An absolutely massive man with a lab coat thunders down the stairs to Kio street, each black shoe almost comically large. His coat is strange-looking, with black-tipped coattails and shoulder pads, and he wears a top hat that seems to have been cleanly slashed along the diagonal, with wisps of green hair flowing out of the cut hat. He moves dramatically, as if he were in a musical, waving an oversized fire axe about as if it were a cane to go with his hat.
A small horde of significantly smaller armored humanoids follow behind him. Each one is completely identical, down to their height, and there are mold lines in their armor, as if they were shells clamped onto their wearers, never to be removed.
'Ah, hello there. I assume you are Slopnik?' He is met by a huge, bald man in yellow overalls. His flabby pale form is rather reminiscent of a large maggot.
The grinning giant nods. "Affirmative! And you are Berg!" The flesh automatons begin to form a circle around Gallus. "Another mad scientist." He holds his axe behind his back.
An absolutely massive man with a lab coat thunders down the stairs to Kio street, each black shoe almost comically large. His coat is strange-looking, with black-tipped coattails and shoulder pads, and he wears a top hat that seems to have been cleanly slashed along the diagonal, with wisps of green hair flowing out of the cut hat. He moves dramatically, as if he were in a musical, waving an oversized fire axe about as if it were a cane to go with his hat.
A small horde of significantly smaller armored humanoids follow behind him. Each one is completely identical, down to their height, and there are mold lines in their armor, as if they were shells clamped onto their wearers, never to be removed.
'Ah, hello there. I assume you are Slopnik?' He is met by a huge, bald man in yellow overalls. His flabby pale form is rather reminiscent of a large maggot.
The grinning giant nods. "Affirmative! And you are Berg!" The flesh automatons begin to form a circle around Gallus. "Another mad scientist." He holds his axe behind his back.
'Yep, that's me. You want something? To make a deal?'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
The grinning giant nods. "Affirmative! And you are Berg!" The flesh automatons begin to form a circle around Gallus. "Another mad scientist." He holds his axe behind his back.
'Yep, that's me. You want something? To make a deal?'
"I want the Leonidas Line." He chuckles and puts a gloved hand on The Slug's greasy shoulder before leaning in closer. "All of it."
He shoves Dr. Berg back, and he falls onto the minions, who immediately lift him up, holding his limbs in place. "Consider yourself the first victim of my master plan! It will be an honor to work so closely with you!"
The grinning giant nods. "Affirmative! And you are Berg!" The flesh automatons begin to form a circle around Gallus. "Another mad scientist." He holds his axe behind his back.
'Yep, that's me. You want something? To make a deal?'
"I want the Leonidas Line." He chuckles and puts a gloved hand on The Slug's greasy shoulder before leaning in closer. "All of it."
He shoves Dr. Berg back, and he falls onto the minions, who immediately lift him up, holding his limbs in place. "Consider yourself the first victim of my master plan! It will be an honor to work so closely with you!"
'I don't own the Leo line. You want the Leo line, go buy it off the Journeymen. What master plan? Let go of me, mother(GP)er!'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"I want the Leonidas Line." He chuckles and puts a gloved hand on The Slug's greasy shoulder before leaning in closer. "All of it."
He shoves Dr. Berg back, and he falls onto the minions, who immediately lift him up, holding his limbs in place. "Consider yourself the first victim of my master plan! It will be an honor to work so closely with you!"
'I don't own the Leo line. You want the Leo line, go buy it off the Journeymen. What master plan? Let go of me, mother(GP)er!'
"Well, as you seem to know me, you know that I am a monopolist. Healthy competition? Ha! A faff. I'm gonna just... not do that." He claps his hands as the other meat machines begin mining into the wall. "Instead, you're going to help me! You'll get a share of the profits, of course, assuming no one rescues you."
"I want the Leonidas Line." He chuckles and puts a gloved hand on The Slug's greasy shoulder before leaning in closer. "All of it."
He shoves Dr. Berg back, and he falls onto the minions, who immediately lift him up, holding his limbs in place. "Consider yourself the first victim of my master plan! It will be an honor to work so closely with you!"
'I don't own the Leo line. You want the Leo line, go buy it off the Journeymen. What master plan? Let go of me, mother(GP)er!'
"Well, as you seem to know me, you know that I am a monopolist. Healthy competition? Ha! A faff. I'm gonna just... not do that." He claps his hands as the other meat machines begin mining into the wall. "Instead, you're going to help me! You'll get a share of the profits, of course, assuming no one rescues you."
'Where are you going? What kinda mine is this?'
*Love the use of the word faff*
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Well, as you seem to know me, you know that I am a monopolist. Healthy competition? Ha! A faff. I'm gonna just... not do that." He claps his hands as the other meat machines begin mining into the wall. "Instead, you're going to help me! You'll get a share of the profits, of course, assuming no one rescues you."
'Where are you going? What kinda mine is this?'
*Love the use of the word faff*
The minions are cutting, ripping, and just generally pulling out large sections of the wall. "You'll see." They rapidly carve a massive hunk out of the side of the station, destroying pipes and cables and supports in the process while others repair and reroute all the broken parts. Yet others begin to recycle the removed pieces to turn the gaping hole into a... a fast food restaurant.
"What is it you sell again?" He grabs Gallus' pale head and forces him to look as a neon sign is hoisted up above the entrance of the crude construction: SLOPBURGER
Willow is trying to find scraps of technology that she can repair and use.
Sundew is hunting for food, sneaking through the shadows with a large laser rifle in her hands.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"Well, as you seem to know me, you know that I am a monopolist. Healthy competition? Ha! A faff. I'm gonna just... not do that." He claps his hands as the other meat machines begin mining into the wall. "Instead, you're going to help me! You'll get a share of the profits, of course, assuming no one rescues you."
