get faster or did something beat out Guns and Ships?*
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-__-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-__-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*update on Getting Married today- did a run through of me just trying to speak it at .75 speed, and I was fast for the fast parts. Gonna go up to .90 speed and see if I’m still fast or about on time. This is my first day, but I know I can’t keep up with the song at its full speed yet.*
*Eminem at Broadway*
*quite literally. According to a quick google search, Eminem’s fastest song is 6.46 words per second for 15 seconds. Getting married today, the fastest song on Broadway besides guns and ships (which beats it out in like a 3 second portion) is, at its fast parts, which is much, much longer than guns and ships, is about 6.2 words per second.*
*Slightly outdated information, but still absolutely insane that your going to be singing that fast*
*oops, did Eminem get faster or did something beat out Guns and Ships?*
*Eminem did get faster. In Godzilla (the song not the movie), he raps 400 words in 30 seconds, for about 13 words a second (13.3 if you wanna be specific). Honestly Im not even sure how thats possible.*
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Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
*update on Getting Married today- did a run through of me just trying to speak it at .75 speed, and I was fast for the fast parts. Gonna go up to .90 speed and see if I’m still fast or about on time. This is my first day, but I know I can’t keep up with the song at its full speed yet.*
*Eminem at Broadway*
*quite literally. According to a quick google search, Eminem’s fastest song is 6.46 words per second for 15 seconds. Getting married today, the fastest song on Broadway besides guns and ships (which beats it out in like a 3 second portion) is, at its fast parts, which is much, much longer than guns and ships, is about 6.2 words per second.*
*Slightly outdated information, but still absolutely insane that your going to be singing that fast*
*oops, did Eminem get faster or did something beat out Guns and Ships?*
*Eminem did get faster. In Godzilla (the song not the movie), he raps 400 words in 30 seconds, for about 13 words a second (13.3 if you wanna be specific). Honestly Im not even sure how thats possible.*
*great golly*
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-__-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-__-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*update on Getting Married today- did a run through of me just trying to speak it at .75 speed, and I was fast for the fast parts. Gonna go up to .90 speed and see if I’m still fast or about on time. This is my first day, but I know I can’t keep up with the song at its full speed yet.*
*Eminem at Broadway*
*quite literally. According to a quick google search, Eminem’s fastest song is 6.46 words per second for 15 seconds. Getting married today, the fastest song on Broadway besides guns and ships (which beats it out in like a 3 second portion) is, at its fast parts, which is much, much longer than guns and ships, is about 6.2 words per second.*
*Slightly outdated information, but still absolutely insane that your going to be singing that fast*
*oops, did Eminem get faster or did something beat out Guns and Ships?*
*Eminem did get faster. In Godzilla (the song not the movie), he raps 400 words in 30 seconds, for about 13 words a second (13.3 if you wanna be specific). Honestly Im not even sure how thats possible.*
*great golly*
*Anyways, I wish the best of luck on your musical endeavor!*
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Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
She shakes his hand politely. ”Cassandra Quinn, Appearance mage. You’ll excuse me if I’m hesitant to share my age, yes?” Thalia whispers loudly “she’s 26”. Cassandra elbows her playfully.
“I do plant magic. Most of the time at least. I haven’t found my specialty yet.”
“I’m sure you will. Before I found my niche, I studied psychology!” She laughs
“Anyways, I’ve got a lot of questions. The primary one being: Why is Thalia here if she can’t do magic?”
“I’m hoping that being surrounded by magic will awaken some spark in her!” She grins. “Plus, I can’t go back to running a business alone, can I? I’ve become rather fond of Thalia.”
“Ooh. What kind of business do you run? Something to do with your magic?”
“It’s something like a magical beauty parlor. I have a friend looking after it while I’m gone.”
