A huge shadow creeps along the ground of a human village, not cast by anyone.
It slithers toward a tavern, pulling itself up into the physical plane on the doorknob. It ripples and warbles into the shape of a tall, skinny businessman whose intimidation factor is dramatically reduced by the presence of both a goofy, adorable bowtie and massive glasses. He has makeup on, but it doesn't make him look healthy or attractive, instead making him look like a theater actor portraying a near-dead man.
He opens the door and enters.
The tavern mostly seems empty, but the few patrons who are in there stare at you, and the barman looks at you and says, "Howdy."
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
A huge shadow creeps along the ground of a human village, not cast by anyone.
It slithers toward a tavern, pulling itself up into the physical plane on the doorknob. It ripples and warbles into the shape of a tall, skinny businessman whose intimidation factor is dramatically reduced by the presence of both a goofy, adorable bowtie and massive glasses. He has makeup on, but it doesn't make him look healthy or attractive, instead making him look like a theater actor portraying a near-dead man.
He opens the door and enters.
The tavern mostly seems empty, but the few patrons who are in there stare at you, and the barman looks at you and says, "Howdy."
The bizarre man smiles warmly. "Howdy. You serve Lavender Fairy here? It's a purpley absinthe that I haven't been able to get outside of my own city."
A huge shadow creeps along the ground of a human village, not cast by anyone.
It slithers toward a tavern, pulling itself up into the physical plane on the doorknob. It ripples and warbles into the shape of a tall, skinny businessman whose intimidation factor is dramatically reduced by the presence of both a goofy, adorable bowtie and massive glasses. He has makeup on, but it doesn't make him look healthy or attractive, instead making him look like a theater actor portraying a near-dead man.
He opens the door and enters.
The tavern mostly seems empty, but the few patrons who are in there stare at you, and the barman looks at you and says, "Howdy."
The bizarre man smiles warmly. "Howdy. You serve Lavender Fairy here? It's a purpley absinthe that I haven't been able to get outside of my own city."
"Yeah, we do, but it ain't cheap"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*a dark-haired male, with an odd mask, with crescent eyes and a sharp-toothed smile, and black clothes in the back of the tavern scans the room, unsighted*
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call me chara, or charas acomplice
Currently in jeff the Evil Roomba cult, and cult of the party wizardi am a knight of craftmancy and fancy folkith of the inland pirate kingdom
*a dark-haired male, with an odd mask, with crescent eyes and a sharp-toothed smile, and black clothes in the back of the tavern scans the room, unsighted*
The bartender waves at them
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
The bizarre man smiles warmly. "Howdy. You serve Lavender Fairy here? It's a purpley absinthe that I haven't been able to get outside of my own city."
"Yeah, we do, but it ain't cheap"
He nods. "Didn't expect it to be, sir." He places a small stack of money on the bar.
The man hands him a Lavender Fairy
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*a dark-haired male, with an odd mask, with crescent eyes and a sharp-toothed smile, and black clothes in the back of the tavern scans the room, unsighted*
The bartender waves at them
*the eyes of the mask seem to... narrow almost, but it seems to have been just a trick of the light*
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call me chara, or charas acomplice
Currently in jeff the Evil Roomba cult, and cult of the party wizardi am a knight of craftmancy and fancy folkith of the inland pirate kingdom
*a dark-haired male, with an odd mask, with crescent eyes and a sharp-toothed smile, and black clothes in the back of the tavern scans the room, unsighted*
The bartender waves at them
*the eyes of the mask seem to... narrow almost, but it seems to have been just a trick of the light*
The man walks ove , and says "Anything we can get you?"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*the masked man looks over at the bartender* no thank you. just observing *his voice seems to have an barley perceptibel almost musical quality to it*
"Ah, anything else?"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
The bizarre man smiles warmly. "Howdy. You serve Lavender Fairy here? It's a purpley absinthe that I haven't been able to get outside of my own city."
"Yeah, we do, but it ain't cheap"
He nods. "Didn't expect it to be, sir." He places a small stack of money on the bar.
The man hands him a Lavender Fairy
He takes a sip, then exhales some steam. He looks disappointed. "This as strong as you could get it?"
"I'm just a lowly bartender, I never made anything stronger"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*the masked man looks over at the bartender* no thank you. just observing *his voice seems to have an barley perceptibel almost musical quality to it*
"Ah, anything else?"
*the masked man stepped over by the odd man, and set something on the table beside his drink before walking out of the tavern. he had made no sound, not even footsteps, or the small purple bottle clinking against the counter*
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call me chara, or charas acomplice
Currently in jeff the Evil Roomba cult, and cult of the party wizardi am a knight of craftmancy and fancy folkith of the inland pirate kingdom
*the masked man looks over at the bartender* no thank you. just observing *his voice seems to have an barley perceptibel almost musical quality to it*
"Ah, anything else?"
