Frysten the Snow Tiger is lugging a large plank of wood across the snowy mountains, followed by a baby Displacer Beast and an Air Elemental.
An immensely bright blast of light eminates Infront of him, echoes of eldritch whispers and arcane mysteries burst past his ears, expelled from the pure energy of what just happened. After a few seconds, the light fades, and a... thing... stands before him, features cloaked in shadow, Golden robes covering it's body.
Frysten bows his head. “Hello, divine being.” He says, his voice muffled by the plank in his mouth.
They laugh.
"Oh! It has been long since I've been called that, hah!"
“Have you come to help me with my work, or to hinder me?”
"I honestly have no idea who or what you are."
“I am a tiger.”
"... And...?"
“A white tiger?”
"I can see that. I have eyes."
“Well, what else do you want to know? You can clearly see what I am.”
"What your plans are. You asked if I am going to stop your plans, so I must know what they are first, obviously."
“Building an Inn?”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Frysten the Snow Tiger is lugging a large plank of wood across the snowy mountains, followed by a baby Displacer Beast and an Air Elemental.
An immensely bright blast of light eminates Infront of him, echoes of eldritch whispers and arcane mysteries burst past his ears, expelled from the pure energy of what just happened. After a few seconds, the light fades, and a... thing... stands before him, features cloaked in shadow, Golden robes covering it's body.
Frysten bows his head. “Hello, divine being.” He says, his voice muffled by the plank in his mouth.
They laugh.
"Oh! It has been long since I've been called that, hah!"
“Have you come to help me with my work, or to hinder me?”
"I honestly have no idea who or what you are."
“I am a tiger.”
"... And...?"
“A white tiger?”
"I can see that. I have eyes."
“Well, what else do you want to know? You can clearly see what I am.”
"What your plans are. You asked if I am going to stop your plans, so I must know what they are first, obviously."
“Building an Inn?”
"Anything else?"
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
"It's extra work to resell these things, so anything work aboot sixty gold will do."
Ynera passes over an amulet, looking to be made of silver and engraved with a moon symbol. “Does this suffice?”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Uh, protecting Aure and finding Frosty’s mother?” He taps the Displacer beast kitten with his nose.
"Ooohhh... So close... Sadly, in accordance with Divine Law 415234, Thou shalt not create a place where others may congregate while searching for missing members of one's family. Sorry! For your sins, I'm afraid you'll have to suffer in eternal damnation..."
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
“Uh, protecting Aure and finding Frosty’s mother?” He taps the Displacer beast kitten with his nose.
"Ooohhh... So close... Sadly, in accordance with Divine Law 415234, Thou shalt not create a place where others may congregate while searching for missing members of one's family. Sorry! For your sins, I'm afraid you'll have to suffer in eternal damnation..."
He chuckles. “Sorry. That was a joke, right?”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
"Alright then! So, in the emergency case of being unable to banish a threat to this realm, we will instead lead them down this corridor, to this chamber right here."
They stop in a round room, rather plain, not much to it.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Uh, protecting Aure and finding Frosty’s mother?” He taps the Displacer beast kitten with his nose.
"Ooohhh... So close... Sadly, in accordance with Divine Law 415234, Thou shalt not create a place where others may congregate while searching for missing members of one's family. Sorry! For your sins, I'm afraid you'll have to suffer in eternal damnation..."
He chuckles. “Sorry. That was a joke, right?”
"Afraid not... You see, it gets really confusing, as the whole divine hierarchy up there is kinda wack, and new Supreme Rulers get shuffled around pretty often, and they impose random and obscure rules other more morally upright Supreme Rulers forget to dispell... Sorry!"
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
It’s dark, dismal, cramped, and rather putrid. There are dozens of twisting hallways, doors made of discarded driftwood, and decorations made of animal- and a couple human- bones. It takes a while before They arrive anywhere that could count as a room- they find themself in what seems to be the captain’s quarters of one of the sunken ships, a globe on a desk that’s half rotted away and taken apart. Portraits, ruined by constant exposure to the sea, are hung on the walls, and there is a colony of sea urchins living in one corner of the room. Circling around the ceiling of the quarters are a pair of reef sharks, and two giant octopus- human sized, maybe even a bit bigger, rummage through a chest on one side of the room. Unless they are still actively hiding, they immediately notice them.
