"You're boring." He says, matter of factly, before starting to walk out of the room. He seems to expect Wyll to follow, a determined stride in his gait.
"All you can do is look pretty?"
Wyll does follow, although reluctantly. "Yep. Also got a pack full of venomous baby bugs." He shrugs.
"Don't feel bad. I was in the same boat until I got essentially smited. Well, kinda. I knew how to fight."
He takes a deep breath in before exhaling, clearly looking for something as he walks
"Ah?" He asks, curious.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
"I don't know. I can eat bugs, but they're so pretty and I don't want to hurt them. I think the meat here is synthetic. I'm connected to nature in a way most people aren't, so fake things don't mesh well with me. I wonder what property makes it like that? I can touch metal just fine. Then again, I'm not trying to eat the metal. I don't think I should try, anyway. Metal doesn't look tasty." He begins walking back to the dining area, making sure Aer is following.
Aer looks confused for a second, and then decides against asking anything. He's walking slower than than the other creature, but still keeps the pace, falling behind every few steps. He seems to realize that he's fallen behind, though, and runs to catch up.
When he makes it to the kitchen, he sits Aer down to watch before washing his hands. "So, what are you? You've got pretty colors." He causes a knife to levitate and uses it to cut up the eggplant and carve the discs into dinosaurs.
"Oh. Just human... sorta. Aasimar maybe?"
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Aer is sitting on the floor, having scattered some dirt all over the ground. He's drawing on it with his stick.
As he looks up, he sees them. a person in some sort of bodyarmor
Aer looks up and cowers in the corner.
"Im not going to hurt anybody"
"Who are you?"
"I don't know? I can't remember anything."
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
When he makes it to the kitchen, he sits Aer down to watch before washing his hands. "So, what are you? You've got pretty colors." He causes a knife to levitate and uses it to cut up the eggplant and carve the discs into dinosaurs.
"Oh. Just human... sorta. Aasimar maybe?"
"I don't think I'd be able to touch you if you were an aasimar." He begins grinding the corn kernels into goop. It seems a difficult task. "My mother used to eat humans. I wonder why."
"You're boring." He says, matter of factly, before starting to walk out of the room. He seems to expect Wyll to follow, a determined stride in his gait.
"All you can do is look pretty?"
Wyll does follow, although reluctantly. "Yep. Also got a pack full of venomous baby bugs." He shrugs.
"Don't feel bad. I was in the same boat until I got essentially smited. Well, kinda. I knew how to fight."
He takes a deep breath in before exhaling, clearly looking for something as he walks
"Ah?" He asks, curious.
"'Ah', what? Curious as to the smiting? Or the fighting? Oh. Wait here a second."
Atticus heads into a room marked MEN
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Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
When he makes it to the kitchen, he sits Aer down to watch before washing his hands. "So, what are you? You've got pretty colors." He causes a knife to levitate and uses it to cut up the eggplant and carve the discs into dinosaurs.
"Oh. Just human... sorta. Aasimar maybe?"
"I don't think I'd be able to touch you if you were an aasimar." He begins grinding the corn kernels into goop. It seems a difficult task. "My mother used to eat humans. I wonder why."
"Oh..." He murmurs. "But you don't, right?"
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
"You're boring." He says, matter of factly, before starting to walk out of the room. He seems to expect Wyll to follow, a determined stride in his gait.
"All you can do is look pretty?"
Wyll does follow, although reluctantly. "Yep. Also got a pack full of venomous baby bugs." He shrugs.
"Don't feel bad. I was in the same boat until I got essentially smited. Well, kinda. I knew how to fight."
He takes a deep breath in before exhaling, clearly looking for something as he walks
"Ah?" He asks, curious.
"'Ah', what? Curious as to the smiting? Or the fighting? Oh. Wait here a second."
Atticus heads into a room marked MEN
"Are you seriously going to the bathroom?"
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Aer is sitting on the floor, having scattered some dirt all over the ground. He's drawing on it with his stick.
As he looks up, he sees them. a person in some sort of bodyarmor
Aer looks up and cowers in the corner.
"Im not going to hurt anybody"
"Who are you?"
"I don't know? I can't remember anything."
"Oh... Weird... Okay... I'm Aer. Do you at least have a name?"
"qual"
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
"it's been like, a millennia!" he yells back, offended.
