The Red Gut– a dark sci-fi roleplay thread

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Deep within a dimly lit back alley, a beast watches its prey with hungry red eyes. 
A candy bar, so close yet so far, infuriatingly separated by a pane of glass. The beast's spiny arms aren't long enough to reach the tempting morsel, its blunt-clawed fingers unable to grasp any of the machine's many delights. Even after they topple it over with a powerful push, the metal cage refuses to relinquish the treat. Finally, the beast resorts to taking its meal by force, rising up on its back legs and slamming its clawed forelegs through the glass. The sharp sound echoes through the alleyway, heralding the hunter's success. At last, they can feast.
*more physical description will be given upon interaction i just wanted to be funny*

 *Are you describing attacking a Vending Machine?*

 *Yes yes i am. Fetch has a sweet tooth.*

 *Oh my god. That's hilarious.*

 *so...*

 *So?*

 *wanna rp?*

 *Sure!*

The gumiho woman has wandered out of the tavern and is headed towards a casino? Bank? Could be both - when she spots the beast.

"What the Terran are you doing? How is a candy bar worth that much trouble?"

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Deep within a dimly lit back alley, a beast watches its prey with hungry red eyes. 
A candy bar, so close yet so far, infuriatingly separated by a pane of glass. The beast's spiny arms aren't long enough to reach the tempting morsel, its blunt-clawed fingers unable to grasp any of the machine's many delights. Even after they topple it over with a powerful push, the metal cage refuses to relinquish the treat. Finally, the beast resorts to taking its meal by force, rising up on its back legs and slamming its clawed forelegs through the glass. The sharp sound echoes through the alleyway, heralding the hunter's success. At last, they can feast.
*more physical description will be given upon interaction i just wanted to be funny*

 *Are you describing attacking a Vending Machine?*

 *Yes yes i am. Fetch has a sweet tooth.*

 *Oh my god. That's hilarious.*

 *so...*

 *So?*

 *wanna rp?*

 *Sure!*

The gumiho woman has wandered out of the tavern and is headed towards a casino? Bank? Could be both - when she spots the beast.

"What the Terran are you doing? How is a candy bar worth that much trouble?"

The beast, which appears to be far from fearsome, is now lounging by the vending machine and enjoying the spoils of its hunt, messily tearing the candy bar wrappers open and shoving the candy into its mouth. Its upper half is that of a child, with a round face and biggish hands that are now both stained with chocolate, shaggy, candy-apple-red hair falling into its golden eyes. Below the waist, however, it resembles some sort of big cat, though not one you've ever seen. As far as you're aware, lions and tigers aren't dark pinkish red, nor do they have spines down their backs. Its two halves are joined centaur-style.
When asked a question, the beast replies through a mouthful of candy. "I was hungry, so I solved the puzzle." They say this casually, as if it should make sense to everyone.

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Deep within a dimly lit back alley, a beast watches its prey with hungry red eyes. 
A candy bar, so close yet so far, infuriatingly separated by a pane of glass. The beast's spiny arms aren't long enough to reach the tempting morsel, its blunt-clawed fingers unable to grasp any of the machine's many delights. Even after they topple it over with a powerful push, the metal cage refuses to relinquish the treat. Finally, the beast resorts to taking its meal by force, rising up on its back legs and slamming its clawed forelegs through the glass. The sharp sound echoes through the alleyway, heralding the hunter's success. At last, they can feast.
*more physical description will be given upon interaction i just wanted to be funny*

 *Are you describing attacking a Vending Machine?*

 *Yes yes i am. Fetch has a sweet tooth.*

 *Oh my god. That's hilarious.*

 *so...*

 *So?*

 *wanna rp?*

 *Sure!*

The gumiho woman has wandered out of the tavern and is headed towards a casino? Bank? Could be both - when she spots the beast.

"What the Terran are you doing? How is a candy bar worth that much trouble?"

The beast, which appears to be far from fearsome, is now lounging by the vending machine and enjoying the spoils of its hunt, messily tearing the candy bar wrappers open and shoving the candy into its mouth. Its upper half is that of a child, with a round face and biggish hands that are now both stained with chocolate, shaggy, candy-apple-red hair falling into its golden eyes. Below the waist, however, it resembles some sort of big cat, though not one you've ever seen. As far as you're aware, lions and tigers aren't dark pinkish red, nor do they have spines down their backs. Its two halves are joined centaur-style.
When asked a question, the beast replies through a mouthful of candy. "I was hungry, so I solved the puzzle." They say this casually, as if it should make sense to everyone.