Ynera takes a moment to look around the room, holding their hands up with a sheepish smile. “Oh dear. I’ve been spotted. I am here merely of my own curiosity.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Alright then! So, in the emergency case of being unable to banish a threat to this realm, we will instead lead them down this corridor, to this chamber right here."
They stop in a round room, rather plain, not much to it.
Please make a Perception Check!
27
He notices six Glyphs of Warding on the ground, placed around a central point.
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
"Alright then! So, in the emergency case of being unable to banish a threat to this realm, we will instead lead them down this corridor, to this chamber right here."
They stop in a round room, rather plain, not much to it.
Please make a Perception Check!
27
*…*
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
“Uh, protecting Aure and finding Frosty’s mother?” He taps the Displacer beast kitten with his nose.
"Ooohhh... So close... Sadly, in accordance with Divine Law 415234, Thou shalt not create a place where others may congregate while searching for missing members of one's family. Sorry! For your sins, I'm afraid you'll have to suffer in eternal damnation..."
He chuckles. “Sorry. That was a joke, right?”
"Afraid not... You see, it gets really confusing, as the whole divine hierarchy up there is kinda wack, and new Supreme Rulers get shuffled around pretty often, and they impose random and obscure rules other more morally upright Supreme Rulers forget to dispell... Sorry!"
He growls. “What do you expect me to do, leave this kitten to die?”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
"Alright then! So, in the emergency case of being unable to banish a threat to this realm, we will instead lead them down this corridor, to this chamber right here."
They stop in a round room, rather plain, not much to it.
Please make a Perception Check!
27
He notices six Glyphs of Warding on the ground, placed around a central point.
Ynera casts Identify on them to determine what spells they trigger and what their trigger is.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Uh, protecting Aure and finding Frosty’s mother?” He taps the Displacer beast kitten with his nose.
"Ooohhh... So close... Sadly, in accordance with Divine Law 415234, Thou shalt not create a place where others may congregate while searching for missing members of one's family. Sorry! For your sins, I'm afraid you'll have to suffer in eternal damnation..."
He chuckles. “Sorry. That was a joke, right?”
"Afraid not... You see, it gets really confusing, as the whole divine hierarchy up there is kinda wack, and new Supreme Rulers get shuffled around pretty often, and they impose random and obscure rules other more morally upright Supreme Rulers forget to dispell... Sorry!"
He growls. “What do you expect me to do, leave this kitten to die?”
"Sorry... The Good Folks at the Pearly Gates will ensure it has a wonderful afterlife! You, however, need to suffer eternal damnation."
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
The grey, scarred tiefling looks up from where he sits. "You have not intruded, friend. Anyone with well-wishes may come and visit. Meeting neighbors is difficult around here, and I welcome company. Care for some tea and breakfast?"
“Of course.” They take a seat nearby, watching the dig site. “Quite the world I have stumbled upon. Unfortunately I am very new to this plane, and I have yet to meet my new neighbors. My name is Ynera.” He smiles.
He smiles back. "Snausage, at your service." He drags over a table and begins to set it for two. "I haven't been on any plane in a thousand years, so I'm unused to such a world as well. We have waffles in four flavors: almond, chocolate chip, blueberry, and plain. Do any of those interest you?"
"Alright then! So, in the emergency case of being unable to banish a threat to this realm, we will instead lead them down this corridor, to this chamber right here."
They stop in a round room, rather plain, not much to it.
Please make a Perception Check!
27
He notices six Glyphs of Warding on the ground, placed around a central point.
Ynera casts Identify on them to determine what spells they trigger and what their trigger is.
The spell that is triggered is Imprison, six times, each for the six different casting types. The trigger is when The Singularity and The Mediator and The Guardian all agree on a threat that could threaten all who reside in this realm, and that threat steps within 5 feet of the Glyph's of Warding.
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
"Oh, I'm afraid that the answer will sadly be yes."