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
A long, pale hand gently closes around her wrist. "My my!" Says an excited voice. "What a curious item! Is that... a clock? What magic is this?" If she turns to look, there is a towering man in black and pink clothes woven from fine, ancient silks, a tapestry depicting extinct creatures in more detail and beauty than should be possible. His teeth are black and sharp, and his eyes burn with pink magical energy.
"Exquisite! Suits your style well!"
If she has ever studied magic of combat, illusion, or of darker varieties, she knows that this man is a mythical figure who has been 'dead' for over 1,000 years. A man who seemed to have more raw magical power than 99% of recorded individuals throughout history.
*oh, sorry* she doesn’t seem to recognize him. “This?” She raises her watch. “It was a gift. It really is a pretty thing, isn’t it?”
*All good*
"Ooh, yes! I've never seen anything quite like it!" He lets go of her wrist. "A timepiece that can be worn! Ha! I tried to invent something like it, but I ran it off the heartbeat of the wearer. It wasn't safe, and if your heartbeat was any more or less than 1 beat per second exactly, it wasn't accurate either. Regardless, it's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Snausage." He reads the watch. "...And I seem to have missed breakfast. What a bother. Most important meal of the day, and I missed it."
He thinks for a moment. "Do you know where I could get one of these incredibly stylish accessories? I don't want to miss many more meals, and I tend to be absent-minded at times."
*is this the evil guy lying to her* ”most jewelry stores? Where have you been?” She grins playfully.
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
She shakes his hand politely. ”Cassandra Quinn, Appearance mage. You’ll excuse me if I’m hesitant to share my age, yes?” Thalia whispers loudly “she’s 26”. Cassandra elbows her playfully.
“I do plant magic. Most of the time at least. I haven’t found my specialty yet.”
“I’m sure you will. Before I found my niche, I studied psychology!” She laughs
“Anyways, I’ve got a lot of questions. The primary one being: Why is Thalia here if she can’t do magic?”
“I’m hoping that being surrounded by magic will awaken some spark in her!” She grins. “Plus, I can’t go back to running a business alone, can I? I’ve become rather fond of Thalia.”
“Ooh. What kind of business do you run? Something to do with your magic?”
“It’s something like a magical beauty parlor. I have a friend looking after it while I’m gone.”
“That’s so cool!”
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Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
She shakes his hand politely. ”Cassandra Quinn, Appearance mage. You’ll excuse me if I’m hesitant to share my age, yes?” Thalia whispers loudly “she’s 26”. Cassandra elbows her playfully.
“I do plant magic. Most of the time at least. I haven’t found my specialty yet.”
“I’m sure you will. Before I found my niche, I studied psychology!” She laughs
“Anyways, I’ve got a lot of questions. The primary one being: Why is Thalia here if she can’t do magic?”
“I’m hoping that being surrounded by magic will awaken some spark in her!” She grins. “Plus, I can’t go back to running a business alone, can I? I’ve become rather fond of Thalia.”
“Ooh. What kind of business do you run? Something to do with your magic?”
“It’s something like a magical beauty parlor. I have a friend looking after it while I’m gone.”
“That’s so cool!”
“I’m flattered.” She grins.
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
"Ooh, yes! I've never seen anything quite like it!" He lets go of her wrist. "A timepiece that can be worn! Ha! I tried to invent something like it, but I ran it off the heartbeat of the wearer. It wasn't safe, and if your heartbeat was any more or less than 1 beat per second exactly, it wasn't accurate either. Regardless, it's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Snausage." He reads the watch. "...And I seem to have missed breakfast. What a bother. Most important meal of the day, and I missed it."
He thinks for a moment. "Do you know where I could get one of these incredibly stylish accessories? I don't want to miss many more meals, and I tend to be absent-minded at times."
*is this the evil guy lying to her* ”most jewelry stores? Where have you been?” She grins playfully.
