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May I join the cult of grammar?

 You may if you swear to use correct SPaG and purge improper grammar.

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Quote from Stephanie252 >>

Fish, chips, and mushy peas.

Commas before 'and' in a list.

 

I am a big fan of the Oxford comma - it allows one to convey speech in a more natural manner.

Although it becomes tedious if used improperly.

 

We shall bring this proposal to our leader.

I am afraid we cannot ally ourselves exclusively to your cult. We will, however, provide temporary assistance to the more grammatically correct participants in fights.

Greetings Cult of Grammar members,

It has been brought to our attention at the Cult of Sedge that two of your members have crossed over to our Thread to heckle us.

Choose one of the following arguments and we'll work from there:

1. We don't come over to heckle you, so you shouldn't come and heckle us.
2. They shouldn't have posted on our thread for no reason, and especially for no reason.
3. Nikoli, be quiet, you've been banished for bad grammar a long time ago. Leave us in peace.
4. The fourth option.

Sincerely,
             Cult of Sedge outreach organizer ( Please cut me a break, this is my first day on the job. )

Quote from Nikoli_Goodfellow_King_Of_Random >>

Greetings Cult of Grammar members,

It has been brought to our attention at the Cult of Sedge that two of your members have crossed over to our Thread to heckle us.

Choose one of the following arguments and we'll work from there:

1. We don't come over to heckle you, so you shouldn't come and heckle us.
2. They shouldn't have posted on our thread for no reason, and especially for no reason.
3. Nikoli, be quiet, you've been banished for bad grammar a long time ago. Leave us in peace.
4. The fourth option.

Sincerely,
             Cult of Sedge outreach organizer ( Please cut me a break, this is my first day on the job. )

I do believe we have more votes, as 15 is superior to 9 in numbers. We will leave your cult unheckled as long as you, Nikoli_Goodfello_King_Of_Random, check the SPaG on at least one of your posts every day and correct it, in the interest of you developing good habits.

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Quote from Nikoli_Goodfellow_King_Of_Random >>

Greetings Cult of Grammar members,

It has been brought to our attention at the Cult of Sedge that two of your members have crossed over to our Thread to heckle us.

Choose one of the following arguments and we'll work from there:

1. We don't come over to heckle you, so you shouldn't come and heckle us.
2. They shouldn't have posted on our thread for no reason, and especially for no reason.
3. Nikoli, be quiet, you've been banished for bad grammar a long time ago. Leave us in peace.
4. The fourth option.

Sincerely,
             Cult of Sedge outreach organizer ( Please cut me a break, this is my first day on the job. )

I do believe we have more votes, as 15 is superior to 9 in numbers. We will leave your cult unheckled as long as you, Nikoli_Goodfello_King_Of_Random, check the SPaG on at least one of your posts every day and correct it, in the interest of you developing good habits.

 That seems fair.

Quote from Nikoli_Goodfellow_King_Of_Random >>

Quote from Halfastbracegirdle >>

Quote from Nikoli_Goodfellow_King_Of_Random >>

Greetings Cult of Grammar members,

It has been brought to our attention at the Cult of Sedge that two of your members have crossed over to our Thread to heckle us.

Choose one of the following arguments and we'll work from there:

1. We don't come over to heckle you, so you shouldn't come and heckle us.
2. They shouldn't have posted on our thread for no reason, and especially for no reason.
3. Nikoli, be quiet, you've been banished for bad grammar a long time ago. Leave us in peace.
4. The fourth option.

Sincerely,
             Cult of Sedge outreach organizer ( Please cut me a break, this is my first day on the job. )

I do believe we have more votes, as 15 is superior to 9 in numbers. We will leave your cult unheckled as long as you, Nikoli_Goodfello_King_Of_Random, check the SPaG on at least one of your posts every day and correct it, in the interest of you developing good habits.

 That seems fair.

 I was not intending to heckle you, Nikoli, and I'm sorry if it came across that way. Correcting your SPaG is a good habit, though.

Just another day in the cult madness of Adohand's Kitchen...

Quote from Thauraeln_The_Bold >>

 I was not intending to heckle you, Nikoli, and I'm sorry if it came across that way. Correcting your SPaG is a good habit, though.

 All's good. I just felt like doing a thing.

do the knights of the random table have a thread?

Quote from varis713 >>

do the knights of the random table have a thread?

 How dare you!

Quote from varis713 >>

do the knights of the random table have a thread?

 You should ask Nikoli_Goodfellow_King_of_Random about that. This is the thread for the Cult of Grammar.

hmmmmmmmmm

Quote from varis713 >>

do the knights of the random table have a thread?

 In fact, yes. It's linked in my signature, and it isn't a cult. Here's the link for your convenience.

I think this will soon be invaded by a "bot" named Heretic_exe

As long as the bot makes use of correct grammar, that should be OK!