*the masked man stepped over by the odd man, and set something on the table beside his drink before walking out of the tavern. he had made no sound, not even footsteps, or the small purple bottle clinking against the counter*
*the purple bottle i set down, was next to your drink. baal*
*the masked man looks over at the bartender* no thank you. just observing *his voice seems to have an barley perceptibel almost musical quality to it*
"Ah, anything else?"
*the masked man stepped over by the odd man, and set something on the table beside his drink before walking out of the tavern. he had made no sound, not even footsteps, or the small purple bottle clinking against the counter*
The bartender stares at him while he leaves
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
He takes a sip, then exhales some steam. He looks disappointed. "This as strong as you could get it?"
"I'm just a lowly bartender, I never made anything stronger"
He sighs. "You sure this is real?" He drums his fingers against the bar. "Ah, nevermind. Doesn't matter."
"Why?"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*the masked man looks over at the bartender* no thank you. just observing *his voice seems to have an barley perceptibel almost musical quality to it*
"Ah, anything else?"
*the masked man stepped over by the odd man, and set something on the table beside his drink before walking out of the tavern. he had made no sound, not even footsteps, or the small purple bottle clinking against the counter*
He looks down at the bottle, then waves a hand over it, causing it to disappear, falling into his shadow as if it were a hole.
*the masked man looks over at the bartender* no thank you. just observing *his voice seems to have an barley perceptibel almost musical quality to it*
"Ah, anything else?"
*the masked man stepped over by the odd man, and set something on the table beside his drink before walking out of the tavern. he had made no sound, not even footsteps, or the small purple bottle clinking against the counter*
He looks down at the bottle, then waves a hand over it, causing it to disappear, falling into his shadow as if it were a hole.
dont want the gift? *the masked figure was suddenly in the seat right next to the man, dispite having been seen having left the taver*
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call me chara, or charas acomplice
Currently in jeff the Evil Roomba cult, and cult of the party wizardi am a knight of craftmancy and fancy folkith of the inland pirate kingdom
PM me the word AVACADO
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The tavern mostly seems empty, but the few patrons who are in there stare at you, and the barman looks at you and says, "Howdy."
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
The bizarre man smiles warmly. "Howdy. You serve Lavender Fairy here? It's a purpley absinthe that I haven't been able to get outside of my own city."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Yeah, we do, but it ain't cheap"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*a dark-haired male, with an odd mask, with crescent eyes and a sharp-toothed smile, and black clothes in the back of the tavern scans the room, unsighted*
call me chara, or charas acomplice
Currently in jeff the Evil Roomba cult, and cult of the party wizard i am a knight of craftmancy and fancy folkith of the inland pirate kingdom
PM me the word AVACADO
The bartender waves at them
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
He nods. "Didn't expect it to be, sir." He places a small stack of money on the bar.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The man hands him a Lavender Fairy
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*the eyes of the mask seem to... narrow almost, but it seems to have been just a trick of the light*
call me chara, or charas acomplice
Currently in jeff the Evil Roomba cult, and cult of the party wizard i am a knight of craftmancy and fancy folkith of the inland pirate kingdom
PM me the word AVACADO
The man walks ove , and says "Anything we can get you?"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*the masked man looks over at the bartender* no thank you. just observing *his voice seems to have an barley perceptibel almost musical quality to it*
call me chara, or charas acomplice
Currently in jeff the Evil Roomba cult, and cult of the party wizard i am a knight of craftmancy and fancy folkith of the inland pirate kingdom
PM me the word AVACADO
"Ah, anything else?"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
He takes a sip, then exhales some steam. He looks disappointed. "This as strong as you could get it?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I'm just a lowly bartender, I never made anything stronger"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*the masked man stepped over by the odd man, and set something on the table beside his drink before walking out of the tavern. he had made no sound, not even footsteps, or the small purple bottle clinking against the counter*
call me chara, or charas acomplice
Currently in jeff the Evil Roomba cult, and cult of the party wizard i am a knight of craftmancy and fancy folkith of the inland pirate kingdom
PM me the word AVACADO
He sighs. "You sure this is real?" He drums his fingers against the bar. "Ah, nevermind. Doesn't matter."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*the purple bottle i set down, was next to your drink. baal*
call me chara, or charas acomplice
Currently in jeff the Evil Roomba cult, and cult of the party wizard i am a knight of craftmancy and fancy folkith of the inland pirate kingdom
PM me the word AVACADO
The bartender stares at him while he leaves
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
"Why?"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
He looks down at the bottle, then waves a hand over it, causing it to disappear, falling into his shadow as if it were a hole.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
dont want the gift? *the masked figure was suddenly in the seat right next to the man, dispite having been seen having left the taver*
call me chara, or charas acomplice
Currently in jeff the Evil Roomba cult, and cult of the party wizard i am a knight of craftmancy and fancy folkith of the inland pirate kingdom
PM me the word AVACADO