"Careful, now. Brain freeze hurts." It's thick and very cold, as though it refroze itself after being mixed. You could probably turn it upside down and it would fall out of the cup.
The shark doesn't respond until the dance is over, at which point he checks how many coins people have tipped him. Its not very many. "Interesting. Most people find my gangly physique and lack of womanhood repulsive."
'Yeeee... yes it does. Thanks though. You make?'
'Why would I think you repulsive? You're an apex predator, worthy of respect from all of the marine kingdom'
"I made the machine that made it, and I used said machine to make it, so yes. I can make them quickly and easily. It's not even an issue." He pats Skulk on the head. "What do you think, boy?"
"Hmph. Quite some flattery." He flicks his tail as he picks up his case. "But as everyone else seems to know, I might as well tell you. My main trade is that of a butcher, which is one of the few things lower than an entertainer. So being an apex predator means nil."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Careful, now. Brain freeze hurts." It's thick and very cold, as though it refroze itself after being mixed. You could probably turn it upside down and it would fall out of the cup.
The shark doesn't respond until the dance is over, at which point he checks how many coins people have tipped him. Its not very many. "Interesting. Most people find my gangly physique and lack of womanhood repulsive."
'Yeeee... yes it does. Thanks though. You make?'
'Why would I think you repulsive? You're an apex predator, worthy of respect from all of the marine kingdom'
"I made the machine that made it, and I used said machine to make it, so yes. I can make them quickly and easily. It's not even an issue." He pats Skulk on the head. "What do you think, boy?"
"Hmph. Quite some flattery." He flicks his tail as he picks up his case. "But as everyone else seems to know, I might as well tell you. My main trade is that of a butcher, which is one of the few things lower than an entertainer. So being an apex predator means nil."
'Skulk like. Nice cold sweet ice cream, very good. You make lots things, this good one'
'Ah, but in whose eyes? You contribute far more than an entertainer. If the world collapsed tomorrow, you'd still be needed. Many wouldn't.'
"I made the machine that made it, and I used said machine to make it, so yes. I can make them quickly and easily. It's not even an issue." He pats Skulk on the head. "What do you think, boy?"
"Hmph. Quite some flattery." He flicks his tail as he picks up his case. "But as everyone else seems to know, I might as well tell you. My main trade is that of a butcher, which is one of the few things lower than an entertainer. So being an apex predator means nil."
'Skulk like. Nice cold sweet ice cream, very good. You make lots things, this good one'
'Ah, but in whose eyes? You contribute far more than an entertainer. If the world collapsed tomorrow, you'd still be needed. Many wouldn't.'
"Thank you! It took a while to make something that worked well while still being simple enough to clean and maintain. These machines should be able to keep working even when society collapses... again." He grins.
"True. But last time there was a major struggle in the world, people stole from my shop and killed my animals. Respect isn't based on value. Besides, there are many people who would be more valuable in such times."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"I made the machine that made it, and I used said machine to make it, so yes. I can make them quickly and easily. It's not even an issue." He pats Skulk on the head. "What do you think, boy?"
"Hmph. Quite some flattery." He flicks his tail as he picks up his case. "But as everyone else seems to know, I might as well tell you. My main trade is that of a butcher, which is one of the few things lower than an entertainer. So being an apex predator means nil."
'Skulk like. Nice cold sweet ice cream, very good. You make lots things, this good one'
'Ah, but in whose eyes? You contribute far more than an entertainer. If the world collapsed tomorrow, you'd still be needed. Many wouldn't.'
"Thank you! It took a while to make something that worked well while still being simple enough to clean and maintain. These machines should be able to keep working even when society collapses... again." He grins.
"True. But last time there was a major struggle in the world, people stole from my shop and killed my animals. Respect isn't based on value. Besides, there are many people who would be more valuable in such times."
'Think it will? Skulk be fine whatever happen. Ice cream be fine too, that good'
'Maybe so. Respect in those cases is built on strength. You can build that. It's what you're made for, after all'
"Thank you! It took a while to make something that worked well while still being simple enough to clean and maintain. These machines should be able to keep working even when society collapses... again." He grins.
"True. But last time there was a major struggle in the world, people stole from my shop and killed my animals. Respect isn't based on value. Besides, there are many people who would be more valuable in such times."
'Think it will? Skulk be fine whatever happen. Ice cream be fine too, that good'
'Maybe so. Respect in those cases is built on strength. You can build that. It's what you're made for, after all'
"That's right. You rats, you've got resilience that even I admire. I hope you won't need to use it to its fullest extent..." His grin fades. "Of course, we don't know much about how the people will respond in the coming months."
"'Made for?' I think you mistake me for someone else." He turns to leave. "I need to get back to work."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Thank you! It took a while to make something that worked well while still being simple enough to clean and maintain. These machines should be able to keep working even when society collapses... again." He grins.
"True. But last time there was a major struggle in the world, people stole from my shop and killed my animals. Respect isn't based on value. Besides, there are many people who would be more valuable in such times."
'Think it will? Skulk be fine whatever happen. Ice cream be fine too, that good'
'Maybe so. Respect in those cases is built on strength. You can build that. It's what you're made for, after all'
"That's right. You rats, you've got resilience that even I admire. I hope you won't need to use it to its fullest extent..." His grin fades. "Of course, we don't know much about how the people will respond in the coming months."