'Where are you going? What kinda mine is this?'
*Love the use of the word faff*
The minions are cutting, ripping, and just generally pulling out large sections of the wall. "You'll see." They rapidly carve a massive hunk out of the side of the station, destroying pipes and cables and supports in the process while others repair and reroute all the broken parts. Yet others begin to recycle the removed pieces to turn the gaping hole into a... a fast food restaurant.
"What is it you sell again?" He grabs Gallus' pale head and forces him to look as a neon sign is hoisted up above the entrance of the crude construction: SLOPBURGER
'We sell Chemically Recycled Ultraprocessed Dish. They call it CRUD for short. Got a small refinery on the San line, suck in organic material and make it edible'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
The minions are cutting, ripping, and just generally pulling out large sections of the wall. "You'll see." They rapidly carve a massive hunk out of the side of the station, destroying pipes and cables and supports in the process while others repair and reroute all the broken parts. Yet others begin to recycle the removed pieces to turn the gaping hole into a... a fast food restaurant.
"What is it you sell again?" He grabs Gallus' pale head and forces him to look as a neon sign is hoisted up above the entrance of the crude construction: SLOPBURGER
'We sell Chemically Recycled Ultraprocessed Dish. They call it CRUD for short. Got a small refinery on the San line, suck in organic material and make it edible'
"Cool. You're not doing that anymore." The minions set him down and push him toward the new kiosk. "You work with me now."
*Dutch, you said you liked the character concept, right?
That mean you're good with me joining? I'd like to verify that before I try and post anything.*
*yeah!*
*All right then! I'll whip up an intro real quick...*
A pink flash emanates from an alley as muted, oddly mechanical skittering noises echo off of the nearby buildings. There's also a sound almost like someone breathing, but it's suddenly cut off with a sound not unlike a turkey being carved up to serve as Thanksgiving dinner. After a moment, the noises suddenly stop as a camera next to the alley suddenly powers on. The light indicating it's online is flashing the same shade of pink as the light from the alley a moment ago. It turns around, as if looking for something.
*Worth noting that if anyone wants to do an RP with me, I may have to suddenly get off and continue later. My schedule is very chaotic.*
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Let the world shatter Into dust Nothing else matters Only us
*Does this have an archive like Camp Half Blood and the others, and I'm just not seeing it?
Because if it doesn't I could maybe whip one up sometime, if you're good with that, Dutch.*
*I believe that there is, just the thread hasn't been posted in forever*
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Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual, but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
*Does this have an archive like Camp Half Blood and the others, and I'm just not seeing it?
Because if it doesn't I could maybe whip one up sometime, if you're good with that, Dutch.*
*I believe that there is, just the thread hasn't been posted in forever*
*Oh.
Also: GATO!!! You're back!*
*Yeah, but my name isn't back*
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Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual, but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
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The grinning giant nods. "Affirmative! And you are Berg!" The flesh automatons begin to form a circle around Gallus. "Another mad scientist." He holds his axe behind his back.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Yep, that's me. You want something? To make a deal?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"I want the Leonidas Line." He chuckles and puts a gloved hand on The Slug's greasy shoulder before leaning in closer. "All of it."
He shoves Dr. Berg back, and he falls onto the minions, who immediately lift him up, holding his limbs in place. "Consider yourself the first victim of my master plan! It will be an honor to work so closely with you!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'I don't own the Leo line. You want the Leo line, go buy it off the Journeymen. What master plan? Let go of me, mother(GP)er!'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Well, as you seem to know me, you know that I am a monopolist. Healthy competition? Ha! A faff. I'm gonna just... not do that." He claps his hands as the other meat machines begin mining into the wall. "Instead, you're going to help me! You'll get a share of the profits, of course, assuming no one rescues you."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Where are you going? What kinda mine is this?'
*Love the use of the word faff*
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
The minions are cutting, ripping, and just generally pulling out large sections of the wall. "You'll see." They rapidly carve a massive hunk out of the side of the station, destroying pipes and cables and supports in the process while others repair and reroute all the broken parts. Yet others begin to recycle the removed pieces to turn the gaping hole into a... a fast food restaurant.
"What is it you sell again?" He grabs Gallus' pale head and forces him to look as a neon sign is hoisted up above the entrance of the crude construction: SLOPBURGER
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
'We sell Chemically Recycled Ultraprocessed Dish. They call it CRUD for short. Got a small refinery on the San line, suck in organic material and make it edible'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*Dutch, you said you liked the character concept, right?
That mean you're good with me joining? I'd like to verify that before I try and post anything.*
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
Extended Signature: (^v^)
*yeah!*
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Cool. You're not doing that anymore." The minions set him down and push him toward the new kiosk. "You work with me now."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*All right then! I'll whip up an intro real quick...*
A pink flash emanates from an alley as muted, oddly mechanical skittering noises echo off of the nearby buildings. There's also a sound almost like someone breathing, but it's suddenly cut off with a sound not unlike a turkey being carved up to serve as Thanksgiving dinner. After a moment, the noises suddenly stop as a camera next to the alley suddenly powers on. The light indicating it's online is flashing the same shade of pink as the light from the alley a moment ago. It turns around, as if looking for something.
*Worth noting that if anyone wants to do an RP with me, I may have to suddenly get off and continue later. My schedule is very chaotic.*
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
Extended Signature: (^v^)
*Does this have an archive like Camp Half Blood and the others, and I'm just not seeing it?
Because if it doesn't I could maybe whip one up sometime, if you're good with that, Dutch.*
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
Extended Signature: (^v^)
*I believe that there is, just the thread hasn't been posted in forever*
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual,
but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
*Oh.
Also: GATO!!! You're back!*
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
Extended Signature: (^v^)
*Yeah, but my name isn't back*
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual,
but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen