"Did the fact that I'm inventing solutions to problems completely slip past you? Or are you one of those types who fears what they don't understand?" He chuckles. "Whether you like it or not, I'm a genius, and that means I must apply myself."
"Don't think making a cloaking machine counts."
He shakes his head disapprovingly. "It is a Disguise Cloak Generator, and it's not my only invention. I've developed a myriad of medical marvels for those morose and financially moribund, among other things that would knock you right out of your socks. But I'm sure you're too jaded to understand how that would help."
He crosses his arms and walks to one of the tables, sitting down.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Did the fact that I'm inventing solutions to problems completely slip past you? Or are you one of those types who fears what they don't understand?" He chuckles. "Whether you like it or not, I'm a genius, and that means I must apply myself."
"Don't think making a cloaking machine counts."
He shakes his head disapprovingly. "It is a Disguise Cloak Generator, and it's not my only invention. I've developed a myriad of medical marvels for those morose and financially moribund, among other things that would knock you right out of your socks. But I'm sure you're too jaded to understand how that would help."
He crosses his arms and walks to one of the tables, sitting down.
He shakes his head disapprovingly. "It is a Disguise Cloak Generator, and it's not my only invention. I've developed a myriad of medical marvels for those morose and financially moribund, among other things that would knock you right out of your socks. But I'm sure you're too jaded to understand how that would help."
He crosses his arms and walks to one of the tables, sitting down.
"You know that phrase is kinda useless."
Doctor Slopnik puts his feet on the table. He's wearing black, shiny, heeled boots. "Maybe you should do something better with your time. Heckling is unbecoming of any person, old, young, male, female, or other."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He shakes his head disapprovingly. "It is a Disguise Cloak Generator, and it's not my only invention. I've developed a myriad of medical marvels for those morose and financially moribund, among other things that would knock you right out of your socks. But I'm sure you're too jaded to understand how that would help."
He crosses his arms and walks to one of the tables, sitting down.
"You know that phrase is kinda useless."
Doctor Slopnik puts his feet on the table. He's wearing black, shiny, heeled boots. "Maybe you should do something better with your time. Heckling is unbecoming of any person, old, young, male, female, or other."
"So other than killing humans that aren't good, that definitely shouldn't be here."
Doctor Slopnik puts his feet on the table. He's wearing black, shiny, heeled boots. "Maybe you should do something better with your time. Heckling is unbecoming of any person, old, young, male, female, or other."
"So other than killing humans that aren't good, that definitely shouldn't be here."
He's not even paying attention anymore, staring up at the ceiling. It's hard to tell if he's daydreaming or just dissociating.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Doctor Slopnik puts his feet on the table. He's wearing black, shiny, heeled boots. "Maybe you should do something better with your time. Heckling is unbecoming of any person, old, young, male, female, or other."
"So other than killing humans that aren't good, that definitely shouldn't be here."
He's not even paying attention anymore, staring up at the ceiling. It's hard to tell if he's daydreaming or just dissociating.
"So your only calling your kind cowards or only calling the other beast people cowards." The stoat sharpers the dagger
"Personally, I don't see the difference between them." He sits up. "Different situations. Different appearances. Same stupid approach. Personally, I think humans are the dumber group for not expecting it, but beyond that I have a general disdain for people who can't set aside such petty details for their own benefit." He's quiet for a second. "You know what, I don't have to listen to you. Leave me alone."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"So your only calling your kind cowards or only calling the other beast people cowards." The stoat sharpers the dagger
"Personally, I don't see the difference between them." He sits up. "Different situations. Different appearances. Same stupid approach. Personally, I think humans are the dumber group for not expecting it, but beyond that I have a general disdain for people who can't set aside such petty details for their own benefit." He's quiet for a second. "You know what, I don't have to listen to you. Leave me alone."
The stoat continues to sharpen the dagger
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Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
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*I kinda want to make a character called dr jackal as a parody of dr jekyll and Mr hyde*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*LOL*
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
*Gives you a random man's liver*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*I just saw mr fly and my brain went to that T_T*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*Oooh*
*Turns into microwave and cooks it*
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
He shakes his head disapprovingly. "It is a Disguise Cloak Generator, and it's not my only invention. I've developed a myriad of medical marvels for those morose and financially moribund, among other things that would knock you right out of your socks. But I'm sure you're too jaded to understand how that would help."
He crosses his arms and walks to one of the tables, sitting down.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*:P*
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
"You know that phrase is kinda useless."
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Doctor Slopnik puts his feet on the table. He's wearing black, shiny, heeled boots. "Maybe you should do something better with your time. Heckling is unbecoming of any person, old, young, male, female, or other."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"So other than killing humans that aren't good, that definitely shouldn't be here."
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
He's not even paying attention anymore, staring up at the ceiling. It's hard to tell if he's daydreaming or just dissociating.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The stoat takes the dagger and looks at it
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
"You really think I'd be here if I didn't hate humans too?" He asks, not looking down. "Go ahead. I won't be mad."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Who said I'm gonna kill you right now."
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
"I don't care. Violence isn't an interest for me. It's a vice for cowards and the ignorant."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"If violence is for the ignorant and the cowardly, then your calling your family and your kind ."
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
"Why would I differentiate based on species?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"So your only calling your kind cowards or only calling the other beast people cowards." The stoat sharpers the dagger
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
"Personally, I don't see the difference between them." He sits up. "Different situations. Different appearances. Same stupid approach. Personally, I think humans are the dumber group for not expecting it, but beyond that I have a general disdain for people who can't set aside such petty details for their own benefit." He's quiet for a second. "You know what, I don't have to listen to you. Leave me alone."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The stoat continues to sharpen the dagger
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)