 "Since when is a vending machine a puzzle? It's a vending machine."

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Deep within a dimly lit back alley, a beast watches its prey with hungry red eyes. 
A candy bar, so close yet so far, infuriatingly separated by a pane of glass. The beast's spiny arms aren't long enough to reach the tempting morsel, its blunt-clawed fingers unable to grasp any of the machine's many delights. Even after they topple it over with a powerful push, the metal cage refuses to relinquish the treat. Finally, the beast resorts to taking its meal by force, rising up on its back legs and slamming its clawed forelegs through the glass. The sharp sound echoes through the alleyway, heralding the hunter's success. At last, they can feast.
*more physical description will be given upon interaction i just wanted to be funny*

 *Are you describing attacking a Vending Machine?*

 *Yes yes i am. Fetch has a sweet tooth.*

 *Oh my god. That's hilarious.*

 *so...*

 *So?*

 *wanna rp?*

 *Sure!*

The gumiho woman has wandered out of the tavern and is headed towards a casino? Bank? Could be both - when she spots the beast.

"What the Terran are you doing? How is a candy bar worth that much trouble?"

The beast, which appears to be far from fearsome, is now lounging by the vending machine and enjoying the spoils of its hunt, messily tearing the candy bar wrappers open and shoving the candy into its mouth. Its upper half is that of a child, with a round face and biggish hands that are now both stained with chocolate, shaggy, candy-apple-red hair falling into its golden eyes. Below the waist, however, it resembles some sort of big cat, though not one you've ever seen. As far as you're aware, lions and tigers aren't dark pinkish red, nor do they have spines down their backs. Its two halves are joined centaur-style.
When asked a question, the beast replies through a mouthful of candy. "I was hungry, so I solved the puzzle." They say this casually, as if it should make sense to everyone.

 "Since when is a vending machine a puzzle? It's a vending machine."

 "A what-now?" It cocks its head, looking up at her with big, curious eyes.

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Deep within a dimly lit back alley, a beast watches its prey with hungry red eyes. 
A candy bar, so close yet so far, infuriatingly separated by a pane of glass. The beast's spiny arms aren't long enough to reach the tempting morsel, its blunt-clawed fingers unable to grasp any of the machine's many delights. Even after they topple it over with a powerful push, the metal cage refuses to relinquish the treat. Finally, the beast resorts to taking its meal by force, rising up on its back legs and slamming its clawed forelegs through the glass. The sharp sound echoes through the alleyway, heralding the hunter's success. At last, they can feast.
*more physical description will be given upon interaction i just wanted to be funny*

 *Are you describing attacking a Vending Machine?*

 *Yes yes i am. Fetch has a sweet tooth.*

 *Oh my god. That's hilarious.*

 *so...*

 *So?*

 *wanna rp?*

 *Sure!*

The gumiho woman has wandered out of the tavern and is headed towards a casino? Bank? Could be both - when she spots the beast.

"What the Terran are you doing? How is a candy bar worth that much trouble?"

The beast, which appears to be far from fearsome, is now lounging by the vending machine and enjoying the spoils of its hunt, messily tearing the candy bar wrappers open and shoving the candy into its mouth. Its upper half is that of a child, with a round face and biggish hands that are now both stained with chocolate, shaggy, candy-apple-red hair falling into its golden eyes. Below the waist, however, it resembles some sort of big cat, though not one you've ever seen. As far as you're aware, lions and tigers aren't dark pinkish red, nor do they have spines down their backs. Its two halves are joined centaur-style.
When asked a question, the beast replies through a mouthful of candy. "I was hungry, so I solved the puzzle." They say this casually, as if it should make sense to everyone.

 "Since when is a vending machine a puzzle? It's a vending machine."

 "A what-now?" It cocks its head, looking up at her with big, curious eyes.

 The creature from earlier walked further into the alley, waving at the gumhio woman, before turning to the "beast." he pulled a leaf-like notebook from within himself and wrote something before turning the pages towards the beast. it read "who you?"

