Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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CAUSE YER A PIRATE!
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
YAR HAR HARR MUCH JOYOUSNESS APLENTY YARR
THE BAGEL CREW HAS REPORTED TO ME WITH THEIR BAGEL-PARROTS YARRR!
THEY HAVE PLUNDERED exactly 134 kilotons of cream cheese FROM THE LAND OF PLACEAREA YARRRRR!!!
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and my boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
WHY IS ME TITLE NOT IN THE #1 POST YARRR!!!
THERE COULD BE HUNDEREDS OF BAGELHOOKS PROWLING THESE SEAS!!! MY TITLE DISTINGUISHES ME FROM THOSE DOPPELGÄNGER SCALLYWAGS!!
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and my boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
ARRR! THERE BE A FEAST TONIGHT LADS
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
BUT WE NEED BAGELS YARR! EATING CREAM CHEESE RAW AND SOLO IS WEIRD!!!
*of course I totally don’t do that*
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and my boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
WE HAVE BAGELS APLENTY
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
YARRR NOT ENOUGH FOR exactly 134 tons of cream cheese!!!
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and my boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
WE MUST PLUNDER BAGELS
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
BEFORE WE PLUNDUR HOW MANEY BAGELS DO WE HAVE YARRRR!?!?!
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and my boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I DO NOT KNOW, YE BE IN CHARGE OF BAGELS
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
AYYY CHECKED ARRR STOCKK, WE HAVE FIFFTEEEE YARRRRR
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
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FAIR POINT YE HAVE YARRR
WE HAVE 4856 BAGELS YARR
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and my boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
WHAT TIS THIS PLACE?
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
IN ORDER TO USE exactly 134 kilotons of cream cheese WE WOULD NEED EXACTLY 2,679,994,598 MORE BAGELS IF WE PUT 0.1 POUNDS OF CREAM CHEESE ON EACH BAGEL YARRR!
*i did the math*
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and my boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
*I may be noticing this a little late, but uh... I recently started spending time on Discord, so this would actually be neat! To join, I mean. As in, I'm interested. In case that wasn't clear.*
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
Bagelhaus
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
LET YE CAPTAIN KNOW WHEN THE BAGELS ARE READY TO BE PLUNDURRRR’D
YARRRR HARRRR HARRRR!!!
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and my boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Hegelbaus
When you left this town, with your windows down
And the wilderness inside
Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass
'Til the road and sky align
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Here be our mighty discord! (not mighty yet, but will hopefully be)
https://discord.gg/hPpeNzEE
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
YAR!
I...will not be on there, since I don't have Discord. YAR-ry, y'all.
When you left this town, with your windows down
And the wilderness inside
Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass
'Til the road and sky align
extended sig