*Nope*
"Between dimensions. I don't mean realities, but the spatial dimensions that make up our world. Someone dispelled a crude teleportation spell I crafted, and they did it at the exact moment that I was making the jump. It's been a while. Time doesn't really pass between the fundamental aspects of reality, but fortunately I was partially back into the world ever so slightly. However, I kind of held my breath before trying to make the leap, so I was being stretched by my fingertips for what felt like an infinite amount of time while I was unable to breathe. It was unpleasant."
He sighs, then smiles back. "It's nice to see how far you've all come since then."
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Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
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“I’m hoping that being surrounded by magic will awaken some spark in her!” She grins. “Plus, I can’t go back to running a business alone, can I? I’ve become rather fond of Thalia.”
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*Hey Fry? I responded*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*update on Getting Married today- did a run through of me just trying to speak it at .75 speed, and I was fast for the fast parts. Gonna go up to .90 speed and see if I’m still fast or about on time. This is my first day, but I know I can’t keep up with the song at its full speed yet.*
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*Eminem at Broadway*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*oh, sorry*
she doesn’t seem to recognize him. “This?” She raises her watch. “It was a gift. It really is a pretty thing, isn’t it?”
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*quite literally. According to a quick google search, Eminem’s fastest song is 6.46 words per second for 15 seconds. Getting married today, the fastest song on Broadway besides guns and ships (which beats it out in like a 3 second portion) is, at its fast parts, which is much, much longer than guns and ships, is about 6.2 words per second.*
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“Ooh. What kind of business do you run? Something to do with your magic?”
Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
Should be all the important bits. Sweet
*All good*
"Ooh, yes! I've never seen anything quite like it!" He lets go of her wrist. "A timepiece that can be worn! Ha! I tried to invent something like it, but I ran it off the heartbeat of the wearer. It wasn't safe, and if your heartbeat was any more or less than 1 beat per second exactly, it wasn't accurate either. Regardless, it's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Snausage." He reads the watch. "...And I seem to have missed breakfast. What a bother. Most important meal of the day, and I missed it."
He thinks for a moment. "Do you know where I could get one of these incredibly stylish accessories? I don't want to miss many more meals, and I tend to be absent-minded at times."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*update on .90 speed- I can keep up with the first fast part and the third fast part, but the second and fourth are a bit too fast.*
*i tried it twice at full speed. I tend to fall behind at all of the fast parts, and the fourth part is actual hell. And I’m not even focusing on pronunciation right now. I need to say the word hepatitis during the fastest part of the song and then just keep going-*
*and with my darn Californian accent, I’m combining words constantly and when I’m trying to stay on time with this song it’s probably barely even understandable*
*but. This is just the first day. I’m making progress.*
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*Slightly outdated information, but still absolutely insane that your going to be singing that fast*
Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
Should be all the important bits. Sweet
*oops, did Eminem get faster or did something beat out Guns and Ships?*
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*Eminem did get faster. In Godzilla (the song not the movie), he raps 400 words in 30 seconds, for about 13 words a second (13.3 if you wanna be specific). Honestly Im not even sure how thats possible.*
Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
Should be all the important bits. Sweet
*great golly*
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*Anyways, I wish the best of luck on your musical endeavor!*
Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
Should be all the important bits. Sweet
“It’s something like a magical beauty parlor. I have a friend looking after it while I’m gone.”
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*is this the evil guy lying to her*
”most jewelry stores? Where have you been?” She grins playfully.
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
“That’s so cool!”
Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
Should be all the important bits. Sweet
“I’m flattered.” She grins.
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*hello*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*Nope*
"Between dimensions. I don't mean realities, but the spatial dimensions that make up our world. Someone dispelled a crude teleportation spell I crafted, and they did it at the exact moment that I was making the jump. It's been a while. Time doesn't really pass between the fundamental aspects of reality, but fortunately I was partially back into the world ever so slightly. However, I kind of held my breath before trying to make the leap, so I was being stretched by my fingertips for what felt like an infinite amount of time while I was unable to breathe. It was unpleasant."
He sighs, then smiles back. "It's nice to see how far you've all come since then."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels