"My physiology is a bit different from most humans. Well, more than a bit. But that's a story for another day."
"Why wait?"
"Well, no offense, but I don't know you very well. Besides, it's hard to believe and very personal."
"Ah, that is understandable. Sorry to ask."
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
“That’s…actually a really fair point. Take this, and hold still.”
He hands you a white teddy bear.
He doesn't hold onto it, causing it to drop to the ground. "I'm not interested in whatever you're offering or whatever promotional materials you're interested in making. Besides, I have my own teddy bears." He walks off.
"Ah, don't be sorry. You don't have to worry about it. Tell me a bit about yourself, and I'll tell you a bit about me."
"Well, I've lived most of my life here, and spent most of it well, with good friends, and good food, a pretty normal and good life, you?"
"I tried to curse my husband, but it backfired, nearly killed me, and turned me into a giant bug." He says this all casually. He does not look like a giant bug.
"Ah, don't be sorry. You don't have to worry about it. Tell me a bit about yourself, and I'll tell you a bit about me."
"Well, I've lived most of my life here, and spent most of it well, with good friends, and good food, a pretty normal and good life, you?"
"I tried to curse my husband, but it backfired, nearly killed me, and turned me into a giant bug." He says this all casually. He does not look like a giant bug.
"No offence, but I'm starting to question your memory skills," he then gestures to his body, saying, "Not giant bug."
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
“That’s…actually a really fair point. Take this, and hold still.”
He hands you a white teddy bear.
He doesn't hold onto it, causing it to drop to the ground. "I'm not interested in whatever you're offering or whatever promotional materials you're interested in making. Besides, I have my own teddy bears." He walks off.
“Ugh…this isn’t promotional, look.”
He picks up the teddy bear and says, “Shoot me. Try to kill me, I dare you.”
"I tried to curse my husband, but it backfired, nearly killed me, and turned me into a giant bug." He says this all casually. He does not look like a giant bug.
"No offence, but I'm starting to question your memory skills," he then gestures to his body, saying, "Not giant bug."
He rolls up his sleeve. His skin splits and changes color, revealing itself to be some sort of exoskeleton covering more layers of armor, yellow silk threads, and soft, black, fleshy skin. His arm unfolds itself to reveal the humanoid/insectoid limb underneath. "It's not that obvious, thankfully."
He refolds the humanoid shell over the monstrous arm.
"I tried to curse my husband, but it backfired, nearly killed me, and turned me into a giant bug." He says this all casually. He does not look like a giant bug.
"No offence, but I'm starting to question your memory skills," he then gestures to his body, saying, "Not giant bug."
He rolls up his sleeve. His skin splits and changes color, revealing itself to be some sort of exoskeleton covering more layers of armor, yellow silk threads, and soft, black, fleshy skin. His arm unfolds itself to reveal the humanoid/insectoid limb underneath. "It's not that obvious, thankfully."
He refolds the humanoid shell over the monstrous arm.
The man stares utterly and completely shocked, and then says "Tha-t d-oes apppear to be a gg-ood thingg" while stuttering the entire time.
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
He doesn't hold onto it, causing it to drop to the ground. "I'm not interested in whatever you're offering or whatever promotional materials you're interested in making. Besides, I have my own teddy bears." He walks off.
“Ugh…this isn’t promotional, look.”
He picks up the teddy bear and says, “Shoot me. Try to kill me, I dare you.”
He sighs. "Alright then."
He flicks his wrist, revealing seams in his skin, from which emerges wine-colored smoke. He says some words in Deep Speech. "Curse of Chains."
Make a DC 14 STR save or have your speed reduced to 0.
He doesn't hold onto it, causing it to drop to the ground. "I'm not interested in whatever you're offering or whatever promotional materials you're interested in making. Besides, I have my own teddy bears." He walks off.
“Ugh…this isn’t promotional, look.”
He picks up the teddy bear and says, “Shoot me. Try to kill me, I dare you.”
He sighs. "Alright then."
He flicks his wrist, revealing seams in his skin, from which emerges wine-colored smoke. He says some words in Deep Speech. "Curse of Chains."
Make a DC 14 STR save or have your speed reduced to 0.
I intentionally fail
”Sweet Providence hurry up already I’m tryna prove a point…”
He flicks his wrist, revealing seams in his skin, from which emerges wine-colored smoke. He says some words in Deep Speech. "Curse of Chains."
Make a DC 14 STR save or have your speed reduced to 0.
I intentionally fail
”Sweet Providence hurry up already I’m tryna prove a point…”
He draws a cleaver wrapped in bandages. There are hairs peeking out of the white cloth. "That was for your protection."
He unwraps the bandages, revealing that the blade is completely covered in hair. Everyone who looks at it, other than the man holding the bear and the veteran holding it, feel incredibly ill.