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Deep within a dimly lit back alley, a beast watches its prey with hungry red eyes. 
A candy bar, so close yet so far, infuriatingly separated by a pane of glass. The beast's spiny arms aren't long enough to reach the tempting morsel, its blunt-clawed fingers unable to grasp any of the machine's many delights. Even after they topple it over with a powerful push, the metal cage refuses to relinquish the treat. Finally, the beast resorts to taking its meal by force, rising up on its back legs and slamming its clawed forelegs through the glass. The sharp sound echoes through the alleyway, heralding the hunter's success. At last, they can feast.
*more physical description will be given upon interaction i just wanted to be funny*

 *Are you describing attacking a Vending Machine?*

 *Yes yes i am. Fetch has a sweet tooth.*

 *Oh my god. That's hilarious.*

 *so...*

 *So?*

 *wanna rp?*

 *Sure!*

The gumiho woman has wandered out of the tavern and is headed towards a casino? Bank? Could be both - when she spots the beast.

"What the Terran are you doing? How is a candy bar worth that much trouble?"

The beast, which appears to be far from fearsome, is now lounging by the vending machine and enjoying the spoils of its hunt, messily tearing the candy bar wrappers open and shoving the candy into its mouth. Its upper half is that of a child, with a round face and biggish hands that are now both stained with chocolate, shaggy, candy-apple-red hair falling into its golden eyes. Below the waist, however, it resembles some sort of big cat, though not one you've ever seen. As far as you're aware, lions and tigers aren't dark pinkish red, nor do they have spines down their backs. Its two halves are joined centaur-style.
When asked a question, the beast replies through a mouthful of candy. "I was hungry, so I solved the puzzle." They say this casually, as if it should make sense to everyone.

 "Since when is a vending machine a puzzle? It's a vending machine."

 "A what-now?" It cocks its head, looking up at her with big, curious eyes.

 “It’s a vending machine. You get snacks from it. Like this!” She walks over to another one and drops a few coins in. The vending machine explodes.

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Deep within a dimly lit back alley, a beast watches its prey with hungry red eyes. 
A candy bar, so close yet so far, infuriatingly separated by a pane of glass. The beast's spiny arms aren't long enough to reach the tempting morsel, its blunt-clawed fingers unable to grasp any of the machine's many delights. Even after they topple it over with a powerful push, the metal cage refuses to relinquish the treat. Finally, the beast resorts to taking its meal by force, rising up on its back legs and slamming its clawed forelegs through the glass. The sharp sound echoes through the alleyway, heralding the hunter's success. At last, they can feast.
*more physical description will be given upon interaction i just wanted to be funny*

 *Are you describing attacking a Vending Machine?*

 *Yes yes i am. Fetch has a sweet tooth.*

 *Oh my god. That's hilarious.*

 *so...*

 *So?*

 *wanna rp?*

 *Sure!*

The gumiho woman has wandered out of the tavern and is headed towards a casino? Bank? Could be both - when she spots the beast.

"What the Terran are you doing? How is a candy bar worth that much trouble?"

The beast, which appears to be far from fearsome, is now lounging by the vending machine and enjoying the spoils of its hunt, messily tearing the candy bar wrappers open and shoving the candy into its mouth. Its upper half is that of a child, with a round face and biggish hands that are now both stained with chocolate, shaggy, candy-apple-red hair falling into its golden eyes. Below the waist, however, it resembles some sort of big cat, though not one you've ever seen. As far as you're aware, lions and tigers aren't dark pinkish red, nor do they have spines down their backs. Its two halves are joined centaur-style.
When asked a question, the beast replies through a mouthful of candy. "I was hungry, so I solved the puzzle." They say this casually, as if it should make sense to everyone.

 "Since when is a vending machine a puzzle? It's a vending machine."

 "A what-now?" It cocks its head, looking up at her with big, curious eyes.

 “It’s a vending machine. You get snacks from it. Like this!” She walks over to another one and drops a few coins in. The vending machine explodes.

 They cover their eyes and let out a squeak, rushing over to the exploded husk of the vending machine. "You can't do that!! All the food is ruined"

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Deep within a dimly lit back alley, a beast watches its prey with hungry red eyes. 
A candy bar, so close yet so far, infuriatingly separated by a pane of glass. The beast's spiny arms aren't long enough to reach the tempting morsel, its blunt-clawed fingers unable to grasp any of the machine's many delights. Even after they topple it over with a powerful push, the metal cage refuses to relinquish the treat. Finally, the beast resorts to taking its meal by force, rising up on its back legs and slamming its clawed forelegs through the glass. The sharp sound echoes through the alleyway, heralding the hunter's success. At last, they can feast.
*more physical description will be given upon interaction i just wanted to be funny*

 *Are you describing attacking a Vending Machine?*

 *Yes yes i am. Fetch has a sweet tooth.*

 *Oh my god. That's hilarious.*

 *so...*

 *So?*

 *wanna rp?*

 *Sure!*

The gumiho woman has wandered out of the tavern and is headed towards a casino? Bank? Could be both - when she spots the beast.

"What the Terran are you doing? How is a candy bar worth that much trouble?"

The beast, which appears to be far from fearsome, is now lounging by the vending machine and enjoying the spoils of its hunt, messily tearing the candy bar wrappers open and shoving the candy into its mouth. Its upper half is that of a child, with a round face and biggish hands that are now both stained with chocolate, shaggy, candy-apple-red hair falling into its golden eyes. Below the waist, however, it resembles some sort of big cat, though not one you've ever seen. As far as you're aware, lions and tigers aren't dark pinkish red, nor do they have spines down their backs. Its two halves are joined centaur-style.
When asked a question, the beast replies through a mouthful of candy. "I was hungry, so I solved the puzzle." They say this casually, as if it should make sense to everyone.

 "Since when is a vending machine a puzzle? It's a vending machine."

 "A what-now?" It cocks its head, looking up at her with big, curious eyes.

 “It’s a vending machine. You get snacks from it. Like this!” She walks over to another one and drops a few coins in. The vending machine explodes.

 They cover their eyes and let out a squeak, rushing over to the exploded husk of the vending machine. "You can't do that!! All the food is ruined"

 

 "Oops. Wrong coins!" She goes over to a different vending machine (there's like 5 in the alley) and puts in some coins. A Twix bar comes out, and she tosses it to the beast.

the creature reatched into itself and started pulling out items (looking for coins) and a lot of things came out (including fossils, crystals, several books, and a ton of roundish items (if you know hollow knight: charms) as well as a small gem-like green tear, and a small black orb

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Deep within a dimly lit back alley, a beast watches its prey with hungry red eyes. 
A candy bar, so close yet so far, infuriatingly separated by a pane of glass. The beast's spiny arms aren't long enough to reach the tempting morsel, its blunt-clawed fingers unable to grasp any of the machine's many delights. Even after they topple it over with a powerful push, the metal cage refuses to relinquish the treat. Finally, the beast resorts to taking its meal by force, rising up on its back legs and slamming its clawed forelegs through the glass. The sharp sound echoes through the alleyway, heralding the hunter's success. At last, they can feast.
*more physical description will be given upon interaction i just wanted to be funny*

 *Are you describing attacking a Vending Machine?*

 *Yes yes i am. Fetch has a sweet tooth.*

 *Oh my god. That's hilarious.*

 *so...*

 *So?*

 *wanna rp?*

 *Sure!*

The gumiho woman has wandered out of the tavern and is headed towards a casino? Bank? Could be both - when she spots the beast.

"What the Terran are you doing? How is a candy bar worth that much trouble?"

The beast, which appears to be far from fearsome, is now lounging by the vending machine and enjoying the spoils of its hunt, messily tearing the candy bar wrappers open and shoving the candy into its mouth. Its upper half is that of a child, with a round face and biggish hands that are now both stained with chocolate, shaggy, candy-apple-red hair falling into its golden eyes. Below the waist, however, it resembles some sort of big cat, though not one you've ever seen. As far as you're aware, lions and tigers aren't dark pinkish red, nor do they have spines down their backs. Its two halves are joined centaur-style.
When asked a question, the beast replies through a mouthful of candy. "I was hungry, so I solved the puzzle." They say this casually, as if it should make sense to everyone.

 "Since when is a vending machine a puzzle? It's a vending machine."

 "A what-now?" It cocks its head, looking up at her with big, curious eyes.

 “It’s a vending machine. You get snacks from it. Like this!” She walks over to another one and drops a few coins in. The vending machine explodes.

 They cover their eyes and let out a squeak, rushing over to the exploded husk of the vending machine. "You can't do that!! All the food is ruined"

 

 "Oops. Wrong coins!" She goes over to a different vending machine (there's like 5 in the alley) and puts in some coins. A Twix bar comes out, and she tosses it to the beast.

 It catches it deftly out of the air, rips the packaging open, and shoves it in their mouth.

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Deep within a dimly lit back alley, a beast watches its prey with hungry red eyes. 
A candy bar, so close yet so far, infuriatingly separated by a pane of glass. The beast's spiny arms aren't long enough to reach the tempting morsel, its blunt-clawed fingers unable to grasp any of the machine's many delights. Even after they topple it over with a powerful push, the metal cage refuses to relinquish the treat. Finally, the beast resorts to taking its meal by force, rising up on its back legs and slamming its clawed forelegs through the glass. The sharp sound echoes through the alleyway, heralding the hunter's success. At last, they can feast.
*more physical description will be given upon interaction i just wanted to be funny*

 *Are you describing attacking a Vending Machine?*

 *Yes yes i am. Fetch has a sweet tooth.*

 *Oh my god. That's hilarious.*

 *so...*

 *So?*

 *wanna rp?*

 *Sure!*

The gumiho woman has wandered out of the tavern and is headed towards a casino? Bank? Could be both - when she spots the beast.

"What the Terran are you doing? How is a candy bar worth that much trouble?"

The beast, which appears to be far from fearsome, is now lounging by the vending machine and enjoying the spoils of its hunt, messily tearing the candy bar wrappers open and shoving the candy into its mouth. Its upper half is that of a child, with a round face and biggish hands that are now both stained with chocolate, shaggy, candy-apple-red hair falling into its golden eyes. Below the waist, however, it resembles some sort of big cat, though not one you've ever seen. As far as you're aware, lions and tigers aren't dark pinkish red, nor do they have spines down their backs. Its two halves are joined centaur-style.
When asked a question, the beast replies through a mouthful of candy. "I was hungry, so I solved the puzzle." They say this casually, as if it should make sense to everyone.

 "Since when is a vending machine a puzzle? It's a vending machine."

 "A what-now?" It cocks its head, looking up at her with big, curious eyes.

 “It’s a vending machine. You get snacks from it. Like this!” She walks over to another one and drops a few coins in. The vending machine explodes.

 They cover their eyes and let out a squeak, rushing over to the exploded husk of the vending machine. "You can't do that!! All the food is ruined"

 

 "Oops. Wrong coins!" She goes over to a different vending machine (there's like 5 in the alley) and puts in some coins. A Twix bar comes out, and she tosses it to the beast.

 It catches it deftly out of the air, rips the packaging open, and shoves it in their mouth.

 "Is that all there is to your life? Eating candy?"

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Deep within a dimly lit back alley, a beast watches its prey with hungry red eyes. 
A candy bar, so close yet so far, infuriatingly separated by a pane of glass. The beast's spiny arms aren't long enough to reach the tempting morsel, its blunt-clawed fingers unable to grasp any of the machine's many delights. Even after they topple it over with a powerful push, the metal cage refuses to relinquish the treat. Finally, the beast resorts to taking its meal by force, rising up on its back legs and slamming its clawed forelegs through the glass. The sharp sound echoes through the alleyway, heralding the hunter's success. At last, they can feast.
*more physical description will be given upon interaction i just wanted to be funny*

 *Are you describing attacking a Vending Machine?*

 *Yes yes i am. Fetch has a sweet tooth.*

 *Oh my god. That's hilarious.*

 *so...*

 *So?*

 *wanna rp?*

 *Sure!*

The gumiho woman has wandered out of the tavern and is headed towards a casino? Bank? Could be both - when she spots the beast.

"What the Terran are you doing? How is a candy bar worth that much trouble?"

The beast, which appears to be far from fearsome, is now lounging by the vending machine and enjoying the spoils of its hunt, messily tearing the candy bar wrappers open and shoving the candy into its mouth. Its upper half is that of a child, with a round face and biggish hands that are now both stained with chocolate, shaggy, candy-apple-red hair falling into its golden eyes. Below the waist, however, it resembles some sort of big cat, though not one you've ever seen. As far as you're aware, lions and tigers aren't dark pinkish red, nor do they have spines down their backs. Its two halves are joined centaur-style.
When asked a question, the beast replies through a mouthful of candy. "I was hungry, so I solved the puzzle." They say this casually, as if it should make sense to everyone.

 "Since when is a vending machine a puzzle? It's a vending machine."

 "A what-now?" It cocks its head, looking up at her with big, curious eyes.

 “It’s a vending machine. You get snacks from it. Like this!” She walks over to another one and drops a few coins in. The vending machine explodes.