He comes back out a minute or so later, drying his hands with a paper towel
"So, why'd you 'ah'?"
"We changelings do not need to use the little boys room."
"I'm a demi-god. There's a very big difference between you and me." he narrows his eyes, and crosses his arms, because it would be weird if he crossed his eyes and narrowed his arms
"Why. Did. You. 'Ah'?"
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Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
Aer is sitting on the floor, having scattered some dirt all over the ground. He's drawing on it with his stick.
As he looks up, he sees them. a person in some sort of bodyarmor
Aer looks up and cowers in the corner.
"Im not going to hurt anybody"
"Who are you?"
"I don't know? I can't remember anything."
"Oh... Weird... Okay... I'm Aer. Do you at least have a name?"
"qual"
"Hi Qual..."
"I also am, weirded out by myself"
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
“Are you hungry? I’m part of the distribution team for food and water.”
"I'm not hungry right now, but I'd definitely take some water."
“Follow me. They turn around and start walking.”
"Okay."
They lead James down various hallways and through multiple rooms before reaching a room where a damphir stands guard. “Get us two bottles of water, will you?”
*wait who*
The damphir sighs and goes into the room, before coming out and handing the water to Kand. “Here’s your water.” They say, offering one to James, not waiting for an answer or reaction before immediately sprinting away from him.
"Thank you" James calls toward it
“They’re probably off to cause some chaos and mischief…” sighs the damphir, to nobody in particular
*woops brain no brain me thought the dhampir ran away*
"I don't see why he would."
“You’ve been awake for like, four minutes. I know Kand. They’re a troublemaker.”
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"I don't think I'd be able to touch you if you were an aasimar." He begins grinding the corn kernels into goop. It seems a difficult task. "My mother used to eat humans. I wonder why."
"Oh..." He murmurs. "But you don't, right?"
"I'd be a lot more powerful if I did. My mother was huge. You should have seen her. Nine heads, pale as snow. She taught me how to sing."
"I don't think I'd be able to touch you if you were an aasimar." He begins grinding the corn kernels into goop. It seems a difficult task. "My mother used to eat humans. I wonder why."
"Oh..." He murmurs. "But you don't, right?"
"I'd be a lot more powerful if I did. My mother was huge. You should have seen her. Nine heads, pale as snow. She taught me how to sing."
"That doesn't sound like the type of thing that would sing..."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
"it's been like, a millennia!" he yells back, offended.
He comes back out a minute or so later, drying his hands with a paper towel
"So, why'd you 'ah'?"
"We changelings do not need to use the little boys room."
"I'm a demi-god. There's a very big difference between you and me." he narrows his eyes, and crosses his arms, because it would be weird if he crossed his eyes and narrowed his arms
"Why. Did. You. 'Ah'?"
"I'm merely curious. Forgive me for not responding, I needed to make that comment."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
"Ah?" He asks, curious.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"Oh. Just human... sorta. Aasimar maybe?"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"Who are you?"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"I don't know? I can't remember anything."
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
"I don't think I'd be able to touch you if you were an aasimar." He begins grinding the corn kernels into goop. It seems a difficult task. "My mother used to eat humans. I wonder why."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
"'Ah', what? Curious as to the smiting? Or the fighting? Oh. Wait here a second."
Atticus heads into a room marked MEN
Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
"Oh..." He murmurs. "But you don't, right?"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"Oh... Weird... Okay... I'm Aer. Do you at least have a name?"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"Are you seriously going to the bathroom?"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"qual"
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
"Hi Qual..."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"it's been like, a millennia!" he yells back, offended.
He comes back out a minute or so later, drying his hands with a paper towel
"So, why'd you 'ah'?"
Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
"We changelings do not need to use the little boys room."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"I'm a demi-god. There's a very big difference between you and me." he narrows his eyes, and crosses his arms, because it would be weird if he crossed his eyes and narrowed his arms
"Why. Did. You. 'Ah'?"
Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
"I also am, weirded out by myself"
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
“You’ve been awake for like, four minutes. I know Kand. They’re a troublemaker.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I'd be a lot more powerful if I did. My mother was huge. You should have seen her. Nine heads, pale as snow. She taught me how to sing."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
"That doesn't sound like the type of thing that would sing..."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"I didn't say I was weirded out..." He says sheepishly.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"I'm merely curious. Forgive me for not responding, I needed to make that comment."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!