He swings it at the man's shoulder as it flashes with purple energy.
He rolls up his sleeve. His skin splits and changes color, revealing itself to be some sort of exoskeleton covering more layers of armor, yellow silk threads, and soft, black, fleshy skin. His arm unfolds itself to reveal the humanoid/insectoid limb underneath. "It's not that obvious, thankfully."
He refolds the humanoid shell over the monstrous arm.
The man stares utterly and completely shocked, and then says "Tha-t d-oes apppear to be a gg-ood thingg" while stuttering the entire time.
"Apologies. Didn't mean to scare you like that." He offers them a bar of chocolate.
He rolls up his sleeve. His skin splits and changes color, revealing itself to be some sort of exoskeleton covering more layers of armor, yellow silk threads, and soft, black, fleshy skin. His arm unfolds itself to reveal the humanoid/insectoid limb underneath. "It's not that obvious, thankfully."
He refolds the humanoid shell over the monstrous arm.
The man stares utterly and completely shocked, and then says "Tha-t d-oes apppear to be a gg-ood thingg" while stuttering the entire time.
"Apologies. Didn't mean to scare you like that." He offers them a bar of chocolate.
"Hm, chocolate?" He takes the chocolate
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
He flicks his wrist, revealing seams in his skin, from which emerges wine-colored smoke. He says some words in Deep Speech. "Curse of Chains."
Make a DC 14 STR save or have your speed reduced to 0.
I intentionally fail
”Sweet Providence hurry up already I’m tryna prove a point…”
He draws a cleaver wrapped in bandages. There are hairs peeking out of the white cloth. "That was for your protection."
He unwraps the bandages, revealing that the blade is completely covered in hair. Everyone who looks at it, other than the man holding the bear and the veteran holding it, feel incredibly ill.
He swings it at the man's shoulder as it flashes with purple energy.
Attack: 27 Damage: 17 Radiant
“Grah! Are you trying to have fun with it!? Hurry…up!”
The Legion gang are hanging around the Nameless Inn.
(the auretian is in 2 Rp's already)
*And ya gonna respond?*
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
"Ah, that is understandable. Sorry to ask."
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
He scoffs. "It's not worth more than my life."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“That’s…actually a really fair point. Take this, and hold still.”
He hands you a white teddy bear.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
"Ah, don't be sorry. You don't have to worry about it. Tell me a bit about yourself, and I'll tell you a bit about me."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Well, I've lived most of my life here, and spent most of it well, with good friends, and good food, a pretty normal and good life, you?"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
He doesn't hold onto it, causing it to drop to the ground. "I'm not interested in whatever you're offering or whatever promotional materials you're interested in making. Besides, I have my own teddy bears." He walks off.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I tried to curse my husband, but it backfired, nearly killed me, and turned me into a giant bug." He says this all casually. He does not look like a giant bug.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"No offence, but I'm starting to question your memory skills," he then gestures to his body, saying, "Not giant bug."
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
“Ugh…this isn’t promotional, look.”
He picks up the teddy bear and says, “Shoot me. Try to kill me, I dare you.”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
He rolls up his sleeve. His skin splits and changes color, revealing itself to be some sort of exoskeleton covering more layers of armor, yellow silk threads, and soft, black, fleshy skin. His arm unfolds itself to reveal the humanoid/insectoid limb underneath. "It's not that obvious, thankfully."
He refolds the humanoid shell over the monstrous arm.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The man stares utterly and completely shocked, and then says "Tha-t d-oes apppear to be a gg-ood thingg" while stuttering the entire time.
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
He sighs. "Alright then."
He flicks his wrist, revealing seams in his skin, from which emerges wine-colored smoke. He says some words in Deep Speech. "Curse of Chains."
Make a DC 14 STR save or have your speed reduced to 0.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I intentionally fail
”Sweet Providence hurry up already I’m tryna prove a point…”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
He draws a cleaver wrapped in bandages. There are hairs peeking out of the white cloth. "That was for your protection."
He unwraps the bandages, revealing that the blade is completely covered in hair. Everyone who looks at it, other than the man holding the bear and the veteran holding it, feel incredibly ill.
He swings it at the man's shoulder as it flashes with purple energy.
Attack: 27 Damage: 17 Radiant
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Apologies. Didn't mean to scare you like that." He offers them a bar of chocolate.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Hm, chocolate?" He takes the chocolate
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*I here for a bit.*
The Dealer is on a walk around.
The Legion gang are hanging around the Nameless Inn.
(the auretian is in 2 Rp's already)
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
“Grah! Are you trying to have fun with it!? Hurry…up!”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
*And ya gonna respond?*
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*did you respond? I must have missed it.*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.