 They cover their eyes and let out a squeak, rushing over to the exploded husk of the vending machine. "You can't do that!! All the food is ruined"

 

 "Oops. Wrong coins!" She goes over to a different vending machine (there's like 5 in the alley) and puts in some coins. A Twix bar comes out, and she tosses it to the beast.

 It catches it deftly out of the air, rips the packaging open, and shoves it in their mouth.

 "Is that all there is to your life? Eating candy?"

 "Mm-nh." They shake their head, swallowing their mouthful of chocolate. "I solve puzzles and do tasks and games and stuff! Or, I did back home."

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Deep within a dimly lit back alley, a beast watches its prey with hungry red eyes. 
A candy bar, so close yet so far, infuriatingly separated by a pane of glass. The beast's spiny arms aren't long enough to reach the tempting morsel, its blunt-clawed fingers unable to grasp any of the machine's many delights. Even after they topple it over with a powerful push, the metal cage refuses to relinquish the treat. Finally, the beast resorts to taking its meal by force, rising up on its back legs and slamming its clawed forelegs through the glass. The sharp sound echoes through the alleyway, heralding the hunter's success. At last, they can feast.
*more physical description will be given upon interaction i just wanted to be funny*

 *Are you describing attacking a Vending Machine?*

 *Yes yes i am. Fetch has a sweet tooth.*

 *Oh my god. That's hilarious.*

 *so...*

 *So?*

 *wanna rp?*

 *Sure!*

The gumiho woman has wandered out of the tavern and is headed towards a casino? Bank? Could be both - when she spots the beast.

"What the Terran are you doing? How is a candy bar worth that much trouble?"

The beast, which appears to be far from fearsome, is now lounging by the vending machine and enjoying the spoils of its hunt, messily tearing the candy bar wrappers open and shoving the candy into its mouth. Its upper half is that of a child, with a round face and biggish hands that are now both stained with chocolate, shaggy, candy-apple-red hair falling into its golden eyes. Below the waist, however, it resembles some sort of big cat, though not one you've ever seen. As far as you're aware, lions and tigers aren't dark pinkish red, nor do they have spines down their backs. Its two halves are joined centaur-style.
When asked a question, the beast replies through a mouthful of candy. "I was hungry, so I solved the puzzle." They say this casually, as if it should make sense to everyone.

 "Since when is a vending machine a puzzle? It's a vending machine."

 "A what-now?" It cocks its head, looking up at her with big, curious eyes.

 “It’s a vending machine. You get snacks from it. Like this!” She walks over to another one and drops a few coins in. The vending machine explodes.

 They cover their eyes and let out a squeak, rushing over to the exploded husk of the vending machine. "You can't do that!! All the food is ruined"

 

 "Oops. Wrong coins!" She goes over to a different vending machine (there's like 5 in the alley) and puts in some coins. A Twix bar comes out, and she tosses it to the beast.

 It catches it deftly out of the air, rips the packaging open, and shoves it in their mouth.

 "Is that all there is to your life? Eating candy?"

 "Mm-nh." They shake their head, swallowing their mouthful of chocolate. "I solve puzzles and do tasks and games and stuff! Or, I did back home."

 “Where was your home?”

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Deep within a dimly lit back alley, a beast watches its prey with hungry red eyes. 
A candy bar, so close yet so far, infuriatingly separated by a pane of glass. The beast's spiny arms aren't long enough to reach the tempting morsel, its blunt-clawed fingers unable to grasp any of the machine's many delights. Even after they topple it over with a powerful push, the metal cage refuses to relinquish the treat. Finally, the beast resorts to taking its meal by force, rising up on its back legs and slamming its clawed forelegs through the glass. The sharp sound echoes through the alleyway, heralding the hunter's success. At last, they can feast.
*more physical description will be given upon interaction i just wanted to be funny*

 *Are you describing attacking a Vending Machine?*

 *Yes yes i am. Fetch has a sweet tooth.*

 *Oh my god. That's hilarious.*

 *so...*

 *So?*

 *wanna rp?*

 *Sure!*

The gumiho woman has wandered out of the tavern and is headed towards a casino? Bank? Could be both - when she spots the beast.

"What the Terran are you doing? How is a candy bar worth that much trouble?"

