WHY, AS THE GREAT WHITEMUSTACHE SAID ONCE, “BAGELNESS IS THE INLY WAY TO TRUE PIRATENESS YARRR!!!!”
NAR
*sad pirate noises*
THE YAR
*yars weakly*
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Yarr…YARR…YARRRRHARRRRHARRRRRR!!!!
^YAR
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Hello! Call me Tana or 타나 My pronouns are Any/All/BOC Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나 My pronouns are Any/All/BOC Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나 My pronouns are Any/All/BOC Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
^YAR
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
[roll]YARd20[\roll]
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
YAR
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
YARR. WHAT BE THE BAGELS?
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
WE NEED ONE MORE YARR, IF WE DO NOT WANT TO WASTE CREAM CHEESE YARRR…
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
WE CAN GET A BAGEL!
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
YE HAVE ONE YARRR!?!?!
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
THERE BE MANY BAGELS
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
YAR WE HAVE EXACTLY 2,679,995,597 BAGELS AND IN ORDER TO FIT THE ANOUNT OF CREAM CHEESE WE HAVE WE WOULD NEED 1 MORE BAGEL YARR
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
WE NEED A BAGEL TREE
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
OR MAYBE JUST A SINGULAR BAGEL YARRRR!!??
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
THE TAVERN SELLS BAGELS?
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
I DONT KNOW, DO THEY YARRR?
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
MAYBE! WE COULD SPEND OUR GOLD AND BUY A BAGEL
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
WE HAVE GOLD!?! I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST BAGELS AND CREAM CHEESE!!!
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
YAR
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
ARRR IT BE THE SHIP'S CAT
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
WE BE PIRATES, WE ALWAYS HAVE GOLD
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
ALSO, WE BE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE INLAND PIRATE KINGDOM BE TAKING PART IN THE MICRONATION OLYMPICS. IF YE HAVE DISCORD, YE CAN PARTICIPATE
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
MAKE BAGELHOOKS PRESENCE KNOWN ON YE DISCORD, ALAS I HAVE IT NOT!!
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!