"'Made for?' I think you mistake me for someone else." He turns to leave. "I need to get back to work."
'Respond to what? Something happen?'
'You're a shark, aren't you? The hunt runs in your blood'
Her set list eventually finishes, and she bends down to check her tips. There's barely anything. She then spots Skulk. "Oh, hello. Did you like my music?"
'Yeah. Was good. Need money, that it?'
She sighs. "You don't need to worry about me, little one. Bad times come and go like the weather."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"That's right. You rats, you've got resilience that even I admire. I hope you won't need to use it to its fullest extent..." His grin fades. "Of course, we don't know much about how the people will respond in the coming months."
"'Made for?' I think you mistake me for someone else." He turns to leave. "I need to get back to work."
'Respond to what? Something happen?'
'You're a shark, aren't you? The hunt runs in your blood'
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
A white tiger wearing a baggy grey hoodie enters the bar, holding a bunch of books and loose papers
*Yeah just PM me name, race, and personality description*
Lana is sitting at the bar drinking wine as usual.
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
A white tiger wearing a baggy grey hoodie enters the bar, holding a bunch of books and loose papers
*Yeah just PM me name, race, and personality description*
Lana is sitting at the bar drinking wine as usual.
*Oki*
The white tiger walks to Lana. While the the white tiger walks, a loose paper lands on the ground
Lana leans over, picks up the paper, and hands it to the tiger.
"Did you... Drop this?"
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
A white tiger wearing a baggy grey hoodie enters the bar, holding a bunch of books and loose papers
*Yeah just PM me name, race, and personality description*
Lana is sitting at the bar drinking wine as usual.
*Oki*
The white tiger walks to Lana. While the the white tiger walks, a loose paper lands on the ground
Lana leans over, picks up the paper, and hands it to the tiger.
"Did you... Drop this?"
The paper is a very detailed scene of a bug person, a human, and a bear person in a coffee shop.
"Uh.. yeah." They take the paper and puts it in one of their books
"This... Is really good! Do you draw a lot?"
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
A white tiger wearing a baggy grey hoodie enters the bar, holding a bunch of books and loose papers
*Yeah just PM me name, race, and personality description*
Lana is sitting at the bar drinking wine as usual.
*Oki*
The white tiger walks to Lana. While the the white tiger walks, a loose paper lands on the ground
Lana leans over, picks up the paper, and hands it to the tiger.
"Did you... Drop this?"
The paper is a very detailed scene of a bug person, a human, and a bear person in a coffee shop.
"Uh.. yeah." They take the paper and puts it in one of their books
"This... Is really good! Do you draw a lot?"
"Y-yeah."
"My new organization could use a talented artist like you! Interested in fighting for Beast People rights?"
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
"I made the machine that made it, and I used said machine to make it, so yes. I can make them quickly and easily. It's not even an issue." He pats Skulk on the head. "What do you think, boy?"
"Hmph. Quite some flattery." He flicks his tail as he picks up his case. "But as everyone else seems to know, I might as well tell you. My main trade is that of a butcher, which is one of the few things lower than an entertainer. So being an apex predator means nil."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Skulk like. Nice cold sweet ice cream, very good. You make lots things, this good one'
'Ah, but in whose eyes? You contribute far more than an entertainer. If the world collapsed tomorrow, you'd still be needed. Many wouldn't.'
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"Thank you! It took a while to make something that worked well while still being simple enough to clean and maintain. These machines should be able to keep working even when society collapses... again." He grins.
"True. But last time there was a major struggle in the world, people stole from my shop and killed my animals. Respect isn't based on value. Besides, there are many people who would be more valuable in such times."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Think it will? Skulk be fine whatever happen. Ice cream be fine too, that good'
'Maybe so. Respect in those cases is built on strength. You can build that. It's what you're made for, after all'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
"That's right. You rats, you've got resilience that even I admire. I hope you won't need to use it to its fullest extent..." His grin fades. "Of course, we don't know much about how the people will respond in the coming months."
"'Made for?' I think you mistake me for someone else." He turns to leave. "I need to get back to work."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Respond to what? Something happen?'
'You're a shark, aren't you? The hunt runs in your blood'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
She sighs. "You don't need to worry about me, little one. Bad times come and go like the weather."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"Soon," he replies simply
The shark shakes his head and walks off.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*21 pages is crazy 0.0 *
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
*THE CREATOR RETURNS*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
*Silver can this lil dude be a main character*
A white tiger wearing a baggy grey hoodie enters the bar, holding a bunch of books and loose papers
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
*Did ya miss me? Glad to be back :)*
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
*Yeah just PM me name, race, and personality description*
Lana is sitting at the bar drinking wine as usual.
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
*Oki*
The white tiger walks to Lana. While the the white tiger walks, a loose paper lands on the ground
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Lana leans over, picks up the paper, and hands it to the tiger.
"Did you... Drop this?"
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
The paper is a very detailed scene of a bug person, a human, and a bear person in a coffee shop.
"Uh.. yeah." They take the paper and puts it in one of their books
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
"This... Is really good! Do you draw a lot?"
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
"Y-yeah."
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
"My new organization could use a talented artist like you! Interested in fighting for Beast People rights?"
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
"Beast people rights?"
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)