The beast, which appears to be far from fearsome, is now lounging by the vending machine and enjoying the spoils of its hunt, messily tearing the candy bar wrappers open and shoving the candy into its mouth. Its upper half is that of a child, with a round face and biggish hands that are now both stained with chocolate, shaggy, candy-apple-red hair falling into its golden eyes. Below the waist, however, it resembles some sort of big cat, though not one you've ever seen. As far as you're aware, lions and tigers aren't dark pinkish red, nor do they have spines down their backs. Its two halves are joined centaur-style.
When asked a question, the beast replies through a mouthful of candy. "I was hungry, so I solved the puzzle." They say this casually, as if it should make sense to everyone.

 "Since when is a vending machine a puzzle? It's a vending machine."

 "A what-now?" It cocks its head, looking up at her with big, curious eyes.

 “It’s a vending machine. You get snacks from it. Like this!” She walks over to another one and drops a few coins in. The vending machine explodes.

 They cover their eyes and let out a squeak, rushing over to the exploded husk of the vending machine. "You can't do that!! All the food is ruined"

 

 "Oops. Wrong coins!" She goes over to a different vending machine (there's like 5 in the alley) and puts in some coins. A Twix bar comes out, and she tosses it to the beast.

 It catches it deftly out of the air, rips the packaging open, and shoves it in their mouth.

 "Is that all there is to your life? Eating candy?"

 "Mm-nh." They shake their head, swallowing their mouthful of chocolate. "I solve puzzles and do tasks and games and stuff! Or, I did back home."

 “Where was your home?”

 "It was a beautiful place called the playground! Well, that's what I called it at least." They flop into a sit and continue explaining. "It was colorful and safe, with obstacle courses and things to climb on and new games and puzzles every day! The sky was always blue, even if it wasn't real. I know that. But the people cared for me, even if I didn't get to see them up close."

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Deep within a dimly lit back alley, a beast watches its prey with hungry red eyes. 
A candy bar, so close yet so far, infuriatingly separated by a pane of glass. The beast's spiny arms aren't long enough to reach the tempting morsel, its blunt-clawed fingers unable to grasp any of the machine's many delights. Even after they topple it over with a powerful push, the metal cage refuses to relinquish the treat. Finally, the beast resorts to taking its meal by force, rising up on its back legs and slamming its clawed forelegs through the glass. The sharp sound echoes through the alleyway, heralding the hunter's success. At last, they can feast.
*more physical description will be given upon interaction i just wanted to be funny*

 *Are you describing attacking a Vending Machine?*

 *Yes yes i am. Fetch has a sweet tooth.*

 *Oh my god. That's hilarious.*

 *so...*

 *So?*

 *wanna rp?*

 *Sure!*

The gumiho woman has wandered out of the tavern and is headed towards a casino? Bank? Could be both - when she spots the beast.

"What the Terran are you doing? How is a candy bar worth that much trouble?"

The beast, which appears to be far from fearsome, is now lounging by the vending machine and enjoying the spoils of its hunt, messily tearing the candy bar wrappers open and shoving the candy into its mouth. Its upper half is that of a child, with a round face and biggish hands that are now both stained with chocolate, shaggy, candy-apple-red hair falling into its golden eyes. Below the waist, however, it resembles some sort of big cat, though not one you've ever seen. As far as you're aware, lions and tigers aren't dark pinkish red, nor do they have spines down their backs. Its two halves are joined centaur-style.
When asked a question, the beast replies through a mouthful of candy. "I was hungry, so I solved the puzzle." They say this casually, as if it should make sense to everyone.

 "Since when is a vending machine a puzzle? It's a vending machine."

 "A what-now?" It cocks its head, looking up at her with big, curious eyes.

 “It’s a vending machine. You get snacks from it. Like this!” She walks over to another one and drops a few coins in. The vending machine explodes.

 They cover their eyes and let out a squeak, rushing over to the exploded husk of the vending machine. "You can't do that!! All the food is ruined"

 

 "Oops. Wrong coins!" She goes over to a different vending machine (there's like 5 in the alley) and puts in some coins. A Twix bar comes out, and she tosses it to the beast.

 It catches it deftly out of the air, rips the packaging open, and shoves it in their mouth.

 "Is that all there is to your life? Eating candy?"

 "Mm-nh." They shake their head, swallowing their mouthful of chocolate. "I solve puzzles and do tasks and games and stuff! Or, I did back home."

 “Where was your home?”