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
It’s dark, dismal, cramped, and rather putrid. There are dozens of twisting hallways, doors made of discarded driftwood, and decorations made of animal- and a couple human- bones. It takes a while before They arrive anywhere that could count as a room- they find themself in what seems to be the captain’s quarters of one of the sunken ships, a globe on a desk that’s half rotted away and taken apart. Portraits, ruined by constant exposure to the sea, are hung on the walls, and there is a colony of sea urchins living in one corner of the room. Circling around the ceiling of the quarters are a pair of reef sharks, and two giant octopus- human sized, maybe even a bit bigger, rummage through a chest on one side of the room. Unless they are still actively hiding, they immediately notice them.
Ynera takes a moment to look around the room, holding their hands up with a sheepish smile. “Oh dear. I’ve been spotted. I am here merely of my own curiosity.”
The two sharks rush over to Ynera, circling around them. The giant Octopi observe him curiously from afar.
there is a rumbling, creaking sound from somewhere else in the lair, and Ynera can sense that the gentle flow of water around the lair intensifies and shifts direction, heading to the room they’re in. They hear shifting from outside the lair, and they can guess that means that at least some of the creatures from outside are coming inside.
the beasts in the room with them right now do not speak, nor do they seem to be aggressive. They just watch.
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-__-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-__-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"Alright then! So, in the emergency case of being unable to banish a threat to this realm, we will instead lead them down this corridor, to this chamber right here."
They stop in a round room, rather plain, not much to it.
Please make a Perception Check!
27
*…*
*They don’t have a +26 to perception, they just had a +1d4 and got a crit fail on that. Their perception bonus is +8*
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-__-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-__-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
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“Building an Inn?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"Anything else?"
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
Ynera passes over an amulet, looking to be made of silver and engraved with a moon symbol. “Does this suffice?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*cut with Gonzaloo.*
“Uh, protecting Aure and finding Frosty’s mother?” He taps the Displacer beast kitten with his nose.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"Ooohhh... So close... Sadly, in accordance with Divine Law 415234, Thou shalt not create a place where others may congregate while searching for missing members of one's family. Sorry! For your sins, I'm afraid you'll have to suffer in eternal damnation..."
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
He chuckles. “Sorry. That was a joke, right?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
28
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Afraid not... You see, it gets really confusing, as the whole divine hierarchy up there is kinda wack, and new Supreme Rulers get shuffled around pretty often, and they impose random and obscure rules other more morally upright Supreme Rulers forget to dispell... Sorry!"
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
Ynera takes a moment to look around the room, holding their hands up with a sheepish smile. “Oh dear. I’ve been spotted. I am here merely of my own curiosity.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
He notices six Glyphs of Warding on the ground, placed around a central point.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
*…*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
He growls. “What do you expect me to do, leave this kitten to die?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Ynera casts Identify on them to determine what spells they trigger and what their trigger is.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Sorry... The Good Folks at the Pearly Gates will ensure it has a wonderful afterlife! You, however, need to suffer eternal damnation."
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
He smiles back. "Snausage, at your service." He drags over a table and begins to set it for two. "I haven't been on any plane in a thousand years, so I'm unused to such a world as well. We have waffles in four flavors: almond, chocolate chip, blueberry, and plain. Do any of those interest you?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*cut because it won’t show your messages.*
He growls again. “No.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
The spell that is triggered is Imprison, six times, each for the six different casting types. The trigger is when The Singularity and The Mediator and The Guardian all agree on a threat that could threaten all who reside in this realm, and that threat steps within 5 feet of the Glyph's of Warding.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
"Oh, I'm afraid that the answer will sadly be yes."
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
The two sharks rush over to Ynera, circling around them. The giant Octopi observe him curiously from afar.
there is a rumbling, creaking sound from somewhere else in the lair, and Ynera can sense that the gentle flow of water around the lair intensifies and shifts direction, heading to the room they’re in. They hear shifting from outside the lair, and they can guess that means that at least some of the creatures from outside are coming inside.
the beasts in the room with them right now do not speak, nor do they seem to be aggressive. They just watch.
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*They don’t have a +26 to perception, they just had a +1d4 and got a crit fail on that. Their perception bonus is +8*
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”