 "It was a beautiful place called the playground! Well, that's what I called it at least." They flop into a sit and continue explaining. "It was colorful and safe, with obstacle courses and things to climb on and new games and puzzles every day! The sky was always blue, even if it wasn't real. I know that. But the people cared for me, even if I didn't get to see them up close."

 “Awww.” You see she lets out a soft sigh. “Then?”

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Deep within a dimly lit back alley, a beast watches its prey with hungry red eyes. 
A candy bar, so close yet so far, infuriatingly separated by a pane of glass. The beast's spiny arms aren't long enough to reach the tempting morsel, its blunt-clawed fingers unable to grasp any of the machine's many delights. Even after they topple it over with a powerful push, the metal cage refuses to relinquish the treat. Finally, the beast resorts to taking its meal by force, rising up on its back legs and slamming its clawed forelegs through the glass. The sharp sound echoes through the alleyway, heralding the hunter's success. At last, they can feast.
*more physical description will be given upon interaction i just wanted to be funny*

 *Are you describing attacking a Vending Machine?*

 *Yes yes i am. Fetch has a sweet tooth.*

 *Oh my god. That's hilarious.*

 *so...*

 *So?*

 *wanna rp?*

 *Sure!*

The gumiho woman has wandered out of the tavern and is headed towards a casino? Bank? Could be both - when she spots the beast.

"What the Terran are you doing? How is a candy bar worth that much trouble?"

The beast, which appears to be far from fearsome, is now lounging by the vending machine and enjoying the spoils of its hunt, messily tearing the candy bar wrappers open and shoving the candy into its mouth. Its upper half is that of a child, with a round face and biggish hands that are now both stained with chocolate, shaggy, candy-apple-red hair falling into its golden eyes. Below the waist, however, it resembles some sort of big cat, though not one you've ever seen. As far as you're aware, lions and tigers aren't dark pinkish red, nor do they have spines down their backs. Its two halves are joined centaur-style.
When asked a question, the beast replies through a mouthful of candy. "I was hungry, so I solved the puzzle." They say this casually, as if it should make sense to everyone.

 "Since when is a vending machine a puzzle? It's a vending machine."

 "A what-now?" It cocks its head, looking up at her with big, curious eyes.

 “It’s a vending machine. You get snacks from it. Like this!” She walks over to another one and drops a few coins in. The vending machine explodes.

 They cover their eyes and let out a squeak, rushing over to the exploded husk of the vending machine. "You can't do that!! All the food is ruined"

 

 "Oops. Wrong coins!" She goes over to a different vending machine (there's like 5 in the alley) and puts in some coins. A Twix bar comes out, and she tosses it to the beast.

 It catches it deftly out of the air, rips the packaging open, and shoves it in their mouth.

 "Is that all there is to your life? Eating candy?"

 "Mm-nh." They shake their head, swallowing their mouthful of chocolate. "I solve puzzles and do tasks and games and stuff! Or, I did back home."

 “Where was your home?”

 "It was a beautiful place called the playground! Well, that's what I called it at least." They flop into a sit and continue explaining. "It was colorful and safe, with obstacle courses and things to climb on and new games and puzzles every day! The sky was always blue, even if it wasn't real. I know that. But the people cared for me, even if I didn't get to see them up close."

 “Awww.” You see she lets out a soft sigh. “Then?”

 *Cut quote chain?*

META and the Dealer are talking in the Nameless Inn.

Kami the Curator is also sitting in the Nameless Inn, in true 'shady-guy-at-the-back-of-the-tavern' style.

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META and the Dealer are talking in the Nameless Inn.

Kami the Curator is also sitting in the Nameless Inn, in true 'shady-guy-at-the-back-of-the-tavern' style.

*EJO!*

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META and the Dealer are talking in the Nameless Inn.

Kami the Curator is also sitting in the Nameless Inn, in true 'shady-guy-at-the-back-of-the-tavern' style.

*EJO!*

 *Hiya Link! I'm available for RP for a bit if ya want. Also HRU?*

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META and the Dealer are talking in the Nameless Inn.

Kami the Curator is also sitting in the Nameless Inn, in true 'shady-guy-at-the-back-of-the-tavern' style.

*EJO!*

 *Hiya Link! I'm available for RP for a bit if ya want. Also HRU?*

*Good! Wrapping up lore for my Harry Potter thread, be on the lookout for that soon. You? Also, IDk if I have time for an rp.*